Author: Phoebe Otaku
Title: When life hands you sake....
Disclaimer: I am very depressed that I don't own Kenshin, I'm even sadder that I don't own a bottle of whiskey in which to drown these sorrows...
Author's notes: I'm so behind IN EVERYTHING! *cries*... and what am I doing? I'm posting this! I celebrated my birthday this weekend (with one of my friends who shares the birthday).. it was totally awesome! So consider this a birthday present from me to you!
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"The BASTARD left without me!" Sano growled "I'm going to KILL him." The Rurouni was so frustrating, he had obviously decided that Sano was to weak to get involved. Getting Kenshin to change his mind was going to be as hard as... shattering a stone with your bare hands. "Maybe I should just learn how to do that before I see him again..." Grumbling under his breath, Sano set off for Kyoto.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
"MOU! Higher, Kenshin!"
"H...Hai, Kaoru-dono."
"Oh! To the left, just a little bit."
"Hai."
Sanosuke's eye's widened as he pressed his ear to the door. He blinked as he heard a thud and Kaoru's cry of pain.
"Mou, Kenshin, that hurt." She said after a moment. "Why does that thing have to be so heavy and hard?"
"Seesha is sorry Kaoru-dono, Gomen." Sano heard some more rustling and scuffing around inside the room.
"It's okay, let's just start over where we left off." There was a slight pause before Kenshin spoke.
"Is this alright, Kaoru-dono?"
"Oh, Kenshin! That's Perfect!" Kaoru gasped in delight.
"Oro!?"
"Just nail it already, Kenshin..." Kaoru said softly and Sano gasped at the loud pounding that ensued afterward, leaning heavily on the thin door as his shock took control of his body. The door, being thin, couldn't stand up to Sanosuke's weight and gave way, sending the tall young man sprawling into the room. 'I didn't know Kenshin had it in him' was Sano's last thought before he hit the floor hard and passed out.
"Oro?" cried Kenshin as the door fell into the room with Sanosuke on top of it. The surprise causing him to loose concentration momentarily and hit himself in the thumb with the hammer he was wielding. "ORO?!?!"
"Mou, it's not enough that you dropped the hammer on my foot, Kenshin. Now we have to fix the door! This is just not my day." Kaoru yelled walking away from where Kenshin was straightening the painting they had just finished hanging on the wall.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Sanosuke sat in the driver's seat of the little beat up car, surveying the Japanese countryside as he drove along the curving mountainous road. Megumi sat next to him in the passenger seat, for once blissfully silent. 'She's really beautiful' he thought to himself 'well, she is when she's not yelling at me or making fun of me...or being conceited...' She held a map in one hand while the other leaned next to his on the armrest that separated their seats. She looked up at Sanosuke and instead of making a snide comment, smiled at him. Sano had truly tried to deny his feelings for the foxy doctor, but he had to admit it to himself that this was a pretty damn near perfect moment. Well... it would have been, if not for the animated gabbing and bickering in the backseat.
"BUT KENSHIN!" Misao griped!
"Ma, ma Misao-dono, seesha is sorry that he took the last of the snacks..." Kenshin replied.
Sano gave a wry look to the beautiful kitsune beside him. 'Is this what it's like to have bratty children?' he wondered to himself. The conversation from the backseat continued, gaining in volume as the little weasel girl proceeded to pummel the man that was once feared as the infamous Hitokiri Battousia. Megumi began to twitch in annoyance. Finally, Sano, not know for his patience, yelled at the source of his agitation.
"You two, be quiet right now, or I'm turning this car around!" Sano yelled.
"Ano... but Sano, I have to go to Kyoto...Saitou will be angry with seesha, and Shishio will take over japan!" Sanosuke cringed, the Rurouni just had to bring up the two most infuriating men ever to walk the earth...at least as far as Sanosuke was concerned.
"ONE MORE WORD, out of EITHER of you, and you can WALK to KYOTO!" Sano glared with such intensity that Kenshin really couldn't help his patented response..
"Oro....!?" Kenshin exclaimed, Sano promptly hit the breaks hard enough for the screech of tires to be heard back in Tokyo.
"OUT!" he said, Kenshin and Misao promptly obeyed.
"Man, you just Had to do that didn't you Kenshin?" Misao said sarcastically as Sanosuke sped off in the opposite direction. "But since we have all this extra time now, why don't you tell me about Aoishi-sama?" Kenshin merely 'oroed' and started to run...
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Kenshin sat and stared dejectedly into a cup of sake, contemplating just picking up the jug. "Oi, Kenshin, what's wrong?" Sanosuke asked, more than a little concerned. After all, Kenshin brooding and staring off into space was normal, but doing so while drinking screamed that there was a problem. If there wasn't a problem, Sano was going to be very angry with Kenshin for drinking without him...
"Sano," Kenshin said, letting out a sigh.
"What's up, buddy?" Sanosuke intoned, becoming antsier by the second. Kenshin sighed again before continuing, looking more than a little embarrassed. "Come on Kenshin, I'm your best friend. You can tell me." Sano encouraged, now confused.
"Well," Kenshin paused. "Let's just say that there are some situations where having 'God Like Speed' really isn't an asset." Sano stared at him, utterly poleaxed by the implications of that statement.
"Poor, Jou-chan..." he muttered.
"HEY! Rub it in why don't ya!" Kenshin yelled pitching the sake cup at the rooster.
"Ano...did I say that out loud?"
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
end notes: yeah, so being able to chug jack daniels straight from the bottle is apparently a feat worthy of praise...especially for a 'chick'... straight, no chaser, thank you very much! (hey, it was a traditional midnight birthday 'shot' for the two birthday girls...one problem... only one shot glass...heh, go figure...)...I really don't know how much I had...as it was straight from the bottle...but I can say that I remember absolutely everything from the party, was probably sober enough to drive by the time I left (though I did not drive), AND didn't have a hangover...not that I've ever experienced what I'm told is hell...
This party was an abnormality in my schedule...I am not neglecting my fics to party...I neglect the fics to do work (which I'm STILL procrastinating on)...and I only neglect the work to party when it is my birthday... Conversely, I neglect work to do fics much much more than I should...so... with that, I'm off to write one of my papers... or maybe that presentation...hmmm....
I may get to work on my other fics in May...lol...as most of my classes have final projects instead of exams which is why I'm so darn swamped right now... oh, blast!
Title: When life hands you sake....
Disclaimer: I am very depressed that I don't own Kenshin, I'm even sadder that I don't own a bottle of whiskey in which to drown these sorrows...
Author's notes: I'm so behind IN EVERYTHING! *cries*... and what am I doing? I'm posting this! I celebrated my birthday this weekend (with one of my friends who shares the birthday).. it was totally awesome! So consider this a birthday present from me to you!
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"The BASTARD left without me!" Sano growled "I'm going to KILL him." The Rurouni was so frustrating, he had obviously decided that Sano was to weak to get involved. Getting Kenshin to change his mind was going to be as hard as... shattering a stone with your bare hands. "Maybe I should just learn how to do that before I see him again..." Grumbling under his breath, Sano set off for Kyoto.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
"MOU! Higher, Kenshin!"
"H...Hai, Kaoru-dono."
"Oh! To the left, just a little bit."
"Hai."
Sanosuke's eye's widened as he pressed his ear to the door. He blinked as he heard a thud and Kaoru's cry of pain.
"Mou, Kenshin, that hurt." She said after a moment. "Why does that thing have to be so heavy and hard?"
"Seesha is sorry Kaoru-dono, Gomen." Sano heard some more rustling and scuffing around inside the room.
"It's okay, let's just start over where we left off." There was a slight pause before Kenshin spoke.
"Is this alright, Kaoru-dono?"
"Oh, Kenshin! That's Perfect!" Kaoru gasped in delight.
"Oro!?"
"Just nail it already, Kenshin..." Kaoru said softly and Sano gasped at the loud pounding that ensued afterward, leaning heavily on the thin door as his shock took control of his body. The door, being thin, couldn't stand up to Sanosuke's weight and gave way, sending the tall young man sprawling into the room. 'I didn't know Kenshin had it in him' was Sano's last thought before he hit the floor hard and passed out.
"Oro?" cried Kenshin as the door fell into the room with Sanosuke on top of it. The surprise causing him to loose concentration momentarily and hit himself in the thumb with the hammer he was wielding. "ORO?!?!"
"Mou, it's not enough that you dropped the hammer on my foot, Kenshin. Now we have to fix the door! This is just not my day." Kaoru yelled walking away from where Kenshin was straightening the painting they had just finished hanging on the wall.
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Sanosuke sat in the driver's seat of the little beat up car, surveying the Japanese countryside as he drove along the curving mountainous road. Megumi sat next to him in the passenger seat, for once blissfully silent. 'She's really beautiful' he thought to himself 'well, she is when she's not yelling at me or making fun of me...or being conceited...' She held a map in one hand while the other leaned next to his on the armrest that separated their seats. She looked up at Sanosuke and instead of making a snide comment, smiled at him. Sano had truly tried to deny his feelings for the foxy doctor, but he had to admit it to himself that this was a pretty damn near perfect moment. Well... it would have been, if not for the animated gabbing and bickering in the backseat.
"BUT KENSHIN!" Misao griped!
"Ma, ma Misao-dono, seesha is sorry that he took the last of the snacks..." Kenshin replied.
Sano gave a wry look to the beautiful kitsune beside him. 'Is this what it's like to have bratty children?' he wondered to himself. The conversation from the backseat continued, gaining in volume as the little weasel girl proceeded to pummel the man that was once feared as the infamous Hitokiri Battousia. Megumi began to twitch in annoyance. Finally, Sano, not know for his patience, yelled at the source of his agitation.
"You two, be quiet right now, or I'm turning this car around!" Sano yelled.
"Ano... but Sano, I have to go to Kyoto...Saitou will be angry with seesha, and Shishio will take over japan!" Sanosuke cringed, the Rurouni just had to bring up the two most infuriating men ever to walk the earth...at least as far as Sanosuke was concerned.
"ONE MORE WORD, out of EITHER of you, and you can WALK to KYOTO!" Sano glared with such intensity that Kenshin really couldn't help his patented response..
"Oro....!?" Kenshin exclaimed, Sano promptly hit the breaks hard enough for the screech of tires to be heard back in Tokyo.
"OUT!" he said, Kenshin and Misao promptly obeyed.
"Man, you just Had to do that didn't you Kenshin?" Misao said sarcastically as Sanosuke sped off in the opposite direction. "But since we have all this extra time now, why don't you tell me about Aoishi-sama?" Kenshin merely 'oroed' and started to run...
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
Kenshin sat and stared dejectedly into a cup of sake, contemplating just picking up the jug. "Oi, Kenshin, what's wrong?" Sanosuke asked, more than a little concerned. After all, Kenshin brooding and staring off into space was normal, but doing so while drinking screamed that there was a problem. If there wasn't a problem, Sano was going to be very angry with Kenshin for drinking without him...
"Sano," Kenshin said, letting out a sigh.
"What's up, buddy?" Sanosuke intoned, becoming antsier by the second. Kenshin sighed again before continuing, looking more than a little embarrassed. "Come on Kenshin, I'm your best friend. You can tell me." Sano encouraged, now confused.
"Well," Kenshin paused. "Let's just say that there are some situations where having 'God Like Speed' really isn't an asset." Sano stared at him, utterly poleaxed by the implications of that statement.
"Poor, Jou-chan..." he muttered.
"HEY! Rub it in why don't ya!" Kenshin yelled pitching the sake cup at the rooster.
"Ano...did I say that out loud?"
Orororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo?
end notes: yeah, so being able to chug jack daniels straight from the bottle is apparently a feat worthy of praise...especially for a 'chick'... straight, no chaser, thank you very much! (hey, it was a traditional midnight birthday 'shot' for the two birthday girls...one problem... only one shot glass...heh, go figure...)...I really don't know how much I had...as it was straight from the bottle...but I can say that I remember absolutely everything from the party, was probably sober enough to drive by the time I left (though I did not drive), AND didn't have a hangover...not that I've ever experienced what I'm told is hell...
This party was an abnormality in my schedule...I am not neglecting my fics to party...I neglect the fics to do work (which I'm STILL procrastinating on)...and I only neglect the work to party when it is my birthday... Conversely, I neglect work to do fics much much more than I should...so... with that, I'm off to write one of my papers... or maybe that presentation...hmmm....
I may get to work on my other fics in May...lol...as most of my classes have final projects instead of exams which is why I'm so darn swamped right now... oh, blast!