"Yo ho Yo ho!"The pirates run and trip while trying to find the infamous Lord Voldy(Lord Voldemort). Finally they come to the edge of cliff in Antarctica. There they find a small abandoned cabin. They walk inside to see the dark lord practicing the Cruciatus curse on a rat. The slowly approach him from behind and tie him up in un-breakable ropes. Ones that can not be removed by magic. Then they apparate to the middle of a dence forest in Asia. There they tie him to the first tree they see.
In the Gryfendor Common Room
"Harry, harry where are you,"Hermione said. Then Ron came over to see what she was yelling about."I can't find Harry."
"Calm down hermione. "Ron said. Then they saw a small piece of paper on the edge on the table that harry does his homework at.
Dear friends,
I am going to look for Lord Voldemort. But first I much find my smelly gym sock.
Love harry.
P.S. If you smell something really bad it is probley my gym sock.
"We must stop him,"hermione said.
"But first lets go look for the GYM SOCK,"Ron said.
"Even though harry could be dieing at the moment and we really should save him. Let's go and find the GYM SOCK!" Hermione said.
A Forest in Asia
When harry got to Asia he saw Lord Voldy. He set him lose.
" Lets duel. First on to die loses," Lord Voldemort said."Fine,"Harry said.
The first spell Harry did was turn the ground to Jell-O. Then they all started to sink. Then Hermione and Ron burst in. But they accidentally slipped in the Jell-O. Soon they all drowned.
The End?