The Yugi Motou Shou! Episode 2
Ok. Me no own Yu-Gi-Oh. Ug.
^_^; Sorry that was my cave man instincts taken over.. I'm still hyper! SO HYPER! SO HAPPY AND HYPER!!
The camera begins rolling while Yugi and Yami talk.
Yugi- "What do you think of Téa?"
Yami- "A freaky pshyco bitch."
Yugi- -_-; "Why that? She's not that bad."
Yami- "You're kidding right?"
Yugi- (shakes head stupidly)
Yami- "She always talks about friendship and how we should together and shit. Screw her." (begins to do a bad impression of Téa.) "This symbol represents our friendship." (normal voice) "BLAH! GARBAGE! I nearly threw up in our soul room."
Yugi- -_-; (looks over at 'on air' light) "What's that red light?"
Yami- "On air light. Mean's we're on air."
Yugi- "Shut up."
Yami- "Did you just tell me to shut-"
Yugi- "SSHH!! We're on!"
Yami- "If we were I think that the Authoress would have told us."
Yugi- "Are you serious? She lives to cause us pain and embarrassment! She trys to makes us look stupid and retarded! She wouldn't tell us."
AyariChan02- "You two better start hostin' or else."
Yugi- "or else what?"
Yami- "OOH! Back talked!"
AyariChan02- "I'll step on you."
Yugi- "Damn tall people.."
Yami- (turns to camera) "Hi and welcome to-"
Announcer Dude- "Welcome to the Yugi Motou Show! Starring Yugi Motou and Yami Yugi Motou as our hosts! Featuring Marik Ishtar as our Egyptian freak from down the block and Yami Ryou Bakura as our first and stupidest evil villain! Now to your host's-"
Yami- "That's my job you freak!!"
Yugi- "I hate announcers."
Announcer Dude- "Oh..sorry."
Yami- "Well then. First guess.. Marik Ishtar."
Marik steps on stage and hundreds of fan girls scream for him.
Marik- (waves. He sits down and glares at Yami) What do you want?
Yami- "It's not like this was my idea."
Marik- "So what. It's your fault."
Yami- "How?"
Marik- "Because you host this stupid show."
Yami- "Then if its so stupid leave!"
Marik- "FINE!!" (gets up to walk off.)
AyariChan02- "If you leave I'll rip up Ra." (holds up the Winged Dragon of Ra card threateningly.)
Marik- (sit's down slowly.) "Rip it and I'll rip you."
Yugi- "Well then.. so um.. What do you do?"
Marik- "Try to kill you."
Yugi- "No I mean for fun."
Marik- "Try to kill you.. wait no.. I like to wel.. yeah I think try to kill you basically sums up what I like to do.
Yugi- "FINE BESIDES TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
Marik- ".."
Yugi- "WELL!"
Marik- "Eat."
Yami- -_-; "New subject. Girls. Who do you like?"
Marik- "I ain't telling you."
Yami- "Ain't ain't in the dictionary."
Yugi- "Come on tell us!"
Marik- "I don' wanna!"
Yami- "Tell me.."
AyariChan02- "I'll rip it."
Marik- "No not Ra! Not the god Card Ra!"
Yugi- "Then tell me! Who is it!"
Marik- "Ok I'll tell you.. Do you know the muffin man?"
Yugi- "The muffin man?"
Marik- "Well she's married to the muffin man."
Yami- "The muffin man?"
Marik- "THE MUFFIN MAN!!!"
Yugi- "I know the muffin man!"
Yami- "Who lives on drewry lane?" (realizes it's a bad Shrek pun.) DAMN YOU EGYPTIAN BASTARD!"
Marik- "That's right Pharoh!"
AyariChan02- "We won't have enough time. Yami Bakura get on that stage!"
Yami Bakura- *walks on stage annoying the hundreds of fan girls* "What do you want?"
Marik- "Yami no Bakura konnichiwa."
Yami Bakura- "Omae o korosu."
Yugi- "So Yami Bakura.. what do you like?"
Yami Bakura- "A whole lotta four play and-"
Yugi- "Please man! This is rated PG- 13!"
Yami Bakura- "Fine.. I like to kill you."
Yami- "You mean try."
Yami Bakura- "Omae o korosu."
Yugi- -_-; "Ok.. new topic. Who do you like?"
Yami Bakura- "There is no mortal woman that would satisfy me."
Yami- "What about a mortal man?"
Yami Bakura- "Omae o Korosu."
Yugi- "Guess that's a no."
Marik- "Well she's married to the muffin man."
Yugi- "The muffin man?"
Marik- "THE MUFFIN MAN!"
Yami- "Ok. Forget it. New topic. What do you do now?"
Marik- "Eat."
Yami Bakura- "Explore."
Yugi- "Explore?!" @_@ "Explore what?"
Yami Bakura- "Soul rooms like yours. So I can destroy you form the inside out."
Yami- "I was wondering why I was feeling all tingly.."
Everyone but Yami- "Tingly.." @_@
Marik- "I hope you don't mean you're horn-"
Yami Bakura- "If you are I'll kill you."
Yami- "Not tingly in my pants! No that tingly!"
Everyone But Yami- "Pants?" @_@
Yami- "Let's drop the subject before I kill one of you."
Yami Bakura- "I'd like to see you try."
Marik- "It's only fun and games till some one gets hurt.. then it's hilarious!"
Yami Bakura- "My sentiments exactly."
AyariChan02- "New subject or else!"
Marik- "NO NOT RA!"
Yami Bakura- "Here we go again.."
Marik- "How could you even think about harming the sacred god Ra! You will be surely punished for your small minded threats!"
Yami- "Don't we have some sort of commercial?"
Yugi- "Nah. The authoress is cheap. She thinks that if we get commercial's people will only watch for the commercials."
Marik- You are a moron.
Yami Bakura- Sit quiet you buffoon! I never asked you!"
Marik- "Whos' the current villain here? Shut up you bastard!"
Yami Bakura- "Go be nice annoying Egyptian bastard and sit in the corner!"
Marik- *Pulls out millennium rod* "Don't make me use this!"
Yami Bakura- "Bring it on small fry!"
Marik- "I said not to make me use it! And now I'm using it!"
Yugi- "ESCAPE!!"
The camera falls over so all we can hear is what's going on.
Marik- "COME BACK HERE PHAROH!"
Yami Bakura- "LET ME KILL YOU!" (chainsaw sounds) SLICE 'EM AND DICE 'EM!!"
Marik- "I like Pharoh bits."
Yugi- "STAY AWAY!!"
Yami- "BACK VILE BEASTS!! BACK TOMB ROBBER!! YOU TOO EGYPT FREAK!"
Marik- "Egypt freak.. You will so pay for that."
Yami Bakura- (laughing manically) DIE PHAROH!
Yugi- WHAT DO YOU WHAT FORM US!?
Marik- (French accent) WORLD DOMINATION!!
Yugi- then take this stupid show!!
Yami Bakura- "It's a start.."
Marik- "Well then Simba! RUN! Run. Run and never look back. Kill him."
Random fan girls scream.
The camera comes back on. Yami Bakura is looking at the desk funny. Marik is sitting on the desk.
Marik- "I told you not to jump on desks. They can't support your heavy ass."
Yami Bakura- "Don't start with me."
Random fan girl #3- "Listen to your elders!"
Random fan girl #4- "Shut up! That man is as good as dead! Friggin' zombie!"
Yami Bakura- "I RESENT THAT!"
RFG#3- "I love you! I love you! Love love absolutely love! (runs down stage and hugs Yami Bakura) Who'll marry him to me against his will?!
Marik- *laughing his head off* "marrage?! Yami Bakura you're a wreck!"
RFG#5- "I'll marry you two!!" (runs down stairs) SPEAK NOW FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!!"
Yami Bakura- (screams)
RFG#3- "Are you.. rejecting me!!??" (crying)
Yami Bakura- "of course I am!"
Marik- "OHH! Rejected! In your face! Put that in your cookie and crumble it!!!"
RFG#6- "LET'S STEAL HIS GOLD BANDS AND SELL THEM ON EBAY!!"
Fangirls run down and jump Marik. They all aim for his neck bands.
RFG#7- "They won't come off!"
RFG#6- "PULL HARDER!!"
Marik- "I can't breathe!!"
AyariChan02- "This has gone to far.. TINY!!"
A big dude with the security uniform comes out.
Tiny- "Yeah miss?"
AyariChan02- "Could you save my new host Marik from the fan girls before they kill him." *Yami Bakura screams* "Oh and the other host Yami Bakura from getting married."
Tiny- "Sure thing miss."
The camera cuts off.
Random fan girls can be heard screaming: "CALL ME!!" "I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY!!" "I ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU!!"
Yami Bakura- "I want a restraining order on all of them."
Marik- *rubbing his neck* I wan't mine to span 15 miles.
So how did you like it? Tell me please. And who should I feature as guests next time? Tell me and I'll write it! Well Ja-Ne! Review!
-AyariChan02
Ok. Me no own Yu-Gi-Oh. Ug.
^_^; Sorry that was my cave man instincts taken over.. I'm still hyper! SO HYPER! SO HAPPY AND HYPER!!
The camera begins rolling while Yugi and Yami talk.
Yugi- "What do you think of Téa?"
Yami- "A freaky pshyco bitch."
Yugi- -_-; "Why that? She's not that bad."
Yami- "You're kidding right?"
Yugi- (shakes head stupidly)
Yami- "She always talks about friendship and how we should together and shit. Screw her." (begins to do a bad impression of Téa.) "This symbol represents our friendship." (normal voice) "BLAH! GARBAGE! I nearly threw up in our soul room."
Yugi- -_-; (looks over at 'on air' light) "What's that red light?"
Yami- "On air light. Mean's we're on air."
Yugi- "Shut up."
Yami- "Did you just tell me to shut-"
Yugi- "SSHH!! We're on!"
Yami- "If we were I think that the Authoress would have told us."
Yugi- "Are you serious? She lives to cause us pain and embarrassment! She trys to makes us look stupid and retarded! She wouldn't tell us."
AyariChan02- "You two better start hostin' or else."
Yugi- "or else what?"
Yami- "OOH! Back talked!"
AyariChan02- "I'll step on you."
Yugi- "Damn tall people.."
Yami- (turns to camera) "Hi and welcome to-"
Announcer Dude- "Welcome to the Yugi Motou Show! Starring Yugi Motou and Yami Yugi Motou as our hosts! Featuring Marik Ishtar as our Egyptian freak from down the block and Yami Ryou Bakura as our first and stupidest evil villain! Now to your host's-"
Yami- "That's my job you freak!!"
Yugi- "I hate announcers."
Announcer Dude- "Oh..sorry."
Yami- "Well then. First guess.. Marik Ishtar."
Marik steps on stage and hundreds of fan girls scream for him.
Marik- (waves. He sits down and glares at Yami) What do you want?
Yami- "It's not like this was my idea."
Marik- "So what. It's your fault."
Yami- "How?"
Marik- "Because you host this stupid show."
Yami- "Then if its so stupid leave!"
Marik- "FINE!!" (gets up to walk off.)
AyariChan02- "If you leave I'll rip up Ra." (holds up the Winged Dragon of Ra card threateningly.)
Marik- (sit's down slowly.) "Rip it and I'll rip you."
Yugi- "Well then.. so um.. What do you do?"
Marik- "Try to kill you."
Yugi- "No I mean for fun."
Marik- "Try to kill you.. wait no.. I like to wel.. yeah I think try to kill you basically sums up what I like to do.
Yugi- "FINE BESIDES TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
Marik- ".."
Yugi- "WELL!"
Marik- "Eat."
Yami- -_-; "New subject. Girls. Who do you like?"
Marik- "I ain't telling you."
Yami- "Ain't ain't in the dictionary."
Yugi- "Come on tell us!"
Marik- "I don' wanna!"
Yami- "Tell me.."
AyariChan02- "I'll rip it."
Marik- "No not Ra! Not the god Card Ra!"
Yugi- "Then tell me! Who is it!"
Marik- "Ok I'll tell you.. Do you know the muffin man?"
Yugi- "The muffin man?"
Marik- "Well she's married to the muffin man."
Yami- "The muffin man?"
Marik- "THE MUFFIN MAN!!!"
Yugi- "I know the muffin man!"
Yami- "Who lives on drewry lane?" (realizes it's a bad Shrek pun.) DAMN YOU EGYPTIAN BASTARD!"
Marik- "That's right Pharoh!"
AyariChan02- "We won't have enough time. Yami Bakura get on that stage!"
Yami Bakura- *walks on stage annoying the hundreds of fan girls* "What do you want?"
Marik- "Yami no Bakura konnichiwa."
Yami Bakura- "Omae o korosu."
Yugi- "So Yami Bakura.. what do you like?"
Yami Bakura- "A whole lotta four play and-"
Yugi- "Please man! This is rated PG- 13!"
Yami Bakura- "Fine.. I like to kill you."
Yami- "You mean try."
Yami Bakura- "Omae o korosu."
Yugi- -_-; "Ok.. new topic. Who do you like?"
Yami Bakura- "There is no mortal woman that would satisfy me."
Yami- "What about a mortal man?"
Yami Bakura- "Omae o Korosu."
Yugi- "Guess that's a no."
Marik- "Well she's married to the muffin man."
Yugi- "The muffin man?"
Marik- "THE MUFFIN MAN!"
Yami- "Ok. Forget it. New topic. What do you do now?"
Marik- "Eat."
Yami Bakura- "Explore."
Yugi- "Explore?!" @_@ "Explore what?"
Yami Bakura- "Soul rooms like yours. So I can destroy you form the inside out."
Yami- "I was wondering why I was feeling all tingly.."
Everyone but Yami- "Tingly.." @_@
Marik- "I hope you don't mean you're horn-"
Yami Bakura- "If you are I'll kill you."
Yami- "Not tingly in my pants! No that tingly!"
Everyone But Yami- "Pants?" @_@
Yami- "Let's drop the subject before I kill one of you."
Yami Bakura- "I'd like to see you try."
Marik- "It's only fun and games till some one gets hurt.. then it's hilarious!"
Yami Bakura- "My sentiments exactly."
AyariChan02- "New subject or else!"
Marik- "NO NOT RA!"
Yami Bakura- "Here we go again.."
Marik- "How could you even think about harming the sacred god Ra! You will be surely punished for your small minded threats!"
Yami- "Don't we have some sort of commercial?"
Yugi- "Nah. The authoress is cheap. She thinks that if we get commercial's people will only watch for the commercials."
Marik- You are a moron.
Yami Bakura- Sit quiet you buffoon! I never asked you!"
Marik- "Whos' the current villain here? Shut up you bastard!"
Yami Bakura- "Go be nice annoying Egyptian bastard and sit in the corner!"
Marik- *Pulls out millennium rod* "Don't make me use this!"
Yami Bakura- "Bring it on small fry!"
Marik- "I said not to make me use it! And now I'm using it!"
Yugi- "ESCAPE!!"
The camera falls over so all we can hear is what's going on.
Marik- "COME BACK HERE PHAROH!"
Yami Bakura- "LET ME KILL YOU!" (chainsaw sounds) SLICE 'EM AND DICE 'EM!!"
Marik- "I like Pharoh bits."
Yugi- "STAY AWAY!!"
Yami- "BACK VILE BEASTS!! BACK TOMB ROBBER!! YOU TOO EGYPT FREAK!"
Marik- "Egypt freak.. You will so pay for that."
Yami Bakura- (laughing manically) DIE PHAROH!
Yugi- WHAT DO YOU WHAT FORM US!?
Marik- (French accent) WORLD DOMINATION!!
Yugi- then take this stupid show!!
Yami Bakura- "It's a start.."
Marik- "Well then Simba! RUN! Run. Run and never look back. Kill him."
Random fan girls scream.
The camera comes back on. Yami Bakura is looking at the desk funny. Marik is sitting on the desk.
Marik- "I told you not to jump on desks. They can't support your heavy ass."
Yami Bakura- "Don't start with me."
Random fan girl #3- "Listen to your elders!"
Random fan girl #4- "Shut up! That man is as good as dead! Friggin' zombie!"
Yami Bakura- "I RESENT THAT!"
RFG#3- "I love you! I love you! Love love absolutely love! (runs down stage and hugs Yami Bakura) Who'll marry him to me against his will?!
Marik- *laughing his head off* "marrage?! Yami Bakura you're a wreck!"
RFG#5- "I'll marry you two!!" (runs down stairs) SPEAK NOW FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!!"
Yami Bakura- (screams)
RFG#3- "Are you.. rejecting me!!??" (crying)
Yami Bakura- "of course I am!"
Marik- "OHH! Rejected! In your face! Put that in your cookie and crumble it!!!"
RFG#6- "LET'S STEAL HIS GOLD BANDS AND SELL THEM ON EBAY!!"
Fangirls run down and jump Marik. They all aim for his neck bands.
RFG#7- "They won't come off!"
RFG#6- "PULL HARDER!!"
Marik- "I can't breathe!!"
AyariChan02- "This has gone to far.. TINY!!"
A big dude with the security uniform comes out.
Tiny- "Yeah miss?"
AyariChan02- "Could you save my new host Marik from the fan girls before they kill him." *Yami Bakura screams* "Oh and the other host Yami Bakura from getting married."
Tiny- "Sure thing miss."
The camera cuts off.
Random fan girls can be heard screaming: "CALL ME!!" "I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY!!" "I ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU!!"
Yami Bakura- "I want a restraining order on all of them."
Marik- *rubbing his neck* I wan't mine to span 15 miles.
So how did you like it? Tell me please. And who should I feature as guests next time? Tell me and I'll write it! Well Ja-Ne! Review!
-AyariChan02