On the telephone: cra Z and Tusuami
Tusuami: Tomorrow's your wedding with Mr. Phillip-san! Don't be late!
cra Z: Hold on! When did I get proposed to?
Tusuami: You didn't.
cra Z: Then how come I'm getting married?
Tusuami: Well you see, I got this chain letter and it said if I sent it to someone I get to make a wish come true. So I sent it. But instead of wishing for world peace, like the masses, I wished you to would get married.
cra Z: You really believe that!
Tusuami: YES! Are you going to be a dream crusher now! I wasted a wish on you! I could have wished for a decent boyfriend!!! You're going to get married this Saturday in Reikai! I'm sure Boton will take you and Mr. Phillip-san there!
cra Z: Why me?
Tusuami: Because I think you and Mr. Phillip-san are kawaii!
cra Z: What?!
Tusuami: I THINK YOU'RE A CUTE COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU BETTER BE THERE OR YOU'RE GOOD AS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hang up*
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At the wedding.
Tusuami: Where is she!!!!!!!! *pacing back and forth*
ET Alien: She might be hiding in fear.
Neko Nami: Don't be a silly!
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In cra Z's house.
cra Z: *hiding in fear*
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10 hr. later in the party.
Hiei: This is stupid.
Kurama: Well it is a wedding.
Yusuke: What wedding!! The bride and the groom aren't here!!!!!!!
Tusuami: *writing blackmail* I have documents of your humiliation cra Z!!!!!!!!
Hiei: This is most likely a cover up for yours and Kurama's wedding.
Tusuami: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: Most likely. *pushes Kurama and Tusuami to the alter thing*
Kurama: Don't you think this is going a little too far?
Koenma: By the power invested in me.*gets punched by Tusuami* YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!! I'M THE RULER HERE!!!!
Tusuami: So what!!! cra Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The next day..
cra Z: *running, very, very fast* DON'T HURT ME!!!!! PHIL WAS IN MALAYSIA!!!
Tusuami: DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THOESE! *starts throwing books, pans, swords, doors, glass bottles, whip (starts whipping with it but it drops), tables, bricks, cards, coins, and globes at cra Z from her backpack*
Kuwabara: How long do you think she'll be at it?
Keiko: Forever. She won't forget this, ever.
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Welcoming Phil back.
ET Alien: Where's Malaysia?
Neko Nami: In the middle of Asia?
Boton: I hope Tusuami won't attack-
Phil: What are you doing!?! *gets hit with various objects from Tusuami*
Tusuami: I don't believe it for a moment!!! You where hiding!!!
cra Z: *who is also getting hit* I didn't even tell him!!!!
Tusuami: Why you..
Boton: Nevermind..
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Author: Next chapter some action will occur! I promise! If not slap me!!!!
Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: *slaps Author* Take that!!
Author: You twit!!!! The next chappy isn't up!!!!! *kicks FNDK*
Tusuami: Tomorrow's your wedding with Mr. Phillip-san! Don't be late!
cra Z: Hold on! When did I get proposed to?
Tusuami: You didn't.
cra Z: Then how come I'm getting married?
Tusuami: Well you see, I got this chain letter and it said if I sent it to someone I get to make a wish come true. So I sent it. But instead of wishing for world peace, like the masses, I wished you to would get married.
cra Z: You really believe that!
Tusuami: YES! Are you going to be a dream crusher now! I wasted a wish on you! I could have wished for a decent boyfriend!!! You're going to get married this Saturday in Reikai! I'm sure Boton will take you and Mr. Phillip-san there!
cra Z: Why me?
Tusuami: Because I think you and Mr. Phillip-san are kawaii!
cra Z: What?!
Tusuami: I THINK YOU'RE A CUTE COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU BETTER BE THERE OR YOU'RE GOOD AS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hang up*
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At the wedding.
Tusuami: Where is she!!!!!!!! *pacing back and forth*
ET Alien: She might be hiding in fear.
Neko Nami: Don't be a silly!
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In cra Z's house.
cra Z: *hiding in fear*
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10 hr. later in the party.
Hiei: This is stupid.
Kurama: Well it is a wedding.
Yusuke: What wedding!! The bride and the groom aren't here!!!!!!!
Tusuami: *writing blackmail* I have documents of your humiliation cra Z!!!!!!!!
Hiei: This is most likely a cover up for yours and Kurama's wedding.
Tusuami: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: Most likely. *pushes Kurama and Tusuami to the alter thing*
Kurama: Don't you think this is going a little too far?
Koenma: By the power invested in me.*gets punched by Tusuami* YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!! I'M THE RULER HERE!!!!
Tusuami: So what!!! cra Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The next day..
cra Z: *running, very, very fast* DON'T HURT ME!!!!! PHIL WAS IN MALAYSIA!!!
Tusuami: DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THOESE! *starts throwing books, pans, swords, doors, glass bottles, whip (starts whipping with it but it drops), tables, bricks, cards, coins, and globes at cra Z from her backpack*
Kuwabara: How long do you think she'll be at it?
Keiko: Forever. She won't forget this, ever.
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Welcoming Phil back.
ET Alien: Where's Malaysia?
Neko Nami: In the middle of Asia?
Boton: I hope Tusuami won't attack-
Phil: What are you doing!?! *gets hit with various objects from Tusuami*
Tusuami: I don't believe it for a moment!!! You where hiding!!!
cra Z: *who is also getting hit* I didn't even tell him!!!!
Tusuami: Why you..
Boton: Nevermind..
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Author: Next chapter some action will occur! I promise! If not slap me!!!!
Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: *slaps Author* Take that!!
Author: You twit!!!! The next chappy isn't up!!!!! *kicks FNDK*