AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, here's another chapter for all you addicts out there! I know there's only one but that's okay anyway! Lol. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE RATE THIS STORY! Thank you! Note the pathetic attempt at romance in this chapter, that I suck at so it sounds really bad. Lmfao.
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"Chris, Chris! Are you okay?" Kaley was bent over Chris Jericho, who had, upon reaching the front of the bus amidst all of his questions, collapsed.
"What? ...Yeah-"
"SLOGAN INFRINGEMENT! THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW!!" Stone Cold screamed from near the center of the bus.
"What's wrong?" Kaley asked, turning her attention back to Jericho.
"THE CHICKENS! But I'm all right now. Will you help me back to my seat?" Jericho asked while attempting to stand up.
"Oh sure, Chris." She gave him a hand up and they started moving towards the back of the bus that still wasn't moving.
When they got to their seats, they noticed Trish had gotten up. Kaley quickly saw that Trish had moved over to where Jeff was sitting.
Meanwhile...Vince was still screaming his head off about freaking chickens.
"Vince, what is your damn problem?" Sheriff Austin called up to Vince amidst the noise of The Rock jumping out of the window trying to escape. Jade, Nidia, and Rey jumped out after him and started running like the lunatics they really are (well, maybe just Jade), back the way the bus had just come from.
"THERE.ARE.CHICKENS."
"Oooookay. I thought we established that already? Anyway, WHY are there chickens?"
"I.DON'T.KNOW."
"Why the hell do you sound so panic-stricken?"
"I.DON'T.KNOW." Vince began to cry and Kurt ran up to the front of the bus with a blanket, cookies, and...rum. "THANK.YOU.SON." Vince said amidst sobs.
"Well screw the fuck out of this." Steve said, then got up and went to the front of the bus. "Vince, are you goddamned blind?"
"NO.."
"Those are NOT chickens! They are cows! Goddamn sum bitch, would've thought you'd recognize an f'ing cow when you saw one!"
"Actually, it's his first road trip-" Dawn Marie started.
"The hell it is. Vince, stop this and get driving!"
"No!!" Kaley screamed. "We cannot leave Rocky lying in the road with a bunch of..cows..around him...again! You remember LAST time we did, that, don't you? And what about Jade, Rey, and Nidia?"
"Bitchy, go get the Rock out of the road. And if you get run over by a cow, don't worry, we'll watch you die." Stone Cold ordered the small man who was kneeling on the ground in front of him.
"Yes, sir. Right away, sir. I only live to serve you!" Bischoff said jumping out of the window where the Rock had exited the bus in the first place.
Soon Bitchoff was returning through the window dragging the Rock.
"There, are you happy?" Stone Cold asked Kaley.
"NO! Where are Jade and Rey?" Kaley demanded.
"I dunno..." Stone Cold trailed off, then yelled "Oh Biiiiiitchy! Go find Rey, Jade, and Nidia for me, please? And hurry the hell up!" turning to the front of the bus, he called out, "Vince!!! Start driving! Now!"
"I c-can't! The cows are in the way!"
"Well MOVE them!"
"What...?"
"Stop taking my lines and get the bastards out of the way!"
"B-but I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!" Vince said and started crying. "I don't want to kill them!"
"Since when have you cared about anything, much less COWS?" most of the people on the bus shouted out.
That is, minus Jeff and Trish. Jeff was busy teaching Trish about the finer points of trees and what they are most useful for...And she was actually listening! Back with Jericho and Kaley, some interesting developments were occuring.
"Oh Chris, I never really realized how nice you really are before. I thought you were just a big, arrogant, jackass! Do you like trees?" Kaley said, looking into his eyes.
"Oh, uh, trees? Of course I like trees!"
"Good! Do you like skittles??"
"Most definately!" Chris said with a grin.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Come ooooooooooon!! The Sheriff says you have to come back with me and get on the bus!" Bitchoff was pleading with Rey, Nidia, and Jade in the middle of an Amoco gas station.
"Not until we have gathered up every single package of Rollitos in this entirely large place!" Jade said matter-of-factly, though strangely said.
"When will that be, exactly?"
"Bitch, you know you aren't supposed to act like yourself anymore, remember??" Nidia said warningly and wagged a finger at him, "I ought to tell the Sheriff about your behavior! You'll be in a lot of trouble..AH!! OH MY GOD!!"
Suddenly, Jazz jumped otu of no where and started beating the crap out of Bischoff. Jade was chanting, "Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!!!" and it didn't take long for Jazz to do so.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"What the hell is taking Bischoff so long?? Am I going to have to send someone else out there to look for him. Stupid sum bitch, probably got lost." Stone Cold mused to himself, "Bastard can't find his own two feet in the dark...Jericho! Come here!"
"What is it?" Jericho walked up the aisle with Kaley clinging to his left arm.
"Go out and look for those Spaniards/ Mexicans/ ...whatever the hell they are." Stone Cold ordered.
"Where do I look?"
"On the road. Where else would you look, in a tree?"
"Actually, no. Rey and Jade don't prefer trees." Kaley butted in the conversation.
"Er...roight..Anyway, leave now!" Stone Cold said, a bit puzzled.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Jericho, are we going to get lost? It's almost dark.." Kaley asked as they walked past the herd of cows grazing in the road.
"I don't think so. We should be able to find them.. Jade's pretty loud so I don't know how she got lost anyway."
"JERRRRRRRRRRICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"What the fuck was that?" Kaley asked.
"Damned if I know!" Chris said turning around. But not seeing anything, turned back around and they continued walking.
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHH! CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS JEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIICHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"Holy shit! Move!" Chris said and dove to the side of the road as 'Sheriff' Austin drove up on his ATV. "What do you want?" Chris asked.
"I'll ask the questions. Where are you GOING?" Stone Cold questioned a confused pair.
"Um... to look for Rey, and Jade.. and Nidia....Like you SAID to..." Kaley said, annoyed.
"Well, you went he wrong way! Turn around!" and with that, Stone Cold drove off.
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"Chris, Chris! Are you okay?" Kaley was bent over Chris Jericho, who had, upon reaching the front of the bus amidst all of his questions, collapsed.
"What? ...Yeah-"
"SLOGAN INFRINGEMENT! THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW!!" Stone Cold screamed from near the center of the bus.
"What's wrong?" Kaley asked, turning her attention back to Jericho.
"THE CHICKENS! But I'm all right now. Will you help me back to my seat?" Jericho asked while attempting to stand up.
"Oh sure, Chris." She gave him a hand up and they started moving towards the back of the bus that still wasn't moving.
When they got to their seats, they noticed Trish had gotten up. Kaley quickly saw that Trish had moved over to where Jeff was sitting.
Meanwhile...Vince was still screaming his head off about freaking chickens.
"Vince, what is your damn problem?" Sheriff Austin called up to Vince amidst the noise of The Rock jumping out of the window trying to escape. Jade, Nidia, and Rey jumped out after him and started running like the lunatics they really are (well, maybe just Jade), back the way the bus had just come from.
"THERE.ARE.CHICKENS."
"Oooookay. I thought we established that already? Anyway, WHY are there chickens?"
"I.DON'T.KNOW."
"Why the hell do you sound so panic-stricken?"
"I.DON'T.KNOW." Vince began to cry and Kurt ran up to the front of the bus with a blanket, cookies, and...rum. "THANK.YOU.SON." Vince said amidst sobs.
"Well screw the fuck out of this." Steve said, then got up and went to the front of the bus. "Vince, are you goddamned blind?"
"NO.."
"Those are NOT chickens! They are cows! Goddamn sum bitch, would've thought you'd recognize an f'ing cow when you saw one!"
"Actually, it's his first road trip-" Dawn Marie started.
"The hell it is. Vince, stop this and get driving!"
"No!!" Kaley screamed. "We cannot leave Rocky lying in the road with a bunch of..cows..around him...again! You remember LAST time we did, that, don't you? And what about Jade, Rey, and Nidia?"
"Bitchy, go get the Rock out of the road. And if you get run over by a cow, don't worry, we'll watch you die." Stone Cold ordered the small man who was kneeling on the ground in front of him.
"Yes, sir. Right away, sir. I only live to serve you!" Bischoff said jumping out of the window where the Rock had exited the bus in the first place.
Soon Bitchoff was returning through the window dragging the Rock.
"There, are you happy?" Stone Cold asked Kaley.
"NO! Where are Jade and Rey?" Kaley demanded.
"I dunno..." Stone Cold trailed off, then yelled "Oh Biiiiiitchy! Go find Rey, Jade, and Nidia for me, please? And hurry the hell up!" turning to the front of the bus, he called out, "Vince!!! Start driving! Now!"
"I c-can't! The cows are in the way!"
"Well MOVE them!"
"What...?"
"Stop taking my lines and get the bastards out of the way!"
"B-but I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!" Vince said and started crying. "I don't want to kill them!"
"Since when have you cared about anything, much less COWS?" most of the people on the bus shouted out.
That is, minus Jeff and Trish. Jeff was busy teaching Trish about the finer points of trees and what they are most useful for...And she was actually listening! Back with Jericho and Kaley, some interesting developments were occuring.
"Oh Chris, I never really realized how nice you really are before. I thought you were just a big, arrogant, jackass! Do you like trees?" Kaley said, looking into his eyes.
"Oh, uh, trees? Of course I like trees!"
"Good! Do you like skittles??"
"Most definately!" Chris said with a grin.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Come ooooooooooon!! The Sheriff says you have to come back with me and get on the bus!" Bitchoff was pleading with Rey, Nidia, and Jade in the middle of an Amoco gas station.
"Not until we have gathered up every single package of Rollitos in this entirely large place!" Jade said matter-of-factly, though strangely said.
"When will that be, exactly?"
"Bitch, you know you aren't supposed to act like yourself anymore, remember??" Nidia said warningly and wagged a finger at him, "I ought to tell the Sheriff about your behavior! You'll be in a lot of trouble..AH!! OH MY GOD!!"
Suddenly, Jazz jumped otu of no where and started beating the crap out of Bischoff. Jade was chanting, "Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!!!" and it didn't take long for Jazz to do so.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"What the hell is taking Bischoff so long?? Am I going to have to send someone else out there to look for him. Stupid sum bitch, probably got lost." Stone Cold mused to himself, "Bastard can't find his own two feet in the dark...Jericho! Come here!"
"What is it?" Jericho walked up the aisle with Kaley clinging to his left arm.
"Go out and look for those Spaniards/ Mexicans/ ...whatever the hell they are." Stone Cold ordered.
"Where do I look?"
"On the road. Where else would you look, in a tree?"
"Actually, no. Rey and Jade don't prefer trees." Kaley butted in the conversation.
"Er...roight..Anyway, leave now!" Stone Cold said, a bit puzzled.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Jericho, are we going to get lost? It's almost dark.." Kaley asked as they walked past the herd of cows grazing in the road.
"I don't think so. We should be able to find them.. Jade's pretty loud so I don't know how she got lost anyway."
"JERRRRRRRRRRICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"What the fuck was that?" Kaley asked.
"Damned if I know!" Chris said turning around. But not seeing anything, turned back around and they continued walking.
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHH! CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS JEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIICHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"Holy shit! Move!" Chris said and dove to the side of the road as 'Sheriff' Austin drove up on his ATV. "What do you want?" Chris asked.
"I'll ask the questions. Where are you GOING?" Stone Cold questioned a confused pair.
"Um... to look for Rey, and Jade.. and Nidia....Like you SAID to..." Kaley said, annoyed.
"Well, you went he wrong way! Turn around!" and with that, Stone Cold drove off.