AUTHOR'S NOTE: Another crazy installment...please review!
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"How long have we been walking?" Kaley asked.
"A while...Do you think we're lost?" Jericho responded.
"Well, we followed the road like Stone Cold said to, so we better not be..."
Suddenly Jazz jumped out of a tree to the left of the pair.
"What the fuck?!" Jericho shrieked.
"Why are you shrieking?!" Kaley shrieked.
"Jazz, what the hell are you doing here and why is there blood all over you?" Chris shrieked some more.
"Goddamn you stupid white people...why you make so much noise?!" Jazz said angrily.
"Quick, run! She's going to kill us all! One by one. Slow torture. Like in the movies. Oh my god we are going to DIE!!!!" Jade screamed breathlessly as she emerged from the bushes to the right. Rey and Nidia came out of the bushes right behind her.
"No shit, sherlock!" shrieked Jericho.
They began running down the road the way that Jericho and Kaley had been headed, with Jazz howling strange languages behind them, hot in pursuit. No, I don't mean that Jazz is/ was hot, I mean she was very close to catching them. ANYWAY.
"What the hell is the problem with her?!" Rey said breathlessly, "What are we going to do to get rid of her?"
"Did you guys get Rollitos?" Kaley asked randomly.
"No. Stupid roads...we were lost when we came across Jerky screaming so we decided to investigate." Nidia explained. "So, ¿¿how are we gunna get rid of la loca chica??"
~*~
Meanwhile, back on the bus....
"Big Show, calm your dumb ass down!" Stone Cold shouted.
Big Show was jumping around the bus, causing it to teeter precariously from side to side. Trish and Jeff were holding onto each other in their shared seat.
"Do you think we're going to die, Jeff?" Trish asked.
"We might."
"But I don't want to."
"Not much we can do about that."
"Well I'm glad I'm going to die in your arms."
Jeff was silent for a minute, thinking about Kaley. He shrugged inside his mind and replied, "I'm glad I'm going to die with you, too."
Suddenly the Big Show stopped, got out of the bus and started hitting trees.
"You bitch!! Stop hitting the trees!" Jeff yelled at him.
~*~
"Did you hear something?" Rey asked. They were still running.
"Yeah, it sounded like Jeff..." Kaley said, then thought... "Oh, shit."
Jazz was rather close now, within about ten feet. Suddenly the creaking of wood was heard and Jazz disappeared.
"Holy fuck...." Jericho trailed off as he saw Big Show standing there continuing to hit trees around with Jeff hanging on his back trying to get him to stop.
Vince ran out of the bus with a tranquilizer gun and just as soon shot Big Show.
"Hey, you shot me.." and he fell over.
"How did we get back here?" Jericho asked Kaley.
"I dunno....I swear we were running forwards."
"Well maybe we were running backwards."
"If we were running backwards, then Jazz was running forwards still, and then Jazz would have caught us..."
"Okay, maybe we weren't running backwards. But we weren't running forwards either."
"What direction WERE we running?"
"I don't KNOW!"
"But you need to know!" Trish said indignantly.
"No."
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because it is very important for me to understand how I function in order to end up in a place I began, while walking, which caused me to end up in the same place, while running.
"How does your speed have anything to do with it?"
"I don't know."
"Aha!"
"What?"
"Finally something YOU don't know."
"Actually that's the second thing."
"Whatever."
"I myself think we were running sideways." said Rey. He was still gasping for air.
"But I know for certain I wasn't running sideways."
"Diagonally?"
"No!"
"Shut the fuck up you stupid sum bitches, and get on the bus so we can continue this dumb crazy trip." Stone Cold said bringing a close to the argument for the time being.
"So does that mean we are almost there?" Rey inquired.
"No."
"Are we near somewhere where we can buy Rollitos?"
"Does it look like it?" he said gesturing.
"Okay."
~*~
"Now, I want you people to go to sleep, and go to sleep right now. No games, no sex, no more drinking, nothing. Just sleep.
"Can we cuddle?" Trish and Kaley asked simultaneously.
"Yes, but not for very long. Go to sleep."
"Will you sing us a song?" Rico asked. "I should like it very much."
"No, you gay bastard, I will not sing you a song. And stop with all the questions. Do I look like a human Q&A to you?"
"Awww, please, Stevey? Sing us a song??" Vince called out sweetly from the driver's seat.
"Why, Vince, why?"
"Well I think it would help all the little kiddies go to sleep."
"Kiddies? What kind of smoke have you been cracking?"
"Dude, isn't 'crack have you been smoking'?" RVD asked.
"Yeah, but that's not the point."
"Start singing... and that's an order!"
"Naw Vince, can't Lilian sing or something?"
The bus erupted in chants for Lilian to sing.
Soon Lilian was singing and they were mostly falling asleep. Except for certain members of Evolution who kept sneaking the whores from certain rosters into the bus's bathroom. Eventually even Lilian, Stone Cold and Evolution were snug in there beds... er, uncomfortable seats with little space to stretch out or do other things. Vince was the only one awake.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, a little strange but that's the only way I'll write it! Lol. Please please please review! Thank you :D
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"How long have we been walking?" Kaley asked.
"A while...Do you think we're lost?" Jericho responded.
"Well, we followed the road like Stone Cold said to, so we better not be..."
Suddenly Jazz jumped out of a tree to the left of the pair.
"What the fuck?!" Jericho shrieked.
"Why are you shrieking?!" Kaley shrieked.
"Jazz, what the hell are you doing here and why is there blood all over you?" Chris shrieked some more.
"Goddamn you stupid white people...why you make so much noise?!" Jazz said angrily.
"Quick, run! She's going to kill us all! One by one. Slow torture. Like in the movies. Oh my god we are going to DIE!!!!" Jade screamed breathlessly as she emerged from the bushes to the right. Rey and Nidia came out of the bushes right behind her.
"No shit, sherlock!" shrieked Jericho.
They began running down the road the way that Jericho and Kaley had been headed, with Jazz howling strange languages behind them, hot in pursuit. No, I don't mean that Jazz is/ was hot, I mean she was very close to catching them. ANYWAY.
"What the hell is the problem with her?!" Rey said breathlessly, "What are we going to do to get rid of her?"
"Did you guys get Rollitos?" Kaley asked randomly.
"No. Stupid roads...we were lost when we came across Jerky screaming so we decided to investigate." Nidia explained. "So, ¿¿how are we gunna get rid of la loca chica??"
~*~
Meanwhile, back on the bus....
"Big Show, calm your dumb ass down!" Stone Cold shouted.
Big Show was jumping around the bus, causing it to teeter precariously from side to side. Trish and Jeff were holding onto each other in their shared seat.
"Do you think we're going to die, Jeff?" Trish asked.
"We might."
"But I don't want to."
"Not much we can do about that."
"Well I'm glad I'm going to die in your arms."
Jeff was silent for a minute, thinking about Kaley. He shrugged inside his mind and replied, "I'm glad I'm going to die with you, too."
Suddenly the Big Show stopped, got out of the bus and started hitting trees.
"You bitch!! Stop hitting the trees!" Jeff yelled at him.
~*~
"Did you hear something?" Rey asked. They were still running.
"Yeah, it sounded like Jeff..." Kaley said, then thought... "Oh, shit."
Jazz was rather close now, within about ten feet. Suddenly the creaking of wood was heard and Jazz disappeared.
"Holy fuck...." Jericho trailed off as he saw Big Show standing there continuing to hit trees around with Jeff hanging on his back trying to get him to stop.
Vince ran out of the bus with a tranquilizer gun and just as soon shot Big Show.
"Hey, you shot me.." and he fell over.
"How did we get back here?" Jericho asked Kaley.
"I dunno....I swear we were running forwards."
"Well maybe we were running backwards."
"If we were running backwards, then Jazz was running forwards still, and then Jazz would have caught us..."
"Okay, maybe we weren't running backwards. But we weren't running forwards either."
"What direction WERE we running?"
"I don't KNOW!"
"But you need to know!" Trish said indignantly.
"No."
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because it is very important for me to understand how I function in order to end up in a place I began, while walking, which caused me to end up in the same place, while running.
"How does your speed have anything to do with it?"
"I don't know."
"Aha!"
"What?"
"Finally something YOU don't know."
"Actually that's the second thing."
"Whatever."
"I myself think we were running sideways." said Rey. He was still gasping for air.
"But I know for certain I wasn't running sideways."
"Diagonally?"
"No!"
"Shut the fuck up you stupid sum bitches, and get on the bus so we can continue this dumb crazy trip." Stone Cold said bringing a close to the argument for the time being.
"So does that mean we are almost there?" Rey inquired.
"No."
"Are we near somewhere where we can buy Rollitos?"
"Does it look like it?" he said gesturing.
"Okay."
~*~
"Now, I want you people to go to sleep, and go to sleep right now. No games, no sex, no more drinking, nothing. Just sleep.
"Can we cuddle?" Trish and Kaley asked simultaneously.
"Yes, but not for very long. Go to sleep."
"Will you sing us a song?" Rico asked. "I should like it very much."
"No, you gay bastard, I will not sing you a song. And stop with all the questions. Do I look like a human Q&A to you?"
"Awww, please, Stevey? Sing us a song??" Vince called out sweetly from the driver's seat.
"Why, Vince, why?"
"Well I think it would help all the little kiddies go to sleep."
"Kiddies? What kind of smoke have you been cracking?"
"Dude, isn't 'crack have you been smoking'?" RVD asked.
"Yeah, but that's not the point."
"Start singing... and that's an order!"
"Naw Vince, can't Lilian sing or something?"
The bus erupted in chants for Lilian to sing.
Soon Lilian was singing and they were mostly falling asleep. Except for certain members of Evolution who kept sneaking the whores from certain rosters into the bus's bathroom. Eventually even Lilian, Stone Cold and Evolution were snug in there beds... er, uncomfortable seats with little space to stretch out or do other things. Vince was the only one awake.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, a little strange but that's the only way I'll write it! Lol. Please please please review! Thank you :D