Disclaimer: my toenail is eating my friend(s dork eating dog.
(Translation: I own yugi-oh just like I own Lord of the rings, and star
wars)
Lesson 1: intimidating hair
no matter what anyone says gravity defying hair is the key to looking fear
inducing, I mean you can(t just give yourself an afro and expect everyone
to hand you their bank account, no it needs something nice and gravity
defying, now I don(t want you to go off and buy a yami wig because then you
just look like a rainbowfied kuriboh which is hardly intimidating, infact
if yami could actually lose at something then nobody would be scared of him
in fact hey would laugh at his feeble design sense plus he looks like a
poser punk, and that(s just plain sad there are enough of those already
without his help, so you need to get a gallon of hairgel and look at your
hair, if it(s about shoulder length then you will be sure to probably get
something like mine or marik(s hair which of course is very terror
inducing, my bangs are lovely of course, so take that as example, you
should know it(s like the big-time rappers with their cars, the big spokes
are their thing, the gravity defying hair is ours, the bigger and more
ornate it looks the better it is, so far the pharaoh has won temporarily
but soon my hair will be bigger and more colored and more gravity defying
than his but he will never beat my bangs that go about two inches from my
head and point down so hah! Take that pharaoh! Your bangs are much less
gravity defying than mine!!!!
What we have learned:
hair is good when it is big.
cool people that have big hair get more dates than ones with lesser hair.
To be a good tomb robber you may not have an afro or something so simple as
Joe(s hair I mean all he needs is some hair spray I at least spend my good
three hours perfecting my bangs
skunky: reveiw, this one will actually be humorous, my other one was going
to be humor, but I got a good idea after I posted it, so it(s now
angst/supernatural
(Translation: I own yugi-oh just like I own Lord of the rings, and star
wars)
Lesson 1: intimidating hair
no matter what anyone says gravity defying hair is the key to looking fear
inducing, I mean you can(t just give yourself an afro and expect everyone
to hand you their bank account, no it needs something nice and gravity
defying, now I don(t want you to go off and buy a yami wig because then you
just look like a rainbowfied kuriboh which is hardly intimidating, infact
if yami could actually lose at something then nobody would be scared of him
in fact hey would laugh at his feeble design sense plus he looks like a
poser punk, and that(s just plain sad there are enough of those already
without his help, so you need to get a gallon of hairgel and look at your
hair, if it(s about shoulder length then you will be sure to probably get
something like mine or marik(s hair which of course is very terror
inducing, my bangs are lovely of course, so take that as example, you
should know it(s like the big-time rappers with their cars, the big spokes
are their thing, the gravity defying hair is ours, the bigger and more
ornate it looks the better it is, so far the pharaoh has won temporarily
but soon my hair will be bigger and more colored and more gravity defying
than his but he will never beat my bangs that go about two inches from my
head and point down so hah! Take that pharaoh! Your bangs are much less
gravity defying than mine!!!!
What we have learned:
hair is good when it is big.
cool people that have big hair get more dates than ones with lesser hair.
To be a good tomb robber you may not have an afro or something so simple as
Joe(s hair I mean all he needs is some hair spray I at least spend my good
three hours perfecting my bangs
skunky: reveiw, this one will actually be humorous, my other one was going
to be humor, but I got a good idea after I posted it, so it(s now
angst/supernatural