Title: Sorcery Boys
Beta: My sister reads it over
Pairing: JP/LE
Rating: PG13/R
Status: WIP
Series/Sequel: Doubtful
Feedback: Just Use the Button at the Bottom
Disclaimers: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: None
Summary: A weird parody/take on the movie Sorority Boys.
Necessary Background Information: The cast list--see previous Chapter.
Story Note: I wrote this for and got the idea from my sister.
Author's Notes: Second story that I'm hoping will be better than the last and therefore I'll get past chapter one. I am American and the movie is too, so everything will be Americanish and the rest will come from my knowledge of the books.
Chapter: Chapter One
A pretty, if ordinary girl is stood in front of a painting leading to a room where the boys of Gryffindor are hosting a hot party. (This room was accessed through the painting and was connected to the Tower through a few other doors.) She has fiery red hair, glasses and green eyes. She has fliers, which she is passing out to all the girls who are coming for the party.
"Stop, you're better than this, more than just an object. Respect yourself, you don't need to display yourself for men just to feel good about yourself. There is more to life than just parading yourself in front of men." was just part of Lily Evans's speech to all those girls.
"Stop being oppressed, study be…"
"Maybe we like being o-ppressed!" a pretty blue eyed blonde Slytherin named Narcissa Blake giggled with her two friends. One of them, a brown eyed blonde named Peony Avery, took Lily's flier and used it to blot her lipstick then handed it back to Lily with a thanks. They took off into the painting and party, giggling and laughing, leaving a disappointed and annoyed red head.
(A room in Gryffindor Tower)
"You have done wrong by Godric and for that you must be punished!" stated Alex Wood, Gryffindor's Head Boy. He was wearing a highly flourished cape and had a crude lion mask held over his face. He and a few prefects were standing before three nude boys in ropes.
"Rwoar, Rrrwoar, Rrrrrwoar!!" they chanted.
"You're punishment shall be…."
"Hey, we're gonna need this room because Longbottom just puked all over the party room." interrupted a boy with shoulder length black hair and blue eyes by the name of Sirius Black.
"Nice mask, I think you're getting better at making them." Said slightly sarcastically by a boy with messy short black hair and hazel eyes, Sirius's friend James Potter.
"Now see here, I am head boy and this is a sacred ritual of the house, you are interup.." began Alex in a pompous, important tone.
"Yes, I know sacred ritual started by ol' Godric himself and passed down from generation to generation…" started James in a drawling bored voice.
"We need this room for a party, a sacred get together of beautiful people to enjoy the more carnal pleasures of life, started by attractive fun-loving people at the beginning of time, now go make use of another room." Sirius finished with an impatient wave of his hand. Tonight he was going to have fun and hopefully get a few blondes in his bed before the night was over.
"You guys have no right to do this, I'm Head Boy!" Alex adamantly reminded them even as they he and he ritualees were being pushed out the door.
Beta: My sister reads it over
Pairing: JP/LE
Rating: PG13/R
Status: WIP
Series/Sequel: Doubtful
Feedback: Just Use the Button at the Bottom
Disclaimers: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: None
Summary: A weird parody/take on the movie Sorority Boys.
Necessary Background Information: The cast list--see previous Chapter.
Story Note: I wrote this for and got the idea from my sister.
Author's Notes: Second story that I'm hoping will be better than the last and therefore I'll get past chapter one. I am American and the movie is too, so everything will be Americanish and the rest will come from my knowledge of the books.
Chapter: Chapter One
A pretty, if ordinary girl is stood in front of a painting leading to a room where the boys of Gryffindor are hosting a hot party. (This room was accessed through the painting and was connected to the Tower through a few other doors.) She has fiery red hair, glasses and green eyes. She has fliers, which she is passing out to all the girls who are coming for the party.
"Stop, you're better than this, more than just an object. Respect yourself, you don't need to display yourself for men just to feel good about yourself. There is more to life than just parading yourself in front of men." was just part of Lily Evans's speech to all those girls.
"Stop being oppressed, study be…"
"Maybe we like being o-ppressed!" a pretty blue eyed blonde Slytherin named Narcissa Blake giggled with her two friends. One of them, a brown eyed blonde named Peony Avery, took Lily's flier and used it to blot her lipstick then handed it back to Lily with a thanks. They took off into the painting and party, giggling and laughing, leaving a disappointed and annoyed red head.
(A room in Gryffindor Tower)
"You have done wrong by Godric and for that you must be punished!" stated Alex Wood, Gryffindor's Head Boy. He was wearing a highly flourished cape and had a crude lion mask held over his face. He and a few prefects were standing before three nude boys in ropes.
"Rwoar, Rrrwoar, Rrrrrwoar!!" they chanted.
"You're punishment shall be…."
"Hey, we're gonna need this room because Longbottom just puked all over the party room." interrupted a boy with shoulder length black hair and blue eyes by the name of Sirius Black.
"Nice mask, I think you're getting better at making them." Said slightly sarcastically by a boy with messy short black hair and hazel eyes, Sirius's friend James Potter.
"Now see here, I am head boy and this is a sacred ritual of the house, you are interup.." began Alex in a pompous, important tone.
"Yes, I know sacred ritual started by ol' Godric himself and passed down from generation to generation…" started James in a drawling bored voice.
"We need this room for a party, a sacred get together of beautiful people to enjoy the more carnal pleasures of life, started by attractive fun-loving people at the beginning of time, now go make use of another room." Sirius finished with an impatient wave of his hand. Tonight he was going to have fun and hopefully get a few blondes in his bed before the night was over.
"You guys have no right to do this, I'm Head Boy!" Alex adamantly reminded them even as they he and he ritualees were being pushed out the door.