I have done a challenge... YAY. The challenge was to include:

- the phrase 'with a blunt pair of scissors'

- Someone saying 'manah manah'

- The song 'La Donna E Mobile' (Women are So Fickle)

- Something about an opera

- A problem with a music box

- A snow globe

and here it is: Revamped so the stuff is not so dodgy.

Currently, the Dark Lord Voldemort and a fiendish fiend named Wormtail were trying their evil laughs on for size. To begin with Wormtail attempted, and began with

"Manah Manah Manah." To Wormtail's disappointment, Voldemort seemed less than pleased with this little tidbit, and berated him.

"No you great hulking idiot, It's MWA HA HA HA," snapped Voldemort.

"That's exactly what you sounded like though." Peter whined. "I was just imitating."

"I DO NOT SOUND LIKE A GODDAMNED HORSE," and what happened next was rather queer. Voldemort intended to yell Crucio, but instead came out with;

"I like to go to the opera,

It is spacious at the opera

Lots of big boobs at the opera"

Peter cut in with

"You'll look like a cheese at the opera," and tossed his head and started to dance, with weird jerky movements that made him look as though he had been electrocuted.

In a corner, secretly hidden, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley snickered to themselves. They had no preconceptions that tormenting Voldemort would be this much fun!

Voldemort was infuriated and cried, "NO you ruined my sound." He continued;

"I go and see La Donna E Mobile at the opera

It sounds like a broken music box at the opera,"

And again Wormtail cut in with something of his own.

"Lots of snow globes at the operaaaaaaa."

"NO. THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD IT. ADAVA KEDAVRA." Peter fell over, dead.

"Hehe. Now, let's go chop up Voldemort with a pair of blunt scissors." Ron said with a snicker. Harry looked at Ron with disbelief.

"Look mate, entertain what fantasies you want, just don't include me."

"Oh, right. Sorry Harry, I forgot you don't like the sight of blood. Well then, I suppose I'll have to satisfy my non gruesome cravings. Be right back!" Ron ran at Voldemort, smacked into him, and cried "Bother!" and ran back to Harry. "Finally I have been DYING to do that."

"That's strange," replied Harry. "You don't LOOK dead." He scratched his head.

"WELL I AM. MWA HA HA HA." Ron started laughing with a maniacal look in his eye.

"This is just twisted. I'm getting out of here."

Harry ran away never to be seen again. Ron defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort with his bothers and became the hero of the nation.

-fin-