Author: I do not own (most) characters, (a few) phrases, (a lot of) places, (Thousands of) words, ETC
=Chapter 12=
It was a cozy breakfast the next morning. JUST KIDDING! It was an extremely awkward breakfast. Mr. Evans and Mrs. Evans were still there as well as the six young Hogwarts students. Petunia was there with a worried look on her face, hoping that Lily and her friends wouldn't talk about Hogwarts. For her newest boyfriend: Vernon, and his parents were there as well.
"So, Lillian," Mr. Dursley turned to Lily all of a sudden, "I hear you go to a school out of town! Where is it?"
"Actually," Lily's brain raced, "My school is located on an island not well known. It'll be too hard to explain." At the corner of her eye, she saw Petunia sigh.
"Oh! Sounds interesting," Mrs. Dursley complimented, "What do you learn there, exactly?"
"We learn different things," Remus said, seeing as how he and Lily were the main two that knew most the way muggles lived, "For example, we learn about exotic plants if we wish," he referred to Herbology, "or we can make number charts in another class," he talked about arithmancy
"It sounds like a wonderful place," Mr. Dursley commented, "How do you enroll there, exactly?"
Lily and Remus were speechless for this answer. "Actually," James started, taking a fourth helping of eggs, "The school looks you up. If they think you're suitable, they send you a letter!"
This time, both Lily and Petunia gave a quick sigh.
"We must be going," Lily took her plate, "We have a little bit to talk about upstairs. It was very nice to meet you!" She left the room, followed by the other five.
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"I must admit, Potter," Lily fell into her bed, "That was quite a good save!"
James took a seat on a couch between Sirius and Remus, "No pro-"
He got cut off by a large chocolate brown owl that swooped in. It flew around the room, not stopping in front of anyone. Lily tried grabbing the parchment attached to it's leg, but it wouldn't even look at her. Finally, after having Sirius tackle it, Lily grabbed the parchment. Her eyes widened, "It's addressed to Petunia," she said, "Petunia hates everything about the wizarding world! Why would she get something by owl post?"
After letting the owl fly away (with a broken leg) Lily opened the letter and gasped as a few red pills fell onto her bed. Her eyes flashed through the letter as she let out a quick gasp. She threw the letter aside and stormed out the room. Ness took the letter as Belle examined the pills. She read the letter aloud:
"Dear Petunia Evans.
Thank you for your kind gratitude on sending me these pills. Our strategy didn't go as planned, because Potter got in the way. Thank you for the pills, and as we worked out, you won't hear from me again.
Sincerely,
Amos Diggory"
Ness turned to Belle, "are those?"
Belle nodded in response, "Aspirin." she muttered.
"What are you talking about?" Sirius picked up one pill and started a small game of catch with the other two boys.
"These are the pills that Diggory put in Lily's drink at the ball," Ness spat, "The reason Lily is like that is because of a weird allergic reaction."
Sirius tossed the pill in James's direction, but he missed, "So… Petunia gave Diggory the pills?" Belle and Ness nodded, "Lily's SISTER?!" He asked. They nodded again. "She's not going to get away with this. Trust me, she won't. In fact," He picked up all the pills and threw them away, "I have a little plan worked out. It'll last about 1 week, starting tomorrow."
=Day 1=
Belle quietly took Lily to the park. "You okay, Lily?" Belle asked.
"I can't believe she did that," Lily said watching a squirrel cross her path, "She's my sister. I know she hates me but-"
"Just forget it, okay?" Belle said, "Oh, and I wanted to tell you… I have a boyfriend."
Lily's sadness quickly faded, "Really? Who? Is it someone I know?"
"We came here to meet him," Belle walked over, "This is him," she gave a snowman a peck on the cheek."
Lily stifled some laughter, "Belle? That snowman is a snow woman!"
Belle looked at it, "BLOODY CROSS DRESSER!"
Lily burst out into laughter.
Day one: Get Lily happy again: COMPLETE
=Day 2=
James and Sirius walked down Diagon Alley, in which they flooed to at Ness's House: Walking distance from the Evans'. They walked into a joke shop and picked out everything they'd need: a muggle tape recorder that records all the sounds and plays 5 times louder then they're supposed to be, hair dye, and a wizard disposable camera: it takes 1 picture and develops it quickly.
After that, they snuck back into the house as quietly as they could, making sure no one heard or saw them leave.
Day two: Get Supplies: COMPLETE
=Day 3=
Ness woke up at 5:30 AM the next day. She grabbed a quill and parchment and started trailing Petunia. She trailed Petunia for the whole day, making sure she got every thing she does and all the times. It may have been a dull, boring, and a waste of a day, but the day's plan was complete.
Day 3: Know the Enemy's Schedule: COMPLETE
=Day 4=
All the kids but Remus got left behind. He sat down in front of Mr. and Mrs. Evans, "So," he took a glass of tea, "Tell me about Petunia."
"Petunia?" Mrs. Evans gave him an odd look, "What's there to know?"
"Well," Remus thought quickly, "We wanted to get along with Petunia and all, because it's Christmas and all," he took a sip, "And we wanted to know what to get her and what not to get her!"
"Ah," Mr. Evans clapped his hands in merriment, "Well, Petunia hates-"
I can't believe they didn't see through all of this, Remus thought to himself, grinning behind his cup.
Day 4: Know the enemy's weakness: COMPLETE
=Day 5=
Christmas shopping began. Lily led the way to the mall. "She hates coconut covered chocolates. Deathly afraid of dragon flies and lizards. Also she's not very fond of magic." Remus murmured to the other 4 as Lily sung I'm dreaming of a White Christmas ahead of them.
"Roger," the other four said in unison.
Everyone separated. Sirius, and Remus heading towards the pet shop after their Christmas shopping, Ness and Lily heading towards the Candy shop, James and Belle running and flooing to Diagon alley once more.
Day 5: Get the rest of supplies: COMPLETE
=Day 6=
"Petunia takes her shower at 6:00 AM, Lily's at 7:30 AM, Mr. and Mrs. Evans take theirs in a different bathroom," Ness whispered to Belle, Sirius, Remus and James. Lily was taking her shower, "After that, Petunia goes to Vernon's house for about 3 hours after breakfast. She always leaves at 11," Ness looked through her notes, "Then she goes and has lunch at the mall with some friends and stays to watch a movie. Movie usually ends at 4:00. She then goes to the Library and studies for 3 hours. At 8, she heads home," Ness finished, "She then takes a rest until-"
"We know what happens then," James said, "Does she look around her room or something?"
"No, she just goes to the closet and picks out a pair of pajamas. She dresses and notices nothing else." Ness answered looking through her notes again.
"Perfect," James put the supplies under the sheets of the marauders' guest room, "You guys know what to do now, right?"
"Yeah," the rest said in unison.
They all took turns to keep Lily distracted as they set their plan up.
Day 6: Prank Takes Place: COMPLETE
=Day 7=
Lily awoke by a scream from Petunia's room. Everyone rushed there where a snake slithered out and dragon flies flew around merrily. It was all coming out of 4 smoking cauldrons surrounding her bed. They opened the window to let everything out, "Just go and take your shower, Petunia, Darling," Mrs. Evans patted her daughter, "Look, Lily's already done," Lily walked in, trying not to laugh at the sight of her sister.
"Yes, mum," Petunia sniffed and made her way towards the bathroom.
Everyone went downstairs for breakfast. Half an hour later, a scream came from upstairs. Petunia down, her hair died a hot pink shade, "THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY SHAMPOO! I KNOW YOU FREAKS DID THIS!" Petunia pointed the six who were laughing.
"Petunia, calm down!" Mr. Evans said, "These children have done nothing wrong. They were here, or out for the whole time they were here."
"BUT-"
"But nothing," he got up, "I have to get ready for work. By the time I get downstairs, I want you, Petunia, to have calmed down."
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"Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Evans for your kind gratitude," Ness and Belle said together, "We really appreciate letting us stay here for these two weeks."
"No problem," Mrs. Evans said, "Lily, James, Remus, and Sirius, please take them back to their home."
"No probs, Mrs. E," Sirius replied as they left.
Mr. and Mrs. Evans sat down at the table after they all left. Petunia was upstairs cleaning her room, and dying her hair back. At the middle of the dinner table was a tape and a package. On it was a note that read:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Evans:
Once again, thank you for kind gratitude. Attached is a package with a tape. Do not open package during or after the tape. Open it before the tape. Also, this is a picture taken with a wizard camera. Don't be afraid if the people move. THANK YOU!
--Ness and Belle
The two adults walked over to the tape player and opened the package. It was a picture of Vernon sneaking into Petunia's room through the window. They looked at each other and played the tape. Suddenly, Petunia's moans filled the room. She was screaming things like, "YOU ARE THE MASTER," or, "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?!"
The turned off the tape and yelled simultaneously, "PETUNIA! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!"
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"What were you guys doing?" Lily asked looking through her friends.
"What are you talkin' 'bout, Lils?" Ness asked as a snow flake fell on her.
"Oh, please! I'm not that dense!" she laughed.
"Just something to your sister," Sirius answered as another snowflake fell, "She deserves it after that whole thing with Diggory," he spat.
She smiled kindly at them, "Thanks… but… err… what did you do?"
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James explained everything. A small smile quirked the end of Lily's lips. Soon she was laughing. "Thanks," she managed to say.
James looked up at the snowflakes that were falling, "No pr-" A snowball hit him square in the mouth. He looked at Lily, "Evans, you are going to pay."
"Yeah. Right," she said slowly and threw another snowball his way. He ducked and it hit Ness, "Sorry Ne-" She ducked at a snowball coming from her best friend, and It hit Sirius. He threw a snowball towards Ness, but she threw a snowball at the same time. The collided into each other, causing the two people under them, Remus and Belle, to get covered in snow.
"SNOWBALL FIGHT!" They all said in unison. Soon the rest of the kids in the street, known by Ness, Lily, and Belle, joined in, causing them to have a complete war. This was going to be the best winter break ever.
=End Chapter=
Author: GAH! This was a long chapter! Oh well, I hope you liked it. Sorry that the days for the master plan were so short, There was a show I really wanted to watch coming in about 10 minutes. Oh well. THANKS TO THE REVIEWERS! Oh, and now that you've read, REVIEW! No flames please! PS: There's a note for all readers at the bottom of my notes to the reviewers
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