Chapter 9
"Hello Lady Crysania," said Takhisis in the form of the Dark Warrior. Ken struggled so ask her a question, but a magical gag had appeared in his mouth out of nowhere. "I have a message for you." said Crysania, very pale. "And I got a message for you, bitch." said Kenderling hotly. Too many people had gagged him and tied him up and that was it. Takhisis was surprised. "How did you do that?" she demanded furiously. "Oh it was easy, I just imagined the gag out of mouth. And these ropes are easy to get rid of." And Kenderling stood up, as well as Lady Crysania, now angry. The Dark Warrior was about to say something, but Ken turned and dropped his leggings, exposing his bare kender rear.
Takhisis was outraged, she snapped her fingers, and all of her minions appeared before them. Kenderling snorted and pulled out his hoopak and started twirling it with great skill. For once, Crysania approved of Fizban. This was a great help. "Takhisis," said Ken shrilly,. "Today is the day I dispatch your soul to chemosh. Ooh, I wonder what he would look like. Is he realy evil. I wonder if he would-" "Kenderling." said Crysania, bringing him back to reality. "Oh ya" said Kenderling somewhat hurt. He now had a queasy feeling in his stomach. It wasn't there before, and he would very much like it to go away. "Oops." Said Ken. Lady Crysania was frightened now. Oops were kender's famous last words.
"Kill them." Said Takhisis. She smiled the most evil grin Kenderling had ever seen. All he minions had now rushed forward screaming at them, Kenderling calmly closed his eyes and imagined them all banished to Chemosh. When he opened his eyes they were all gone. "Kenderling." Said Crysania. "You did it! You saved us. Fizban may be strange, but he certainly gave me a good guide." She leaned down and kissed Ken on the cheek. Kenderling blushed three full shades of red. "Now let's get out of here." He said, as they started sliding towards the portal.
Takhisis sat next to Chemsoh, thinking, a mere kinder had defeated her. And now she was next to Chemosh. Ugh! She would have to do it. "Oh Chemosh." Said Takhisis seductively as she changed into the the secuctive woman, and sat on his lap. Chemosh smiled.
In Palanthas, Astinus looked down at the work he just written. A kender had defeated Takhisis. And for once, Astinus laughed. No one had ever heard him laugh. He returned to his work smiling, recording the history of Krynn.
"Hello Lady Crysania," said Takhisis in the form of the Dark Warrior. Ken struggled so ask her a question, but a magical gag had appeared in his mouth out of nowhere. "I have a message for you." said Crysania, very pale. "And I got a message for you, bitch." said Kenderling hotly. Too many people had gagged him and tied him up and that was it. Takhisis was surprised. "How did you do that?" she demanded furiously. "Oh it was easy, I just imagined the gag out of mouth. And these ropes are easy to get rid of." And Kenderling stood up, as well as Lady Crysania, now angry. The Dark Warrior was about to say something, but Ken turned and dropped his leggings, exposing his bare kender rear.
Takhisis was outraged, she snapped her fingers, and all of her minions appeared before them. Kenderling snorted and pulled out his hoopak and started twirling it with great skill. For once, Crysania approved of Fizban. This was a great help. "Takhisis," said Ken shrilly,. "Today is the day I dispatch your soul to chemosh. Ooh, I wonder what he would look like. Is he realy evil. I wonder if he would-" "Kenderling." said Crysania, bringing him back to reality. "Oh ya" said Kenderling somewhat hurt. He now had a queasy feeling in his stomach. It wasn't there before, and he would very much like it to go away. "Oops." Said Ken. Lady Crysania was frightened now. Oops were kender's famous last words.
"Kill them." Said Takhisis. She smiled the most evil grin Kenderling had ever seen. All he minions had now rushed forward screaming at them, Kenderling calmly closed his eyes and imagined them all banished to Chemosh. When he opened his eyes they were all gone. "Kenderling." Said Crysania. "You did it! You saved us. Fizban may be strange, but he certainly gave me a good guide." She leaned down and kissed Ken on the cheek. Kenderling blushed three full shades of red. "Now let's get out of here." He said, as they started sliding towards the portal.
Takhisis sat next to Chemsoh, thinking, a mere kinder had defeated her. And now she was next to Chemosh. Ugh! She would have to do it. "Oh Chemosh." Said Takhisis seductively as she changed into the the secuctive woman, and sat on his lap. Chemosh smiled.
In Palanthas, Astinus looked down at the work he just written. A kender had defeated Takhisis. And for once, Astinus laughed. No one had ever heard him laugh. He returned to his work smiling, recording the history of Krynn.