Part 56
"Mulder, this isn't how I envisioned spending a week on a deserted island", says Scully.
"Like I knew *this* was going to happen", replies Mulder.
Tied back to back to a pole the two agents wait helplessly for their fate. Staring at the woodpile surrounding the pole Scully bites her lip. "Seriously Mulder, how are we going to get out of this?"
"You're asking me? I've run out of ideas", sighs Mulder closing his eyes and leaning his head back in frustration.
"Oh come on, what happened to how resourceful we are?", asks Scully. "Think. Do you have any hidden weapons?"
"No", replies Mulder.
"Do you think you can untie yourself?"
"No."
"Are you giving up?"
"Yes."
"Mulder!!!! Snap out of it and start untying my hands. I'll untie yours", says Scully.
"That could take *all* day", replies Mulder.
"You obviously don't have a better answer", says Scully shifting to reach Mulder's knotted hands.
"That is true", says Mulder starting to work on Scully's knots.
"You should have told Skinner where we were going, now look at us. We'll be lucky if we don't end up being shish-ka-bob Mulder", says Scully.
"Maybe they listen to the Doors", replies Mulder looking over his shoulder at her.
"Why?", asks Scully frowning.
"Their favorite song must be "Baby, Come and Light My Fire", replies Mulder. "Actually its mine too, but for other obvious reasons."
"Mulder, I've almost got your knots untied. How about mine? Are you working on mine or are you dallying?", asks Scully.
"Actually, I'm concentrating on something", replies Mulder as he starts to frantically work on Scully's ties.
"It better be on the knots Mulder", says Scully.
"Actually its on trying not to make my panicked face as I watch our not native but not *alien* friends heading this way with a large torch", says Mulder his voice shaking slightly.
"OH MY GOD!", says Scully finally getting Mulder's hands free. "Do something now, before we're burned alive!"
"Does screaming count?", asks Mulder.
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Earlier but leading up to present:
Skinner had awaken first to find the Lone Gunmen snoring away. He quickly searches the agents luggage and is disheartened to find both of their weapons. As he pulls Scully's gun out of her bag a bikini top comes out tangled in the holster. He frowns as he stuffs it back into the bag. Walking over to the Gunmen he kicks Frohike in the foot.
"Come on guys lets go!" Frohike slowly opens his eyes and then pokes Byers in the shoulder and hits Langly in the head. The other two come awake almost instantly and sit up.
"What time is it?", groans Langly looking at his watch.
"Its about six fifteen and its time to hit the trail", says Skinner. "We've got to find Mulder and Scully now, because they didn't come back last night. What I found this morning really concerns me. I found their weapons." He holds up the two guns. "Seeing as we don't know what we're going to run into, I'm going to entrust them to only TWO of you." He hands Byers Mulder's gun. "This is Mulder's gun. When we're sure he is okay you are to give it back to him immediately, understand?" Byers nods quickly. "And this is against my better judgment, but given the alternative", Skinner glances at Langly. "I'm giving Scully's gun to Frohike. Don't drool on it."
Frohike holds it like its the most delicate chinaware. "I get to use my beautiful Dana's gun? I'm speechless."
"You are reminded like Byers that once Scully is found you are to immediately return her weapon to her", says Skinner. "These are bureau issued weapons and not the agents' personal property. Be careful of your conduct with them as Mulder and Scully will be accountable for whatever you do with them."
"Yes Sir", replies Byers. "We will be responsible. You can count on us."
"I wouldn't want Dana to get in trouble for something I did", says Frohike carefully putting the gun in the waistband of his shorts.
"That includes shooting yourself, although I can see where Scully would find it tempting", says Skinner. "Now lets go."
"What, no breakfast?", asks Langly.
"No time for that", replies Skinner.
Half an hour later as they walk through the jungle they encounter a horrible odor. As they walk further a large pile of leaves block their path.
"It smells like something died", says Langly. "Oh my God! Its dead bodies!", he yells as he sees a sneakered foot sticking out from under the leaves. Skinner cautiously approaches the pile. He bites his lip as he kneels down next to it and fights the nausea that threatens to cause him embarrassment. Thinking maybe that Scully and Mulder truly won't be coming back with them in the condition he expected he quickly flips aside several leaves. The bodies of two beheaded men in a badly decomposed state are revealed. Skinner covers his nose and mouth and looks up at the Gunmen. "Its not them. Its two men and I can tell from their stature that neither one of them is Mulder." He gets up and looks down the path. "I don't know how long they've been here, but something tells me that the agents found them and apparently covered them with these leaves. The problem was that someone decided to take their heads first."
"Gross", says Langly.
Just then they hear a scream. Skinner jumps up and looks at the Gunmen. "Did that sound like Scully screaming?", asks Skinner.
"Actually it sounded more like Mulder", says Byers.
"You're right......it did sound like a girlie scream", says Skinner as the three of them run down the trail towards the sound of the scream.
Part 57
"Mulder, that scream was, was unnatural", says Scully.
"It worked didn't it?", replies Mulder motioning to the all but two natives running away from them. Unfortunately, the one with the torch is not one of them. He walks slowly toward the agents.
"Get the hell away from us you masochistic freak", says Mulder kicking at the ropes binding his ankles.
"You aren't going to get away with this so easily", says Scully. "We are federal agents........federal agents just don't disappear. Someone is bound to miss us."
"Trust me, no one ever forgets about us. They are constantly checking up on our whereabouts. I'm just surprised we haven't been audited yet. Anyone know where I can pawn a Rolex?", says Mulder.
"Prepare to die", replies the alien bounty hunter removing his mask before lighting the pyre. The fire starts to burn brightly before he steps away.
"Bend your knees and try to untie yourself", says Mulder quickly reaching for his ankles.
"Mulder, this isn't working', says Scully becoming panicked.
"Of course its going to work", says Mulder getting one foot free. He turns his body so he faces the pole. Getting his other foot free he uses the rope as a foothold. "Lean back and hold onto the pole while I untie you", says Mulder. A minute later one foot is free and she turns to hug the pole too.
"Good work Mulder", says Scully looking at him. "Now whats the rest of the plan?"
"What plan? Who said I had a plan?", says Mulder. Scully's mouth drops open. She whimpers as the flames lick at her sneaker.
"You didn't have a plan? All the situations you've ever gotten us out of and you stop here?", asks Scully.
"You want to jump for it?", asks Mulder motioning to the four foot wide fire blazing around them.
"Mulder, we're going to die aren't we?", asks Scully softly. Her mouth trembling slightly.
"I.....I.....I don't know Scully", replies Mulder his voice cracking.
"How touching", says the alien bounty hunter. "Say your good-byes now before you get to watch each other die."
"Shut up you sonofa......", yells Mulder.
"Mulder, stop yelling at the bounty hunter and look at me", says Scully.
Mulder turns and looks at her in the eye. "We may not make it Mulder and I want you to know that despite your feelings about being a loser, etc. you are not. You are the most wonderful man I know and I'm just sorry that it has to end this way. I thought maybe that someday.....well you know", says Scully choking on her own tears.
Mulder bites his lip before speaking. "Scully, you're the best thing that the FBI has ever given me. There is only one thing besides escaping that I would wish for right now, and that would be my gun so I could shoot myself before I saw you in any pain. Pain that I caused you." He glances away.
"Mulder.....", says Scully.
"No I mean it Scully, I would have liked to think that someday, well someday you and I could like um.....make our nicknames really official."
"Spooky and Starbuck?", asks Scully confused.
"No Mr. and Mrs. Spooky.......actually Mr. and Mrs. Mulder", says Mulder raising his eyes to hers.
"Mulder, are you saying what I think you're saying? That you would have asked me to ......", asks Scully blinking back more tears.
"Marry me", winces Mulder as the flame starts to tease his pant leg.
"Mulder.....", says Scully.
"Well?", asks Mulder.
"What?", asks Scully. "Are you in pain?"
"Yes, but I'm not dying until you give me an answer. Would you have said yes if I ever asked you to marry me?"
"Of course I would", replies Scully letting go with one hand and pulling his lips to hers.
"What the f*** are you doing!", screams Skinner to the two natives standing near the pole. The one with the torch turns and runs leaving one standing there in confusion. Skinner raises his gun to shoot the native.
"NO! Skinner don't shoot him", yells Mulder cringing from the fire. "His blood is........!"
"His blood is on the ground", yells Skinner firing a round into the native. The native falls to the ground as the Lone Gunmen run to the pole. Removing their jackets they start to beat out the flames.
"Its not working!", yells Byers. "Grab that huge tub of water over there!" Langly and Frohike run and grab the tub. Struggling, they carry it over to the fire and throw it. The fire deadens to a smolter before it goes out. Weakly Mulder jumps to the ground. Turning to help Scully he is stopped by Skinner.
"What the hell are you two doing on this island?", he questions.
Scully meanwhile has started to slide down the pole, but loses her balance. She falls into Frohike's waiting arms.
"My beautiful Dana, are you all right?", asks Frohike.
"I'm fine, now get your paws off of me", says Scully with a glare. "And why are you wearing my gun?"
Part 58
"What the hell are you doing on this island? Its a classified location Agent Mulder, you know better than that", hisses Skinner as he pulls him along by the arm. He stops several yards away from the Lone Gunmen who are standing over Scully who is examining the dead "alien native".
"I didn't know it was classified. I only knew it had some wild tales attached to it. With all due respect Sir I don't know why you are so upset.", replies Mulder glancing over at Scully. "Scully! Don't touch him. You know about their blood, its like acid. Remember your shoes that time." She glances over her shoulder.
"Mulder......I don't know how to tell you this, but.....", she starts to say.
"But what?", Mulder asks as he quickly walks up behind her.
"He appears to be just a normal person Mulder. There is no....green blood and its not toxic, at least not that I con tell."
"Thats impossible! I know what I saw...what we saw Scully. That native was alien just yesterday.", yells Mulder pointing at the dead figure that Scully kneels next to. "I want a full autopsy and report as soon as you can do it."
"Mulder, we're out here in the middle of the jungle. I don't have any of my autopsy equipment with me. The last thing I expected was for you to ask me to do that on this trip."
"Damn it, we'll never find out the truth this way", says Mulder turning away to find himself face to face with Skinner.
"If you so much as go home and say a word of what you have seen here, I'll have you written up so fast you'll wish you never came home. Do you understand?", yells Skinner.
"Sometimes I wonder why I bother going to work anyway", replies Mulder. "I'm running into a brick wall every turn I take. Its like being in a maze and never being given the chance to get out."
"Are you asking for a chance to get out? Permanently?", asks Skinner. "Because if thats what you want I can arrange it. Do you know how many people apply to the FBI Academy every year? Approximately 35,000. Those that graduate covet the positions that are available. Most are shipped out to small field offices destined to investigate small cases that the local police just can't handle. Those that are the top of their class are asked to join our federal headquarters team, but you already know that because you were one of those *chosen* few that showed promise. The problem is that you aren't showing any promise lately. You've only been causing the bureau a lot of embarrassment and financial burden. I've had it and my superiors have given me the green light, so let me make this clear Mulder. One more screwup and you are out the door, with all your books, slides and posters following you. I've got a lot of promising young agents out there that are capable of taking direction that I can pair with Agent Scully. I just hope that Scully hasn't been totally influenced by you. She protects you and thats bad for her career, you know that. So next time you decide to come up with a plan like this, think of her and what you are doing to her future. One more chance Mulder and thats it. I just got an application on my desk this week. An ex-cop, his name is Doggett and I could see where he and Scully would make a good team. Think about it."
"I'll try harder Sir, I wouldn't want the bureau wasting the government's money on any celebration parties that I got fired", replies Mulder. Skinner starts to walk away, but turns when he hears Mulder's voice. "And Sir, I know Scully better than anyone else. She would *not* want a new partner. I may not be able to influence her, but we do effect each others lives in.......small ways. She wouldn't go along with it, so unless you want to lose two agents you may as well accept me the way I am. Scully has."
"One more chance Mulder", replies Skinner walking toward Scully.
Mulder sighs and walks up to the Lone Gunmen. "How did you find us?", he asks Byers.
"We hacked into your computer", says Byers handing Mulder his gun. "Between the search for Holiday Inn's in Hawaii and the phone message from Craig we had it pretty figured out."
"And I thought I hadn't left any clues", says Mulder. "My computer? Really? How did you get Internet access without my....."
"Password", asks Langly.
"Yeah", says Mulder sheepishly.
"I just guessed", says Byers. "Its a pretty common one after all", he glances at Frohike.
"Now Scully's, that was harder to crack", says Langly.
"Really? Whats Scully's password?", asks Mulder crossing his arms across his chest and leaning back.
"FROHIKE#1", replies Frohike quickly.
"What?", says Mulder frowning. "That doesn't seem right."
"Thats what it is", says Frohike holding up his hands. "I can't help it that she finds me irresistible. Dana is"
"Dana is what?", says Scully walking up and wiping her hands off on Skinner's handkerchief.
"Dana is so resourceful and brave", says Frohike quickly averting his eyes.
"Frohike here just told me your computer password Scully, and frankly I'm a little surprised", say Mulder.
Scully turns a slight shade of red. "Well I never thought you would find out Mulder. Its not like I let you log on using my name. Are you really that surprised?"
"Well yeah, I thought it would be more like AUTOPSY4ME or something like that. I never thought that your password would reveal true feelings about yourself."
"My password is private Mulder, and just because I chose to use.....SpookyLover, doesn't mean that my world revolves around you. Now I'm going to have to change it", says Scully. "Besides, yours is TRUSTNO1 and obviously I should take that to heart." She glares at the Lone Gunmen. "I can only guess how you found that out."
"Your password is what?", asks Mulder with his mouth hanging open he stares at Frohike.
"Um, I have to go show Skinner something we found", says Scully quickly walking toward him.
"Scully, my password was TRUSTNO1, then I switched it to TRUSTSCULLY, but you want to know it now?"
"Frankly, no Mulder I wouldn't", says Scully still walking. "Remember where we are. Sir! Can I speak to you a moment? Agent Mulder found something over near this clearing which I think you should see." Skinner and Scully walk away from the village and into some nearby trees.
"What is she showing him", asks Langly.
"A pile of skulls", says Mulder. "*Victims* of my lost alien tribe. I had evidence, and it just slipped through my fingers. "Scully still doesn't believe that they were alien. Every time we encounter something that will prove to her that I'm right she misses it. She is either asleep, unconscious, hurt, looking the other way or otherwise indisposed. Will she ever see anything or am I destined to always see it alone?"
Byers chuckles and slaps Mulder on the back. Just then there is a huge rumbling sound and Mulder and the Gunmen turn to the direction of the volcano.
"Oh my God! Its erupting", yells Langly. He grabs onto Frohike's arm.
"We've got to save Dana!", screams Frohike as they run toward where Scully and Skinner had left them behind.
"Wait for me", says Byers following.
Mulder waits for a moment as he looks toward the volcano and thats when he sees it. An alien space ship has taken off out of the volcano and hovers a moment before slowly passing over him.
"Scully! Scully! You've got to see this", he yells frantically as he watches the ship move farther and farther away. "Damn it Scully, where are you! Get your a** out here!" Finally after several moments Scully runs out.
"Mulder, whats wrong?!", she asks as she runs up beside him. He takes her chin in his hand and pushes her face to the sky.
"That! Do you see it? Its up there Scully, an alien spaceship. It just took off out of the volcano."
Scully looks up and sees a speck in the distance. "Mulder, I can't see anything. Its too far away." Mulder covers his eyes with his hand and shakes his head. "Mulder, its unrealistic. You know that. You've been under a lot of stress lately."
"Does Antarctica mean anything to you?", he asks.
Scully looks again and says, "You're right Mulder it is something. Its a helicopter. I bet its Craig coming to pick us up."
Skinner and the Lone Gunmen join them. "Lets go get your gear and get off this island", says Skinner.
The group head to the cave to pick up the gear. They then head to the beach where Craig awaits.
Part 69
That evening:
"Hey AD, thanks for letting us go to a real Hawaiian luau before we go home", says Langly drinking another pineapple drink.
"Remember your tab isn't getting covered", warns Skinner sitting cross-legged between Langly and Byers. Frohike stands in line for roasted pork. "I never got a chance to thank you guys for backing me up. I'll have to say that I couldn't have done it alone. Mulder and Scully are real lucky to have you as friends. Thats off the record."
"Thanks Mr. Skinner", says Byers. "We're here anytime you may need us."
Frohike comes over and sits down with two plates. "You're eating all that food?", asks Byers as Langly starts to pick a piece of fruit off it. Frohike swats his hand away.
"No, this isn't all for me. I took the liberty of making up a dish for Dana. Where is she?" He starts to crane his neck looking for her through the crowd of people. Byers and Langly give each other a sideways glance.
"You know Frohike they're going to have the hula dancers on soon. I wouldn't go wasting any time looking for Dana, she'll turn up eventually", says Byers.
"Yeah, I'm sure she will. I still have her gun", says Frohike. He bites his lip and glances away as Skinner holds out his hand for the weapon. He then puts it in his pocket.
Meanwhile on the beach:
The two agents sit on Mulder's Indian blanket.
"You know Mulder, that was a real close one. I can't remember when we've ever been that close to not making it out alive", says Scully.
Mulder sighs. "Yeah, I wasn't holding out for any miracles, but we got one Scully. Leave it to Skinner to figure out what was going on. You know how he figured out our vacation requests weren't legit?" Scully shakes her head. "He compared our signatures and realized I had forged yours. He even called in Lisa from handwriting analysis for her opinion. Langly told me Frohike panicked when he found our little April Fool's prop that we were going to use on Skinner last year, remember the fake marriage certificate signed by the King?"
"Yes, I can't believe you ever talked me into that and now we owe Craig more money because he says we misled him on the discount. He said even if Elvis was alive we'd need two witnesses to sign it and its not valid."
She glances up at the full moon and stars. "The stars are beautiful tonight Mulder."
"That they are Scully", replies Mulder. "But not as much as you."
"Mulder", says Scully blushing slightly.
"I have something for ya", he says getting a little box out of his pocket.
"Mulder, you don't have to give me anything", says Scully. "We were not ourselves, we thought we were going to die and we got emotional. You don't need to act on false promises."
"What? I can't give the woman I love a present? This political correctness crap is for the birds Scully", replies Mulder holding it under her nose.
"Okay, just give me the damn present", says Scully swiping it out of his hand and opening it.
"Mulder, its beautiful", says Scully looking at the gold pineapple necklace in her hand.
"It opens", says Mulder nervously as he helps her with the clasp. She nearly laughs when she sees his picture inside.
"Mulder, this looks like your FBI ID photo", says Scully.
"Actually its my driver's license photo", jokes Mulder.
"That is so sweet Mulder", says Scully leaning over and giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Theres more Scully", says Mulder closing it. "This isn't a zirconia Scully." He points at the gem that is embedded on the front of the locket. "*That* is for when we feel we're ready to take the next step. See there is a significance to the pineapple. The pineapple is a symbol of welcome and you've welcomed me into your heart. I want you to wear this knowing that you are near to mine. When the time is right we'll pick out the setting together. " He then unclasps the necklace and puts it around her neck.
"Mulder that was the most romantic thing I have ever heard", says Scully leaning in as Mulder kisses her. She leans back and stares at him. "You know we haven't even gone out on a first date yet."
"We'll have to remedy that when we get home", says Mulder. "I vote we see that new Alien movie and get some sushi." Scully scrunches up her nose in disgust.
"Mulder..."
"Oh right, how about Olive Garden and we can go see that new movie, that chick flick with Minnie Driver in it."
"That sounds a little more normal", says Scully. "Not to say I won't compromise and watch something you want to once in a while."
"Who would have guessed it Scully", says Mulder.
"Guessed what?", asks Scully linking her arm through his.
"That you would fall for me", says Mulder.
"Hey you fell for me first", says Scully insistently.
"You liked me before we even started working together", says Mulder.
"You checked out my a** the first day I walked in your office. I *saw* you so don't even say you didn't", says Scully laughing.
"I deny everything", says Mulder. "All right I confess."
"Are we going to bicker for the rest of our lives?", asks Scully.
"If we want our lives to be interesting we will", says Mulder. "Now where would you like to go on vacation?"
"A real vacation?", asks Scully suspiciously.
"Well, I thought we could kill two birds with one stone", says Mulder. "I would love to check out Transylvania. I hear the scenery is really beautiful and there are a lot of educational museums which I am *sure* you would enjoy Scully." He looks at her and starts to grin.
"Mulder...", says Scully.
Just then they hear Frohike somewhere yelling. "Dana? Dana, where are you? I've fixed a plate for you!"
"He has no clue does he", asks Scully.
"No, and lets keep it that way......for now", says Mulder kissing her again.
The End.
"Mulder, this isn't how I envisioned spending a week on a deserted island", says Scully.
"Like I knew *this* was going to happen", replies Mulder.
Tied back to back to a pole the two agents wait helplessly for their fate. Staring at the woodpile surrounding the pole Scully bites her lip. "Seriously Mulder, how are we going to get out of this?"
"You're asking me? I've run out of ideas", sighs Mulder closing his eyes and leaning his head back in frustration.
"Oh come on, what happened to how resourceful we are?", asks Scully. "Think. Do you have any hidden weapons?"
"No", replies Mulder.
"Do you think you can untie yourself?"
"No."
"Are you giving up?"
"Yes."
"Mulder!!!! Snap out of it and start untying my hands. I'll untie yours", says Scully.
"That could take *all* day", replies Mulder.
"You obviously don't have a better answer", says Scully shifting to reach Mulder's knotted hands.
"That is true", says Mulder starting to work on Scully's knots.
"You should have told Skinner where we were going, now look at us. We'll be lucky if we don't end up being shish-ka-bob Mulder", says Scully.
"Maybe they listen to the Doors", replies Mulder looking over his shoulder at her.
"Why?", asks Scully frowning.
"Their favorite song must be "Baby, Come and Light My Fire", replies Mulder. "Actually its mine too, but for other obvious reasons."
"Mulder, I've almost got your knots untied. How about mine? Are you working on mine or are you dallying?", asks Scully.
"Actually, I'm concentrating on something", replies Mulder as he starts to frantically work on Scully's ties.
"It better be on the knots Mulder", says Scully.
"Actually its on trying not to make my panicked face as I watch our not native but not *alien* friends heading this way with a large torch", says Mulder his voice shaking slightly.
"OH MY GOD!", says Scully finally getting Mulder's hands free. "Do something now, before we're burned alive!"
"Does screaming count?", asks Mulder.
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Earlier but leading up to present:
Skinner had awaken first to find the Lone Gunmen snoring away. He quickly searches the agents luggage and is disheartened to find both of their weapons. As he pulls Scully's gun out of her bag a bikini top comes out tangled in the holster. He frowns as he stuffs it back into the bag. Walking over to the Gunmen he kicks Frohike in the foot.
"Come on guys lets go!" Frohike slowly opens his eyes and then pokes Byers in the shoulder and hits Langly in the head. The other two come awake almost instantly and sit up.
"What time is it?", groans Langly looking at his watch.
"Its about six fifteen and its time to hit the trail", says Skinner. "We've got to find Mulder and Scully now, because they didn't come back last night. What I found this morning really concerns me. I found their weapons." He holds up the two guns. "Seeing as we don't know what we're going to run into, I'm going to entrust them to only TWO of you." He hands Byers Mulder's gun. "This is Mulder's gun. When we're sure he is okay you are to give it back to him immediately, understand?" Byers nods quickly. "And this is against my better judgment, but given the alternative", Skinner glances at Langly. "I'm giving Scully's gun to Frohike. Don't drool on it."
Frohike holds it like its the most delicate chinaware. "I get to use my beautiful Dana's gun? I'm speechless."
"You are reminded like Byers that once Scully is found you are to immediately return her weapon to her", says Skinner. "These are bureau issued weapons and not the agents' personal property. Be careful of your conduct with them as Mulder and Scully will be accountable for whatever you do with them."
"Yes Sir", replies Byers. "We will be responsible. You can count on us."
"I wouldn't want Dana to get in trouble for something I did", says Frohike carefully putting the gun in the waistband of his shorts.
"That includes shooting yourself, although I can see where Scully would find it tempting", says Skinner. "Now lets go."
"What, no breakfast?", asks Langly.
"No time for that", replies Skinner.
Half an hour later as they walk through the jungle they encounter a horrible odor. As they walk further a large pile of leaves block their path.
"It smells like something died", says Langly. "Oh my God! Its dead bodies!", he yells as he sees a sneakered foot sticking out from under the leaves. Skinner cautiously approaches the pile. He bites his lip as he kneels down next to it and fights the nausea that threatens to cause him embarrassment. Thinking maybe that Scully and Mulder truly won't be coming back with them in the condition he expected he quickly flips aside several leaves. The bodies of two beheaded men in a badly decomposed state are revealed. Skinner covers his nose and mouth and looks up at the Gunmen. "Its not them. Its two men and I can tell from their stature that neither one of them is Mulder." He gets up and looks down the path. "I don't know how long they've been here, but something tells me that the agents found them and apparently covered them with these leaves. The problem was that someone decided to take their heads first."
"Gross", says Langly.
Just then they hear a scream. Skinner jumps up and looks at the Gunmen. "Did that sound like Scully screaming?", asks Skinner.
"Actually it sounded more like Mulder", says Byers.
"You're right......it did sound like a girlie scream", says Skinner as the three of them run down the trail towards the sound of the scream.
Part 57
"Mulder, that scream was, was unnatural", says Scully.
"It worked didn't it?", replies Mulder motioning to the all but two natives running away from them. Unfortunately, the one with the torch is not one of them. He walks slowly toward the agents.
"Get the hell away from us you masochistic freak", says Mulder kicking at the ropes binding his ankles.
"You aren't going to get away with this so easily", says Scully. "We are federal agents........federal agents just don't disappear. Someone is bound to miss us."
"Trust me, no one ever forgets about us. They are constantly checking up on our whereabouts. I'm just surprised we haven't been audited yet. Anyone know where I can pawn a Rolex?", says Mulder.
"Prepare to die", replies the alien bounty hunter removing his mask before lighting the pyre. The fire starts to burn brightly before he steps away.
"Bend your knees and try to untie yourself", says Mulder quickly reaching for his ankles.
"Mulder, this isn't working', says Scully becoming panicked.
"Of course its going to work", says Mulder getting one foot free. He turns his body so he faces the pole. Getting his other foot free he uses the rope as a foothold. "Lean back and hold onto the pole while I untie you", says Mulder. A minute later one foot is free and she turns to hug the pole too.
"Good work Mulder", says Scully looking at him. "Now whats the rest of the plan?"
"What plan? Who said I had a plan?", says Mulder. Scully's mouth drops open. She whimpers as the flames lick at her sneaker.
"You didn't have a plan? All the situations you've ever gotten us out of and you stop here?", asks Scully.
"You want to jump for it?", asks Mulder motioning to the four foot wide fire blazing around them.
"Mulder, we're going to die aren't we?", asks Scully softly. Her mouth trembling slightly.
"I.....I.....I don't know Scully", replies Mulder his voice cracking.
"How touching", says the alien bounty hunter. "Say your good-byes now before you get to watch each other die."
"Shut up you sonofa......", yells Mulder.
"Mulder, stop yelling at the bounty hunter and look at me", says Scully.
Mulder turns and looks at her in the eye. "We may not make it Mulder and I want you to know that despite your feelings about being a loser, etc. you are not. You are the most wonderful man I know and I'm just sorry that it has to end this way. I thought maybe that someday.....well you know", says Scully choking on her own tears.
Mulder bites his lip before speaking. "Scully, you're the best thing that the FBI has ever given me. There is only one thing besides escaping that I would wish for right now, and that would be my gun so I could shoot myself before I saw you in any pain. Pain that I caused you." He glances away.
"Mulder.....", says Scully.
"No I mean it Scully, I would have liked to think that someday, well someday you and I could like um.....make our nicknames really official."
"Spooky and Starbuck?", asks Scully confused.
"No Mr. and Mrs. Spooky.......actually Mr. and Mrs. Mulder", says Mulder raising his eyes to hers.
"Mulder, are you saying what I think you're saying? That you would have asked me to ......", asks Scully blinking back more tears.
"Marry me", winces Mulder as the flame starts to tease his pant leg.
"Mulder.....", says Scully.
"Well?", asks Mulder.
"What?", asks Scully. "Are you in pain?"
"Yes, but I'm not dying until you give me an answer. Would you have said yes if I ever asked you to marry me?"
"Of course I would", replies Scully letting go with one hand and pulling his lips to hers.
"What the f*** are you doing!", screams Skinner to the two natives standing near the pole. The one with the torch turns and runs leaving one standing there in confusion. Skinner raises his gun to shoot the native.
"NO! Skinner don't shoot him", yells Mulder cringing from the fire. "His blood is........!"
"His blood is on the ground", yells Skinner firing a round into the native. The native falls to the ground as the Lone Gunmen run to the pole. Removing their jackets they start to beat out the flames.
"Its not working!", yells Byers. "Grab that huge tub of water over there!" Langly and Frohike run and grab the tub. Struggling, they carry it over to the fire and throw it. The fire deadens to a smolter before it goes out. Weakly Mulder jumps to the ground. Turning to help Scully he is stopped by Skinner.
"What the hell are you two doing on this island?", he questions.
Scully meanwhile has started to slide down the pole, but loses her balance. She falls into Frohike's waiting arms.
"My beautiful Dana, are you all right?", asks Frohike.
"I'm fine, now get your paws off of me", says Scully with a glare. "And why are you wearing my gun?"
Part 58
"What the hell are you doing on this island? Its a classified location Agent Mulder, you know better than that", hisses Skinner as he pulls him along by the arm. He stops several yards away from the Lone Gunmen who are standing over Scully who is examining the dead "alien native".
"I didn't know it was classified. I only knew it had some wild tales attached to it. With all due respect Sir I don't know why you are so upset.", replies Mulder glancing over at Scully. "Scully! Don't touch him. You know about their blood, its like acid. Remember your shoes that time." She glances over her shoulder.
"Mulder......I don't know how to tell you this, but.....", she starts to say.
"But what?", Mulder asks as he quickly walks up behind her.
"He appears to be just a normal person Mulder. There is no....green blood and its not toxic, at least not that I con tell."
"Thats impossible! I know what I saw...what we saw Scully. That native was alien just yesterday.", yells Mulder pointing at the dead figure that Scully kneels next to. "I want a full autopsy and report as soon as you can do it."
"Mulder, we're out here in the middle of the jungle. I don't have any of my autopsy equipment with me. The last thing I expected was for you to ask me to do that on this trip."
"Damn it, we'll never find out the truth this way", says Mulder turning away to find himself face to face with Skinner.
"If you so much as go home and say a word of what you have seen here, I'll have you written up so fast you'll wish you never came home. Do you understand?", yells Skinner.
"Sometimes I wonder why I bother going to work anyway", replies Mulder. "I'm running into a brick wall every turn I take. Its like being in a maze and never being given the chance to get out."
"Are you asking for a chance to get out? Permanently?", asks Skinner. "Because if thats what you want I can arrange it. Do you know how many people apply to the FBI Academy every year? Approximately 35,000. Those that graduate covet the positions that are available. Most are shipped out to small field offices destined to investigate small cases that the local police just can't handle. Those that are the top of their class are asked to join our federal headquarters team, but you already know that because you were one of those *chosen* few that showed promise. The problem is that you aren't showing any promise lately. You've only been causing the bureau a lot of embarrassment and financial burden. I've had it and my superiors have given me the green light, so let me make this clear Mulder. One more screwup and you are out the door, with all your books, slides and posters following you. I've got a lot of promising young agents out there that are capable of taking direction that I can pair with Agent Scully. I just hope that Scully hasn't been totally influenced by you. She protects you and thats bad for her career, you know that. So next time you decide to come up with a plan like this, think of her and what you are doing to her future. One more chance Mulder and thats it. I just got an application on my desk this week. An ex-cop, his name is Doggett and I could see where he and Scully would make a good team. Think about it."
"I'll try harder Sir, I wouldn't want the bureau wasting the government's money on any celebration parties that I got fired", replies Mulder. Skinner starts to walk away, but turns when he hears Mulder's voice. "And Sir, I know Scully better than anyone else. She would *not* want a new partner. I may not be able to influence her, but we do effect each others lives in.......small ways. She wouldn't go along with it, so unless you want to lose two agents you may as well accept me the way I am. Scully has."
"One more chance Mulder", replies Skinner walking toward Scully.
Mulder sighs and walks up to the Lone Gunmen. "How did you find us?", he asks Byers.
"We hacked into your computer", says Byers handing Mulder his gun. "Between the search for Holiday Inn's in Hawaii and the phone message from Craig we had it pretty figured out."
"And I thought I hadn't left any clues", says Mulder. "My computer? Really? How did you get Internet access without my....."
"Password", asks Langly.
"Yeah", says Mulder sheepishly.
"I just guessed", says Byers. "Its a pretty common one after all", he glances at Frohike.
"Now Scully's, that was harder to crack", says Langly.
"Really? Whats Scully's password?", asks Mulder crossing his arms across his chest and leaning back.
"FROHIKE#1", replies Frohike quickly.
"What?", says Mulder frowning. "That doesn't seem right."
"Thats what it is", says Frohike holding up his hands. "I can't help it that she finds me irresistible. Dana is"
"Dana is what?", says Scully walking up and wiping her hands off on Skinner's handkerchief.
"Dana is so resourceful and brave", says Frohike quickly averting his eyes.
"Frohike here just told me your computer password Scully, and frankly I'm a little surprised", say Mulder.
Scully turns a slight shade of red. "Well I never thought you would find out Mulder. Its not like I let you log on using my name. Are you really that surprised?"
"Well yeah, I thought it would be more like AUTOPSY4ME or something like that. I never thought that your password would reveal true feelings about yourself."
"My password is private Mulder, and just because I chose to use.....SpookyLover, doesn't mean that my world revolves around you. Now I'm going to have to change it", says Scully. "Besides, yours is TRUSTNO1 and obviously I should take that to heart." She glares at the Lone Gunmen. "I can only guess how you found that out."
"Your password is what?", asks Mulder with his mouth hanging open he stares at Frohike.
"Um, I have to go show Skinner something we found", says Scully quickly walking toward him.
"Scully, my password was TRUSTNO1, then I switched it to TRUSTSCULLY, but you want to know it now?"
"Frankly, no Mulder I wouldn't", says Scully still walking. "Remember where we are. Sir! Can I speak to you a moment? Agent Mulder found something over near this clearing which I think you should see." Skinner and Scully walk away from the village and into some nearby trees.
"What is she showing him", asks Langly.
"A pile of skulls", says Mulder. "*Victims* of my lost alien tribe. I had evidence, and it just slipped through my fingers. "Scully still doesn't believe that they were alien. Every time we encounter something that will prove to her that I'm right she misses it. She is either asleep, unconscious, hurt, looking the other way or otherwise indisposed. Will she ever see anything or am I destined to always see it alone?"
Byers chuckles and slaps Mulder on the back. Just then there is a huge rumbling sound and Mulder and the Gunmen turn to the direction of the volcano.
"Oh my God! Its erupting", yells Langly. He grabs onto Frohike's arm.
"We've got to save Dana!", screams Frohike as they run toward where Scully and Skinner had left them behind.
"Wait for me", says Byers following.
Mulder waits for a moment as he looks toward the volcano and thats when he sees it. An alien space ship has taken off out of the volcano and hovers a moment before slowly passing over him.
"Scully! Scully! You've got to see this", he yells frantically as he watches the ship move farther and farther away. "Damn it Scully, where are you! Get your a** out here!" Finally after several moments Scully runs out.
"Mulder, whats wrong?!", she asks as she runs up beside him. He takes her chin in his hand and pushes her face to the sky.
"That! Do you see it? Its up there Scully, an alien spaceship. It just took off out of the volcano."
Scully looks up and sees a speck in the distance. "Mulder, I can't see anything. Its too far away." Mulder covers his eyes with his hand and shakes his head. "Mulder, its unrealistic. You know that. You've been under a lot of stress lately."
"Does Antarctica mean anything to you?", he asks.
Scully looks again and says, "You're right Mulder it is something. Its a helicopter. I bet its Craig coming to pick us up."
Skinner and the Lone Gunmen join them. "Lets go get your gear and get off this island", says Skinner.
The group head to the cave to pick up the gear. They then head to the beach where Craig awaits.
Part 69
That evening:
"Hey AD, thanks for letting us go to a real Hawaiian luau before we go home", says Langly drinking another pineapple drink.
"Remember your tab isn't getting covered", warns Skinner sitting cross-legged between Langly and Byers. Frohike stands in line for roasted pork. "I never got a chance to thank you guys for backing me up. I'll have to say that I couldn't have done it alone. Mulder and Scully are real lucky to have you as friends. Thats off the record."
"Thanks Mr. Skinner", says Byers. "We're here anytime you may need us."
Frohike comes over and sits down with two plates. "You're eating all that food?", asks Byers as Langly starts to pick a piece of fruit off it. Frohike swats his hand away.
"No, this isn't all for me. I took the liberty of making up a dish for Dana. Where is she?" He starts to crane his neck looking for her through the crowd of people. Byers and Langly give each other a sideways glance.
"You know Frohike they're going to have the hula dancers on soon. I wouldn't go wasting any time looking for Dana, she'll turn up eventually", says Byers.
"Yeah, I'm sure she will. I still have her gun", says Frohike. He bites his lip and glances away as Skinner holds out his hand for the weapon. He then puts it in his pocket.
Meanwhile on the beach:
The two agents sit on Mulder's Indian blanket.
"You know Mulder, that was a real close one. I can't remember when we've ever been that close to not making it out alive", says Scully.
Mulder sighs. "Yeah, I wasn't holding out for any miracles, but we got one Scully. Leave it to Skinner to figure out what was going on. You know how he figured out our vacation requests weren't legit?" Scully shakes her head. "He compared our signatures and realized I had forged yours. He even called in Lisa from handwriting analysis for her opinion. Langly told me Frohike panicked when he found our little April Fool's prop that we were going to use on Skinner last year, remember the fake marriage certificate signed by the King?"
"Yes, I can't believe you ever talked me into that and now we owe Craig more money because he says we misled him on the discount. He said even if Elvis was alive we'd need two witnesses to sign it and its not valid."
She glances up at the full moon and stars. "The stars are beautiful tonight Mulder."
"That they are Scully", replies Mulder. "But not as much as you."
"Mulder", says Scully blushing slightly.
"I have something for ya", he says getting a little box out of his pocket.
"Mulder, you don't have to give me anything", says Scully. "We were not ourselves, we thought we were going to die and we got emotional. You don't need to act on false promises."
"What? I can't give the woman I love a present? This political correctness crap is for the birds Scully", replies Mulder holding it under her nose.
"Okay, just give me the damn present", says Scully swiping it out of his hand and opening it.
"Mulder, its beautiful", says Scully looking at the gold pineapple necklace in her hand.
"It opens", says Mulder nervously as he helps her with the clasp. She nearly laughs when she sees his picture inside.
"Mulder, this looks like your FBI ID photo", says Scully.
"Actually its my driver's license photo", jokes Mulder.
"That is so sweet Mulder", says Scully leaning over and giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Theres more Scully", says Mulder closing it. "This isn't a zirconia Scully." He points at the gem that is embedded on the front of the locket. "*That* is for when we feel we're ready to take the next step. See there is a significance to the pineapple. The pineapple is a symbol of welcome and you've welcomed me into your heart. I want you to wear this knowing that you are near to mine. When the time is right we'll pick out the setting together. " He then unclasps the necklace and puts it around her neck.
"Mulder that was the most romantic thing I have ever heard", says Scully leaning in as Mulder kisses her. She leans back and stares at him. "You know we haven't even gone out on a first date yet."
"We'll have to remedy that when we get home", says Mulder. "I vote we see that new Alien movie and get some sushi." Scully scrunches up her nose in disgust.
"Mulder..."
"Oh right, how about Olive Garden and we can go see that new movie, that chick flick with Minnie Driver in it."
"That sounds a little more normal", says Scully. "Not to say I won't compromise and watch something you want to once in a while."
"Who would have guessed it Scully", says Mulder.
"Guessed what?", asks Scully linking her arm through his.
"That you would fall for me", says Mulder.
"Hey you fell for me first", says Scully insistently.
"You liked me before we even started working together", says Mulder.
"You checked out my a** the first day I walked in your office. I *saw* you so don't even say you didn't", says Scully laughing.
"I deny everything", says Mulder. "All right I confess."
"Are we going to bicker for the rest of our lives?", asks Scully.
"If we want our lives to be interesting we will", says Mulder. "Now where would you like to go on vacation?"
"A real vacation?", asks Scully suspiciously.
"Well, I thought we could kill two birds with one stone", says Mulder. "I would love to check out Transylvania. I hear the scenery is really beautiful and there are a lot of educational museums which I am *sure* you would enjoy Scully." He looks at her and starts to grin.
"Mulder...", says Scully.
Just then they hear Frohike somewhere yelling. "Dana? Dana, where are you? I've fixed a plate for you!"
"He has no clue does he", asks Scully.
"No, and lets keep it that way......for now", says Mulder kissing her again.
The End.