The Real World Fantasy
By: Zidanedager
Co-Author/Beta: CkyFreak Disclaimer: see chapter 1

Chapter 2: The Question

Yuffie woke up to a pounding in the back of her head. She had a feeling that she slept longer then she should have. The first thing she noticed was her attire. She was in some sort of gown. It had an opening in the back, and it went down to her knees. She didn't have her materia or weapons, which definitely worried her. Then she took in her surroundings. She noticed that she wasn't alone in the strange room.

"Hey, you're awake," said Jeremy

"Who are you? Why am I here? What do you want from me?" Yuffie said as she backed away from the strange man and fell out of the bed, she was in.

"Whoa! Slow down there big fella. Take it easy. My name is Jeremy, whats your name?"

"My name is Yuffie Kisaragi. You still didn't answer my other questions. Where am I and what do you want from me?" Yuffie responded climbing back into the bed. "This is a hospital. We brought you here after you collapsed. We don't want any thing from you, just to help you." He said

"We?" Yuffie asked "Yeah, Me and my friends Craig and Stan..." Jeremy said before he was interrupted.

"Hey Jeremy is she up yet?" Stan says walking in

"Vincent!" yells Yuffie "I've been looking every where for you where have you been."

"Whoa, hold on there miss..." Stan said in the tone that he was searching for a name.

"Yuffie." says Jer

"Yuffie!" said Stan "And you think I'm Vincent, as in Vincent Valentine?"

"Quit playing games Vincent. Lets get back to the others, they have been worried about you" Yuffie said as she was getting up out of the bed.

"So you really think I'm Vincent Valentine?" Stan asked her.

"Of course I do." Yuffie said looking confused.

"No, this is STAN Valentine." Jeremy butted in.

"So you're related to Vincent?" Yuffie asked.

"No, Yuffie listen I don't know how to say this, but you're a videogame character from Final Fantasy VII" Stan said.

"What are you saying Stan, that I'm not real?" Yuffie said looking even more confused.

"Either that or you're one of those fucking freak-ass anime dweebs." Craig teased as he walked in un noticed until now. "Anime dweeb? I'm confused, Stan what's going on." Yuffie said.

"Well you're not real in the sense that you are from Final Fantasy VII, yet you are real because you're here. Does that make sense Yuffie?" Stan said.

"Kind of but I still don't get what you mean by video game." Said Yuffie

"Fair, Ok Jeremy go get my PlayStation from my car." Stan says as he throws the keys to Jeremy

"You want me to get the pope for you too Stan?" Jeremy said sarcastically.

"Shut up bitch. Hey Craig, Go get Yuffie's clothing back for her." Stan said

"Don't worry about it, I asked the nurse to bring them after they got washed." Craig said

"Well, could you grab us some thing to eat? I'll buy." Stan asked

"Hell yeah, I'm starving. What's on the menu." Craig said getting up fast.

"Do you guys by any chance have some tomato cheese bread?" Ask Yuffie

"What the hell? You mean pizza. Round bread, tomato sauce, cheese?" Craig asked.

"Yeah that's it." Yuffie said jumping up. Her gown fell open and the boys started laughing.

"Craig, go get some pizza, two larges." Stan said trying to hide his laughter.

"Yessa Massa" Craig said walking out the door.

Authors not I hope you like this chap the personalities of Craig and Jeremy Are as real as it get because that's how me and my friend act. Please read and revue.