Title: Oliver Wood Does NOT Keep a Diary!

Author: Quidditch

E-mail: MLshipperx5452@aol.com

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: Books I, II, III

Summary: Of course Oliver doesn't keep a diary, it's a journal, you idiots! Not that that makes it any better. But what does Oliver Wood keep in his dia-excuse me, JOURNAL? Does he honestly have thoughts that go beyond Quidditch? Is he really not as simple-minded as he seems? And-what's this? Oliver has a relationship? Wow, with whom? Why, Katie Bell, of course!

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter or anything even remotely associated with it, I'd be a very rich and very happy woman, but as I am neither, I guess I don't own Harry Potter. Damn.

A/N: Please be aware that I have no idea how to do italics or anything and get them to show when I upload the document, so you'll have to use your imagination a bit when reading to recreate Oliver's expression. Also, sometimes the computer does funky things to my ellipses (the three periods in a row, for those who don't know that word), so if you see a single period where there shouldn't be one, assume it was an ellipse gone bad.

And, please be aware that this serves as the author note for the entire fic. I won't be leaving any more, because they kind of intrude upon the story a bit. Sorry to any reviewers who were hoping to see their names in a public thanks.

So read on, and don't forget to review! It was reviews that made this diary much better than my first attempt at such a thing (please do not read it, please!), and I hope to get even better though further comments!

If you have any questions, please either leave them in your review (but be sure to include your e-mail address, so I can answer them!) or e-mail me at the address listed above.

Thank you all for taking the time to peek in Oliver's dia-sorry, sorry JOURNAL! Don't hit me like that, Oliver, it was only a stupid mistake.OW!