Author: PhoebeOtaku
Title: When life hands you sake...
Disclaimer: Phoebe-chan makes no claim of ownership to anything except her insanity...of which she is very possessive...
Author's notes: ah....fun times.... Am actually too busy to be writing...but this was already written, so I'm just posting it with finishing touches....
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Misao turned to Kenshin as they continued their journey "I still can't believe that guy is married" she muttered for the umpteenth time.
"No kidding" Kenshin returned, shivering slightly at the thought.
Misao didn't have the foresight to just stop with that "AND he implied that he has Children..."
"Poor kids." Kenshin could almost see the wheels turning in Misao's brain, but was helpless to stop her thoughts.
"I mean, if he has children... that means ... "Kenshin waited for her to come to the profound conclusion "that means...someone actually..." Kenshin cringed. "...With SAITOU?!?!?!"
There was a pause as the corresponding mental images crashed into the helplessly vulnerable mind of the normally Genki girl.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Misao screamed at the top of her lungs.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Jack and Phoebe sit outside the door of a swing dance collecting money and drawing smiley faces on people's hands whilst discussing Rurouni Kenshin.
"I mean, it's one of the most ironic things about Kenshin fighting, he's probably the most powerful guy ever...outside of Hiko...and yet he fights with a reverse blade sword..."
"Two dollars for students, five for everyone else..." Phoebe says, smiling at the new couple.
"It's hilarious, take for example the kick ass fight with....." Jack pauses to draw smiley faces on hands. "with...." He blanks on the name, swing music swells in the background.
"Saitou?"
"Yeah, Kenshin does this really awesome 'bounce-off-the-wall-and-whack-the- sakabatou-into-the-back-of-the-enemy's-neck' move... if it were a normal katana you would just see this 'pop' *uses hands to mime a head popping off of a body*...You don't bounce back from that..."
Phoebe laughs hysterically for five full minutes, every once in a while mumbling "you don't bounce back from that" while giggling and wiping tears from her eyes.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Misao stood nose to nose with the Tenken-turned-Rurouni. "So Soujiro-san, did you and Kamatari ever...y'know..."
"What?" Soujiro asked innocently, his smile changing slightly in confusion.
"Well...you know." She said raising an eyebrow conspiratorially at him.
"I'm sorry Mikamachi-dono, I have no idea what you're talking about." And despite the typically dirty mind of the authoress, he really hadn't a clue as to what the genki teenager was referring to.
"Well, mean since Shishio was um... occupied with Yumi...did you guys ever ...y'know.." she continued, not catching on to Soujiro's growing confusion. Unfortunately, in training Soujiro to be a perfect killer Shishio had managed to leave out many things which other, more normal, adolescent young men would have known. Such as the meaning of this increasingly mysterious 'y'know'
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Zanza stood facing Kenshin outside the dojo, the last vestiges of sunlight fading behind him. Highlighting not only his height, but the looming shadow of his giant sword.
"Ano, Kaoru-dono..." Kenshin muttered softly to the sweet girl near him, whilst a glint of something familiar seemed to linger in his eye.
"Hai?" she asked quietly, fearing to anger the fighter facing them threateningly. Kenshin gestured at Zanza and the giant sword resting on his shoulder.
"Think he's trying to compensate for something?" Kenshin inquired his humor now plain in both his eyes and face.
"I heard that you shrimpy Rurouni Punk!" Zanza growled. "I will not lose to someone who has such a cliché sense of humor!"
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
"...YOU KNOW!!" Misao said her increasing frustration apparent as she pushed her admonishingly pointed finger onto Soujiro's nose, causing him to briefly go cross-eyed
"NO I DON'T!!" Soujiro finally yelled, his smile wiped completely off of his face.
"You mean you didn't?" Misao asked, taking the conversation back to a conspiratorial tone so quickly that it made poor Sou-chan's head spin.
"Didn't what?" he asked, restraining himself from shuku chi-ing his cute butt as far from Misao as he could get.
"Didn't ...y'know"
"NO I STILL DON'T!!!"
"Don't what?"
"KNOW!!!"
Suddenly Misao understood why this conversation had gone in circles for the past ten minutes.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
"Wow! It's just so.... So Huge!"
"I'm glad to see you're impressed with its size"
"I'm sure not many people can handle it"
"Damn straight."
"Can I .... Can I touch it?"
"Sure."
"You must use it a lot..."
"No, only for somebody really special, Jou-chan."
"ORO?!" Kenshin exclaimed not being able to stand eavesdropping anymore and burst into the room. Kaoru and Sanosuke looked up at him from where they were seated on the floor, the Zanbatou lying in between them with Kaoru's hand resting on the blade.
"oro....?" He said quietly, anger leaving him only to be replaced by embarrassment at the dirty thoughts he had been having about the two of them together.
"What is it Kenshin?" Kaoru asked. Kenshin cast around his mind for the first thing that he could think of.
"Oro...?"
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
After Misao stated her original question, with all ambiguous 'you know's removed, she looked expectantly at Soujiro. Soujiro, on the other hand, had done nothing of the sort with Kamatari. The thought had honestly never crossed his actually very heterosexual (at least for the purposes of this portion of the fic) little mind. But Misao, in her ignorance, had unwittingly caused some more irreversible trauma to the Tenken's fragile psyche.
In the brief moment it took Soujiro to comprehend the words that Misao's mouth had formed, the corresponding mental images crashed into his surprisingly innocent and vulnerable mind.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Soujiro screamed at the top of his lungs.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
End notes: the "y'know" story was inspired by real life. The Jack story was real life directly. (yay swing! *step step, triple step, step step, swivel swivel* or whilst dancing with jack *spin spin spin spin...jack invents new move by importing stuff from ballroom...spin spin spin.. Miraculously end together on the same beat, triple step,... spin spin dip* I'm still dizzy...)
Will work on other stuff (and this) when I get a chance... I'm think that It will be May before I get a chance... my courses have mad papers and assignments that need mad research and work, cause I'm really behind...AHHH
Title: When life hands you sake...
Disclaimer: Phoebe-chan makes no claim of ownership to anything except her insanity...of which she is very possessive...
Author's notes: ah....fun times.... Am actually too busy to be writing...but this was already written, so I'm just posting it with finishing touches....
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Misao turned to Kenshin as they continued their journey "I still can't believe that guy is married" she muttered for the umpteenth time.
"No kidding" Kenshin returned, shivering slightly at the thought.
Misao didn't have the foresight to just stop with that "AND he implied that he has Children..."
"Poor kids." Kenshin could almost see the wheels turning in Misao's brain, but was helpless to stop her thoughts.
"I mean, if he has children... that means ... "Kenshin waited for her to come to the profound conclusion "that means...someone actually..." Kenshin cringed. "...With SAITOU?!?!?!"
There was a pause as the corresponding mental images crashed into the helplessly vulnerable mind of the normally Genki girl.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Misao screamed at the top of her lungs.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Jack and Phoebe sit outside the door of a swing dance collecting money and drawing smiley faces on people's hands whilst discussing Rurouni Kenshin.
"I mean, it's one of the most ironic things about Kenshin fighting, he's probably the most powerful guy ever...outside of Hiko...and yet he fights with a reverse blade sword..."
"Two dollars for students, five for everyone else..." Phoebe says, smiling at the new couple.
"It's hilarious, take for example the kick ass fight with....." Jack pauses to draw smiley faces on hands. "with...." He blanks on the name, swing music swells in the background.
"Saitou?"
"Yeah, Kenshin does this really awesome 'bounce-off-the-wall-and-whack-the- sakabatou-into-the-back-of-the-enemy's-neck' move... if it were a normal katana you would just see this 'pop' *uses hands to mime a head popping off of a body*...You don't bounce back from that..."
Phoebe laughs hysterically for five full minutes, every once in a while mumbling "you don't bounce back from that" while giggling and wiping tears from her eyes.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Misao stood nose to nose with the Tenken-turned-Rurouni. "So Soujiro-san, did you and Kamatari ever...y'know..."
"What?" Soujiro asked innocently, his smile changing slightly in confusion.
"Well...you know." She said raising an eyebrow conspiratorially at him.
"I'm sorry Mikamachi-dono, I have no idea what you're talking about." And despite the typically dirty mind of the authoress, he really hadn't a clue as to what the genki teenager was referring to.
"Well, mean since Shishio was um... occupied with Yumi...did you guys ever ...y'know.." she continued, not catching on to Soujiro's growing confusion. Unfortunately, in training Soujiro to be a perfect killer Shishio had managed to leave out many things which other, more normal, adolescent young men would have known. Such as the meaning of this increasingly mysterious 'y'know'
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Zanza stood facing Kenshin outside the dojo, the last vestiges of sunlight fading behind him. Highlighting not only his height, but the looming shadow of his giant sword.
"Ano, Kaoru-dono..." Kenshin muttered softly to the sweet girl near him, whilst a glint of something familiar seemed to linger in his eye.
"Hai?" she asked quietly, fearing to anger the fighter facing them threateningly. Kenshin gestured at Zanza and the giant sword resting on his shoulder.
"Think he's trying to compensate for something?" Kenshin inquired his humor now plain in both his eyes and face.
"I heard that you shrimpy Rurouni Punk!" Zanza growled. "I will not lose to someone who has such a cliché sense of humor!"
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
"...YOU KNOW!!" Misao said her increasing frustration apparent as she pushed her admonishingly pointed finger onto Soujiro's nose, causing him to briefly go cross-eyed
"NO I DON'T!!" Soujiro finally yelled, his smile wiped completely off of his face.
"You mean you didn't?" Misao asked, taking the conversation back to a conspiratorial tone so quickly that it made poor Sou-chan's head spin.
"Didn't what?" he asked, restraining himself from shuku chi-ing his cute butt as far from Misao as he could get.
"Didn't ...y'know"
"NO I STILL DON'T!!!"
"Don't what?"
"KNOW!!!"
Suddenly Misao understood why this conversation had gone in circles for the past ten minutes.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
"Wow! It's just so.... So Huge!"
"I'm glad to see you're impressed with its size"
"I'm sure not many people can handle it"
"Damn straight."
"Can I .... Can I touch it?"
"Sure."
"You must use it a lot..."
"No, only for somebody really special, Jou-chan."
"ORO?!" Kenshin exclaimed not being able to stand eavesdropping anymore and burst into the room. Kaoru and Sanosuke looked up at him from where they were seated on the floor, the Zanbatou lying in between them with Kaoru's hand resting on the blade.
"oro....?" He said quietly, anger leaving him only to be replaced by embarrassment at the dirty thoughts he had been having about the two of them together.
"What is it Kenshin?" Kaoru asked. Kenshin cast around his mind for the first thing that he could think of.
"Oro...?"
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
After Misao stated her original question, with all ambiguous 'you know's removed, she looked expectantly at Soujiro. Soujiro, on the other hand, had done nothing of the sort with Kamatari. The thought had honestly never crossed his actually very heterosexual (at least for the purposes of this portion of the fic) little mind. But Misao, in her ignorance, had unwittingly caused some more irreversible trauma to the Tenken's fragile psyche.
In the brief moment it took Soujiro to comprehend the words that Misao's mouth had formed, the corresponding mental images crashed into his surprisingly innocent and vulnerable mind.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Soujiro screamed at the top of his lungs.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
End notes: the "y'know" story was inspired by real life. The Jack story was real life directly. (yay swing! *step step, triple step, step step, swivel swivel* or whilst dancing with jack *spin spin spin spin...jack invents new move by importing stuff from ballroom...spin spin spin.. Miraculously end together on the same beat, triple step,... spin spin dip* I'm still dizzy...)
Will work on other stuff (and this) when I get a chance... I'm think that It will be May before I get a chance... my courses have mad papers and assignments that need mad research and work, cause I'm really behind...AHHH