1 The Pranks on Professor Snape.
Chapter two.
By Fizzyglitter.
D/C: Ok, Ok, you know I don't own these characters – only the **storyline** ok? So don't sue me.
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The next day, Harry, Ron and Hermione (yes, she agreed to help, scarily so), made their way down to the common room to discuss the plan with the twins.
Down in the common room sat Fred and George, playing a game of wizard chess, and George winced as a black queen smashed a white knight.
Fred looked up, and found Harry Ron and Hermione there.
"Good morning!"
"Hey… have you got the Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, sure have, allow me to introduce you to a few of our new creations…"
They pulled out a red bag, which had gold stars on it and opened it. Inside, was a variety of purple packages tied with string. They very much resembled Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans…
"These are the string beans, when someone pulls the string, the box immediately opens and out comes a bludger, which continues to follow the opener around all day, bouncing around them, we set it for "Snape attack" so it will attack Snape…" Fred explained.
They pulled out another bag, this time a blue one with silver stars…
"Are you…. Colour-coding?" Harry asked, amazed.
"Well, it does seem to make it easier…"
Harry raised his eyebrows, and they continued to open the bag.
Inside were a bunch of cream tarts, which looked very much like canary creams, which they turned out to be. Another bag, which was green with yellow stars, held a notebook, and when you wrote in it all it wrote was "Snape is an ugly potions master with slimy hair, and his middle name is Marion." They found this one particularly amusing.
Another bag was light purple with maroon stars; they held a few boxes of floo powder… which was faulty, in a way. Whenever you used it, it turned the flames purple instead and took you to Dumbledore's Office. Which would cause great amounts of problems.
"I'll look very much forward to this! Oh, I love tormenting Snape…" George sighed.
Hermione just stood there, a little unhappy with the creations and what they were going to do. They had got her to do this against what she wanted to do – which was stop them this instant – but she gave up because they kept asking… extremely annoying.
"Humph…!"
"Hermione, it's going to be perfectly ok. He's never going to know it's us… nobody is. Except all of us, that is!" Ron said.
"Let's hope so…" commented Fred.
"Nobody's going to find out, ok?"
"Right George!"
"OK. Let's get to work, today" Harry stated.
They all nodded. And that was that.
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The next day they had potions.
"Have you got the stuff?" Ron whispered to Harry.
"Yeah, you got the distraction figured?"
"Yeah"
"OK good!"
As the class dragged on, they took notes, accidentally mistook the Ugly Snape notebook to be something else, and rubbed out the writing – luckily the twins had made it rub-out-able. Probably so they'd mistake it for a notebook again.
The class ended, and the Griffindors and Slytherins started to file out of the room.
"Sir! Sir!" Ron called.
"Yes Mr Weasley…" Snape slithered.
"I'm just wondering what page the homework was on, you never mentioned it." Ron lied.
"Yes I did Weasley, I wouldn't ever forget something that stupid… on with you now!"
"But sir, what is that?" Ron pointed behind Snape.
Snape turned around. "I see perfectly nothing Weasley"
"But I swore I saw… there it is again!"
As this was going on, Harry was swapping his normal notebook with the fake, and slipping the string beans in his drawer.
"Gee, I wonder where that firebird was, I swear it was right behind you on the blackboard! It was written in chalk and it was flying over the chalkboard! I swear it!"
"Rubbish, Weasley. 50 Points off Griffindor for your cheek. Now scram!" Snarled Snape.
Weasley hopped to it as fast as he could. Snape was looking a bit scary, he'd pulled out his wand and he was tapping the blackboard muttering under his breath… strange.
Ron caught up with Hermione and Harry, panting.
"Just got away, I think he didn't notice what we did!"
"Great, and now for the master plan."
A/N: Next chapter: The master plan, and the… er… "testing" of the experimental er… pranks. cough cough
Chapter two.
By Fizzyglitter.
D/C: Ok, Ok, you know I don't own these characters – only the **storyline** ok? So don't sue me.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The next day, Harry, Ron and Hermione (yes, she agreed to help, scarily so), made their way down to the common room to discuss the plan with the twins.
Down in the common room sat Fred and George, playing a game of wizard chess, and George winced as a black queen smashed a white knight.
Fred looked up, and found Harry Ron and Hermione there.
"Good morning!"
"Hey… have you got the Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, sure have, allow me to introduce you to a few of our new creations…"
They pulled out a red bag, which had gold stars on it and opened it. Inside, was a variety of purple packages tied with string. They very much resembled Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans…
"These are the string beans, when someone pulls the string, the box immediately opens and out comes a bludger, which continues to follow the opener around all day, bouncing around them, we set it for "Snape attack" so it will attack Snape…" Fred explained.
They pulled out another bag, this time a blue one with silver stars…
"Are you…. Colour-coding?" Harry asked, amazed.
"Well, it does seem to make it easier…"
Harry raised his eyebrows, and they continued to open the bag.
Inside were a bunch of cream tarts, which looked very much like canary creams, which they turned out to be. Another bag, which was green with yellow stars, held a notebook, and when you wrote in it all it wrote was "Snape is an ugly potions master with slimy hair, and his middle name is Marion." They found this one particularly amusing.
Another bag was light purple with maroon stars; they held a few boxes of floo powder… which was faulty, in a way. Whenever you used it, it turned the flames purple instead and took you to Dumbledore's Office. Which would cause great amounts of problems.
"I'll look very much forward to this! Oh, I love tormenting Snape…" George sighed.
Hermione just stood there, a little unhappy with the creations and what they were going to do. They had got her to do this against what she wanted to do – which was stop them this instant – but she gave up because they kept asking… extremely annoying.
"Humph…!"
"Hermione, it's going to be perfectly ok. He's never going to know it's us… nobody is. Except all of us, that is!" Ron said.
"Let's hope so…" commented Fred.
"Nobody's going to find out, ok?"
"Right George!"
"OK. Let's get to work, today" Harry stated.
They all nodded. And that was that.
*~*~*~*~*
The next day they had potions.
"Have you got the stuff?" Ron whispered to Harry.
"Yeah, you got the distraction figured?"
"Yeah"
"OK good!"
As the class dragged on, they took notes, accidentally mistook the Ugly Snape notebook to be something else, and rubbed out the writing – luckily the twins had made it rub-out-able. Probably so they'd mistake it for a notebook again.
The class ended, and the Griffindors and Slytherins started to file out of the room.
"Sir! Sir!" Ron called.
"Yes Mr Weasley…" Snape slithered.
"I'm just wondering what page the homework was on, you never mentioned it." Ron lied.
"Yes I did Weasley, I wouldn't ever forget something that stupid… on with you now!"
"But sir, what is that?" Ron pointed behind Snape.
Snape turned around. "I see perfectly nothing Weasley"
"But I swore I saw… there it is again!"
As this was going on, Harry was swapping his normal notebook with the fake, and slipping the string beans in his drawer.
"Gee, I wonder where that firebird was, I swear it was right behind you on the blackboard! It was written in chalk and it was flying over the chalkboard! I swear it!"
"Rubbish, Weasley. 50 Points off Griffindor for your cheek. Now scram!" Snarled Snape.
Weasley hopped to it as fast as he could. Snape was looking a bit scary, he'd pulled out his wand and he was tapping the blackboard muttering under his breath… strange.
Ron caught up with Hermione and Harry, panting.
"Just got away, I think he didn't notice what we did!"
"Great, and now for the master plan."
A/N: Next chapter: The master plan, and the… er… "testing" of the experimental er… pranks. cough cough