The Real World Fantasy
By: Zidanedager
Co-Author/Beta: CkyFreak
Disclaimer: I do not own any Final Fantasy VII characters; I only own Jeremy, Craig, and Stan. Squaresoft owns them, not me.
Chapter 1: Arrival
My friends Jeremy, and Craig and I were lounging around in my room, playing Final Fantasy VII, and listening to the same old argument my friends always have.
"Aeries" said Craig.
"Tifa" said Jeremy.
"Hell no Jeremy, Aeries is way hotter!" Craig said angrily.
"Shut the hell up Craig, Tifa is the hottest FFVII babe! Hands down." Jeremy yelled.
"Fine, lets ask Stan," Craig snared.
"Whatever bitch." Jeremy said shaking his head.
"Stan, who's hotter Tifa or Aeries?" asked Craig.
"Guys leave me out of this! Besides you know Yuffie is the finest babe." Stan said with a smirk.
"Big help that was Craig" Jeremy said punching Craig in the arm
"Shut the fuck up Jeremy"
"Hey ladies. When you're done bickering let's go to the store. I'm fucking starving" Stan said interrupting the two.
"What?" said Jeremy still lost in the argument
"I said do you want to go to the store?" Stan replied in a handicapped voice while slapping his chest.
"Do you even have to ask dick cheese." replied Craig
"Shut the hell up Dirty Craig and let's go." Said Jeremy
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'Fuck' thought Yuffie 'I should have asked some of the others to come and help me search for Vincent'. She kept walking then stopped at a large boulder shaped object. She was resting then soon came too find out it wasn't a boulder, it was a dragon that was extremely pissed off because of its rude awakening. In a violent rage, the dragon attacked the young ninja.
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"Damn, Where are we going, the Sahara desert?" asked Craig from the back seat.
"Why fat ass, is your stomach eating itself? Damn all you ever think about is food." teased Jeremy
"Food and girls you cock sucking fag." said Craig poking his inner-cheek with his tongue.
"Shut the hell up you two. All you ever do is figh..." A blinding blue-white light came from a construction site cut Stan off in mid-sentence. He slammed on his brakes and skidded to a long halt. 'Thank god it's not rush hour, I would have hit someone' thought Stan.
"What the fuck was that? You guys see that shit. That was the shit right there." Jeremy said cranking his neck around to look back.
"Hey, let's go see what that was." Said Craig
They looked towards Stan for approval, only to see that he was already putting it in gear and burning rubber.
"Hells yeah. Put that shit to the floor and let's go!" hollered Jeremy
When they got to the construction site, they weren't prepared for what the saw.
"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have smoked that crack. There's a big ass lizard over there." said Jeremy jokingly
"Your not high chief, I see it too" replied Stan
"Hey you two look next to the dragon, that girl kinda looks like yuf...," All of the sudden the girl let out a blue-white flash, but this time the dragon was gone. The girl, drained of all her strength, collapsed to the ground. "..fie." Craig finished where he was cut off.
"Fuck guys, let's go out, and help her!" Stan yelled as he got out of his truck.
He approached the young girl and stood over her. Her resemblance to Yuffie was uncanny. "Guys, she looks hurt. Let's get her to the truck." Stan yelled to his friends as the approached. The last thing Yuffie remembered was some one leaning over her.
"Vincent I finally found y..." She started before she blacked out.
"Stan, did she just call you Vincent?" asked Craig
"She's probably some delirious game fan. Now come on let's go." replied Stan
"Where are we going now? I'm still hungry." stated Craig
"To the hospital fat ass. Oh, and don't worry I think the cafeteria should be open." Jeremy told Craig
"Damn thing better be, or someone's getting hurt." Craig said as he turned and looked at the place where the dragon just was.
"What the hell is that shit?" He walked over to a yellow glass sphere on the ground.
"Hell yeah. I love marbles." He said as he shoved it in his pocket.
Authors note: This is a re-write of a chapter I previously published. I just enlisted a new beta writer and we re-wrote it. Please review.
By: Zidanedager
Co-Author/Beta: CkyFreak
Disclaimer: I do not own any Final Fantasy VII characters; I only own Jeremy, Craig, and Stan. Squaresoft owns them, not me.
Chapter 1: Arrival
My friends Jeremy, and Craig and I were lounging around in my room, playing Final Fantasy VII, and listening to the same old argument my friends always have.
"Aeries" said Craig.
"Tifa" said Jeremy.
"Hell no Jeremy, Aeries is way hotter!" Craig said angrily.
"Shut the hell up Craig, Tifa is the hottest FFVII babe! Hands down." Jeremy yelled.
"Fine, lets ask Stan," Craig snared.
"Whatever bitch." Jeremy said shaking his head.
"Stan, who's hotter Tifa or Aeries?" asked Craig.
"Guys leave me out of this! Besides you know Yuffie is the finest babe." Stan said with a smirk.
"Big help that was Craig" Jeremy said punching Craig in the arm
"Shut the fuck up Jeremy"
"Hey ladies. When you're done bickering let's go to the store. I'm fucking starving" Stan said interrupting the two.
"What?" said Jeremy still lost in the argument
"I said do you want to go to the store?" Stan replied in a handicapped voice while slapping his chest.
"Do you even have to ask dick cheese." replied Craig
"Shut the hell up Dirty Craig and let's go." Said Jeremy
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'Fuck' thought Yuffie 'I should have asked some of the others to come and help me search for Vincent'. She kept walking then stopped at a large boulder shaped object. She was resting then soon came too find out it wasn't a boulder, it was a dragon that was extremely pissed off because of its rude awakening. In a violent rage, the dragon attacked the young ninja.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"Damn, Where are we going, the Sahara desert?" asked Craig from the back seat.
"Why fat ass, is your stomach eating itself? Damn all you ever think about is food." teased Jeremy
"Food and girls you cock sucking fag." said Craig poking his inner-cheek with his tongue.
"Shut the hell up you two. All you ever do is figh..." A blinding blue-white light came from a construction site cut Stan off in mid-sentence. He slammed on his brakes and skidded to a long halt. 'Thank god it's not rush hour, I would have hit someone' thought Stan.
"What the fuck was that? You guys see that shit. That was the shit right there." Jeremy said cranking his neck around to look back.
"Hey, let's go see what that was." Said Craig
They looked towards Stan for approval, only to see that he was already putting it in gear and burning rubber.
"Hells yeah. Put that shit to the floor and let's go!" hollered Jeremy
When they got to the construction site, they weren't prepared for what the saw.
"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have smoked that crack. There's a big ass lizard over there." said Jeremy jokingly
"Your not high chief, I see it too" replied Stan
"Hey you two look next to the dragon, that girl kinda looks like yuf...," All of the sudden the girl let out a blue-white flash, but this time the dragon was gone. The girl, drained of all her strength, collapsed to the ground. "..fie." Craig finished where he was cut off.
"Fuck guys, let's go out, and help her!" Stan yelled as he got out of his truck.
He approached the young girl and stood over her. Her resemblance to Yuffie was uncanny. "Guys, she looks hurt. Let's get her to the truck." Stan yelled to his friends as the approached. The last thing Yuffie remembered was some one leaning over her.
"Vincent I finally found y..." She started before she blacked out.
"Stan, did she just call you Vincent?" asked Craig
"She's probably some delirious game fan. Now come on let's go." replied Stan
"Where are we going now? I'm still hungry." stated Craig
"To the hospital fat ass. Oh, and don't worry I think the cafeteria should be open." Jeremy told Craig
"Damn thing better be, or someone's getting hurt." Craig said as he turned and looked at the place where the dragon just was.
"What the hell is that shit?" He walked over to a yellow glass sphere on the ground.
"Hell yeah. I love marbles." He said as he shoved it in his pocket.
Authors note: This is a re-write of a chapter I previously published. I just enlisted a new beta writer and we re-wrote it. Please review.