Takusi: well I know I haven't updated this in a while but I have been
caught up in an excellent story called court of souls (sort of a crossover
between kingdom hearts and a lot of different anime worlds, Ranma and Yami
replace Donald and Goofy) if you like kingdom hearts then you should really
read this.
Voice inside of my head: stay on task idiot
Takusi: oh right, anyway this chapter displays an actual duel and more making fun of yugioh and other things.
p.s. the cards in Ryokun's deck will probably be made up, then again they might not I don't know (do I ever) now on to the story *raises finger into the air*
italics=thoughts
+++++++++++++
They both step onto the dueling platform as it raises them up to the card putting down holographic pad thingie and put their decks onto the flat surface square thing and their was that sound that it makes and those little technological lightning thingie's around it. They both then draw five cards and the duel begins.
"you go first" said Yugi
"no you go first" said Ryokun
"you"
"no you"
"shadap" yelled Joey regaining his New York accent. "just flip a coin or sumpthin' "
"fine" said Ryokun reaching into his pocket and taking out a coin. He then tossed it into the air.
"HEADS"
they both yelled as it was still in the air. They looked at each other and both yelled
"TAILS no HEADS no TAILS."
finally the coin landed and came up tails
"ha, I win" said Ryokun smugly
"how do you win" asked Yugi
"because it's my coin" he replied
"how does that matter" asked Yugi
"no its true" said Joey scanning the rulebook. "it says ' if both players call the same thing and it lands on the called side the owner of the coin wins the flip."
"what" cried Yugi snatching the rulebook out of Joey's hands and reading it. "that cant be right" he said scanning the page "oh all right" he said throwing the rulebook over his shoulder. ++++++++
Yugi: 4000 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
He then grabbed a card from his hand "go Celtic Guardian (1400/1200) in attack mode" he yelled as he threw it down onto the (I'm just gonna call it the dueling table okay) dueling table.
It then made that weird sound and an elvish knight clad in emerald green armor wielding a sword popped into view on the field.
"okay" said Ryokun as he viewed his hand "I'll play Rowena, vampire queen (2200/0) in attack mode" he then placed the card on the dueling table.
A pale woman with deep bloodred eyes and long black hair wearing a black duster, black cutoff gloves, and leather combat boots came into play.
"and now I'll attack your Celtic Guardian"
Rowena then lunged towards the Celtic Guardian mouth open bearing her fangs. She then sank her teeth into his neck, he then broke into pieces and then vanished entirely. Rowena then leapt back into her original position on the field. ++++++
Yugi: 3200 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
"now its my turn" said Yugi as he drew a card "since I have nothing powerful enough to beat your Rowena I'll put two cards face down and this card in defense mode"
Two card backs materialized onto the field and the spot where Yugi's defense monster was, was glowing
"and that'll end my turn"
"Well since I'm smart enough to know that one of those are a trap" said Ryokun "I don't think I'm gonna attack this turn"
"what" thought Yugi "how could he see through my unbeatable strategy of me placing two cards facedown and my opponent not noticing them and foolishly attacking the defense monster activating the trap. He's smarter than I thought"
"Instead" Ryokun continued "I'm gonna sacrifice Rowena, vampire queen to play Princess of the East Woods (1000/2100) In defense mode."
A young elven girl appeared onto the field wearing a billowing white and pink dress with jewels crafted into the fabric. On her head she wore a wooden tiara with a large emerald set in the center.
"and that'll end my turn"
++++++++
Yugi: 3200 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
"what the heck is he doing" thought Yugi "why'd he sacrifice such a powerful monster for something so weak, I'll have to be careful"
"now I'll draw a card" said Yugi "and I'll sacrifice my facedown monster to play the Dark Magician Girl in attack mode."
A woman appeared on Yugi's side of the field wearing a rather slutty mages outfit holding a short staff with a spiraled ball at the end.
"and I'll activate my facedown card the Book of Secret Arts to increase the attack of my dark magician girl by 300 points"
Yugi was talking but Ryokun didn't seem to care, he was more interested drooling over the hologram of the hot chick in the slutty mages outfit.
"damn" muttered Ryokun still drooling over the Dark Magician Girl "I wish these holograms were real." Snapping back into focus Ryokun assessed the situation. "feh like it matters if she's has 2300 attack" said Ryokun calmly
"we'll see about that" cried Yugi "Dark Magician Girl attack the Princess of the East Woods"
the dark magician girl then leapt at the princess of the east woods and brought down her staff which was glowing with dark energy. When the staff hit the elven girl Yugi expected to see her burst into little pieces and disappear into nothing. Instead the staff reflected off the top of the princess of the east wood and the dark magician girl was sent flying backwards and the book of secret arts broke into pieces and disappeared.
"what" cried Yugi apparently confused as he watched his lifepoints go down.
"its simple" said Ryokun "when the Princess of the East Woods is in defense mode all equip magic cards played are instantly destroyed" +++++++++
Yugi: 3100 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
"so now its my turn" said Ryokun drawing a card "I'll play three cards facedown and I'll summon the forgotten ancients (1200/1500) in attack mode"
a treelike old man with a long beard of what appeared to be vines and twigs came into play wearing a long white robe.
"now it's my turn" said Yugi drawing a card
"well, he put that forgotten ancients in attack mode so now I can attack it with my dark magician girl, but those two facedown cards could be a trap, I'll have to risk it"
"dark magician girl, attack the forgotten ancients" Yugi cried pointing his finger at the forgotten ancients "dark magic attack"
the dark magician girl leapt forward, staff raised prepared to strike.
"I'll use my facedown card ritualistic suicide" said Ryokun flipping up one of the facedown cards revealing a picture of a crying girl plunging a knife into her chest.
"this card allows me to destroy one of your creatures by sacrificing one of my own and losing lifepoints equal to half of the sacrificed monsters atk points, and I'll choose to sacrifice the forgotten ancients"
just then a dagger appeared in the hands of the forgotten ancients as he plunged it into his chest. Afterwards both the forgotten ancients and the dark magician girl disappeared. ++++++++++
Yugi: 3100 LP
Ryokun: 3400 LP
"so now it's my turn" said Ryokun as he drew a card. He scanned his hand, finally deciding on a card, he lifted it out of his hand and threw it onto the dueling table. "I'll play the summoning circle magic card"
a picture showing a circle of blood surrounding a pentagram appeared on the field.
"this card allows me to summon any monster card from my deck in exchange for sacrificing one creature and half of my life points"
a circle of blood surrounded the Princess of the East Woods and a flash of light came followed by a scream. The Princess of the East Woods then disappeared, leaving just the circle of blood.
"and now I'll use it to summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon, in attack mode" a huge dragon with (okay, if you guys don't know what the blue eyes white dragon looks like, you shouldn't even be reading this) appeared on the field.
"what" Yugi cried "how did you get that? there are only four in the world, Kaiba owns three and my grandpa owns the other one"
"what the hell are you talkin about?" said Ryokun "they sell these things in Kaiba starter packs for like 8 bucks."
"oh" said Yugi "I gotta buy one of those later. I bet Kaiba's pissed"
"and now I'll have my blue eyes attack your lifepoints directly with white lightning"
the blue eyes raised it's head and gathered a ball of energy (apparently white lightning) and it sent it in a blast towards Yugi.
"ha" said Yugi "you fell right into my trap the Spellbinding Circle. This card will not only stop your blue eyes from attacking, but it will lower its atk points by 700"
a circle appeared under the blue eyes and brought it back to its original spot on the field. It's atk point counter lowered to 2300.
"damn you" muttered Ryokun "well I'll switch my blue eyes to defense mode and I'll end my turn"
"now I must believe in the heart of the cards" said Yugi pulling a card from his deck in many unnecessary hand movements before finally extending his arm to the side with the card facing behind him. "and now I'll play" he said flipping the card over "basic insect...." "okay that was a practice" said Yugi throwing the card over his shoulder "and now I'll trust in the heart of the cards" cried Yugi drawing a card and looking at it. "practice" he said throwing it over his shoulder "practice" he said drawing another card "practice"
"okay nothings worth this" said Ryokun throwing down his hand. "I quit" he then picked up his cards and left.
"what should we do now?" Joey asked looking at Yugi who is still drawing cards from his deck.
"just leave him" said Tea "he'll snap himself out of it soon"
"yeah I guess your right" said Joey they all then turned and walked away, the faint sound of 'practice' still being heard.
Takusi: well that was a weird one. Not as humorous but hey at least I made another one. But I can't help but wonder where to go from here. Hmmm, maybe I should have Yugi duel a drug addict, or maybe it should have something to do with magic the gathering. But what. Oh well if you have any ideas please put it in the review, or better yet REVIEW!!! God I'm gonna have to start reviewing my own stories to raise my self esteem so I don't get too depressed. Oh well. Until next time.
Voice inside of my head: stay on task idiot
Takusi: oh right, anyway this chapter displays an actual duel and more making fun of yugioh and other things.
p.s. the cards in Ryokun's deck will probably be made up, then again they might not I don't know (do I ever) now on to the story *raises finger into the air*
italics=thoughts
+++++++++++++
They both step onto the dueling platform as it raises them up to the card putting down holographic pad thingie and put their decks onto the flat surface square thing and their was that sound that it makes and those little technological lightning thingie's around it. They both then draw five cards and the duel begins.
"you go first" said Yugi
"no you go first" said Ryokun
"you"
"no you"
"shadap" yelled Joey regaining his New York accent. "just flip a coin or sumpthin' "
"fine" said Ryokun reaching into his pocket and taking out a coin. He then tossed it into the air.
"HEADS"
they both yelled as it was still in the air. They looked at each other and both yelled
"TAILS no HEADS no TAILS."
finally the coin landed and came up tails
"ha, I win" said Ryokun smugly
"how do you win" asked Yugi
"because it's my coin" he replied
"how does that matter" asked Yugi
"no its true" said Joey scanning the rulebook. "it says ' if both players call the same thing and it lands on the called side the owner of the coin wins the flip."
"what" cried Yugi snatching the rulebook out of Joey's hands and reading it. "that cant be right" he said scanning the page "oh all right" he said throwing the rulebook over his shoulder. ++++++++
Yugi: 4000 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
He then grabbed a card from his hand "go Celtic Guardian (1400/1200) in attack mode" he yelled as he threw it down onto the (I'm just gonna call it the dueling table okay) dueling table.
It then made that weird sound and an elvish knight clad in emerald green armor wielding a sword popped into view on the field.
"okay" said Ryokun as he viewed his hand "I'll play Rowena, vampire queen (2200/0) in attack mode" he then placed the card on the dueling table.
A pale woman with deep bloodred eyes and long black hair wearing a black duster, black cutoff gloves, and leather combat boots came into play.
"and now I'll attack your Celtic Guardian"
Rowena then lunged towards the Celtic Guardian mouth open bearing her fangs. She then sank her teeth into his neck, he then broke into pieces and then vanished entirely. Rowena then leapt back into her original position on the field. ++++++
Yugi: 3200 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
"now its my turn" said Yugi as he drew a card "since I have nothing powerful enough to beat your Rowena I'll put two cards face down and this card in defense mode"
Two card backs materialized onto the field and the spot where Yugi's defense monster was, was glowing
"and that'll end my turn"
"Well since I'm smart enough to know that one of those are a trap" said Ryokun "I don't think I'm gonna attack this turn"
"what" thought Yugi "how could he see through my unbeatable strategy of me placing two cards facedown and my opponent not noticing them and foolishly attacking the defense monster activating the trap. He's smarter than I thought"
"Instead" Ryokun continued "I'm gonna sacrifice Rowena, vampire queen to play Princess of the East Woods (1000/2100) In defense mode."
A young elven girl appeared onto the field wearing a billowing white and pink dress with jewels crafted into the fabric. On her head she wore a wooden tiara with a large emerald set in the center.
"and that'll end my turn"
++++++++
Yugi: 3200 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
"what the heck is he doing" thought Yugi "why'd he sacrifice such a powerful monster for something so weak, I'll have to be careful"
"now I'll draw a card" said Yugi "and I'll sacrifice my facedown monster to play the Dark Magician Girl in attack mode."
A woman appeared on Yugi's side of the field wearing a rather slutty mages outfit holding a short staff with a spiraled ball at the end.
"and I'll activate my facedown card the Book of Secret Arts to increase the attack of my dark magician girl by 300 points"
Yugi was talking but Ryokun didn't seem to care, he was more interested drooling over the hologram of the hot chick in the slutty mages outfit.
"damn" muttered Ryokun still drooling over the Dark Magician Girl "I wish these holograms were real." Snapping back into focus Ryokun assessed the situation. "feh like it matters if she's has 2300 attack" said Ryokun calmly
"we'll see about that" cried Yugi "Dark Magician Girl attack the Princess of the East Woods"
the dark magician girl then leapt at the princess of the east woods and brought down her staff which was glowing with dark energy. When the staff hit the elven girl Yugi expected to see her burst into little pieces and disappear into nothing. Instead the staff reflected off the top of the princess of the east wood and the dark magician girl was sent flying backwards and the book of secret arts broke into pieces and disappeared.
"what" cried Yugi apparently confused as he watched his lifepoints go down.
"its simple" said Ryokun "when the Princess of the East Woods is in defense mode all equip magic cards played are instantly destroyed" +++++++++
Yugi: 3100 LP
Ryokun: 4000 LP
"so now its my turn" said Ryokun drawing a card "I'll play three cards facedown and I'll summon the forgotten ancients (1200/1500) in attack mode"
a treelike old man with a long beard of what appeared to be vines and twigs came into play wearing a long white robe.
"now it's my turn" said Yugi drawing a card
"well, he put that forgotten ancients in attack mode so now I can attack it with my dark magician girl, but those two facedown cards could be a trap, I'll have to risk it"
"dark magician girl, attack the forgotten ancients" Yugi cried pointing his finger at the forgotten ancients "dark magic attack"
the dark magician girl leapt forward, staff raised prepared to strike.
"I'll use my facedown card ritualistic suicide" said Ryokun flipping up one of the facedown cards revealing a picture of a crying girl plunging a knife into her chest.
"this card allows me to destroy one of your creatures by sacrificing one of my own and losing lifepoints equal to half of the sacrificed monsters atk points, and I'll choose to sacrifice the forgotten ancients"
just then a dagger appeared in the hands of the forgotten ancients as he plunged it into his chest. Afterwards both the forgotten ancients and the dark magician girl disappeared. ++++++++++
Yugi: 3100 LP
Ryokun: 3400 LP
"so now it's my turn" said Ryokun as he drew a card. He scanned his hand, finally deciding on a card, he lifted it out of his hand and threw it onto the dueling table. "I'll play the summoning circle magic card"
a picture showing a circle of blood surrounding a pentagram appeared on the field.
"this card allows me to summon any monster card from my deck in exchange for sacrificing one creature and half of my life points"
a circle of blood surrounded the Princess of the East Woods and a flash of light came followed by a scream. The Princess of the East Woods then disappeared, leaving just the circle of blood.
"and now I'll use it to summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon, in attack mode" a huge dragon with (okay, if you guys don't know what the blue eyes white dragon looks like, you shouldn't even be reading this) appeared on the field.
"what" Yugi cried "how did you get that? there are only four in the world, Kaiba owns three and my grandpa owns the other one"
"what the hell are you talkin about?" said Ryokun "they sell these things in Kaiba starter packs for like 8 bucks."
"oh" said Yugi "I gotta buy one of those later. I bet Kaiba's pissed"
"and now I'll have my blue eyes attack your lifepoints directly with white lightning"
the blue eyes raised it's head and gathered a ball of energy (apparently white lightning) and it sent it in a blast towards Yugi.
"ha" said Yugi "you fell right into my trap the Spellbinding Circle. This card will not only stop your blue eyes from attacking, but it will lower its atk points by 700"
a circle appeared under the blue eyes and brought it back to its original spot on the field. It's atk point counter lowered to 2300.
"damn you" muttered Ryokun "well I'll switch my blue eyes to defense mode and I'll end my turn"
"now I must believe in the heart of the cards" said Yugi pulling a card from his deck in many unnecessary hand movements before finally extending his arm to the side with the card facing behind him. "and now I'll play" he said flipping the card over "basic insect...." "okay that was a practice" said Yugi throwing the card over his shoulder "and now I'll trust in the heart of the cards" cried Yugi drawing a card and looking at it. "practice" he said throwing it over his shoulder "practice" he said drawing another card "practice"
"okay nothings worth this" said Ryokun throwing down his hand. "I quit" he then picked up his cards and left.
"what should we do now?" Joey asked looking at Yugi who is still drawing cards from his deck.
"just leave him" said Tea "he'll snap himself out of it soon"
"yeah I guess your right" said Joey they all then turned and walked away, the faint sound of 'practice' still being heard.
Takusi: well that was a weird one. Not as humorous but hey at least I made another one. But I can't help but wonder where to go from here. Hmmm, maybe I should have Yugi duel a drug addict, or maybe it should have something to do with magic the gathering. But what. Oh well if you have any ideas please put it in the review, or better yet REVIEW!!! God I'm gonna have to start reviewing my own stories to raise my self esteem so I don't get too depressed. Oh well. Until next time.