Disclaimer: It is only my wish to play with all the wonderful characters
that J.K.Rowling has created... especially Sev. If they were mine, Sev would
be in my bed at all times for my own viewing and playing pleasures... heheh.
Chapter 1: My Intro
To mostly everyone who has met and has been in his company, Severus Snape was the greasy git, the Death Eater loyal to You-Know-Who, a miserable bastard who's only happiness came from making those around him as miserable as he was. But to me he was more than that. He was an enigma. A puzzle, and a mystery. Not to mention a devilishly handsome prick who's silky tones caused shivers to run up my spine every time he purred in his low and sexy voice. The shivers where especially bad when that voice was directed at me. Yes, I know. I'm a bad, bad girl!!!
It's not my fault I tell you!!! It's all that sexy bastard's fault. It is not fair to any female with taste to have to go through school with a person who is that hot.
Anyway, as I was saying. My professor (yes, he is my professor..... Pity me because I'm his student and too young to bear his children sob) Yeah, well, he is my potions professor and the man's a genius, people have got to give him that. He knows everything there is to know about potions. I even heard that he had made his own potions but because he is a known Death Eater, err, let me correct that, because he is a known EX-Death Eater he wasn't given the credit for his work. The bastards.
To think that this is the man that turned away from Voldemort and is rumoured to be helping Dumbledore and Harry Potter in their never-ending quest to vanquish the fucker. I mean, what's the point of turning if everyone is still going to treat you like a piece of shit the dog left on one of your oriental 'one of a kind' carpets??? What's the point, I ask you???!!! I totally understand the way the poor guy feels and secretly cheer him on when he fucks around with those stupid Gryffindors. Especially that asshole Weasel. Yup, yup. I love Draco's nickname for him..... Not to say that I don't also like the Weasels own nickname for Draco. Ferret.
Aw!!!! They already have pet names for each other. gushes Isn't that so cute, and so GAY!!! And not the good kind of gay either.
I don't have anything against gay's.... It's totally the opposite, which is to say that those ass-fuckers turn me on!!!! Oh, yeah!!! It wouldn't bother me if anyone of my friends where gay.... My guy friends anyway. It would take me a while to get used to having one of my female friends turn out to be lesbians or bisexual because I'm a girl and could potentially be a target.
.....Though, I think that would be a very horrible, and very wrong choice on the part of the lesbian. I am NOT what anyone would want as girlfriend material, or even just a one time thing.... Not unless you are really drunk or really desperate.
Unlike most people I know, I KNOW that I'm not beautiful or even just a bit pretty. I have a kind of Asian look going on, even though I'm not Asian. People asked me if I was Japanese, or if I was related to Cho Chang.... I mean, come ON!!! Cho Chang is one of the most beautiful chicks in Hogwarts. Hello!!!!! Of course, I'm not related to her. Beside her I'm a dude.... A pimple on a donkey's ass. Yup, that's me. I'm the pimple on the donkey's ass that everyone likes because I'm NICE, and sooooo likable.... That was sarcasm people.
I don't know why people like me.... Most of the Slytherin's think I'm some brown-nose because all my teacher's like me, they actually said they enjoy talking to me and say that I'll go far, and that I'm "one of the best students they ever had they ever had the pleasure of teaching" (the teachers that is).... that's an actual quote.... From Professor McGonagall, no less.
Of course, Professor Sexy, I mean, Snape, doesn't like me.... I don't think he likes anyone and only favours the Slytherin's because he wants to win the House Cup. I simply don't believe that he favours them because they are junior recruits to Voldemort. I will never believe that my Severus is in league with that kind of shit.
Yeah.
I love my Sev.
And I shall never leave his side.
Chapter 1: My Intro
To mostly everyone who has met and has been in his company, Severus Snape was the greasy git, the Death Eater loyal to You-Know-Who, a miserable bastard who's only happiness came from making those around him as miserable as he was. But to me he was more than that. He was an enigma. A puzzle, and a mystery. Not to mention a devilishly handsome prick who's silky tones caused shivers to run up my spine every time he purred in his low and sexy voice. The shivers where especially bad when that voice was directed at me. Yes, I know. I'm a bad, bad girl!!!
It's not my fault I tell you!!! It's all that sexy bastard's fault. It is not fair to any female with taste to have to go through school with a person who is that hot.
Anyway, as I was saying. My professor (yes, he is my professor..... Pity me because I'm his student and too young to bear his children sob) Yeah, well, he is my potions professor and the man's a genius, people have got to give him that. He knows everything there is to know about potions. I even heard that he had made his own potions but because he is a known Death Eater, err, let me correct that, because he is a known EX-Death Eater he wasn't given the credit for his work. The bastards.
To think that this is the man that turned away from Voldemort and is rumoured to be helping Dumbledore and Harry Potter in their never-ending quest to vanquish the fucker. I mean, what's the point of turning if everyone is still going to treat you like a piece of shit the dog left on one of your oriental 'one of a kind' carpets??? What's the point, I ask you???!!! I totally understand the way the poor guy feels and secretly cheer him on when he fucks around with those stupid Gryffindors. Especially that asshole Weasel. Yup, yup. I love Draco's nickname for him..... Not to say that I don't also like the Weasels own nickname for Draco. Ferret.
Aw!!!! They already have pet names for each other. gushes Isn't that so cute, and so GAY!!! And not the good kind of gay either.
I don't have anything against gay's.... It's totally the opposite, which is to say that those ass-fuckers turn me on!!!! Oh, yeah!!! It wouldn't bother me if anyone of my friends where gay.... My guy friends anyway. It would take me a while to get used to having one of my female friends turn out to be lesbians or bisexual because I'm a girl and could potentially be a target.
.....Though, I think that would be a very horrible, and very wrong choice on the part of the lesbian. I am NOT what anyone would want as girlfriend material, or even just a one time thing.... Not unless you are really drunk or really desperate.
Unlike most people I know, I KNOW that I'm not beautiful or even just a bit pretty. I have a kind of Asian look going on, even though I'm not Asian. People asked me if I was Japanese, or if I was related to Cho Chang.... I mean, come ON!!! Cho Chang is one of the most beautiful chicks in Hogwarts. Hello!!!!! Of course, I'm not related to her. Beside her I'm a dude.... A pimple on a donkey's ass. Yup, that's me. I'm the pimple on the donkey's ass that everyone likes because I'm NICE, and sooooo likable.... That was sarcasm people.
I don't know why people like me.... Most of the Slytherin's think I'm some brown-nose because all my teacher's like me, they actually said they enjoy talking to me and say that I'll go far, and that I'm "one of the best students they ever had they ever had the pleasure of teaching" (the teachers that is).... that's an actual quote.... From Professor McGonagall, no less.
Of course, Professor Sexy, I mean, Snape, doesn't like me.... I don't think he likes anyone and only favours the Slytherin's because he wants to win the House Cup. I simply don't believe that he favours them because they are junior recruits to Voldemort. I will never believe that my Severus is in league with that kind of shit.
Yeah.
I love my Sev.
And I shall never leave his side.