AUTHOR'S NOTE: Wow!! Only about 5 months since my last update!! GEZ! Well, here you go. Don't forget to read my other story, When RAW Attacks, so you er..understand..why some things are the way they are (IE Brock's mental problems)..yeah..So anyway, enjoy, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review!
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"Hurry, Jeff, we have to get going!" Kaley called out.
"What? Where?" Jeff asked groggily as Kaley threw a pillow at him.
"Well, the bus is going to be here in about 45 minutes, and we need to be ready. Vince will be mad if we're not..." she explained.
"Oh, right... Oh. Don't forget to bring the skittle scotcheroos!!" Jeff exclaimed.
"I know, we'll have to eat them quick, before Jade, Rey, or anybody else gets to them!"
Soon there was the noise of a bus outdoors, and the horn was blowing. Jeff was running around the house grabbing all bags of skittles in sight.
"Jeff, got them all yet? Vince is on his way to the front door!" Kaley yelled to him as she started picking up baggage. She shoved Jeff out the door and threw the baggage, minus skittles, into the compartments on the side of the bus.
"Hey everyone!" Kaley exclaimed as she got on the bus, "How was the flight here??"
"Rum!" Kurt yelled out.
"Doritos!" Rey shouted out.
"Ow." said Brock.
"What's this about rum, Kurt?" Jade asked.
"I've got rum. Lotsa rum. I like rum!" Kurt said, almost falling out of his seat.
The bus started up and they started moving towards D.C. Kaley noticed a free seat next to Trish and Jericho. She sat down, leaving Jeff moving around the bus in search of a seat.
"Kurt, why on Earth do you like rum so much? It tastes very gross..." Kaley continued her conversation from her new seat.
Trish piped up, "He just saw Pirates of the Caribbean. I think he thinks Johnny Depp is hot or something.."
"Huh? No! I am not gay. Most certainly not gay. I love rum, though!! Is that so sinful? Is that SO wrong?!" Kurt burst out as Kaley looked on.
"It's okay, Kurt, really. I just wanted to know about your latest interests, because I'm interested in you as a person." Kaley assured, then looked towards the back of the bus.
"So Rey...have you been shopping lately?" Nidia asked, turning around in her seat next to Jamie Noble.
"Um, no...why?"
"Well, I thought you would want to know about a new snack food....ROLLITOS!!" Nidia paused. Jade fell off her seat and onto the bus floor. Rey gasped and Brock stood up because Jade had rolled partway down the aisle and run into his leg.
At the precise moment, Vince slammed on the brakes. One of the overhead compartments popped open and three bricks fell out- on Brock's head.
"Why's the rum gone?!!? Why, why, why?!" Brock screamed.
"Kurt has the rum. It's not gone, Brock." said Kaley.
"Kurt has the rum?! Why does Kurt have the rum!? He's an American!!" Brock screeched.
"Shut the hell up, and sit down! You're an American, too, you idiot!!" Vince screamed from the driver's seat.
"Brock, I don't know why Kurt has the rum. Kurt, why do you have the rum?" Kaley asked patiently.
"Tums? I don't have tums. I have RUM though!!!"
"Yes, we know that. Why do you have rum?"
"Cuzit...tastes goooooooood........." Kurt managed to get out. He was beginning to fall asleep.
"Can I have rum?" Brock asked eagerly.
"Sit down!!" Vince shouted.
"No!"
"Yeah, I'll give you rum!"
"You don't HAVE rum!"
"I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I have whatever the hell I want."
Meanwhile, the following was occuring towards the back of the bus....
"What are rollitos?" Jade asked, settling herself on her seat again.
"I thoght you knew what they are, with the reaction you had, dude.." RVD said smartly.
"It's good to be dramatic, you know?" Rey said.
"Rollitos are Doritos," Nidia paused as Jade and Rey started making strange noises..as if they were about to hyperventilate, "Only, they are rolled up into round chips."
At that, Rey and Jade ran up the aisle of the bus and, interrupting Vince's last "SHUT UP!!!", started begging.
"Stop the bus, please?! I must have Rollitos. Rollitos are mine! I need them! please!!" Rey and Jade skrieked in unison.
"What the hell are those??" Vince asked angrily.
"Good things that we need for survival!"
"Uh...right.. GO sit down, and I'll think about it.
"Ok.." they said sadly and stumbled back to their seats.
"Are we there yet?" Jericho called out cutely.
"No, not yet," Kaley said, "we're still in North Carolina!"
"Oh. Why?"
"Because....we are. Hey Jericho, you're hot!"
"I know, I am a sexy beast, aren't I?"
"HOLY FUCKING HELL!" Vince screamed.
"WHAT?!" Stone Cold screamed.
"CHICKENS!" screamed Vince.
"WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?????" screamed everyone else on the bus.
"THERE. ARE. CHICKENS." Vince shrieked. He was beginning to sound like a litle girl.
"For fuck's sake, Vince, is the Rock going to need to come up there and give you an ass wupping? What in the blue hell is going on?" The Rock shouted towards the front of the bus, annoyed.
Batista stood up as if to challenge the Rock, but fell down because Vince slammed on the brakes and because he is hugely immense.
Randy Orton came out of the bathroom at the back of the bus where he had been shitting all day.
"I'm here! No need to scream any longer!" Randy said but the Rock punched him and ran up to Vince where he was still howling about Chickens.
The Rock stopped dead in his tracks. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he ran all the way back into the bathroom. "NOOO!!!!! IT SMELLS IN HERE!" He ran out again. "MUST ESCAPE!! HELP ME!!"
"Shut up, ass clown. What is your PROBLEM??" Jericho said.
"CHICKENS. THERE. ARE. CHICKENS." The Rock screamed with a frightened look on his face.
"Oh well hell has frozen over. WHERE are the chickens and WHY are they where they are? And hey..the bus stopped..."
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"Hurry, Jeff, we have to get going!" Kaley called out.
"What? Where?" Jeff asked groggily as Kaley threw a pillow at him.
"Well, the bus is going to be here in about 45 minutes, and we need to be ready. Vince will be mad if we're not..." she explained.
"Oh, right... Oh. Don't forget to bring the skittle scotcheroos!!" Jeff exclaimed.
"I know, we'll have to eat them quick, before Jade, Rey, or anybody else gets to them!"
Soon there was the noise of a bus outdoors, and the horn was blowing. Jeff was running around the house grabbing all bags of skittles in sight.
"Jeff, got them all yet? Vince is on his way to the front door!" Kaley yelled to him as she started picking up baggage. She shoved Jeff out the door and threw the baggage, minus skittles, into the compartments on the side of the bus.
"Hey everyone!" Kaley exclaimed as she got on the bus, "How was the flight here??"
"Rum!" Kurt yelled out.
"Doritos!" Rey shouted out.
"Ow." said Brock.
"What's this about rum, Kurt?" Jade asked.
"I've got rum. Lotsa rum. I like rum!" Kurt said, almost falling out of his seat.
The bus started up and they started moving towards D.C. Kaley noticed a free seat next to Trish and Jericho. She sat down, leaving Jeff moving around the bus in search of a seat.
"Kurt, why on Earth do you like rum so much? It tastes very gross..." Kaley continued her conversation from her new seat.
Trish piped up, "He just saw Pirates of the Caribbean. I think he thinks Johnny Depp is hot or something.."
"Huh? No! I am not gay. Most certainly not gay. I love rum, though!! Is that so sinful? Is that SO wrong?!" Kurt burst out as Kaley looked on.
"It's okay, Kurt, really. I just wanted to know about your latest interests, because I'm interested in you as a person." Kaley assured, then looked towards the back of the bus.
"So Rey...have you been shopping lately?" Nidia asked, turning around in her seat next to Jamie Noble.
"Um, no...why?"
"Well, I thought you would want to know about a new snack food....ROLLITOS!!" Nidia paused. Jade fell off her seat and onto the bus floor. Rey gasped and Brock stood up because Jade had rolled partway down the aisle and run into his leg.
At the precise moment, Vince slammed on the brakes. One of the overhead compartments popped open and three bricks fell out- on Brock's head.
"Why's the rum gone?!!? Why, why, why?!" Brock screamed.
"Kurt has the rum. It's not gone, Brock." said Kaley.
"Kurt has the rum?! Why does Kurt have the rum!? He's an American!!" Brock screeched.
"Shut the hell up, and sit down! You're an American, too, you idiot!!" Vince screamed from the driver's seat.
"Brock, I don't know why Kurt has the rum. Kurt, why do you have the rum?" Kaley asked patiently.
"Tums? I don't have tums. I have RUM though!!!"
"Yes, we know that. Why do you have rum?"
"Cuzit...tastes goooooooood........." Kurt managed to get out. He was beginning to fall asleep.
"Can I have rum?" Brock asked eagerly.
"Sit down!!" Vince shouted.
"No!"
"Yeah, I'll give you rum!"
"You don't HAVE rum!"
"I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I have whatever the hell I want."
Meanwhile, the following was occuring towards the back of the bus....
"What are rollitos?" Jade asked, settling herself on her seat again.
"I thoght you knew what they are, with the reaction you had, dude.." RVD said smartly.
"It's good to be dramatic, you know?" Rey said.
"Rollitos are Doritos," Nidia paused as Jade and Rey started making strange noises..as if they were about to hyperventilate, "Only, they are rolled up into round chips."
At that, Rey and Jade ran up the aisle of the bus and, interrupting Vince's last "SHUT UP!!!", started begging.
"Stop the bus, please?! I must have Rollitos. Rollitos are mine! I need them! please!!" Rey and Jade skrieked in unison.
"What the hell are those??" Vince asked angrily.
"Good things that we need for survival!"
"Uh...right.. GO sit down, and I'll think about it.
"Ok.." they said sadly and stumbled back to their seats.
"Are we there yet?" Jericho called out cutely.
"No, not yet," Kaley said, "we're still in North Carolina!"
"Oh. Why?"
"Because....we are. Hey Jericho, you're hot!"
"I know, I am a sexy beast, aren't I?"
"HOLY FUCKING HELL!" Vince screamed.
"WHAT?!" Stone Cold screamed.
"CHICKENS!" screamed Vince.
"WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?????" screamed everyone else on the bus.
"THERE. ARE. CHICKENS." Vince shrieked. He was beginning to sound like a litle girl.
"For fuck's sake, Vince, is the Rock going to need to come up there and give you an ass wupping? What in the blue hell is going on?" The Rock shouted towards the front of the bus, annoyed.
Batista stood up as if to challenge the Rock, but fell down because Vince slammed on the brakes and because he is hugely immense.
Randy Orton came out of the bathroom at the back of the bus where he had been shitting all day.
"I'm here! No need to scream any longer!" Randy said but the Rock punched him and ran up to Vince where he was still howling about Chickens.
The Rock stopped dead in his tracks. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he ran all the way back into the bathroom. "NOOO!!!!! IT SMELLS IN HERE!" He ran out again. "MUST ESCAPE!! HELP ME!!"
"Shut up, ass clown. What is your PROBLEM??" Jericho said.
"CHICKENS. THERE. ARE. CHICKENS." The Rock screamed with a frightened look on his face.
"Oh well hell has frozen over. WHERE are the chickens and WHY are they where they are? And hey..the bus stopped..."