Author: Heh, heh! It worked! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: You have a weird mind! Author: No. I'm getting paid for this! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Who's paying you? Author: That is confidential! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Humph! Author: Well at least it's not a lemon! I'm not that evil! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: If it was, I would quit! Author: And why would I want to lose you? Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Because I annoy you sometimes! Author: You know you're right! *picks up her pen* Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: I was just kidding!!!! Author: I was just fooling with you! I would never do that! I never had lemon since... Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: La, la, la! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! La, la, la!!! Author: Fine!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Tusuami is in a ball is in a tree. Tusuami: Think of happy thoughts! Think of happy thoughts! Let's see um- Kurama finds Tusuami. Kurama: Oh, you always find the perfect place to "talk". Tusuami: *Falls out of the tree* Get away! *Runs away* Kurama: You find a better spot now! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: I'll think I'll check up on the other girls.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: What did you do!! The room is covered with pictures of cute guys and... pink stuff. Yusuke: Me and this lil kid thought we'd change this geeky place into something un-geeky. But I still think the pink clashes!!! Hiei: Well too bad meaner!! Freaky Narrator Dude: Why do I have to baby-sit everyone?!!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Tusuami runs down an alley only to find a dead end. Tusuami: Shoot! *turns around to find Kurama* Kurama: Like I said, you always do find the best spots! *closes in* Time freezes. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: HOLD UP!!!! Author: What is it now!!!!!!!!!!!? Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: No lemon/hentai right!? Author: The closest thing is kissing, okay!!! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Just checking!! Time resumes. Tusuami: *Gets out her sword* Good thing I found you! Kurama: Is that for me to use? Tusuami: Well, sort of. *knock Kurama to the side and runs away. Kurama: I love it when she plays hard to get!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ::At Genkai's:: Keiko: So you're saying that if a girl kisses them they'd turn back? Genkai: Didn't you hear me! Kwabara: Keiko, start puckering up! Keiko: Ok. I'll do it! Genkai: Wait, I have a better idea.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Tusuami: *huffing* I pooped! Kurama sneaks behind the trees. Keiko, Genkai, and Kwabara run over. Keiko: Tusuami! Tusuami: Why are you here? Keiko: I'll tell you how to turn them back! Kurama gets behind Tusuami. Kwabara: Um, Tusuami yo- *Genkai stops him* Genkai: (whispers) Don't ruin it! Kwabara: Sorry. Tusuami: *eyes Kwabara and Genkai* Yeah? How?! Kurama is only a few inches away. Keiko: Um.... Tusuami: Well? Keiko: Oh darn! I forgot! I'll be right back! *runs away with Kwabara and Genkai* Tusuami: -_-;; This is hopeless. Kurama: *Grabs Tusuami from behind* I got you! Tusuami: *Struggles* Let GO!!! Kurama: *smiles* I've just got you, do you really want me to let go? Tusuami: YES!!!! Kurama: *puts on a puppy face* Plezzzzzzzze? Tusuami: NO!!!!!!!!!! Keiko, Kwabara, and Genkai watch them behind some trees. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit, Yusuke, and Hiei come to see what's happening. Tusuami: Hey! HELP ME!!! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: *Sees Keiko* Ano... Vye, Vye! *takes Yusuke and Hiei to their "front row seats"* Tusuami: *Eyes turn red* You'll all pay!!! Kurama: First you have to pay to me! Tusuami: Kurama. Kurama: Yes my darling?! Tusuami: You have cheesy lines. Kurama: Well do you want me to change to romantic lines instead? Tusuami: Did I say cheesy?!! I meant good lines!!! Kurama: You beautiful eyes! It's so cool how they can change color! Tusuami: (thinking) Note to self: Smack Kurama after I survive!!!!!!! Kurama and Tusuami see two flashes of light in the trees. Yusuke and Hiei walk out as boys. Yusuke: That's an experience I never want to go through again!! *Looks at his clothes* Why am I wearing this s***?!!! Everyone else walks out. Keiko: Well Yusuke's potty mouth is back. Hiei: Why am I wearing...pink? Kwabara: Do you hate me? Hiei: Why wouldn't I hate a baka like you? Kwabara: *Hugs Yusuke and Hiei* I missed you guys!! But no more hugs for you. Why am I hugging you anyway? *stops hugging* Hiei: Because you are a baka! Tusuami: *Ahem!!* I need a little help over here!!! So am I still waiting? Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: We should help her? Genkai: No! Only Tusuami can break Kurama's spell. Kurama: *Huggles Tusuami* Of course she can!! Tusuami: TELL ME!!! Genkai: You have to kiss her. Kurama: Ooooh! I like this! Tusuami: How come the thing I'm trying to avoid, happens?!!(!)!!!(!) Kurama: Come here cutie! Tusuami: *Whimpers* I hate you! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author: This is the day after this all happened. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Hey I wanted to see them kiss! Author: First of all it's YURI (!); second some people don't want Kurama to kiss another girl besides them. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: So?! Author: Do you watch porn? Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Nasty! I'd never do that! Author: Good! Because if you did I'll erase you!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Keiko and Tusuami become friends. Keiko: Are you still washing your mouth! Tusuami: That taste is still in there! I can't help it if it tastes so good! Keiko: Then way are you washing it out? Tusuami: Because I don't want him to know! Keiko: It's just a kiss! Tusuami: From a very attractive, talented bishi! Keiko: You do have a point. Hey, is Yusuke a bishi? Tusuami: Of course he's a bishi! I had a crush on him, but then I found he wasn't single, so... Yusuke: Will you two hurry up in the bathroom!! How long does it take to brush your teeth!! The party is starting!! Keiko: Come on, let's go. Tusuami: Fine, but if Kurama doesn't remember today, he's dead!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: This is so cool! Yusuke: It's just a party. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: My first party! Kwabara: People here make me wonder. Hiei: *sits on a window sill* Yusuke, why is your room covered with posters of ugly nigens and ... pink? Yusuke: *Sees his room* What in H*** HAPPENED TO MY ROOM!!!!! Kwabara: Did someone trash it? Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: This happened when you and Hiei where girls. You said your room looked geeky, so you and Hiei did that. Yusuke: HIEI!!!! D*** YOU!!!! Hiei: It's not my fault you were a brainless preppy. Tusuami meets Boton and Koemna. Kurama comes in. Boton: I think we should leave. *Pushes Koemna out* Tusuami: So do you remember? Kurama: You were my partner weren't you? Tusuami: *Jumps into his arms* Yup! *Kisses him on the cheek* Kurama: *Faintly blushes* It took me some time. Tusuami: *Jumps out* Exactly! *Kicks him in the shins* You shouldn't forget me ever me ever again or it will be your grave! Kurama: *Winces* I'll remember. *Smiles* Tusuami: *Thinks of Yuri Kurama* *Face faults* You aren't a homo are you? Kurama: No. Tusuami: Good! *Walks out of the room* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author: Why didn't Yusuke invite me!!! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Maybe because he wasn't supposed to tell anyone about you? Author: Anyway, this is the end. Shoo! Go away now! I'll write a sequel someday, maybe. Why are you still here! SHOOOOOO!!! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: The story isn't over? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ It's a nice day and at sundown Tusuami leaves. Boton: Tusuami! Where are you going? Tusuami: Makai. Boton: You have to work for Koemna you know. Tusuami: I know. I'll come back. *thinks* I promise. Yukina: Bye! Come again! Genaki: You can stay with me if you want to. Tusuami: I'll remember that. Where is everyone else? Keiko: On a mission. Tusuami: Hmm. I'll help them one day. I better go. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Bye! Boton: Wait a minute! She's supposed to be in jail!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Tusuami: *Thinks about her past* Remember me Kurama. You baka. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Ooh! Is the sequel going to be a romance? Tusuami: *Jumps out of her skin* What are you doing!!!! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Getting stuff for a sequel. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yusuke: Why is there so many pink stuff!!!! Yusuke has gotten the orders. Yusuke: $100,000!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! Kwabara: *laughs his head off* *turns into a girl* AHHHHHHH!!! Yusuke: Who's laughing now!? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Isn't the author Tusuami? Author: Yes. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Then who are you!!? Author: You may never know. Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: You scare me. Author: Now, This is the end. Or, is it? Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: That's my cue! *enter evil laughter*