The Pranks on Professor Snape.
Chapter Four.
By Fizzyglitter.
A/N: I've been a very busy bee. This is the fastest I've posted on fanfic.net in a matter of a few days. So I've been posting like mad!
D/C: 1….2….3… I don't own the characters! But I own the storyline, so hah. So there.
On with the show!
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Within the next few days, whenever someone passed Snape, they had the habit of bursting out laughing. Therefore Snape was giving out so many detentions that you couldn't count on one hand… in an hour.
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It was the next potions class, which had Harry, Ron and Hermione in it.
They edged into the class' front row, trying not to be seen, which was very effective, since nobody saw them slip in.
Snape was absolutely spitting chips, (A/N if you're not Australian, you may not know what I'm talking about here. I think it's slang… it means he's very angry… extremely ticked off… back to the story) he was ruffling through his papers on the desk, and he kept glaring at his notebook. Also, he was being followed around by a bludger… for some unknown reason… ahem.
When everyone was seated, Snape gave his opening speech, with a slight variation…
This is the variation – "I swear, that if any of you students have done all these pranks on me, you shall be expelled from Hogwarts if I get my way! If you are one of these so-called jokesters, please come forward, if you do not come forward you will get a far worse punishment… - and so on and so forth.
They didn't stand up, of course.
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Later that day
"I don't think we should do any more pranks…" Hermione said seriously, whilst browsing through a shelf of 'light reading' which looked very heavy.
"Well, I think we should. It's good fun to me, and we probably won't get caught, unless he tries magic, which may work…" Ron mumbled, flicking through a book which had the Charms Homework in it.
"Same, it's really just a bunch of fun… tormenting Snape…" Fred said, and George nodded. They were playing wizard chess.
"Yeah…" Harry said, reading a book the size of his palm, about invisibility.
Everyone was at the same table. They were all doing homework – or in Fred and George's point of view – playing wizard chess when they should be doing their homework…
"You're outnumbered Hermione… looks like we're still going ahead with some more pranks!" George said happily.
Hermione sighed, and continued looking through her books.
"This is a bad idea, you know, because Snape is very angry. I've never even seen him this furious! I don't think he's ever given out this many detentions in recorded history – I don't think anyone has!" Hermione exclaimed.
"True, but it's worth it." Ron pointed out.
"True…" Hermione nodded, and sighed.
"So we go ahead…" Harry said.
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"These are the new ones," Fred said as he emptied a few more bags on the table from his large muggle-looking bag.
He started to explain.
So far, they had some "Madness Tablets." When you put them in his coffee, or whatever he is drinking, he'll go mad, all day. Which they would all find very amusing. He wouldn't go psychotic, but he'd just act weirdly.
They also had another variation of that, which were "Nice Teacher Tablets." Where they made you have no homework for a whole week, and they don't remember giving you none, and they have the mental image – even when they didn't give you the homework – that they'd given it to you, and checked it. They all found this one particularly ingenious.
Then there was the one they were going to go public on. Of course, in the setting of the great hall, at dinnertime. As their usual strike plan is. Their main aim was to make Snape paranoid, and drive him to be nice to all the students, fearing they'd do something horrible.
Their public prank was, they were going to bewitch his potatoes. This would make him stand up and make a speech about how his middle name is Marion, and so on. They basically made this spell, so anyone who eats something that is bewitched by that spell, would stand up and say their deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secrets.
They all thought these ideas were very good, and said that they were going to start the pranks the next day… before and during dinnertime.
They were going to get Snape this time. Ultimate Revenge. They smiled at this fact.
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A/N: How'd you like that? Good? I'm going to write the next chapter sometime tonight or tomorrow, so you better like this, I'm going to continue writing this story until the Very End. This is the third chapter I've uploaded tonight! Isn't that scary?
Preview notes: The next chapter should be a good one, they try out their new pranks and … something important happens. Something changing. Something mysterious. Something… chaotic! ( Enjoy!
Chapter Four.
By Fizzyglitter.
A/N: I've been a very busy bee. This is the fastest I've posted on fanfic.net in a matter of a few days. So I've been posting like mad!
D/C: 1….2….3… I don't own the characters! But I own the storyline, so hah. So there.
On with the show!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Within the next few days, whenever someone passed Snape, they had the habit of bursting out laughing. Therefore Snape was giving out so many detentions that you couldn't count on one hand… in an hour.
*~*~*~*~*
It was the next potions class, which had Harry, Ron and Hermione in it.
They edged into the class' front row, trying not to be seen, which was very effective, since nobody saw them slip in.
Snape was absolutely spitting chips, (A/N if you're not Australian, you may not know what I'm talking about here. I think it's slang… it means he's very angry… extremely ticked off… back to the story) he was ruffling through his papers on the desk, and he kept glaring at his notebook. Also, he was being followed around by a bludger… for some unknown reason… ahem.
When everyone was seated, Snape gave his opening speech, with a slight variation…
This is the variation – "I swear, that if any of you students have done all these pranks on me, you shall be expelled from Hogwarts if I get my way! If you are one of these so-called jokesters, please come forward, if you do not come forward you will get a far worse punishment… - and so on and so forth.
They didn't stand up, of course.
*~*~*~*~*
Later that day
"I don't think we should do any more pranks…" Hermione said seriously, whilst browsing through a shelf of 'light reading' which looked very heavy.
"Well, I think we should. It's good fun to me, and we probably won't get caught, unless he tries magic, which may work…" Ron mumbled, flicking through a book which had the Charms Homework in it.
"Same, it's really just a bunch of fun… tormenting Snape…" Fred said, and George nodded. They were playing wizard chess.
"Yeah…" Harry said, reading a book the size of his palm, about invisibility.
Everyone was at the same table. They were all doing homework – or in Fred and George's point of view – playing wizard chess when they should be doing their homework…
"You're outnumbered Hermione… looks like we're still going ahead with some more pranks!" George said happily.
Hermione sighed, and continued looking through her books.
"This is a bad idea, you know, because Snape is very angry. I've never even seen him this furious! I don't think he's ever given out this many detentions in recorded history – I don't think anyone has!" Hermione exclaimed.
"True, but it's worth it." Ron pointed out.
"True…" Hermione nodded, and sighed.
"So we go ahead…" Harry said.
*~*~*~*~*
"These are the new ones," Fred said as he emptied a few more bags on the table from his large muggle-looking bag.
He started to explain.
So far, they had some "Madness Tablets." When you put them in his coffee, or whatever he is drinking, he'll go mad, all day. Which they would all find very amusing. He wouldn't go psychotic, but he'd just act weirdly.
They also had another variation of that, which were "Nice Teacher Tablets." Where they made you have no homework for a whole week, and they don't remember giving you none, and they have the mental image – even when they didn't give you the homework – that they'd given it to you, and checked it. They all found this one particularly ingenious.
Then there was the one they were going to go public on. Of course, in the setting of the great hall, at dinnertime. As their usual strike plan is. Their main aim was to make Snape paranoid, and drive him to be nice to all the students, fearing they'd do something horrible.
Their public prank was, they were going to bewitch his potatoes. This would make him stand up and make a speech about how his middle name is Marion, and so on. They basically made this spell, so anyone who eats something that is bewitched by that spell, would stand up and say their deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secrets.
They all thought these ideas were very good, and said that they were going to start the pranks the next day… before and during dinnertime.
They were going to get Snape this time. Ultimate Revenge. They smiled at this fact.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: How'd you like that? Good? I'm going to write the next chapter sometime tonight or tomorrow, so you better like this, I'm going to continue writing this story until the Very End. This is the third chapter I've uploaded tonight! Isn't that scary?
Preview notes: The next chapter should be a good one, they try out their new pranks and … something important happens. Something changing. Something mysterious. Something… chaotic! ( Enjoy!