Author: I do not own anything in this story including (some) phrases, (most) words, (Most) characters, inanimate objects, songs, ETC.
=Chapter 5=
"What do you guys have today?" Belle asked the five guys (James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, and Frank [Lonbottom]), and the three other girls (Lily, Ness, and Alice) the next morning.
"Double Arithmancy, Transfiguration, and Defense Against the Dark Arts," Lily answered.
"Double Arithmancy, Muggle Studies, and Ancient Runes for Mondays," Ness answered as Belle took away her schedule.
"I got the same thing as you," Bell said, comparing the two papers, "For today at least."
"YAY! Frank and I got the same schedules! Exactly the Same!" Alice said, her face glowing, "Divination, Arithmancy, and Defense Against the Dark Arts for today!"
"I got the same thing as Lily-kins here," James said, pointing at Lily, "Only I have Care of Magical Creatures in place of her double arithmancy."
"SCORE!" Sirius yelled as he punched the air, "Got the same thing as you, Prongsy!"
"I thought you hated Defense Against the Dark Arts," Lily said, looking at James.
"I do," He answered, while putting some scrambled eggs onto his plate, "But I've decided to become and Auror. Therefore, I need D.A.D.A." James smiled and looked up at Lily, "Who would've thought you knew me so well?" He asked with a wink.
Lily just rolled her eyes and looked at Peter and Remus, "How about you two?"
"Ancient Runes, Muggle Studies, and Care of Magical Creatures today," Remus answered looking through his schedule, "How about you, Wormtail?"
Peter looked crestfallen, "Double Potions, Charms, and Defense Against the Dark Arts!" He answered, "I suck at all of them."
"I'm sure you'll survive," Frank said, patting Peter's back, "You survived last year during the O.W.L s!"
"We'd best go," Lily said, checking her watch, "Classes start in five minutes."
They all separated their own ways.
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The whole first class seemed like forever. Lily, Belle, and Ness struggled to stay awake and take notes.
They didn't even learn anything in that class. All they did was discuss the rules. That meant they could pass notes, just as long as the teacher didn't see them. (Let's make this Easy. Lily's notes will be underlined, Belle's will be in italics, and Ness's will be bolded!)
Won't this Day ever end???
Look at the bright side! We get to see one another again!!!
Yeah! At least we can look forward to that.
But think about it! We won't talk that much, due to the homework…
Damn homework.
Why do they curse us with it?
They hate us!
Whatever
So, Lily! You saw Potter's schedule, what classes do you guys have together?
Why would that be important???
So that we know how much time you spend together!!!
We have the two classes today, Potions, Herbiology and history of magic tomorrow, and charms the day after tomorrow
OOH LA LA! GETTING TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOUR BELOVED ARE WE?
Yahoo, Lily!
Shut it.
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"MR. POTTER! MR. BLACK! WILL YOU PLEASE COME DOWN FROM THERE?" Ms. Alkse, the Care of Magical Creatures professor was screaming at the top of her lungs.
"In a bit!" Sirius and James yelled simultaneously.
The two took advantage of the 'flying on the hyppogriff' a bit two far. They were now playing a game which included pushing the opponent off.
"MR. POTTER! MR. BLACK! DETENTIONS FOR THE BOTH OF YOU AND FIVE POINTS FROM GRYFFENDOR! IF YOU STAY UP THERE, THEN EXPECT FIFTY POINTS!" Ms. Alkse yelled, her voice echoing across the school yard.
"Detentions already," Sirius said with a grin.
"Hogwarts record of most detentions, here we come!" James said, making a safe landing. He patted the Hyppogriff, and then gave Sirius a high five.
They both walked over to schedule their detentions, wearing identical smiles.
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Lily cursed herself silently as she came into Tansfiguration, early enough not to get scolded, but late enough to not to find a good seat.
"Yoo-hoo!" She heard a voice call her, "Lily-kins!" She turned around to see the last available seat between James and Sirius.
"Oh, God," She muttered to herself as she made her way there.
"We got detentions," James said with a thumbs up.
"And why would you be happy about that?" She asked, pulling out her Transfiguration Book.
"We're aiming for the most amount of Detentions in Hogwarts History!" Sirius said, wearing a smile as he twiddled his wand (Not that one, for you interesting minded people [me included]) between his fingers.
"Whatever," Lily said as she flipped her hair over her shoulder.
"I'll tell you more about it, if you go out with me," James leaned forward and whispered it into her ear, "Hogsmeade weekend is in two weeks."
"Like I'd ever go with you," Lily said to him, as she pushed his head away.
"Let's begin," Professor McGonnagal said as she came in through the door. Her robes swishing behind her.
Just then, the slytherins that were in that class stood up, and began to dance.
A furious look, identical to Professor McGonnagal's, came across Lily's face as she looked at the two boys on either side of her. Sirius smirked and James winked.
"What are you doing?" Lily fumed. "Stop this at once, before you guys get another detention!"
"That's the plan," James told her. He flicked his wand, and the Slytherin's robes changed into leather bikini's with high cut, high heeled boots. They looked like ugly strippers as they walked to the front of the class, pushing McGonnagal towards the door.
Lily watched them, and her furious expression twitched. 'Please don't laugh! Please, MY GOD, Don't laugh, Lily Evans!' she silently begged herself. She clasped a hand over her mouth, her face reddening from holding in her fits of laughter. The slytherins then paired up in twos. Malfoy and Snape in front, where everyone could see. The pairs held each other close, 'Lily Evans, Don't laugh!'
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'She looks like she's going to laugh any minute!' James thought to himself as he looked at Lily. Her face was reddening, as she put a hand over her mouth.
He made eye contact with Sirius, and they both grinned. Sirius muttered something that caused the slytherins to go up to the front of the class in pairs.
Then, Sirius muttered something so that they-
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The class busted out in uncontrollable laughter.
Lily managed to calm herself and regained her furious expression as the Slytherins danced at the front of the room. It looked like some kind of a screwed up royal ball.
"Stop this at once, James Potter!" She yelled over the laughter, glaring at James.
"On first name basis already, Lily?" He asked. He then ran a hand through his hair, which caused it to go messier again.
"Seriously! Stop this at once!" She yelled, her voice steadily growing louder with each spoken word.
"Go out with me," He said, it was more of a statement then a question.
"Never," She said.
"Okay," He pointed to the front of the class where the Slytherins were dancing. She looked up as he flicked his wand. The next thing you know, Snape and Malfoy were singing a duet of 'Why do birds suddenly appear' in loud and off tune voices.
Lily couldn't take it anymore. She just screamed out in laughter, watching them. When Malfoy sang the line, "Just like me," He moved in closer to Snape.
"They want to be," Snape sang loudly.
"Close to you!" They both sang, and then kissed.
"BLACK! POTTER! DETENTION!"
=End Chapter=