***Chapter 12***
A couple of hours later, the guys were just finishing up their work out, and Paul was flexing his muscles in the mirror to see where the improvements were starting to be noticed, Mark looked over at Paul and looked down at his own body and said, "Okay so I have a little more work to do on my body before I can look like Paul, but what do you think baby…I'm close right?" Mark flexed in front of Trish, with a goofy smile on his face, cause he knew he still had a ways to go…Trish and I couldn't help but start laughing…
Paul looked over and saw Mark and started laughing at Mark also…Paul said, "Oh yea, just a little more…" The guys started flexing in front of us, while making faces and Trish and I were rolling on the ground with laughter…we couldn't help but laugh…it was hard to take them as serious big bad wrestlers with attitudes, when they would do stuff like that off camera.
Mark said, "Okay, so I feel a little inadequate standing next to Paul, while he's got his shirt off…but I'll make it there soon…hopefully..." Trish walked over to him and pulled his head down and kissed the top of his head and said, "Don't worry baby, I love you just the way you are." Mark kissed her cheek and said, "I love you too…but sometimes you're a horrible liar." Trish said, "MARK! I'm serious…you looked like that when you asked me out…and we've been together for 3 years…you're a keeper…"
I said, "Yea, slam her through a table again; maybe you'll get her to marry you Mark." Trish said, "Ha, Ha…but I seem to remember you dating Triple H…you know Cerebral Assassin…someone who has a fixation with sledgehammers…" I said, "Hey, well as long as he doesn't use it on me, I don't mind…It's kind of a manly toy…and sort of turns me on when he uses it." Paul looked over at me and said, "Oh really…guess what I'm bringing home from work tonight baby?" Trish looked at me and I looked at her and we both started laughing again.
Later that night just as a shock to everyone, when I went out for my match, Paul walked down to the ring with me in his Triple H character, and held down the second rope for me when I got in…JR said, "Wow, The Game is actually gentlemanly…He actually held the ropes open for Mystery…" Jerry said, "Who cares about that, I think the question on everyone's mind is…When do we get to see Mysteries puppies!!!"
JR said, "I really don't think that's the question on everyone mind King…I think the real question is, What is The Game doing down here with Mystery, he'll corrupt her mind…Doesn't this young lady know who she's dealing with…hasn't she ever heard of Triple H and what a monster he can be?" Jerry said, "Yea, she must not realize he'll corrupt the puppies…" JR said, "King…kick the puppies…the story is, since The Game and Mrs. Games divorce was final a year ago, he's back in the show with a different lady, this time it being the new comer in the sport Mystery."
Hunter took a mic and said, "If you don't know who this lady is next to me…well she's the WWE Women's Champion…she hasn't lost a match yet, and doesn't plan on it…" Hunter was walking around the ring talking and shooting his mouth off to the fans, and I was just standing there, in my blue ring attire with my hands on my hips and a serious look on my face. Hunter came over and stood in my face and said, "You're one cold bitch you know that…icy blue stares at everyone, including me…and I walked down here with you…" I leaned over to the mic and said, "I don't remember asking you to walk down here…you just followed like a little puppy…and I'll take the bitch comment as a compliment."
A couple of minutes later, like clockwork…Kurt Angle came out and jumped in the ring, standing himself in front of me, and staring Hunter down… Kurt said, "Triple H…leave Mystery alone, she never did anything to you…" Hunter said, "I don't remember asking for your input Kurt…go back to the back, and play with your Barbie dolls…this doesn't concern you." Kurt said, "No, I'm not leaving until you do…you're not going to hurt this young lady…she's too beautiful for you to even think about touching…or hurting…you big over grown beast."
I tapped Kurt on the shoulder and said, "I don't remember asking you to come out here like my knight in shining armor either…you're not my hero, or my bodyguard…so get lost Kurt." Kurt said, "Get real, precious, Triple H will tear you apart if he gets the chance." I said, "I can take care of myself little man, so beat it." Kurt said, "Yea, well you're nothing but a woman anyway, you'd never be able to escape Triple H's clutches." Kurt turned back around to be face to face with Hunter…I squatted down and lowblowed Kurt, he hit the mat, and Hunter grabbed him and gave him a pedigree, and then we stood over Kurt together, and I grabbed the mic and said, "Now why would I want to escape?" And threw the mic behind me…Hunter grabbed me and kissed me in the middle of the ring…
The fans went absolutely ape shit…cheering, screaming and whistling…Hunter bent over and picked me up and turned around in the ring, so everyone could see us…We walked to the back and that was the end of Raw…well at least for the night.