Now What? Pt.2
By SSJJVash
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun, Kenshin, or
any other anime. Please don't sue, that's all I have to say!
"You guys are crazy! I just won't win.
Hiei, you can tell; you have a third eye:
I would lose no matter how hard I try!"
Thinking, they all rubbed their chins.
"Look, I have no guns, swords, angel arm, or powers at all.
I can't even form a Ka-me-ha-me-ha spirit energy ball."
Wolfwood glared at Kenshin. "You said he fought well, now he
won't!"
The swordsman shook his head. "I speak no lies that I
don't."
Suddenly, the most powerful weapon appeared before me.
Quickly, I grabbed up the remote to my plasma TV.
"Man, I really don't want to do this.
I hope upon hope they won't make me use this."
As my head went up, I was staring down the barrel of Vash's
gun.
I panicked and pressed fast-forward making me run!
Not even Goku's instant transmission was that fast.
This enabled me to dodge their attacks at long last.
I finally pressed the pause button to give me a rest.
It seems I forgot fighting is what they did best.
That's when a light bulb lit up in my head.
"Why don't I just press stop?"
I tried it out aiming it at a nearby rock.
Bad idea! It disintegrated into nothing.
I stood there with my mouth open and gaping.
The break didn't last long and they resumed the battle.
I pressed random buttons, but they did no good.
A few characters snapped their fingers and finally
understood.
Vash shouted, "So you do have a weapon and more plus.
Why are you against all of us?"
"Now see here," I said with a glare.
I continued even though they all had a cold stare.
"You're the ones who wanted to fight me,
Shooting your guns, swinging your swords,
Then you others are unleashing your attacks on me.
It's bad enough to fight with our words!"
Someone clapped their hands. "How amusing; most impressive.
But, of course, there's only one reason they're so
aggressive."
AHH! The most dreadful and dangerous of all things!
The craziest and cruelest of all beings...the commercial!!
It talked on, "You've skipped the last of us with your
remote!
There is nothing here to be your scape-goat."
Commercial was right; I did check.
There was nothing more to do but hit the deck.
Around we went as things did blow.
When it would end, I did not know.
I aimed the remote at Commercial and tried to stop it.
Unfortunately, it easily dodged it.
It cried, "Now it is time: he is completely exposed!"
To come against me at once is what they chose.
It only helped me a tiny bit,
When I got rid of Inuyasha by making him "sit."
I dodged fire from Robin and numerous attacks from Goku.
The gunmen kept firing until they finally wore me out.
Before it was too late, their bullets ran out.
With my strength depleted, I'd lose without a shadow of a
doubt.
I fell on the ground, wishing for shade,
While in front of me, Kenshin turned around his reverse-
blade.
"Don't give in to it," was all I could manage.
Could I persuade the Battousai not to cause any damage?
After catching my breath: "Hold on a minute, Kenshin.
Stop, listen, and just pay attention!
Commercial is the enemy; he's the one that's bad!
He's toying with your minds making you mad."
I shook my head. "This just isn't like you.
You don't fight without a good reason—you know it's true."
His amber eyes turned back to violet.
He apologetically helped me back on my feet.
We both together turned the minds of the others,
And became united like anime brothers!
Commercial evilly grinned. "You haven't won; it's not over
yet!"
"Oh, yeah?" Spike said and whistled. "You wanna' bet?"
Other characters from their shows came to help,
"I didn't foresee that!" Commercial cried with a yelp.
Recovering rapidly, he pulled an ace from his sleeve.
More annoying commercials shot out making us wanna' leave!
I zapped as many as I could, thank God for thumb exercise!
It didn't seem to affect them and again they did arise.
"Uh-oh," I said nervously, "my batteries are low."
It didn't help to see a bunch of enemies in pursuit of me.
"What's a commercial?" Asked a most curious Vash.
I said, "Something to encourage you to spend all your cash."
He scratched his head, not understanding.
I rolled my eyes. "Just destroy them, they wanna' steal your
donuts!" It worked
It was a tough battle, worse than any I had fought.
It still seemed it was all for naught.
They kept on coming, refusing to let up.
How on Gunsmoke were we going to win!?
All of a sudden, I had a revelation.
I listened intently without hesitation.
The only thing I heard was, "Use the force."
I slapped my hand to my forehead, "Of course!"
I whispered over to Kenshin,
"Let's 'capture' Vash and turn him in."
News quickly spread all around.
Pretty soon Vash was tied up on the ground.
Our gunman hero was a real team player.
He even helped us call in a pretend mayor.
Mr. Millions "gave" us $$60,000,000,000
But it did Commercial in; his head was ours.
The fun was all over, but I didn't want to go.
Even though they asked me to stay, I had to say "no."
"You better come visit us." Some did demand.
I grinned. "Your wish is my command."
It turned out I couldn't leave;
"The batteries are dead, it seems."
Of course, I was abruptly awakened out of thought;
I groaned. "Only in my dreams...."
P.S. : Watch out for money-grubbing commercials!!!!! ;-)
Please review and tell me if you liked it! Thank you, good night!
SSJJVash has left the building....
By SSJJVash
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun, Kenshin, or
any other anime. Please don't sue, that's all I have to say!
"You guys are crazy! I just won't win.
Hiei, you can tell; you have a third eye:
I would lose no matter how hard I try!"
Thinking, they all rubbed their chins.
"Look, I have no guns, swords, angel arm, or powers at all.
I can't even form a Ka-me-ha-me-ha spirit energy ball."
Wolfwood glared at Kenshin. "You said he fought well, now he
won't!"
The swordsman shook his head. "I speak no lies that I
don't."
Suddenly, the most powerful weapon appeared before me.
Quickly, I grabbed up the remote to my plasma TV.
"Man, I really don't want to do this.
I hope upon hope they won't make me use this."
As my head went up, I was staring down the barrel of Vash's
gun.
I panicked and pressed fast-forward making me run!
Not even Goku's instant transmission was that fast.
This enabled me to dodge their attacks at long last.
I finally pressed the pause button to give me a rest.
It seems I forgot fighting is what they did best.
That's when a light bulb lit up in my head.
"Why don't I just press stop?"
I tried it out aiming it at a nearby rock.
Bad idea! It disintegrated into nothing.
I stood there with my mouth open and gaping.
The break didn't last long and they resumed the battle.
I pressed random buttons, but they did no good.
A few characters snapped their fingers and finally
understood.
Vash shouted, "So you do have a weapon and more plus.
Why are you against all of us?"
"Now see here," I said with a glare.
I continued even though they all had a cold stare.
"You're the ones who wanted to fight me,
Shooting your guns, swinging your swords,
Then you others are unleashing your attacks on me.
It's bad enough to fight with our words!"
Someone clapped their hands. "How amusing; most impressive.
But, of course, there's only one reason they're so
aggressive."
AHH! The most dreadful and dangerous of all things!
The craziest and cruelest of all beings...the commercial!!
It talked on, "You've skipped the last of us with your
remote!
There is nothing here to be your scape-goat."
Commercial was right; I did check.
There was nothing more to do but hit the deck.
Around we went as things did blow.
When it would end, I did not know.
I aimed the remote at Commercial and tried to stop it.
Unfortunately, it easily dodged it.
It cried, "Now it is time: he is completely exposed!"
To come against me at once is what they chose.
It only helped me a tiny bit,
When I got rid of Inuyasha by making him "sit."
I dodged fire from Robin and numerous attacks from Goku.
The gunmen kept firing until they finally wore me out.
Before it was too late, their bullets ran out.
With my strength depleted, I'd lose without a shadow of a
doubt.
I fell on the ground, wishing for shade,
While in front of me, Kenshin turned around his reverse-
blade.
"Don't give in to it," was all I could manage.
Could I persuade the Battousai not to cause any damage?
After catching my breath: "Hold on a minute, Kenshin.
Stop, listen, and just pay attention!
Commercial is the enemy; he's the one that's bad!
He's toying with your minds making you mad."
I shook my head. "This just isn't like you.
You don't fight without a good reason—you know it's true."
His amber eyes turned back to violet.
He apologetically helped me back on my feet.
We both together turned the minds of the others,
And became united like anime brothers!
Commercial evilly grinned. "You haven't won; it's not over
yet!"
"Oh, yeah?" Spike said and whistled. "You wanna' bet?"
Other characters from their shows came to help,
"I didn't foresee that!" Commercial cried with a yelp.
Recovering rapidly, he pulled an ace from his sleeve.
More annoying commercials shot out making us wanna' leave!
I zapped as many as I could, thank God for thumb exercise!
It didn't seem to affect them and again they did arise.
"Uh-oh," I said nervously, "my batteries are low."
It didn't help to see a bunch of enemies in pursuit of me.
"What's a commercial?" Asked a most curious Vash.
I said, "Something to encourage you to spend all your cash."
He scratched his head, not understanding.
I rolled my eyes. "Just destroy them, they wanna' steal your
donuts!" It worked
It was a tough battle, worse than any I had fought.
It still seemed it was all for naught.
They kept on coming, refusing to let up.
How on Gunsmoke were we going to win!?
All of a sudden, I had a revelation.
I listened intently without hesitation.
The only thing I heard was, "Use the force."
I slapped my hand to my forehead, "Of course!"
I whispered over to Kenshin,
"Let's 'capture' Vash and turn him in."
News quickly spread all around.
Pretty soon Vash was tied up on the ground.
Our gunman hero was a real team player.
He even helped us call in a pretend mayor.
Mr. Millions "gave" us $$60,000,000,000
But it did Commercial in; his head was ours.
The fun was all over, but I didn't want to go.
Even though they asked me to stay, I had to say "no."
"You better come visit us." Some did demand.
I grinned. "Your wish is my command."
It turned out I couldn't leave;
"The batteries are dead, it seems."
Of course, I was abruptly awakened out of thought;
I groaned. "Only in my dreams...."
P.S. : Watch out for money-grubbing commercials!!!!! ;-)
Please review and tell me if you liked it! Thank you, good night!
SSJJVash has left the building....