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FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BURN THINGS

Lost in Austrailia

Chapter 1: The Hella Bad News __________________________________________________

"No way in Hell," Kuwabara screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Like i want to work with you baka" Hiei said sighning.

"You are going to have to work together, so LIVE WITH IT!" Koenma started screraming.

"I will not go through with this" Hiei said.

"Sure you will" Koenma laughed.

"Hn" Hiei said.

"Hey, no way in hell am i going to work with the shrimp, i mean look at him, the bad guy will laugh "MWAHAHAH" and then will step on Hiei" Kuwabara said know getting pissed.

"The bad guy will throw you a bone, you will start chewing on it and he'll kick you off a damn cliff" Hiei said.

"Know you two must get along" Koenma said. Koenma got off his chair and walked towards Botan.

"Yes, what do you need' Botan said.

"Oh yes, help them find their way to the motorcycles" Koenma said.

"Right, the motorcycles" Botan said.

"Your actually going to trust the baka on a motorcyle, he'll ride right off" Hiei said.

"HAHA, very funny, i bet you cant even reach the pedal" Kuwabara said.

"Where are we going and who are we trying to kill" Hiei asked.

"Oh, you will find Tetsu Isa, and you well find him off the east coast of Austrailia" Botan said.

"Cool Austrailia, is that where jack's live?" Kuwabara asked.

"No you baka, Kangaroo's" Hiei said.

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Several Hours Later Down a Windy Rode

"Hurry you baka, you've been climbing back up the hill for 3 hours know, i knew you would fall" Hiei laughed.

"Shutup" Kuwabara yelled.

Room Room. "And you see, i can reach the pedals" Hiei said smirking..

"Why you little" Kuwabara starts running at Hiei, Hiei moving out of the way and Kuwabara falling off the cliff again.

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Authors Note: I know, its wierd. Next Chap, they finally arrive in Austrailia, after Motorcyle problems.