Author: I do not own anything in this fic including (Some) characters, (a few) phrases, (most) words, ETC

=Chapter 17=

"Are you safe? Will it work?" Sirius ran up to James, Remus and Peter following closely behind.

James was about to answer when someone behind him asked, "Will what work?" They turned to look behind him, and saw Lily. She looked at James, "You know you can't do anything against school rules now that you're head boy, "You may have that badge, but that doesn't give you the right to have the rest of the school year detention-free."

Ignoring Lily, James turned back to his friends, "No… They didn't give me the privilege. I asked them as soon as I found out."

Lily looked at all of their sunken faces, "What are you talking about?"

"Nothing, nothing," James answered leaving her behind as he and his friends walked off.

Ever since the boys found out they weren't allowed to go into the girls dormitory, all the boys' goal is to get into the girls dormitory. James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter were all hoping that this year, maybe James would be able to surpass the boys' goal as Head Boy. Sadly, he wasn't allowed to-

"We're going in," James said finally after their walking in silence.

"And how are we going to do that? Those stairs began to change into that freaking slide because of a little incident in fourth year, if you don't remember," Remus reminded them of the incident.

"We'll find a way," James answered, "But first, we gotta examine."

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"So… You're going to be sleeping with the guys for about a week in the Gryffindor tower?" Lily asked.

"Yeah," James answered taking a pillow.

"IT'S ALL MINE!" Lily began to sing. She ran into her room yelling, "YEE-HAW!"

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"So how are we going to do this again?" Peter asked for the umpteenth time.

"All we have to do is look for some entrances other than the staircase." James, Remus, and Sirius answered simultaneously.

They stood in silence as they took the different things that they'd need (Broomstick, wand, jacket, ETC) when Peter broke the silence again, "How are we going to do this again?"

"By shutting up," Remus answered. Sirius and James looked in surprise at their usually calm friend, "He's been asking that for the past 6 hours!" he said in his defense.

"I agree with my friend here," Sirius laughed throwing his arm around Remus.

"You don't have to come with us, Wormtail," James said patting his friend on the back. "You don't have to come as we run through the meadows of women in their pajamas."

James, Sirius, and Remus kicked off out the window, leaving their annoying friend behind.

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"I found a loose spot in the roof," Sirius sang as he caught up with James and Remus, "It leads to a passage that I thought I'd take with you guys."

"Good job," James said, giving his friend a high five, "Lead the way."

They flew over to the roof and landed. Walking to a spot that would be directly between the Girls' and Guys' dorm, Sirius took out his wand, and tapped the spot. That part of the roof disappeared leading to a pitch black passage.

"Padfoot, if this leads us to the Guys' Bathroom, I'll personally tape a note on your face that says, 'I want some man action,' and push you in singing It's raining men." Remus said as he securely put his broom down and took out his wand. "Lumos," he whispered as the tip lit up (A/N: Is it just me, or did that part sound kinda… ah… never mind).

James and Sirius followed suit. On the count of three (Said by James) they jumped in. Remus and James singing, "It's raining men."

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"Damn! How long is this passage?" James asked after five minutes? An hour? They lost track of all time. "Ouch," James just ran into something solid- a tapestry.

"What's up?" Remus asked after seeing how James stopped walking.

"I think we just reached the end," James answered getting ready to push the tapestry aside.

"Hold it," Sirius said, pulling James away, "Why do you get to move it aside? We all want to get a good view of this!"

Moving so they were uncomfortably side by side, they each put a hand on the tapestry and pushed it aside.

THEY WERE IN THE GIRLS DORMITORY…

…And standing face to face with the Head Girl. Her arms were crossed over her chest, and she was tapping her foot like she does when she's in a stormy mood, but she didn't look angry.

"Would you like to come out of there?" She asked in a sweet voice.

"No, we're fine just standing here," James answered in an identical sweet voice.

"Maybe you just haven't learned from the incident in fourth yeah," a voice said. Professor McGonnagal stepped out from behind Lily. She looked absolutely furious, "Messrs. Potter, Lupin, and Black. Would you kindly step out from behind there?"

They did as they were told.

"Whose Idea was it to go in through there?" McGonnagal asked.

"We found it while we were playing Quidditch. The Quafffle flew back here on accident-" Sirius began to lie before he got interrupted.

"A weeks worth of Detentions for each of you, and if 100 points from Gryffindor," Professor McGonnagal said quickly before turning to James, "And you Mr. Potter. Are you familiar with the muggle sport Baseball?" He nodded his head, "Well three strikes and you're out. Meaning if you do two greater than, or equal to the act you have committed tonight, your head badge will be taken away."

There was a ringing silence when everything seemed to stop.

Professor McGonnagal broke it, "Lupin, Black! Go back to your dorm. Girls, get back to sleep. Potter, Evans, Go back to the Heads' tower, and will you all get a good nights sleep already? Honestly. I thought he learned in fourth year."

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"What was Professor McGonnagal talking about? About in fourth year?" Lily asked after they got back to the tower.

He turned back as if ready to answer but shook his head, "No… It's nothing. Good night, Lily." He said before walking up into his room.

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*Flashback to fourth year*

"Admit it, James! You're head over heels in Evans!" Remus laughed.

"You could have any girl in the school but you still choose Evans! Are you Crazy or something?!" Sirius asked. (A/N: They aren't animagi yet [If I remember correctly, they become angamagi in the end of fifth year, and they couldn't make the marauders map until they have their nicknames yet])

"Why don't you just kiss her already, and get over this little fourth year crush of yours?" Peter asked before chugging down his pumpkin juice.

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1:00 AM. The thought of what Peter said still rang in James's head. Careful not to wake anyone up, he snuck out of the boys' dorm and towards the girls'. He looked at each of the four poster beds until he saw the sleeping figure of Lillian Evans.

'Just kiss her already and get over this little fourth year crush of yours!'

"It'll help me get over it," He thought to himself. Leaning his head towards her sleeping figure, he gave up his first kiss, and stole hers. Waiting a minute before pulling his head back he muttered, "Damn…"

'Just kiss her already and get over this little fourth year crush of yours!'

"Get over this crush," He stood up and continued to look down at her, "Liar."

Taking out his wand and transfiguring a teacup next to her bed into a pillow with a lily flower on it, he tucked it right next to her before-

"Potter!" Professor McGonnagal caught him, "What are you doing here?"

So he did the only thing a sane person would do-

Run.

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*End Flashback*

Lily decided just to ignore whatever they were talking about. After brushing her teeth, flossing, changing into her PJs, and brushing her hair, Lily laid down in her bed next to her stuffed cow named Mu Mu, and a pillow with a lily-flower on it that appeared next to her in fourth year.

=End Chapter=

Author: This story plot was all thanks to my sister (I'm talking about this chapter) because It was a challenge from her: Thank you sis!

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