The Pranks on Professor Snape.
Chapter Five! (wow, I'm getting there!)
By Fizzyglitter.
A/N: WOW! So many reviews! (gee, I might post another three chapters in a day splurge thing, so I get that many reviews… six in a day! I think… ***looks back*** no, five in one day! NotaBada! I did better with my "Why Voldemort Was After Harry Potter" but I was a bit disappointed after that at my other fics, because they didn't get very many reviews **coughcough*onesometimes*coughcough** so I'm VERY Happy with the people who reviewed, thank you very much!
SPOILER.
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In the last chapter when he was giving the speech to the potions class, he was supposed to cough up feathers at the end… so I'm making up for that in this chapter… ahem.
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END OF SPOILER.
D/C: ok, you **know** I don't own any of these characters. If you didn't know that I didn't own some of these characters… well all of the characters, then I wouldn't really call you a fan, would I? On with the show!
OH, and I made that spell for the Snape standing up thing, ok? Jk doesn't own that one yet!
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Snape spat some feathers onto the desk.
He was still coughing up featherballs from that horrible sweet.
Why did I even have to have touched that?
This is not good.
The pranksters could be anywhere.
It was like a reincarnation of James Potter.
Snape shuddered, and looked behind him at the door. It was still closed, like he'd left it… with several locks on it. He was starting to get too paranoid.
Even so… ever since that episode where they had set me up with the tree. That rotten Sirius Black should have paid for what he was trying to do. It was certainly something illegal. They should have never let Black into the school. Ever.
He looked behind him again.
*~*~*~*~*
As this was happening, they were preparing.
"So we're going to use the same invisibility spells on these tablets, rightio?" Harry said.
"Yep. That's right."
"So the spell won't interfere with the tablets? I've heard that happened to someone once, it was a goodness tablet, to make someone good… the person ended up being corrupt, and they were put in a wizarding asylum… with the same security as Azkaban, minus the dementors…" Hermione murmured. She was reading.
"Ok… we'll modify that plan… we'll just slip them in his drink, the easy way."
"Good, let's get to it then… oh, and what about that bewitchment, got that done Hermione?" Ron asked.
"Of course! What do you think I am? Disorganised?"
"Er… no… of course not Hermione!" Ron stammered, and hastily turned back to his reading.
So that was that.
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Potions lesson, again.
They slipped right into the back row of class. As usual.
The class dragged on, boringly, writing down notes, stuff like that.
Finally it was the end of class.
This time they didn't do excuses, because it would be far too obvious, they just casually slipped the tablets into his cup of butterbeer. They were allowed to put them all in at the same time. They looked very much forward to the effects.
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Dinner time.
Prank time.
Speech time.
Hermione pulled out her wand. This was it… this was what was going to change the reputation of Snape… forever. He would never be looked at the same. People would never talk to him the same. Nothing, would be the same.
She pointed her wand at the long table, which held all the teachers.
"Trinsend." She muttered.
Light blue sparkles shot out of her wand. They could only be seen by the person that was casting by the spell, but it felt very uncomfortable.
The sparkles hit the potatoes, and Snape reached for them.
It was as if it was in slow motion.
He'd put it on his plate.
He was putting his fork in the potatoes, and the fork was being brought to his mouth.
He put it in his mouth.
Hermione held her breath.
He started to stand up.
This was it!
The others were watching transfixed.
He was starting to raise his wand to silence the crowd.
Red sparks came out of his wand and a banner appeared above his head saying "Silence!"
The hall melted into silence. People nudging each other and telling them to shut up, and so on and so forth.
"People of Hogwarts, I would like to announce a few things." He stopped, shook his head like he was trying to believe what he was seeing, putting his fingers to his head, and he recovered. "I… would like to say… that… Professor Trelawney, I love you, I always have, I always will, dear darling. Always.
"I keep a diary, in the front drawer of my desk, at the top, in a secret compartment, the key to the secret compartment is in the parallel drawer. Inside a book called 'Fungi and its properties in potions.'" He droned.
"Wow, it worked!" Ron whispered under his breath. "Ultimate Payback…"
"In it, is all you need to know in diary…I also wear fluoro green socks…" he droned, then he looked around him, sat down, and started to eat his dinner like nothing had happened.
"If he or anyone else finds out who did this, we're going to be in big trouble…" Harry whispered as the whole Hall of people fell about laughing, and Trelawney stared at Snape in something a cross between surprise and disgust. Snape was wondering what was going on.
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A/N: I can't remember what I was going to say, don't you just hate that?
Well, here's the preview information: the results of the prank. Snape goes psycho (not literally), someone finds some information… no more info! Now you have to read chapter six!
Oh, I'm so happy about these reviews, that I'll be even more enthusiastic writing my next chapters hint hint so, thanks for those reviews, I really like them hint hint
Chapter Five! (wow, I'm getting there!)
By Fizzyglitter.
A/N: WOW! So many reviews! (gee, I might post another three chapters in a day splurge thing, so I get that many reviews… six in a day! I think… ***looks back*** no, five in one day! NotaBada! I did better with my "Why Voldemort Was After Harry Potter" but I was a bit disappointed after that at my other fics, because they didn't get very many reviews **coughcough*onesometimes*coughcough** so I'm VERY Happy with the people who reviewed, thank you very much!
SPOILER.
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2
1
In the last chapter when he was giving the speech to the potions class, he was supposed to cough up feathers at the end… so I'm making up for that in this chapter… ahem.
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2
4
END OF SPOILER.
D/C: ok, you **know** I don't own any of these characters. If you didn't know that I didn't own some of these characters… well all of the characters, then I wouldn't really call you a fan, would I? On with the show!
OH, and I made that spell for the Snape standing up thing, ok? Jk doesn't own that one yet!
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Snape spat some feathers onto the desk.
He was still coughing up featherballs from that horrible sweet.
Why did I even have to have touched that?
This is not good.
The pranksters could be anywhere.
It was like a reincarnation of James Potter.
Snape shuddered, and looked behind him at the door. It was still closed, like he'd left it… with several locks on it. He was starting to get too paranoid.
Even so… ever since that episode where they had set me up with the tree. That rotten Sirius Black should have paid for what he was trying to do. It was certainly something illegal. They should have never let Black into the school. Ever.
He looked behind him again.
*~*~*~*~*
As this was happening, they were preparing.
"So we're going to use the same invisibility spells on these tablets, rightio?" Harry said.
"Yep. That's right."
"So the spell won't interfere with the tablets? I've heard that happened to someone once, it was a goodness tablet, to make someone good… the person ended up being corrupt, and they were put in a wizarding asylum… with the same security as Azkaban, minus the dementors…" Hermione murmured. She was reading.
"Ok… we'll modify that plan… we'll just slip them in his drink, the easy way."
"Good, let's get to it then… oh, and what about that bewitchment, got that done Hermione?" Ron asked.
"Of course! What do you think I am? Disorganised?"
"Er… no… of course not Hermione!" Ron stammered, and hastily turned back to his reading.
So that was that.
*~*~*~*~*
Potions lesson, again.
They slipped right into the back row of class. As usual.
The class dragged on, boringly, writing down notes, stuff like that.
Finally it was the end of class.
This time they didn't do excuses, because it would be far too obvious, they just casually slipped the tablets into his cup of butterbeer. They were allowed to put them all in at the same time. They looked very much forward to the effects.
*~*~*~*~*
Dinner time.
Prank time.
Speech time.
Hermione pulled out her wand. This was it… this was what was going to change the reputation of Snape… forever. He would never be looked at the same. People would never talk to him the same. Nothing, would be the same.
She pointed her wand at the long table, which held all the teachers.
"Trinsend." She muttered.
Light blue sparkles shot out of her wand. They could only be seen by the person that was casting by the spell, but it felt very uncomfortable.
The sparkles hit the potatoes, and Snape reached for them.
It was as if it was in slow motion.
He'd put it on his plate.
He was putting his fork in the potatoes, and the fork was being brought to his mouth.
He put it in his mouth.
Hermione held her breath.
He started to stand up.
This was it!
The others were watching transfixed.
He was starting to raise his wand to silence the crowd.
Red sparks came out of his wand and a banner appeared above his head saying "Silence!"
The hall melted into silence. People nudging each other and telling them to shut up, and so on and so forth.
"People of Hogwarts, I would like to announce a few things." He stopped, shook his head like he was trying to believe what he was seeing, putting his fingers to his head, and he recovered. "I… would like to say… that… Professor Trelawney, I love you, I always have, I always will, dear darling. Always.
"I keep a diary, in the front drawer of my desk, at the top, in a secret compartment, the key to the secret compartment is in the parallel drawer. Inside a book called 'Fungi and its properties in potions.'" He droned.
"Wow, it worked!" Ron whispered under his breath. "Ultimate Payback…"
"In it, is all you need to know in diary…I also wear fluoro green socks…" he droned, then he looked around him, sat down, and started to eat his dinner like nothing had happened.
"If he or anyone else finds out who did this, we're going to be in big trouble…" Harry whispered as the whole Hall of people fell about laughing, and Trelawney stared at Snape in something a cross between surprise and disgust. Snape was wondering what was going on.
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A/N: I can't remember what I was going to say, don't you just hate that?
Well, here's the preview information: the results of the prank. Snape goes psycho (not literally), someone finds some information… no more info! Now you have to read chapter six!
Oh, I'm so happy about these reviews, that I'll be even more enthusiastic writing my next chapters hint hint so, thanks for those reviews, I really like them hint hint