Bailamos Disclaimer: Nope, still not mine. *Valiantly defends self* I happen to like the Tomo/Tasuki pairing. If you have ever seen Tomo without his makeup, you know he's a hottie. And one hottie deserves another, and Tasuki is definitely a hottie too. Besides, Tasuki/Chichiri pairings are overdone.

"Beautiful" Nakago murmured, pulling Legolas closer. "Sexy" he said, kissing him gently. "A rose" Nakago finished, smirking. Soi frowned. "Hey, no fair. No one else's playmate is here." She pouted. "You could make out with Tomo." He replied. Legolas snickered at the looks of disgust and horror on Tomo and Soi's faces. Just then, they pulled up in front of a beautiful three-story mansion.

Legolas looked at the house in awe. It was the largest one he had ever seen. "Who owns this place?" he asked. "We all own it." Said Tomo "It is our playhouse." Added Soi. He merely nodded as he continued to stare in awe. ** What am I doing here? Surely someone who can afford this place could choose whom he or she wanted, right? And it wouldn't be some college punk of questionable sexuality like me. I don't belong here.** Legolas sighed.

Nakago noticed Legolas's sudden melancholy. He wrapped his arms around him and gently kissed him. "What's wrong?" he murmured, concerned. Legolas sighed and looked away. "Nothing" he said, "I just don't belong here." "You belong here because you are mine. This is my house; I merely let the rest of my guests rent rooms here. Now, please, come inside." Nakago invited, kissing him. He wrapped his arm around Legolas's waist. "If you want I can introduce you to everyone." Nakago said, nuzzling his neck. "I think they will like you. Mmm? You ready?" Legolas nodded. They went in.

Legolas jumped as a person hurtled through the air at Tomo. "Where the hell have ya been, Tomo? I've missed ya." Said the person, before kissing Tomo passionately. "That foulmouthed redhead is Tomo's lover Tasuki." Informed Nakago. "Nice ta meet'cha." drawled Tasuki. "You're cute." He added lightly kissing Legolas who just stared in shock. "Ignore him, Tasuki's a flirt but he really loves Tomo. Why, I have no idea, but he does." Soi whispered confidentially to Legolas. "MIBOSHI!" she yelled suddenly. A door down the hall opened and a really short guy floated out. "Soi? You will have to wait a few minutes, your surprise isn't ready yet." Miboshi called back, blowing her a kiss. Then he disappeared back into the room shutting the door behind him. "Oh well." Soi muttered.

Noticing Legolas's confusion, Nakago pulled him aside. "Just stay by me and I'll introduce you to everyone." Legolas nodded. They passed a guy with blue hair. "That's Chichiri. His fiancé just died of cancer and his best friend committed suicide. Apparently, his best friend was in love with his fiancé and couldn't live without her. Those two in the corner are Chiriko and his older brother Mitsukake. Their parents died in a car crash three years ago and Mitsukake's fiancé died last year of pneumonia. Over there is Aragorn and his fiancé..." "Arowyn. She is my cousin." Interrupted Legolas most of my family think it's improper for her to marry him because he doesn't have money of his own. At least, he's not independently wealthy. They disapprove of me too. They think that I'm unclean or something just because I don't restrict my passion to those of the proper gender." His face twisted into a wry grimace. "I hate them and their stupid prejudices and pride. Most of the time they act like I'm not there, unless they want something. Or they act like I'll infect them or their precious children with something. Same with her, we've gotten pretty close actually." Just then Arowyn looked up and smiled. Turning to Aragorn she said something then approached Legolas. "My darling twinling! How are you? I've missed you so much." She cried, throwing her arms around him and hugging him fiercely.

"I'm good, how goes it with you?" Legolas replied, deftly extricating himself from her crushing embrace. "I'm well. Where on earth did you get that outfit? It's outrageous!" she exclaimed. Legolas blushed. "It was a birthday present from one of my admirers. I haven't had the courage to wear it till tonight. Or the shoes." He added, winking at her to remind her of their privet joke. Arowyn laughed. "You always were a clothes horse." She joked lightly punching him on the shoulder. Then she kissed him on the cheek and went back to her fiancé. Legolas and Nakago returned to strolling through the house.

Nakago pointed to a couple exiting the room in front of them. "That's Tamahome and Miaka. I don't particularly like them, but they pay their rent on time. Over there is Suboshi and Yui. It took him forever to woo her, but now they're inseparable. Those two there are Hotohori and Nuriko and no they aren't girls. People often think they are though." Nakago paused and Legolas took the opportunity to kiss him.