Tusuami: I think you need a new name!
Phil: I do?
Tusuami: Hmm... How about PEACHES!!!
cra Z: Well that's very nice!!! Very nice indeed! Don't you dare...
Tusuami: Um... how about Fluffy!?
cra Z: Fluffy...?
Phil: Why me.... Why...Fluffy?
cra Z: He isn't a domesticated animal you know.
Tusuami: Can you be sure? And no, not Fluffy, Fwuffy!
Phil: *shakes his head* But why Fluffy?
Tusuami: FWUFFY! And I think you're full of fluff. Fwuffy the snowman was a jolly, cranky, romantic soul....
~*
Tusuami: FWUFFY!!!!!!!!!!! HERE BOY!!!!!!!! *whistles*
cra Z: HE ISN'T A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL!!!!! LIKE A HAMSTER!!!
~*
Tusuami: *goes spinning around in the snow* La la la, la, la la la, la, la la la...
Kurama: What are you doing?
Tusuami: *stops* I was in La la land before you brought me back to reality. You wouldn't make a good parent considering you don't have an imagination! *goes back to spinning*
~*
Hiei: *runs out of Tusuami's room with a book*
Tusuami: HIEI NO BAKA!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY DIARY YOU WEAKLING!!!!!!!
cra Z: People already know what's in it already.
Tusuami: LIKE WHAT!!!
ET Alien: Like all the mushy gishy love notes you write to Kurama but never give to him.
Tusuami: NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!!!!!
cra Z: Then prove that.
Tusuami: I swear one day I'll write a lemon with you and Phil....
cra Z: Yeah right. *realizes Tusuami's serious* Did I say that? No no!
~*~
Nesrohba: Let's play on their fears a little... give me a blueberry muffin.
Cral: But don't you think you're aiming to low? *Nesrohba touches him**screams out in pain*(Author: HA HA!) (Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: HAW! HAW! What are we laughing about?) (Author: I have no idea.)
Nesrohba: Don't be a fool Cral. I am not aiming low. I'm making them weaker little by little so they don't notice. But then when I strike their souls will me mine and so with the title of Third Abhorsen.
~*~
Lunch time...
Everyone opens their lunch carefully.
Hiei: Hn. Why do we have to do this?
Kuwabara: Because of their muffin men thing.
Tusuami: *attacks her muffin* Ha, ha! I killed you muffin!
Phil: We see that.
Tusuami: Sorry. *suddenly the blueberry muffin comes alive with legs and arms and a face!* Frogs, now this.
Phil: The Muffins are alive!!!! Run for you're live!!
Neko Nami: *hisses* Baka!
Kurama: *eating sandwich quietly* Good think Keiko is sick and Boton and Yukina aren't here.
Tusuami: This is all done of a reason!! Nesrohba did this! Could I call Nalaa?
Yusuke: I don't think so.... *muffins eat Tusuami's cell phone*
Tusuami: *picks up and squeezes a muffin* Seem harmless.
Muffin 4586: *spits acid at Tusuami's forehead* Sucker!
Tusuami: OW! *drops muffin* *rubs her forehead* That hurt! THAT'S IT!
Muffin9008: I am home now, home now. I've been waiting for forever to find you, to find you...
Tusuami: *starts crying*
ET Alien: It's okay Tusuami! Stupid muffin! *Stomps on it*
Tusuami: It *sniff* isn't *sniff* OK! *sniff*
Hiei: What with the mood swing now?
Tusuami: You shut up Hiei! *sniff* *starts crying even more*
Neko Nami: Leave her be. Let's kick some butt!
Everyone but Tusuami joins in the fight. Tusuami's still crying.
Tusuami: Stupid! Why am I crying? Hiei'll tease me forever! *hears Nesrohba's voice calling her* I'm coming! *runs away*
~*
Tusuami: Okay!! *silence* I'M HERE!!!!!! *silence* -_-*
Everyone else rushes in.
Phil: It seems that the blueberry muffins are alive.
Yusuke: We can all see that!!
Nesrohba appears.
Nesrohba: Hello children.
ET Alien: Where teenagers!
Nesrohba: That's what you think.
Tusuami: I want to be the minority! I don't need your authority! Down with the moral majority! Ca-
Kurama: Tusuami?
Tusuami: Uh... sorry.
Nesrohba: *mutters something* *disappears*
The Yu Yu Gang turns into 7th and 8th graders. AHHHHHH! (Author: Kurama, Phil, and Neko Nami are 8th graders)
Kuwabara: Why are we all short?
Tusuami: *looks at herself* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around*
Kurama: I have short hair again. *stops Tusuami*
Yusuke: Hiei's still the same! That's f***ed up!!
Hiei: Hn.
Tusuami: Hetomicho...*faints*
cra Z: *sigh* In 7th grade...again. Why can this world be this cruel?
Neko Nami: At least I'm in 8th!
ET Alien: Thanks a lot!!!!!
Tusuami: *wakes up* *shakes* *looks for a book* Maybe I can help! *reads it*
Yusuke: Well? What's it say!!
Tusuami: Add whip cream and if you're really imaginative add... *shuts book* ^^;; Oppsy!
Kuwabara: Was that a cook book or something?
Tusuami: Ummm.... No.
Neko Nami: I thought you threw all them out.
Tusuami: I WAS STILL INTERESTED OKAY!!!!!!!!
Kurama: What are we talking about?
Phil: I don't know if any of you noticed but we are shorter and need new clothes and stuff. And how are we going to get this passed our parents?
Yusuke: Well we have a human vending machine right here.
Tusuami: What human... HEY!
Hiei: I could use my Jagan to confuse them to think you where still in this grade.
cra Z: Now for the mall! Who has any money!!??
Everyone turns their pockets inside out.
ET Alien: Tusuami are you holding out on us? You usually have extra.
Tusuami: Let me check. *digs through all the stuff in her backpack* Does 1000 dollars count?
Everyone ex. Tusuami: YES!!!!!!!!!
Tusuami: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~
At the Massena Mall...
Tusuami: YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD I HAVE CALLED YOU MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL, EVIL, EVIL PEOPLES!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!! POLICE!!!!!
Yusuke: SHUTUP!
Hiei: Hn.
Yukina: Why don't you want to come?
Tusuami: I hate the mall!!! It's a preppy breeding ground!!!
Yusuke: Don't remind me!!!!!
Tusuami: Sorry.
Kurama: So are you calling all of us preppies?
Everyone glares at Tusuami.
Tusuami: HUMPH!
Phil: We're here. Let's just get this over with.
~*~
Neko Nami: Let's go to someplace cheap but good.
cra Z: Where's Tusuami?
~*~
Tusuami is at Express super sale.
Tusuami: Hey! These are pretty good!! *gets shopping craze*
Kurama: Ohno. *a bunch of girls chase him*
Hiei: *disgusted* This is s***. *sees a goth/punk place* Hmm....
Everyone is busily shopping until they're in debt.
ET Alien: We owe...*calculating* $1000!!!!...?
Everyone sees Tusuami carrying 10 big bags of clothes.
Tusuami: A little help?
Slayrie: Is that all for you?
Tusuami: Yes...? *drops bags* OHNO!!! I forgot to buy those boots! They where only $5.99!
Kurama: *grabs her by the collar* For a person who doesn't like to shop you sure do.
Tusuami: But the boots!!!
cra Z: We owe $1000.
Tusuami: *thinks* *returns everything but 5 clothes* There! Now YOU owe ME $50! And with interest that'll be $100.*grins* Payup.
~*~
Author: That was it for the chapter!
Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: In next chapter, stay tune for the gang new foe! Nicky!! The person at school who is popular. *takes a deep breath* And what's next? They also meet Gecko, Agent America, and Jelly! Who are these peoples?
Author: Why are you asking them this? THEY DON'T KNOW!!!! Unless they're in the story of course.
Phil: I do?
Tusuami: Hmm... How about PEACHES!!!
cra Z: Well that's very nice!!! Very nice indeed! Don't you dare...
Tusuami: Um... how about Fluffy!?
cra Z: Fluffy...?
Phil: Why me.... Why...Fluffy?
cra Z: He isn't a domesticated animal you know.
Tusuami: Can you be sure? And no, not Fluffy, Fwuffy!
Phil: *shakes his head* But why Fluffy?
Tusuami: FWUFFY! And I think you're full of fluff. Fwuffy the snowman was a jolly, cranky, romantic soul....
~*
Tusuami: FWUFFY!!!!!!!!!!! HERE BOY!!!!!!!! *whistles*
cra Z: HE ISN'T A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL!!!!! LIKE A HAMSTER!!!
~*
Tusuami: *goes spinning around in the snow* La la la, la, la la la, la, la la la...
Kurama: What are you doing?
Tusuami: *stops* I was in La la land before you brought me back to reality. You wouldn't make a good parent considering you don't have an imagination! *goes back to spinning*
~*
Hiei: *runs out of Tusuami's room with a book*
Tusuami: HIEI NO BAKA!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY DIARY YOU WEAKLING!!!!!!!
cra Z: People already know what's in it already.
Tusuami: LIKE WHAT!!!
ET Alien: Like all the mushy gishy love notes you write to Kurama but never give to him.
Tusuami: NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!!!!!
cra Z: Then prove that.
Tusuami: I swear one day I'll write a lemon with you and Phil....
cra Z: Yeah right. *realizes Tusuami's serious* Did I say that? No no!
~*~
Nesrohba: Let's play on their fears a little... give me a blueberry muffin.
Cral: But don't you think you're aiming to low? *Nesrohba touches him**screams out in pain*(Author: HA HA!) (Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: HAW! HAW! What are we laughing about?) (Author: I have no idea.)
Nesrohba: Don't be a fool Cral. I am not aiming low. I'm making them weaker little by little so they don't notice. But then when I strike their souls will me mine and so with the title of Third Abhorsen.
~*~
Lunch time...
Everyone opens their lunch carefully.
Hiei: Hn. Why do we have to do this?
Kuwabara: Because of their muffin men thing.
Tusuami: *attacks her muffin* Ha, ha! I killed you muffin!
Phil: We see that.
Tusuami: Sorry. *suddenly the blueberry muffin comes alive with legs and arms and a face!* Frogs, now this.
Phil: The Muffins are alive!!!! Run for you're live!!
Neko Nami: *hisses* Baka!
Kurama: *eating sandwich quietly* Good think Keiko is sick and Boton and Yukina aren't here.
Tusuami: This is all done of a reason!! Nesrohba did this! Could I call Nalaa?
Yusuke: I don't think so.... *muffins eat Tusuami's cell phone*
Tusuami: *picks up and squeezes a muffin* Seem harmless.
Muffin 4586: *spits acid at Tusuami's forehead* Sucker!
Tusuami: OW! *drops muffin* *rubs her forehead* That hurt! THAT'S IT!
Muffin9008: I am home now, home now. I've been waiting for forever to find you, to find you...
Tusuami: *starts crying*
ET Alien: It's okay Tusuami! Stupid muffin! *Stomps on it*
Tusuami: It *sniff* isn't *sniff* OK! *sniff*
Hiei: What with the mood swing now?
Tusuami: You shut up Hiei! *sniff* *starts crying even more*
Neko Nami: Leave her be. Let's kick some butt!
Everyone but Tusuami joins in the fight. Tusuami's still crying.
Tusuami: Stupid! Why am I crying? Hiei'll tease me forever! *hears Nesrohba's voice calling her* I'm coming! *runs away*
~*
Tusuami: Okay!! *silence* I'M HERE!!!!!! *silence* -_-*
Everyone else rushes in.
Phil: It seems that the blueberry muffins are alive.
Yusuke: We can all see that!!
Nesrohba appears.
Nesrohba: Hello children.
ET Alien: Where teenagers!
Nesrohba: That's what you think.
Tusuami: I want to be the minority! I don't need your authority! Down with the moral majority! Ca-
Kurama: Tusuami?
Tusuami: Uh... sorry.
Nesrohba: *mutters something* *disappears*
The Yu Yu Gang turns into 7th and 8th graders. AHHHHHH! (Author: Kurama, Phil, and Neko Nami are 8th graders)
Kuwabara: Why are we all short?
Tusuami: *looks at herself* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around*
Kurama: I have short hair again. *stops Tusuami*
Yusuke: Hiei's still the same! That's f***ed up!!
Hiei: Hn.
Tusuami: Hetomicho...*faints*
cra Z: *sigh* In 7th grade...again. Why can this world be this cruel?
Neko Nami: At least I'm in 8th!
ET Alien: Thanks a lot!!!!!
Tusuami: *wakes up* *shakes* *looks for a book* Maybe I can help! *reads it*
Yusuke: Well? What's it say!!
Tusuami: Add whip cream and if you're really imaginative add... *shuts book* ^^;; Oppsy!
Kuwabara: Was that a cook book or something?
Tusuami: Ummm.... No.
Neko Nami: I thought you threw all them out.
Tusuami: I WAS STILL INTERESTED OKAY!!!!!!!!
Kurama: What are we talking about?
Phil: I don't know if any of you noticed but we are shorter and need new clothes and stuff. And how are we going to get this passed our parents?
Yusuke: Well we have a human vending machine right here.
Tusuami: What human... HEY!
Hiei: I could use my Jagan to confuse them to think you where still in this grade.
cra Z: Now for the mall! Who has any money!!??
Everyone turns their pockets inside out.
ET Alien: Tusuami are you holding out on us? You usually have extra.
Tusuami: Let me check. *digs through all the stuff in her backpack* Does 1000 dollars count?
Everyone ex. Tusuami: YES!!!!!!!!!
Tusuami: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~
At the Massena Mall...
Tusuami: YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD I HAVE CALLED YOU MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL, EVIL, EVIL PEOPLES!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!! POLICE!!!!!
Yusuke: SHUTUP!
Hiei: Hn.
Yukina: Why don't you want to come?
Tusuami: I hate the mall!!! It's a preppy breeding ground!!!
Yusuke: Don't remind me!!!!!
Tusuami: Sorry.
Kurama: So are you calling all of us preppies?
Everyone glares at Tusuami.
Tusuami: HUMPH!
Phil: We're here. Let's just get this over with.
~*~
Neko Nami: Let's go to someplace cheap but good.
cra Z: Where's Tusuami?
~*~
Tusuami is at Express super sale.
Tusuami: Hey! These are pretty good!! *gets shopping craze*
Kurama: Ohno. *a bunch of girls chase him*
Hiei: *disgusted* This is s***. *sees a goth/punk place* Hmm....
Everyone is busily shopping until they're in debt.
ET Alien: We owe...*calculating* $1000!!!!...?
Everyone sees Tusuami carrying 10 big bags of clothes.
Tusuami: A little help?
Slayrie: Is that all for you?
Tusuami: Yes...? *drops bags* OHNO!!! I forgot to buy those boots! They where only $5.99!
Kurama: *grabs her by the collar* For a person who doesn't like to shop you sure do.
Tusuami: But the boots!!!
cra Z: We owe $1000.
Tusuami: *thinks* *returns everything but 5 clothes* There! Now YOU owe ME $50! And with interest that'll be $100.*grins* Payup.
~*~
Author: That was it for the chapter!
Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: In next chapter, stay tune for the gang new foe! Nicky!! The person at school who is popular. *takes a deep breath* And what's next? They also meet Gecko, Agent America, and Jelly! Who are these peoples?
Author: Why are you asking them this? THEY DON'T KNOW!!!! Unless they're in the story of course.