Oh dear... oh dear.. I haven't updated in so long! I feel bad!! I am bad!!
BAD AUTHORESS BAD!!! *begins to whack herself uncontrollably with a mallet*
Ryou: "Is that safe?"
Marik: "No."
Yami Bakura: "If she keeps it up she might die." *smiles* "please die oh please!!"
Ryou: "That's no way to talk of a young woman who gave us a home on her story. You should be ashamed!!"
Marik: "A home? You call this a home!!!"
Ryou: "home is where the heart is."
Yami Bakura: "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THOSE SIGNS IN THE HALL MARK STORE!!!"
Ryou: -_-; "Monkey."
Yami Bakura: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" *jumps under a randomly appearing rock*
Marik: "Can you breathe?"
Yami Bakura: "The slight reduction of air has giving me a slight concussion. Please leave a message after the beep. BBBEEEEEEEEPPPP."
Marik: "Yami Bakura.. If you can hear me.. You shouldn't be down there.. Call me when you get this message, 'K?"
Ryou: -_-;
Yami Bakura: "Press One for normal delivery. Press Two for an Urgent Delivery."
Marik: "What button?"
Yami Bakura: "I have no buttons.. Butttt *jumps out from under rock* I am pretty. Oh so pretty and witty..."
Yami: *comes out of no where "AND GAYYYYYY!!!!"
Ryou: "AHHH!!! The attack of the Flaming Faggot!!"
Joey: "But a faggot is a bundle of sticks.."
Marik: "Does this mean all this time I was being called a bundle of sticks?"
Téa: "Our friendship will protect us from the Flaming Faggot!!!"
Yami: *on fire* "Homo!! HOMO!! HOMO!!!!"
Marik: *stabs Téa in the head*
Téa: "YOU CANNOT KILL FRIENDSHIP!!!"
Ryou: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" *pulls out a bazooka and shoots Téa."
Téa: "..." X_X * head flys off. Dead*
AyariChan02: "I'm a BAD AUTHOR!!!!" *picks up bazooka and bgins to hit herself with it*
Yami: "I am the-" *wearing a sheet for a cape* "FLAMING FAGGOT!!! PROTECTOR OF THE STICKS!!!"
Yugi: "AND I AM HIS SIDEKICK!!" *wearing a mask that barely covers his eyes* "TWIG BOY!!!"
Ryou: -_-; "Monkey."
Joey, Yugi, Yami, and Yami Bakura jump under the rock.
AyariChan02: BAD ME!!!!
Ryou: "I'm sure this chapter you post will be good."
AyariChan02: *sniffles* "Really Ryou-Chan?"
Ryou: "Of course.."
AyariChan02: "I knew you were on of my favorite Bishonen from Yu-Gi-Oh for a reason."
Ryou: "Really? I'm honored."
AyariChan02: "Because you are Albino."
Ryou: "I AM NOT!!! DAMMIT WOMAN!!! I mean.. I'm not albino. An albino person would have red or pink eyes."
AyariChan02: "And because you're-"
Yami Bakura: "HEY!!! I'm you're favorite!!"
AyariChan02: *pats YB on the head* "I know. You are my favorite too."
Marik: "I'm Her favorite!!!"
AyariChan02: "I know you too. Everyone is!"
Téa: *somehow comes back to life with a head* ME TOOO???!!
Everyone: *blank faces* "Except you.."
Téa: "You just need friends. You should love everyone."
Ryou: "MY LITTLE FRIEND LIKES YOU!!!" *shoots Téa with his Bazooka.*
Téa: X_X *dead*
AyariChan02: "Ok.. so After a long time I have this for you."
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Yugi Motou Show Part 3
Spotlights shine on combing the stage for the hosts.
Anouncer Dude: Welcome back to the next episode of the Yugi Mot-"
AyariChan02: "We have a new script.. Will you pay attention to the signs in you dressing room!!"
AD: *Ghetto accent* "Look I ain't get no sign so you better just calm that friggin' attitude down." *rolls eyes*
AyariChan02: "Do I have to fire you?"
AD: "Please let me stay. You found me on the street. Tired, hungry, and cold. You gave me a job. Made me rich. I owe it all to you. You are my Jesus. You are my goddess."
AyariChan02: *snoring* ".."
AD: "Erm.. Right.. Please let me stay. You saved me and I owe my life to you.."
AyariChan02: *wakes up* "huh? What? Oh.. Yeah.. Right. You me.. Will you hurry it up."
AD: "YES MISS!!" *back to his smooth Jeopardy Voice* "Now welcome to the.. Yami Bakura and Marik Ishtar Show! Starring-"
Marik: "Excuse me?! I was placed first on that script. Correct yourself at once."
AD: "Ye-"
Yami Bakura: "Don't listen to that gold wearing freak! I am rightfully first. Due to the fact I am much more important than him and his gold!"
AD: "We-"
Marik: "Don't take commands from an albino! Listen to me!! I am your master!!" *pulls out millennium rod*
AD: *dazed* "Yes.. Master.. Welcome to the Marik and-"
Yami Bakura: *tackles Marik to the ground.*
Marik: *screams and the millennium rod flys from his hands* "Get off!!! GET OFF!!!"
Yami Bakura: "SHUT UP!! IT'S MORE MY SHOW THAN YOURS!!!"
Marik: "RAPE!!! RAPE!!! STATUARY RAPE!!! I'M ONLY A MINOR!!!"
AD: Welcome to a show. Starring Yami Bakura, our pink bunny loving villain and Marik, a care bear lover as our hosts! Introducing Yami, our first guest, An Egyptian spirit that loves playing Mario Party 5! And our second guest Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing, an actual fan of the Spice Girls!!
Yami Bakura: "Why would I rape you!! You have nothing to rape!"
Marik: "I have balls and a penis and it's better than yours!!!"
Goku's voice: "DRAGON BALLS!!!"
Yami Bakura: *gasp* "You lie!! The only thing you have is that millennium rod in your pocket!!"
5 minutes later..
Yami Bakura: *sitting at desk* "I can't belive you said I'm anti-genital."
Marik: "Anti-genital? Is that a word?"
Yami Bakura: "I DO NOT LIKE PINK BUNNIES!!!!"
Marik: -_-;
Yami Bakura: "I hate bunnies!! BUNNIES ARE RETARDED ANIMALS THAT POOP!!! THEY WILL NEVER BE LOVED BY ME!!!" *wearing a shirt with pink bunnies on it and pink bunny slippers.*
Marik: -_-;
Yami Bakura: "KEEP THOSE LIES TO YOUR SELF!!!!"
Marik: "Calm down and sit you nimrod."
Yami Bakura: "Nimrod? Who's the on with the rod in his back pocket?"
Marik: *dirty stare.*
Yami Bakura: "Yeah you stay quiet! I am ruler now I had the plan to take over!!! This is rightfully mine!! I am the CHEESE!!! I AM THE WINE!!!!"
Marik: "You are the drunken moron."
Yami Bakura: "I only had one drink before the show."
Marik: "Then what was in those shot glasses?"
Yami Bakura: "Kool-Aid."
Marik: "Tequila flavored Kool-Aid. I was not aware they had this flavor."
Yami Bakura: "You drank out of my shot glass?!"
Marik: "No I saw the bottle."
Yami Bakura: "How'd you get smart?"
Marik: "I have decided to find a cure for Erectile Dysfunction."
Yami Bakura: "That's why we own Viagra."
Marik: O-O
Yami Bakura: "Ryou's been complaining that he hasn't been sexually happy lately. I thnk he's deformed."
Marik: O-O *passes out from TMI*
Yami Bakura: *reading what authoress wrote* "TMI? What's TMI?"
AyariChan02: *cough* "Too Much Information" *cough cough*
Yami Bakura: "Ohhhhh"
Marik: "I AM SCARED!!!!"
Yami Bakura: "You though I was telling the truth? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM NEVER TRUTHFUL!!!!!"
AyariChan02: "I think a guest is in order."
Marik: "Please. Don't leave me alone with him!!!!!"
AyariChan02: "Allright. YAMI!!!"
Yami: *runs out in a shirt with Princess "Peach" Toadstool on it.* "HIYA!!!!" *sits down in his chair swinging his feet.*
Marik: "ACK!!!" . "It's evil!!! Take it away!!! SAVE ME FROM EVIL!!!"
Yami: "I ain't evil.. well I was.." *smiles* "But that's all over. So.. What will you ask me first?"
Yami Bakura: "Awfully chipper today."
Yami: "I found some shot glasses in a dressing room. They tasted good."
Yami Bakura: "He he.. Well actually.. WAIT!!!! THOSE WERE MY SHOTGLASSES!! So did you like what they said?"
Yami: "Well I drank them and then for some reason I couldn't read."
Marik: "Tequila."
Yami: "Is that Japanese?"
Marik: "Spanish."
Yami: "I like Japanese drinks better."
Marik: "Sake.."
Yami Bakura: "Soo Yame... What-"
Yami: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HE CALLED ME YAME!!!!" * falls out of his chair laughing* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!"
Yami Bakura: "It ain't funny."
AyariChan02: "You boys are being stupid so.." *sits a big cage on the desk* "have fun." *walks away.*
Yami, Yami Bakura, and Marik stare at the cage. The cage makes funny noises and shakes.
Yami: "You open it." *pushes Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: "NO!!!* Pushes Marik* "You go."
Marik: "No way. I've seen things like this. Black man always dies first."
Yami Bakura: "That's only in those moving pictures Ryou was showing me."
Marik: "Well Mr. 'Only in Moving Picture's' I believe the pictures and I ain't going for it."
Yami: "Then this leaves it to me!! THE ONLY HERO OF THE SHOW!!!"
Marik: "Yeah you die first.'
Yami: "I'm so happy you allowed me the pleasure to save you as-"
Yami Bakura and Marik: "GO DAMMIT!!!"
Yami: "Oh yeah!!!" *steps to the cage* "I can do this. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Marik: OH!!!! I saw that in a book of some sort. Ishizu tried to read it and I ripped it and threw it in her face and said 'EAT MY TURD BITCH!!'. I think I was 13."
Yami Bakura: "You are a crazy bastard... It was in the book The Little Engine That Could."
Marik: "How would you know?"
Yami Bakura: "When Ryou taught me english he read that."
Marik: -_-.. "Don't believe you."
Yami Bakura: "You think I liked that shitty book?"
Marik: "You like bunnies. What difference does it make?"
Yami Bakura: ".. Well.. It wasn't that bad. I like the part where he was going and got nervous and then remembered-"
Marik: "Shut it."
Yami Bakura: "DID YOU TELL ME TO SHUT IT!!!!???"
Marik: "Duh."
Yami Bakura: "I AM THE CHEESE DO NOT TELL THE CHEESE WHAT TO DO!!!!"
Marik: "Erm. You are the what?"
Yami Bakura: "THE CHEESE!!!"
AyariChan02: *walks in front of the camera.* "Because of arguments among the useless characters in Yu-Gi-Oh, we have to show a erm.. Duke Devlin has a segment now."
Camera turns to the next stage and Duke Devlin sits on a bar like counter filing his nails.
Duke Devlin: "Huh?"
AyariChan02: "Get started!"
Devlin: "Ok. Like welcome to like my show thingy. It's like about cosmetics and stuff and its like called Devlin's Makeovers!" *fakely cheers* "Now.. To get started we need a man.." *grabs Joey* "Like sit."
Joey: "Wha? Hey I ain't sign up for this!"
Devlin: "I said sit. Now we're gonna like makeover like Joey."
Joey: ^_^ "Ooooo!!! A MAKE OVER!!!"
Devlin: "Like that's what I said. Now.. First make up and hair.." *pulls out a huge make up kit.* "Usually we start with a base color."
Joey: "MAKE UP!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
Devlin: "But in this case we'll like start with a like anesthetic." *pulls out a mallet and hits Joey on the head*
Joey: X_X *passed out*
Devlin: "Ok. I'll show you the like product."
5 minutes later..
Joey: *dressed up in drag* "HOLY CRAP!!! I'M.. I'M.. I'm sexy.."
Devlin: "And that's how you like make an ugly mutt into a like beauty queen."
Joey: "OOoooo. Can I stay dressed in drag and do the hula?"
Devlin: "If you like want to like scare people."
Joey: "I will now live out my life long dream to dress in drag and do the hula!!!" *begins to hula*
Tristan Taylor: "Are you looking for a fat hunk a juicy meat-"
Gay Fan Guys: "GO GO GO JOEY!!! GO GO GO JOEY!!!"
Joey: *stops* "Now no. I ain't that bent on my dreams."
Random Fangirls: COME ON BABE!!! HULA HULA HULA!!!
Joey: *grins* "Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Some ladies."
Mean while on the first stage..
Yami: "I know I can." *reaches for the cage door *
Yami Bakura: *covers eyes* "I can't watch!!!!!
Marik: "Isn't there another way!!!"
Yami: *flips open the cage door* "NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Something furry jumps on Yami's face..
Yami Bakura and Marik: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
To Be Continued..
You the readers have an opportunity to decide what jumped on Yami's face. Tell me what you think it should be and I'll use the weirdest idea in the next part of Episode 3 of the Yugi Motou Show..
Ryou: "Is that safe?"
Marik: "No."
Yami Bakura: "If she keeps it up she might die." *smiles* "please die oh please!!"
Ryou: "That's no way to talk of a young woman who gave us a home on her story. You should be ashamed!!"
Marik: "A home? You call this a home!!!"
Ryou: "home is where the heart is."
Yami Bakura: "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THOSE SIGNS IN THE HALL MARK STORE!!!"
Ryou: -_-; "Monkey."
Yami Bakura: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" *jumps under a randomly appearing rock*
Marik: "Can you breathe?"
Yami Bakura: "The slight reduction of air has giving me a slight concussion. Please leave a message after the beep. BBBEEEEEEEEPPPP."
Marik: "Yami Bakura.. If you can hear me.. You shouldn't be down there.. Call me when you get this message, 'K?"
Ryou: -_-;
Yami Bakura: "Press One for normal delivery. Press Two for an Urgent Delivery."
Marik: "What button?"
Yami Bakura: "I have no buttons.. Butttt *jumps out from under rock* I am pretty. Oh so pretty and witty..."
Yami: *comes out of no where "AND GAYYYYYY!!!!"
Ryou: "AHHH!!! The attack of the Flaming Faggot!!"
Joey: "But a faggot is a bundle of sticks.."
Marik: "Does this mean all this time I was being called a bundle of sticks?"
Téa: "Our friendship will protect us from the Flaming Faggot!!!"
Yami: *on fire* "Homo!! HOMO!! HOMO!!!!"
Marik: *stabs Téa in the head*
Téa: "YOU CANNOT KILL FRIENDSHIP!!!"
Ryou: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" *pulls out a bazooka and shoots Téa."
Téa: "..." X_X * head flys off. Dead*
AyariChan02: "I'm a BAD AUTHOR!!!!" *picks up bazooka and bgins to hit herself with it*
Yami: "I am the-" *wearing a sheet for a cape* "FLAMING FAGGOT!!! PROTECTOR OF THE STICKS!!!"
Yugi: "AND I AM HIS SIDEKICK!!" *wearing a mask that barely covers his eyes* "TWIG BOY!!!"
Ryou: -_-; "Monkey."
Joey, Yugi, Yami, and Yami Bakura jump under the rock.
AyariChan02: BAD ME!!!!
Ryou: "I'm sure this chapter you post will be good."
AyariChan02: *sniffles* "Really Ryou-Chan?"
Ryou: "Of course.."
AyariChan02: "I knew you were on of my favorite Bishonen from Yu-Gi-Oh for a reason."
Ryou: "Really? I'm honored."
AyariChan02: "Because you are Albino."
Ryou: "I AM NOT!!! DAMMIT WOMAN!!! I mean.. I'm not albino. An albino person would have red or pink eyes."
AyariChan02: "And because you're-"
Yami Bakura: "HEY!!! I'm you're favorite!!"
AyariChan02: *pats YB on the head* "I know. You are my favorite too."
Marik: "I'm Her favorite!!!"
AyariChan02: "I know you too. Everyone is!"
Téa: *somehow comes back to life with a head* ME TOOO???!!
Everyone: *blank faces* "Except you.."
Téa: "You just need friends. You should love everyone."
Ryou: "MY LITTLE FRIEND LIKES YOU!!!" *shoots Téa with his Bazooka.*
Téa: X_X *dead*
AyariChan02: "Ok.. so After a long time I have this for you."
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Yugi Motou Show Part 3
Spotlights shine on combing the stage for the hosts.
Anouncer Dude: Welcome back to the next episode of the Yugi Mot-"
AyariChan02: "We have a new script.. Will you pay attention to the signs in you dressing room!!"
AD: *Ghetto accent* "Look I ain't get no sign so you better just calm that friggin' attitude down." *rolls eyes*
AyariChan02: "Do I have to fire you?"
AD: "Please let me stay. You found me on the street. Tired, hungry, and cold. You gave me a job. Made me rich. I owe it all to you. You are my Jesus. You are my goddess."
AyariChan02: *snoring* ".."
AD: "Erm.. Right.. Please let me stay. You saved me and I owe my life to you.."
AyariChan02: *wakes up* "huh? What? Oh.. Yeah.. Right. You me.. Will you hurry it up."
AD: "YES MISS!!" *back to his smooth Jeopardy Voice* "Now welcome to the.. Yami Bakura and Marik Ishtar Show! Starring-"
Marik: "Excuse me?! I was placed first on that script. Correct yourself at once."
AD: "Ye-"
Yami Bakura: "Don't listen to that gold wearing freak! I am rightfully first. Due to the fact I am much more important than him and his gold!"
AD: "We-"
Marik: "Don't take commands from an albino! Listen to me!! I am your master!!" *pulls out millennium rod*
AD: *dazed* "Yes.. Master.. Welcome to the Marik and-"
Yami Bakura: *tackles Marik to the ground.*
Marik: *screams and the millennium rod flys from his hands* "Get off!!! GET OFF!!!"
Yami Bakura: "SHUT UP!! IT'S MORE MY SHOW THAN YOURS!!!"
Marik: "RAPE!!! RAPE!!! STATUARY RAPE!!! I'M ONLY A MINOR!!!"
AD: Welcome to a show. Starring Yami Bakura, our pink bunny loving villain and Marik, a care bear lover as our hosts! Introducing Yami, our first guest, An Egyptian spirit that loves playing Mario Party 5! And our second guest Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing, an actual fan of the Spice Girls!!
Yami Bakura: "Why would I rape you!! You have nothing to rape!"
Marik: "I have balls and a penis and it's better than yours!!!"
Goku's voice: "DRAGON BALLS!!!"
Yami Bakura: *gasp* "You lie!! The only thing you have is that millennium rod in your pocket!!"
5 minutes later..
Yami Bakura: *sitting at desk* "I can't belive you said I'm anti-genital."
Marik: "Anti-genital? Is that a word?"
Yami Bakura: "I DO NOT LIKE PINK BUNNIES!!!!"
Marik: -_-;
Yami Bakura: "I hate bunnies!! BUNNIES ARE RETARDED ANIMALS THAT POOP!!! THEY WILL NEVER BE LOVED BY ME!!!" *wearing a shirt with pink bunnies on it and pink bunny slippers.*
Marik: -_-;
Yami Bakura: "KEEP THOSE LIES TO YOUR SELF!!!!"
Marik: "Calm down and sit you nimrod."
Yami Bakura: "Nimrod? Who's the on with the rod in his back pocket?"
Marik: *dirty stare.*
Yami Bakura: "Yeah you stay quiet! I am ruler now I had the plan to take over!!! This is rightfully mine!! I am the CHEESE!!! I AM THE WINE!!!!"
Marik: "You are the drunken moron."
Yami Bakura: "I only had one drink before the show."
Marik: "Then what was in those shot glasses?"
Yami Bakura: "Kool-Aid."
Marik: "Tequila flavored Kool-Aid. I was not aware they had this flavor."
Yami Bakura: "You drank out of my shot glass?!"
Marik: "No I saw the bottle."
Yami Bakura: "How'd you get smart?"
Marik: "I have decided to find a cure for Erectile Dysfunction."
Yami Bakura: "That's why we own Viagra."
Marik: O-O
Yami Bakura: "Ryou's been complaining that he hasn't been sexually happy lately. I thnk he's deformed."
Marik: O-O *passes out from TMI*
Yami Bakura: *reading what authoress wrote* "TMI? What's TMI?"
AyariChan02: *cough* "Too Much Information" *cough cough*
Yami Bakura: "Ohhhhh"
Marik: "I AM SCARED!!!!"
Yami Bakura: "You though I was telling the truth? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM NEVER TRUTHFUL!!!!!"
AyariChan02: "I think a guest is in order."
Marik: "Please. Don't leave me alone with him!!!!!"
AyariChan02: "Allright. YAMI!!!"
Yami: *runs out in a shirt with Princess "Peach" Toadstool on it.* "HIYA!!!!" *sits down in his chair swinging his feet.*
Marik: "ACK!!!" . "It's evil!!! Take it away!!! SAVE ME FROM EVIL!!!"
Yami: "I ain't evil.. well I was.." *smiles* "But that's all over. So.. What will you ask me first?"
Yami Bakura: "Awfully chipper today."
Yami: "I found some shot glasses in a dressing room. They tasted good."
Yami Bakura: "He he.. Well actually.. WAIT!!!! THOSE WERE MY SHOTGLASSES!! So did you like what they said?"
Yami: "Well I drank them and then for some reason I couldn't read."
Marik: "Tequila."
Yami: "Is that Japanese?"
Marik: "Spanish."
Yami: "I like Japanese drinks better."
Marik: "Sake.."
Yami Bakura: "Soo Yame... What-"
Yami: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HE CALLED ME YAME!!!!" * falls out of his chair laughing* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!"
Yami Bakura: "It ain't funny."
AyariChan02: "You boys are being stupid so.." *sits a big cage on the desk* "have fun." *walks away.*
Yami, Yami Bakura, and Marik stare at the cage. The cage makes funny noises and shakes.
Yami: "You open it." *pushes Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: "NO!!!* Pushes Marik* "You go."
Marik: "No way. I've seen things like this. Black man always dies first."
Yami Bakura: "That's only in those moving pictures Ryou was showing me."
Marik: "Well Mr. 'Only in Moving Picture's' I believe the pictures and I ain't going for it."
Yami: "Then this leaves it to me!! THE ONLY HERO OF THE SHOW!!!"
Marik: "Yeah you die first.'
Yami: "I'm so happy you allowed me the pleasure to save you as-"
Yami Bakura and Marik: "GO DAMMIT!!!"
Yami: "Oh yeah!!!" *steps to the cage* "I can do this. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Marik: OH!!!! I saw that in a book of some sort. Ishizu tried to read it and I ripped it and threw it in her face and said 'EAT MY TURD BITCH!!'. I think I was 13."
Yami Bakura: "You are a crazy bastard... It was in the book The Little Engine That Could."
Marik: "How would you know?"
Yami Bakura: "When Ryou taught me english he read that."
Marik: -_-.. "Don't believe you."
Yami Bakura: "You think I liked that shitty book?"
Marik: "You like bunnies. What difference does it make?"
Yami Bakura: ".. Well.. It wasn't that bad. I like the part where he was going and got nervous and then remembered-"
Marik: "Shut it."
Yami Bakura: "DID YOU TELL ME TO SHUT IT!!!!???"
Marik: "Duh."
Yami Bakura: "I AM THE CHEESE DO NOT TELL THE CHEESE WHAT TO DO!!!!"
Marik: "Erm. You are the what?"
Yami Bakura: "THE CHEESE!!!"
AyariChan02: *walks in front of the camera.* "Because of arguments among the useless characters in Yu-Gi-Oh, we have to show a erm.. Duke Devlin has a segment now."
Camera turns to the next stage and Duke Devlin sits on a bar like counter filing his nails.
Duke Devlin: "Huh?"
AyariChan02: "Get started!"
Devlin: "Ok. Like welcome to like my show thingy. It's like about cosmetics and stuff and its like called Devlin's Makeovers!" *fakely cheers* "Now.. To get started we need a man.." *grabs Joey* "Like sit."
Joey: "Wha? Hey I ain't sign up for this!"
Devlin: "I said sit. Now we're gonna like makeover like Joey."
Joey: ^_^ "Ooooo!!! A MAKE OVER!!!"
Devlin: "Like that's what I said. Now.. First make up and hair.." *pulls out a huge make up kit.* "Usually we start with a base color."
Joey: "MAKE UP!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
Devlin: "But in this case we'll like start with a like anesthetic." *pulls out a mallet and hits Joey on the head*
Joey: X_X *passed out*
Devlin: "Ok. I'll show you the like product."
5 minutes later..
Joey: *dressed up in drag* "HOLY CRAP!!! I'M.. I'M.. I'm sexy.."
Devlin: "And that's how you like make an ugly mutt into a like beauty queen."
Joey: "OOoooo. Can I stay dressed in drag and do the hula?"
Devlin: "If you like want to like scare people."
Joey: "I will now live out my life long dream to dress in drag and do the hula!!!" *begins to hula*
Tristan Taylor: "Are you looking for a fat hunk a juicy meat-"
Gay Fan Guys: "GO GO GO JOEY!!! GO GO GO JOEY!!!"
Joey: *stops* "Now no. I ain't that bent on my dreams."
Random Fangirls: COME ON BABE!!! HULA HULA HULA!!!
Joey: *grins* "Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Some ladies."
Mean while on the first stage..
Yami: "I know I can." *reaches for the cage door *
Yami Bakura: *covers eyes* "I can't watch!!!!!
Marik: "Isn't there another way!!!"
Yami: *flips open the cage door* "NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Something furry jumps on Yami's face..
Yami Bakura and Marik: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
To Be Continued..
You the readers have an opportunity to decide what jumped on Yami's face. Tell me what you think it should be and I'll use the weirdest idea in the next part of Episode 3 of the Yugi Motou Show..