The Pranks on Professor Snape.
Chapter Nine (Whoa!)
By Fizzygiltter. (miss fizzyglitter 2u! Heehee… kidding!)
A/N: Well, I just woke up say half an hour ago, I'd say. So if there's anything weird in this story, just give a yell in the review section.
The other day (lets just say yesterday) I was thinking: "Gee, that last chapter was weird, I should cover that up… I mean, how could Malfoy be nice, for goodness' sake!"
So, I wake up, and lay there thinking. "Hey, I should get started on those stories… and the pranks on professor snape…. And… " and so I go on and on and on. Half an hour later, I switch on my computer, put on taxiride to wake me up ("What does it sound like again? Haven't listened to it for aaages…") and start to write this story. (however tired I am, I have to get it together Isome/Itime…)
Also, I think you'd have spotted that I've slowed down the chapter writing. This is probably due to school. (don't you hate the stuff!) hey, and I'd like you to guess how old I'm turning this year! (clue, I go to school… oh wait… .duh fizzy!) and I'll give you a mention in my next author note! (big honour) and you guys that know me out there, and you know my age and my real name: you aren't included, come off it! (laughs)
Happy reading!
D/C: DUUUH! I OWN THIS STUFF… (big sarcasm streak there!) Come I on, /I I'd think that you'd know that I only own the storyline by now! I mean, if you've come this far, you probably like it and think it's not a pathetic load of stuff, and so you come up to here and I give almost exactly the same disclaimer as last… (Sigh)
On with the show! (hehee, shall I make that my trademark?) (sings along to 'get set')
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After the weird awakening of Malfoy being nice, the three were found being rather freaked out.
Still not believing that this could happen, ever so weirdly, was beyond them. Although, they had more important things to think about…
"We have his diary. We got away with it. What shall we do? Broadcast it on the most popular radeo station? It's called Wand Dust Everywhere… broadcasted all over… well it's not really a radeo… that muggle thing… it's more of a kind of little circular box with nothing in it you just open whenever you like… You know… it's the most popular music box ever, and everyone listens to it. Practically everyone in this school. So it should be extremely public." Ron babbled.
"Ron, it's RADIO…"
"ok, ok. But what do you think of the idea?"
"I think it's brilliant… but it'll cost money." Fred pointed out.
"So, how about we just hang it up all over the castle? It's a bit risky, although it's worth it… plus, some people out of Hogwarts may not know who the people listed in his diary are, so we better keep it local… then we won't get as much detention if he catches us… How about that?" Harry said.
"I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GET EXPELLED! ARE YOU ALL MAD? YOU ARE ALL MESSING UP YOUR ENTIRE CAREER FUTURES! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO ANYTHING THIS FOOLISH!"
Hermione was seething.
"HOW COULD YOU DO ANYTHING THIS BIG… NO GUILT? NO REMORSE? NO BLOODY REGRET?"
"Hermione! You swore!" Ron was shocked.
"I can't believe you swore Hermione!" Harry was as shocked as Ron.
"YEAH WELL, I'M A WITCH. WITCHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD, AS WRITTEN IN MUGGLE HISTORY. EVER HEARD OF THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST? WITCH OF THE NORTH? THEY'RE ALL EVIL FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! Also, I'm very angry about this because you're all totally out of your heads…"
"look who's talking…" Ron muttered… Hermione looked at him suspiciously.
"I think she's finally cracked…" Fred whispered to George.
"Aha…" George whispered back.
"I have certainly I not /I cracked… it's just that, I'm very scared that we might get killed, or worse… expelled."
"As I said before, in first year. You've got to get your priorities right…"
"Look who's talking. You're risking everything to get back at Snape for some little thing… snap out of it, will you??"
*
(fanfic writer stops for brekky break)
Back, ok. Where was I?
*
"No, it's worth it Hermione. I mean, he was the one who read that witch weekly out to the class. Even though you didn't mind at all, he was aiming very maliciously. I don't think he's very nice, and he deserves it. Because, he's been horrible to people all his life – I wouldn't be surprised if he was the Draco Malfoy of the age, and I bet he was horrible to his parents, no doubt… All meanies get their comeuppance!"
"Ron's right Hermione. He has to get his comeuppance some day. And tomorrow, is that day."
Hermione looked like she was giving in.
"Who do you think I am? A criminal wanting to go to Azkaban because the criminal thinks that it's a paradise by the sea?"
"No, we're thinking that you would want to have some revenge for all the horrible things he's done. I mean, I know he was unsympathetic when Malfoy made your teeth bigger and so and so, and I know you hate him for that. I mean, you're a really good witch, Hermione! You could help us not get expelled. Really, how else would we survive, without you?" Ron said nicely… sucking up more like.
Hermione looked like she was seriously considering.
"Oh, I don't know Ron…"
"Pretty please, Hermione?" they all said at the same time.
She looked like she was bending.
"Oh… umm… err…mm… OKAY! Why not? I need a little danger, don't I?" she grinned.
"So, what are we waiting for? Here's the plan…" Fred whispered.
They continued whispering for the remainder of that morning, engrossed in what they were going to do I this /I time to torment Snape! This time, they thought, that they'd drive him completely crazy…
*
Their plan was ingenious. Absolutely perfect. Perfected by all morning talking, making maps of the school according to the Marauders Map, and planning where the most part of the prank was going to take place… "-- it has to be public! This is the biggest prank we've ever tried to pull off! Fred, George, I don't think you've ever done anything this big!"
They were going to hang posters all around the school. One poster per secret. They were going to make them invisible at first, and then reveal them tomorrow morning, before people get up.
That night, they walked around the school hanging them up (the posters being invisible, of course). Hermione, bewitching the posters to glow, and making them invisible until 6am the next morning. Going around the school and hanging them up in their invisibility cloak. They had a need for perfection, otherwise they'd never pull it off.
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A/N: How'd you like that!
Next chapter, the prank will happen.
Next chapter, they had already hung up the posters.
Next chapter, the results will rein.
Next chapter, I am expecting someone to guess my age, hah. I bet you can't!
Another clue: Last year, there was an even number in the school ground, this year, there is an odd number. (Come I on! /I it's so EASY!)
!STAY TUNED!
Chapter Nine (Whoa!)
By Fizzygiltter. (miss fizzyglitter 2u! Heehee… kidding!)
A/N: Well, I just woke up say half an hour ago, I'd say. So if there's anything weird in this story, just give a yell in the review section.
The other day (lets just say yesterday) I was thinking: "Gee, that last chapter was weird, I should cover that up… I mean, how could Malfoy be nice, for goodness' sake!"
So, I wake up, and lay there thinking. "Hey, I should get started on those stories… and the pranks on professor snape…. And… " and so I go on and on and on. Half an hour later, I switch on my computer, put on taxiride to wake me up ("What does it sound like again? Haven't listened to it for aaages…") and start to write this story. (however tired I am, I have to get it together Isome/Itime…)
Also, I think you'd have spotted that I've slowed down the chapter writing. This is probably due to school. (don't you hate the stuff!) hey, and I'd like you to guess how old I'm turning this year! (clue, I go to school… oh wait… .duh fizzy!) and I'll give you a mention in my next author note! (big honour) and you guys that know me out there, and you know my age and my real name: you aren't included, come off it! (laughs)
Happy reading!
D/C: DUUUH! I OWN THIS STUFF… (big sarcasm streak there!) Come I on, /I I'd think that you'd know that I only own the storyline by now! I mean, if you've come this far, you probably like it and think it's not a pathetic load of stuff, and so you come up to here and I give almost exactly the same disclaimer as last… (Sigh)
On with the show! (hehee, shall I make that my trademark?) (sings along to 'get set')
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After the weird awakening of Malfoy being nice, the three were found being rather freaked out.
Still not believing that this could happen, ever so weirdly, was beyond them. Although, they had more important things to think about…
"We have his diary. We got away with it. What shall we do? Broadcast it on the most popular radeo station? It's called Wand Dust Everywhere… broadcasted all over… well it's not really a radeo… that muggle thing… it's more of a kind of little circular box with nothing in it you just open whenever you like… You know… it's the most popular music box ever, and everyone listens to it. Practically everyone in this school. So it should be extremely public." Ron babbled.
"Ron, it's RADIO…"
"ok, ok. But what do you think of the idea?"
"I think it's brilliant… but it'll cost money." Fred pointed out.
"So, how about we just hang it up all over the castle? It's a bit risky, although it's worth it… plus, some people out of Hogwarts may not know who the people listed in his diary are, so we better keep it local… then we won't get as much detention if he catches us… How about that?" Harry said.
"I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GET EXPELLED! ARE YOU ALL MAD? YOU ARE ALL MESSING UP YOUR ENTIRE CAREER FUTURES! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO ANYTHING THIS FOOLISH!"
Hermione was seething.
"HOW COULD YOU DO ANYTHING THIS BIG… NO GUILT? NO REMORSE? NO BLOODY REGRET?"
"Hermione! You swore!" Ron was shocked.
"I can't believe you swore Hermione!" Harry was as shocked as Ron.
"YEAH WELL, I'M A WITCH. WITCHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD, AS WRITTEN IN MUGGLE HISTORY. EVER HEARD OF THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST? WITCH OF THE NORTH? THEY'RE ALL EVIL FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! Also, I'm very angry about this because you're all totally out of your heads…"
"look who's talking…" Ron muttered… Hermione looked at him suspiciously.
"I think she's finally cracked…" Fred whispered to George.
"Aha…" George whispered back.
"I have certainly I not /I cracked… it's just that, I'm very scared that we might get killed, or worse… expelled."
"As I said before, in first year. You've got to get your priorities right…"
"Look who's talking. You're risking everything to get back at Snape for some little thing… snap out of it, will you??"
*
(fanfic writer stops for brekky break)
Back, ok. Where was I?
*
"No, it's worth it Hermione. I mean, he was the one who read that witch weekly out to the class. Even though you didn't mind at all, he was aiming very maliciously. I don't think he's very nice, and he deserves it. Because, he's been horrible to people all his life – I wouldn't be surprised if he was the Draco Malfoy of the age, and I bet he was horrible to his parents, no doubt… All meanies get their comeuppance!"
"Ron's right Hermione. He has to get his comeuppance some day. And tomorrow, is that day."
Hermione looked like she was giving in.
"Who do you think I am? A criminal wanting to go to Azkaban because the criminal thinks that it's a paradise by the sea?"
"No, we're thinking that you would want to have some revenge for all the horrible things he's done. I mean, I know he was unsympathetic when Malfoy made your teeth bigger and so and so, and I know you hate him for that. I mean, you're a really good witch, Hermione! You could help us not get expelled. Really, how else would we survive, without you?" Ron said nicely… sucking up more like.
Hermione looked like she was seriously considering.
"Oh, I don't know Ron…"
"Pretty please, Hermione?" they all said at the same time.
She looked like she was bending.
"Oh… umm… err…mm… OKAY! Why not? I need a little danger, don't I?" she grinned.
"So, what are we waiting for? Here's the plan…" Fred whispered.
They continued whispering for the remainder of that morning, engrossed in what they were going to do I this /I time to torment Snape! This time, they thought, that they'd drive him completely crazy…
*
Their plan was ingenious. Absolutely perfect. Perfected by all morning talking, making maps of the school according to the Marauders Map, and planning where the most part of the prank was going to take place… "-- it has to be public! This is the biggest prank we've ever tried to pull off! Fred, George, I don't think you've ever done anything this big!"
They were going to hang posters all around the school. One poster per secret. They were going to make them invisible at first, and then reveal them tomorrow morning, before people get up.
That night, they walked around the school hanging them up (the posters being invisible, of course). Hermione, bewitching the posters to glow, and making them invisible until 6am the next morning. Going around the school and hanging them up in their invisibility cloak. They had a need for perfection, otherwise they'd never pull it off.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: How'd you like that!
Next chapter, the prank will happen.
Next chapter, they had already hung up the posters.
Next chapter, the results will rein.
Next chapter, I am expecting someone to guess my age, hah. I bet you can't!
Another clue: Last year, there was an even number in the school ground, this year, there is an odd number. (Come I on! /I it's so EASY!)
!STAY TUNED!