AyariChan02: Hello Loyal Readers..

Readers: *cough* yearight* cough*

AyariChan02: I HEARD THAT YOU STINKIN' BAST-

Ryou and Yugi: Remember the happy thoughts!!

Téa: I'll hug you and you'll be much- *shot in the head by Ryou again* X_X *dead*

Ryou: DAMMIT WHORE!!! STAY DEAD!!! WHEN I SHOOT YOU, YOU STAY DEAD!! *hyperventilating*

AyariChan02: Ok back to my public service announcement-

Yami Bakura: OOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!! Are we cleaning the graveyards?

Kaiba: Can we clean Joey? Because he's starting to smell like a dog too.

Joey: *sniffs arm pits* HEY!!! I don't stink!!!! Take that back Kaiba!!! DAMN MONEY BAGS!!!

Kaiba: Bring it on Mutt.

Joey: Oh. It's already been brung.

AyariChan02: WOULD YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP!!! I'D LIKE TO MAKE MY ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

Everyone whimpers and turns in to sad chibis.

AyariChan02: Quit with the face Joey. It ain't gonna work. Now where was I.. oh yes. Now.. There's a point in time when the audience must be involved.. This is you're chance to-

Yami Bakura: Can she be any more machine like?

Bandit Keith: *runs across the stage wearing nothing but a sign that reads: Machines RULE!!! Covering his area.*

Marik: ACK!!! . BLINDED AGAIN!!!!

Espa Roba: Inside you're mind I'm reading you liked it...

Marik: ACK!!!. EVIL LYING MIND READERS!!!

Weevil: My bugs will force you to-

Marik: ACK!!! . EVIL 3 FOOT TALL BUG MEN!!!!

Yami: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!

Weevil: Bugs are not eww. They are cool!!

Ryou: *cough* No wonder he hasn't got a girl friend *cough* *cough*

Joey: *cough* True true.*cough*

Strings: Shall I dispose of the mind reader and the bug?

Marik: PLEASE!!!

Arkana: Then have we a show for you!!!!

Marik: No show!!! Just make it go away!!!!

Ryou: *pulls out his bazooka* WHO WANTS SOME!!!!!

Weevil: You wouldn't dare hurt my precious!!!

Joey: *cough* Lord of the Rings *cough*

Ryou: *blows up Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth* PRECIOUS MY ASS!!!!

Yugi: Hit Pinch Hopper next!!

Yami: And then Insect Queen!!! That damn Ho!!!

Mai: There's only one position for ho on this show, and it's taken.

Joey: *cough* by you *cough*

Mokuba: Big Brother.. I'm scared..

Kaiba; It's ok. It's only Joey.

Mokuba: Not of that dammit. It's himmmmm..

Kaiba: Right.. Did you take your medicine this morning?

Mokuba: NOPE!!!! I'm drug free!! It's the way to be!!

Yugi: Then how come when I slept over you had pot under the mattress?

Mokuba: Don't blow my cover yo!!

Yugi: I mean that was some good Pixie Dust we had.. Right Yami?

Yami: I thought you called that substance Cocaine?

Yugi: COCAINE!!! MOKUBA!!! YOU HOLDIN' OUT ON ME DAWG!!!!

Mokuba: I'll show you the secret stash later.

Kaiba: Cocaine? Mokuba.. I want some..

Noa: Damn. No wonder I over threw your mind so easily.

Mokuba: But I got it back.

Yugi: After that cocaine wore off.

Mokuba: So I did it right?

AyariChan02: People. I outlawed the discussion of illegal drugs already!!! Now any way-

Mokuba: 1st amendment sista!

AyariChan02: Ain't got Shit on me.

Yami: Then who's diapers were in your dressing room?

Mokuba: *blushes* Well actually..

Kaiba: We haven't fully potty trained Mokuba yet.

AyariChan02: I hope you all are paying more attention to me out there in the audience.. Now what I was going to say is that I want ya'll to decide what was in the cage. What attacked Yami. I want your opinions and I'll but the craziest idea in Yugi Motou Show Episode 3 Part .

Yami: That means that I could be attacked by a chipmunk in a ballerina dress with a fairy wand and a bow on its head that speaks Sailor Moon phrases!!!??????

Marik: ACK!!! . NOT THE CHIPMUNK IN THE BALLERINA DRESS WITH A FARIY WAND AND A BOW ON IT'S HEAD THAT SPEAKS IN SAILOR MOON PHRASES!!!

AyariChan02: Yep.

Yami Bakura: Where's a shrink when you need one..

Mokuba: KISS ME I'M IRISH MEXICAN!!

Marik: I'm Italian jewish.

Joey: I'm a hot, horny Mexican.

Kaiba: More like a humping Chihuahua.

Yugi: I'm a bird!

Mai: I'm a plane!!

Ryou: I'm super man!!!!

Yami: I'm a cat!

Everyone stare at Yami. Including readers.

Readers: @_@ *stare at Yami*

Yami Bakura: You know.. I'm a raging lesbian in a males body.

Everyone stare at Yami Bakura. You too readers.

Readers: @_@ *stare a Yami Bakura*

Yami Bakura: THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU ALL WILL EVENTUALLY BOW DOWN TO ME!! THE RAGING LESBIAN IN A MALES BODY!!!! I AM THE CHEESE!!! BOW TO THE LESBIAN CHEESE!!!