Satan Stole My Lunchbox

Featuring: Voldermort as Satan Harry Potter as 'Little Boy'

This was not my idea. Harry Potter is not mine. Blah blah blah.

SSML is my friends band and I made an animation outa it and now I'm makin a story, so enjoy!!

One day a Little Boy was walking down his street to go to school. But, before he got to school, something very TeRrIbLe happened...

The Little Boy's name was Harry Potter. He loved his lunch so very much. His mom packed him lunch everyday in his cute Scooby Doo lunchbox. As he was going around a corner, a big, mean evil looking man stepped out in front of him. His name was Voldermort!!! He said "GIVE ME YOUR LUNCHBOX YOU LITTLE DORK!!" And poor little Harry, who was trembling in his shoes, gave out a terrified SQUEAK and said shakily "N-no! My m-mommy gave me this lunch so go away you big bully!"

Voldermort only laughed and said "If you don't give me your lunchbox NOW, I will KILL your mother!" Harry was about to cry, but he still didn't give up his lunchbox. So then Satan, aka Voldie, swooped down on the little boy and stole his lunchbox. Then he said "BWAHAHAHAHA I HAVE YOUR LUNCHBOX SO SUCK ON THAT!" Then Voldie proceeded to eat what was inside and he ran away with the lunchbox.

Harry went running and screaming all the way to school, then when the teacher asked what had happened, he said "SATAN STOLE MY LUNCHBOX!" The teacher gave him a skeptical look and said "I think you hit your head too hard, huni. Come sit over here."

Later that night, the teacher called Lily and James Potter and told them what had happened.

A few months later, Harry was shipped off to the insane asylum to never bee seen again

END!!

Lol I hope u liked it .-.