Quatre: Um…. Well, I wrote this last night after talking with my mom and thinking up a very Duo-like line. I wanted to use it, so… yeah. It's only a page of notebook paper, tweaked up a bit. I know this has nothing to do with HP or YGO, but I figured this would be funny. And I wanted some way to tell you that chapter five is indeed up so go read it!
Yami Quatre: Let the record show she wrote this, not me.
Quatre: *blows raspberry* Anyway, Merry belated Christmas and Happy New Year!
Random Interlude: Attack of the frogs!
There was general panic in one for the many Winner Mansions. The cause of the panic? Frogs. Yes, frogs. They kept popping up out of the sinks and toilets at the most inopportune times, and several g-boys were on permanent frog-catching duty.
Naturally, everyone thought Duo to be the one responsible.
Duo backed against the wall as four very angry g-boys confronted him, one with a butterfly net with a frog or two in it.
"What do you guys want?" Duo asked nervously.
"You've gone too far this time, Maxwell," Wufei growled.
"We can't let you get away with this one, Duo," Quatre said sweetly.
Duo held up his hands in a gesture of peace. "I swear I didn't do it, guys!"
"Why should we believe you?" Heero snapped. "Out of all of us, you are the most likely to do something like this."
Duo glared. "Despite popular belief, I am not completely insane."
Trowa raised an eyebrow at this. "Really?"
"Unlike some people I know, I have a sense of self-preservation," Duo shot back.
Heero thrust the frogs at him. "Well? Where did these come from, then?"
"Hello! They came from the sinks and toilets. Have you checked the plumbing?"
Everyone blinked.
"I'll call the plumbers," Quatre said, darting off. Several frogs hopped by, and the four remaining g-boys sighed before chasing.
A few days later…
"Heero was the one who drilled holes in the plumbing?!" Duo exclaimed.
Everyone looked over to where Heero was slowly edging out of the room. Several frogs stopped right behind him, and he ended up tripping. When he looked up, he found himself surrounded by frogs and g-boys.
"Care to explain?" Quatre asked sweetly.
"I lost something and I wanted it back," Heero answered shortly.
"And you didn't tell us, why?" Duo asked.
"I wasn't finished. It's not my fault there are frogs living under the house."
Everyone sighed.
"You're paying to fix the pipes," Quatre informed Heero as Duo and Wufei dashed off to round up the frogs.
"No, OZ is," Heero smirked.
Duo and Wufei came running down the halls. "Run! It's a stampede!"
No one asked.
"Heero," Quatre shrieked as they dashed just ahead of the wave of frogs, "Omae o korosu!"
Quatre: That was fun.
Yami Quatre: That was bloody insane!
Quatre: Have you been watching Harry Potter again?
Yami Quatre: Yes. So?
Quatre: *sigh* Don't forget to read chapter five, and I'll get six up ASAP.
Both: Ja ne!