The Pranks on Professor Snape.
Chapter Three.
By Fizzyglitter.
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Snape walked into the classroom.
He couldn't seem to find his notebook.
He'd searched everywhere.
He needed to write a shopping list for more potions ingredients…
Ah! There it is!
Right on the desk where he'd left it.
All right… eye of newt, frogs legs… whaaaaaaat?
"Snape is an ugly potions master with slimy hair, and his middle name is Marion."
What the…?
How did they know that my name was Marion?
Who did this?
Detention… the person who did this needs detention… and one hundred points off their house!
Will take revenge… need notebook…
I'll rub this out… yes… that's better… no more middle name information.
I'll get some every flavour beans now, that shall be good… I need a treat…
What's this? They have string on them? New packaging aye?
What the! Bludgers!
Ouch!
What the…?
Ooooof!
Yowch!
DeTenTiOn to those who did this! Rrrgh…
I must go to see Argus about this, he's bound to know something, he's got eyes and ears everywhere…
Floo powder… yes…
What!? It's… purple?
Oh well, let's just get in.
"Argus Filch's Office!"
What the… this isn't Argus Filch's office! This is… Professor Dumbledore's Office? This isn't right!
There is deffinently something wrong here, what black cat crossed my path?
Dentention to the student who did this! Rrrrrgh…
Not. Good.
*~*~*~*~*
"OK, so we're doing this tonight?"
"Yep. Deffinently"
"This is going to work isn't it?"
"It should!"
"Snape's really going to get it this time… heeheehee" Ron said evilly, rubbing his hands together. He really had it in for Snape.
Hermione sighed.
"This is such a bad idea. I don't even know why I agreed to this"
"Well, we're getting back at Snape, for one, and you can get back at him for everything evil he's done to us!"
"Good point… all right, I'll help. So you want to get this Canary Cream onto his plate, and you want him to eat it? Well, I could use a persuasive charm for that, and I could also use a banishing charm… what do you think of that?"
"Great!" Fred exclaimed. "When do we start?"
"The start of dinner, but we can't let anyone see that we're banishing it to his plate, so we have to make it invisible" Hermione analysed.
"An invisible charm would be good for that" George commented. "Nobody would know we were doing anything, then!"
"Great idea!" Fred said "What do we do now Ickle Ronnickins?"
"Don't. Call. Me. That! Well, we're going to sit around and do nothing until the big event. Which is good."
"Even better: We could practise Quidditch" Harry put in.
"Deffinitely better… lets go!" They all said, and made a mad rush for the door.
*~*~*~*~*
It was dinner time.
"Are you ready?" Harry asked anxiously. This was the biggest prank he had ever pulled, although he thought that his parents had done better…
"Yep. All ready" Ron said, pulling out his wand… which looked a bit dodgy.
"Oh no you're not using that!" Hermione said, as if this was very tragic. "I'm going to do all the spells, ok? You, using that wand, would be far too dangerous," she said, looking at the wand, which was snapped in half.
"OK, ready? Got the Canary Cream George?"
"Got it."
"Good, let's start then!" Hermione said, rather scarily enthusiastic… very uncharacteristic.
She pulled out her wand, and muttered a spell under her breath, and made the Canary Cream invisible. After that, she put her wand to it again and made it levitate (we couldn't see it, but we knew what was happening), to the plate of which Professor Snape was eating from, and she made it visible again. When she'd finished that, she pointed her wand at Professor Snape and muttered her Persuasion Spell. Which worked, because he picked up the Canary Cream… and ate it!
Professor Snape turned into a large canary with a burst of feathers.
The whole Hall absolutely ***Exploded.***
It took a great amount of effort for Dumbledore to put the hall back to normal, and turn Snape back, who slithered out of the hall, hissing curses about what he was going to do to the person who did this to him.
The whole hall was still laughing like mad as he made his way out of the door.
A/N: OK! Phew! Two Chapters in Two Days! Not too bad aye?
Anyhow, please review, review, review! And I'll be happy.
Baibai For Now…
Fizzyglitter *~
Chapter Three.
By Fizzyglitter.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Snape walked into the classroom.
He couldn't seem to find his notebook.
He'd searched everywhere.
He needed to write a shopping list for more potions ingredients…
Ah! There it is!
Right on the desk where he'd left it.
All right… eye of newt, frogs legs… whaaaaaaat?
"Snape is an ugly potions master with slimy hair, and his middle name is Marion."
What the…?
How did they know that my name was Marion?
Who did this?
Detention… the person who did this needs detention… and one hundred points off their house!
Will take revenge… need notebook…
I'll rub this out… yes… that's better… no more middle name information.
I'll get some every flavour beans now, that shall be good… I need a treat…
What's this? They have string on them? New packaging aye?
What the! Bludgers!
Ouch!
What the…?
Ooooof!
Yowch!
DeTenTiOn to those who did this! Rrrgh…
I must go to see Argus about this, he's bound to know something, he's got eyes and ears everywhere…
Floo powder… yes…
What!? It's… purple?
Oh well, let's just get in.
"Argus Filch's Office!"
What the… this isn't Argus Filch's office! This is… Professor Dumbledore's Office? This isn't right!
There is deffinently something wrong here, what black cat crossed my path?
Dentention to the student who did this! Rrrrrgh…
Not. Good.
*~*~*~*~*
"OK, so we're doing this tonight?"
"Yep. Deffinently"
"This is going to work isn't it?"
"It should!"
"Snape's really going to get it this time… heeheehee" Ron said evilly, rubbing his hands together. He really had it in for Snape.
Hermione sighed.
"This is such a bad idea. I don't even know why I agreed to this"
"Well, we're getting back at Snape, for one, and you can get back at him for everything evil he's done to us!"
"Good point… all right, I'll help. So you want to get this Canary Cream onto his plate, and you want him to eat it? Well, I could use a persuasive charm for that, and I could also use a banishing charm… what do you think of that?"
"Great!" Fred exclaimed. "When do we start?"
"The start of dinner, but we can't let anyone see that we're banishing it to his plate, so we have to make it invisible" Hermione analysed.
"An invisible charm would be good for that" George commented. "Nobody would know we were doing anything, then!"
"Great idea!" Fred said "What do we do now Ickle Ronnickins?"
"Don't. Call. Me. That! Well, we're going to sit around and do nothing until the big event. Which is good."
"Even better: We could practise Quidditch" Harry put in.
"Deffinitely better… lets go!" They all said, and made a mad rush for the door.
*~*~*~*~*
It was dinner time.
"Are you ready?" Harry asked anxiously. This was the biggest prank he had ever pulled, although he thought that his parents had done better…
"Yep. All ready" Ron said, pulling out his wand… which looked a bit dodgy.
"Oh no you're not using that!" Hermione said, as if this was very tragic. "I'm going to do all the spells, ok? You, using that wand, would be far too dangerous," she said, looking at the wand, which was snapped in half.
"OK, ready? Got the Canary Cream George?"
"Got it."
"Good, let's start then!" Hermione said, rather scarily enthusiastic… very uncharacteristic.
She pulled out her wand, and muttered a spell under her breath, and made the Canary Cream invisible. After that, she put her wand to it again and made it levitate (we couldn't see it, but we knew what was happening), to the plate of which Professor Snape was eating from, and she made it visible again. When she'd finished that, she pointed her wand at Professor Snape and muttered her Persuasion Spell. Which worked, because he picked up the Canary Cream… and ate it!
Professor Snape turned into a large canary with a burst of feathers.
The whole Hall absolutely ***Exploded.***
It took a great amount of effort for Dumbledore to put the hall back to normal, and turn Snape back, who slithered out of the hall, hissing curses about what he was going to do to the person who did this to him.
The whole hall was still laughing like mad as he made his way out of the door.
A/N: OK! Phew! Two Chapters in Two Days! Not too bad aye?
Anyhow, please review, review, review! And I'll be happy.
Baibai For Now…
Fizzyglitter *~