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Ka: Hey....we're Kawaii. There's 3 of us. I'm Ka the other person is Wa and you're Ii. Wa: Eek!!! That's completely disgusting! Ka: uh....What is? Wa: Your dumb. Ka: O.o huh? Wa: God I love you. Ka: Ok.....well here's our fanfic.

*Warning* This fanfic may be a little O.O.C. (out of character) Read at your own risk. Wa: And don't blame us if it sucks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------

Chapter 1: Is This Japan?

Ryoga: *thinking* Where am I? It's been almost a month since I left my dear Akane. *sigh*

Ryoga sees a man counting money (gee wonder who that is) and decides to ask him for directions.

Tamahome: 149, 150, 151, 152, 153....*still counting*

Ryoga comes up behind Tamahome and taps his shoulder...a little too hard. Tamahome falls and his money scatters everywhere.

Tamahome: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! My money......My precious, precious babies!!!

Tamahome starts to cry while shaking Nuriko who is applying makeup, which smears all over his face because of Tamahome.

Tamahome: Help me get my money!!!

Nuriko: Look at what you did!!! *starts beating up Tamahome*

Ryoga: um.....excuse me...

Tamahome & Nuriko: huh? *turns around*

Ryoga: Where am I?

Tamahome: *thinking* Maybe I can make some money off of this guy...hee hee...more money. *starts laughing hysterically* Ryoga: *turns to Nuriko* Is he alright?

Nuriko: *sigh* Don't mind him....He's always like this...its hopeless.

Ryoga: Sooo....Where am I?

Tamahome *has stopped laughing* Information isn't cheap you know....If you really want to know....you'll give me some money.

Nuriko: Tama!!! *starts hitting Tamahome*

Tamahome: Ok ok! I'll tell him already! Geez you didn't have to be so violent. *turns to Ryoga* Your in Konan.

Ryoga: Where's Konan?

Tamahome: Give me some money first. *Nuriko hits Tamahome again* Hey! I already told him where he was....also...think of all we can buy with the money. *starts smiling really big and goes off day dreaming*

Nuriko: *sigh* He's hopeless. Konan is in China.

Ryoga: CHINA?!?!?! *thinking* I'll never see my dear Akane again....wait....Jusenkyo is in China! The man spring!!! I'll never have to be a pig again and Akane will finally be mine!!!

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(Akane and Ryoga are hugging)

Akane: Oh Ryoga!! You're so manly!

Ryoga: That I am. That I am. *gets down on his knees* Akane will you marry me?

Akane: Of course!! I'm so happy!! Who needs that loser Ranma when I've got you.

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Ryoga: *has a big smile on his face* *sigh* Ah Akane. Ok take me to Jusenkyo!!!

Nuriko: *Tamahome still daydreaming* Huh? Jusenkyo? We don't know where that is. Oh but Chiriko and Chichiri might know. They're in the palace though....but we can go there. *thinking* hee hee....I can use this as an excuse to see Hotohori. Ah your highness. *starts smiling also*

Ryoga: *thinks* huh who's Chiriko and Chichiri? Oh well....as long as I can be a man again for my dear Akane. *speaks* Ok take me to Chiko and Chiriri!!!

Nuriko: uh....its CHIRIKO and CHICHIRI.

Ryoga: ok....take me to Chikori and Chirichi!!!

Nuriko: *sigh* Why did I even bother? *drags off Ryoga and Tamahome* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------

Ka: Hey well we hope that you liked our fanfic! Please send in your reviews, suggestions, comments, etc. We want to know what all of you think. Remember your opinions count! *thumbs up* Also they'll help us type faster.

Wa: How does that feel?

Ka: *sigh* I'll tell you how that feels.....annoying!!!!

Wa: Man I'm good!

Ka: *pushes Wa out the door* Well thanks for reading our fanfic. And we hope you all learned something. (Ryoga isn't very smart) Goodnight!

Next Chapter: To Jusenkyo!!!