The Surprise Inside
By: HitokiriBattoasaiess who is thinking about how funny this will be!
Hello happy friends! ^__^ My brother says that cuz he is a huge Soujiro fan. Anyway, this is a one-shot based on a Fairly Oddparents episode. If you watch a lot you should know which one I mean by the titile. Also, if your mind is squeaky-clean, you might not get this. Lastly, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin; Ed, Edd, n' Eddy; The Fairly Oddparents; or the space station. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________ One day Kenshin opened a box of Chunky Puffs *first cereal that comes to my mind* and found a furry living thing-a-bobber inside.
Kenhsin: Hey look a fuzzy thing! Isn't it cute! I love you! *hugs, fuzzy thing*
Kaoru: *has heard Kenshin* Kenshin! What did you find in the cereal box?!
Sano: *heard them* Cereal box whores?
Kenshin: Um, no Sano. _Sano: Awww, man. *leaves sadly*
Kaoru: So, what is it? _Kenshin: Oh, sorry to worry you, Kaoru-dono but it is a cute fuzzy thing!
Kaoru: Oh. Don't get to carried away, Kenshin. I'm going to the market.
Kenshin: Arigatou, Kaoru-dono! *Kaoru leaves and he hugs the fuzzy thing* You're so cute!
Fuzzy Thing, I know they have a name in the show, but I forgot it: Rrrrrr. Must take over Earth! *attacks Kenshin*
Kenshin: NO! Stop it or I'll spank you with the zanbato! *zanbato appears out of nowhere and Kenshin smacks fuzzy thing with it.
Sano: *overhearing* KENSHIN! _Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: Your spanking your thing and it's fuzzy?! *I hope you get this humor*
Kenshin: Um, yes.
Sano: AAAAAHHHHHHH! KENSHIN'S THING IS FUZZY AND HE'S SPANKING IT!!! YOU HAD BETTER WASH MY ZANBATO KENSHIN!!!
Kenshin: Um, okay Sano. *Sano runs to the other side of the world*
~ the other side of the world ~ *Sano appears*
Ed: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Fuzzy things! _Sano: AAAAHHHH! *goes to space*
~ space ~
Astronaut: Hey, look what came out of that box, a fuzzy thing! _Sano: NOOO! *disintegrates*
~ Kamiya Dojo ~
Kenshin: Why are you attacking me! *begins to hug thing, it dies of being choked* Weird. Oh, well I'll make you a grave.
Soujiro: *pearing down into a cereal box* Fuzzy thing!
Sano: *assuming he's pearing into his pants* NOOOOO!
Soujiro: I'll kill it! *kills fuzzy thing*
~ the other side of the world ~
Ed: NOO! COME BACK FUZZY THING! *fuzzy things have died because Ed reeks* ____________________________________________________________________________ __________ That's all I've got time for bye. Please review! I have to go now cuz I'm at school. Also, I know the fuzzy things come out of Invader Os, but Chunky Puffs came to mind first. Maybe they changed the cereal to get away from Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda?
Hello happy friends! ^__^ My brother says that cuz he is a huge Soujiro fan. Anyway, this is a one-shot based on a Fairly Oddparents episode. If you watch a lot you should know which one I mean by the titile. Also, if your mind is squeaky-clean, you might not get this. Lastly, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin; Ed, Edd, n' Eddy; The Fairly Oddparents; or the space station. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________ One day Kenshin opened a box of Chunky Puffs *first cereal that comes to my mind* and found a furry living thing-a-bobber inside.
Kenhsin: Hey look a fuzzy thing! Isn't it cute! I love you! *hugs, fuzzy thing*
Kaoru: *has heard Kenshin* Kenshin! What did you find in the cereal box?!
Sano: *heard them* Cereal box whores?
Kenshin: Um, no Sano. _Sano: Awww, man. *leaves sadly*
Kaoru: So, what is it? _Kenshin: Oh, sorry to worry you, Kaoru-dono but it is a cute fuzzy thing!
Kaoru: Oh. Don't get to carried away, Kenshin. I'm going to the market.
Kenshin: Arigatou, Kaoru-dono! *Kaoru leaves and he hugs the fuzzy thing* You're so cute!
Fuzzy Thing, I know they have a name in the show, but I forgot it: Rrrrrr. Must take over Earth! *attacks Kenshin*
Kenshin: NO! Stop it or I'll spank you with the zanbato! *zanbato appears out of nowhere and Kenshin smacks fuzzy thing with it.
Sano: *overhearing* KENSHIN! _Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: Your spanking your thing and it's fuzzy?! *I hope you get this humor*
Kenshin: Um, yes.
Sano: AAAAAHHHHHHH! KENSHIN'S THING IS FUZZY AND HE'S SPANKING IT!!! YOU HAD BETTER WASH MY ZANBATO KENSHIN!!!
Kenshin: Um, okay Sano. *Sano runs to the other side of the world*
~ the other side of the world ~ *Sano appears*
Ed: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Fuzzy things! _Sano: AAAAHHHH! *goes to space*
~ space ~
Astronaut: Hey, look what came out of that box, a fuzzy thing! _Sano: NOOO! *disintegrates*
~ Kamiya Dojo ~
Kenshin: Why are you attacking me! *begins to hug thing, it dies of being choked* Weird. Oh, well I'll make you a grave.
Soujiro: *pearing down into a cereal box* Fuzzy thing!
Sano: *assuming he's pearing into his pants* NOOOOO!
Soujiro: I'll kill it! *kills fuzzy thing*
~ the other side of the world ~
Ed: NOO! COME BACK FUZZY THING! *fuzzy things have died because Ed reeks* ____________________________________________________________________________ __________ That's all I've got time for bye. Please review! I have to go now cuz I'm at school. Also, I know the fuzzy things come out of Invader Os, but Chunky Puffs came to mind first. Maybe they changed the cereal to get away from Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda?