World domination for stress releif
and tomb robbing for relaxation
lesson 2: making your clothing stand out straight (idea given by takusi)
with Marik, Bakura and our special guest Royou
(fangirls sigh, and tomb robbers/ world dominator wannabees show off their
cool hair from the last lesson)
Marik=this writing
Royou= this writing
Bakura= this writing
Well first off you(ll want a very cool looking trench coat type thing...
you may want to rob a gothic shop for such a thing or if you are really
stupid-er Daring you may want to try to steal one from Kaiba....
I don(t think this is legal for you to be advertising this to
impressionable younger kids Marik.
Shut up Royou
Well while Marik has a nice fight with my weak hikiri....back to the making
your clothes stick out menacingly, first off it takes a nice menacing coat,
one that looks as though it could double as a parachute when held
correctly...Hang on
(What(s happening)
(DIE DEMON!!!!!( shouted Marik chasing Royou around the house with a
chainsaw (now really is it absolutely nessecary to compare me to yourself
in such a way?( Marik rolled his eyes (oh the accent, I HATE THE
ACCENT!!!!!(
Royou appeared to be defending himself with a frying pan and a roll of
toilet paper...and marik appeared to be going out of his mind...even more
so than usual, in fact he appeared to be muttering-in egyptian- sixteen
generations of curses
(a/n I caught myself writing in (commercials( in here instead of curses...I
am that tired...I don(t know why I was thinking of commercials though...)
Directed to Royou(s ancestors while Royou was reciting the Lord(s Prayer. (
uh Marik I(ll be taking over since you are busy trying to kill my alternate
self/body.( Marik growled and began to chop artful holes in the sofa then
shovel handfuls of the filling into Royou(s shoes.
(Right....( Bakura walked back to the computer
(back to the calm lessons)
right well once you have found the perfect coat, go into a store and steal
either a lot of starch or about twenty pounds of candy .
In the case of the starch spray your coat so thickly with the stuff that it
can now stand up by itself, form it into a nice rippling pattern to go
straight out streaming from your @$$ as if there are 75 mile per four winds
coming from it, the only thing wrong with this is that you turn around to
talk to someone and you end up knocking someone flat to the pavement, but
this is only a problem if you have any shreds of goodness left in you, I do
not so I do this. Other people like to stuff thier hind parts with 20
pounds of candy to get the same effect, but people comment on how much you
weigh then and it makes sitting down a right pain in the-well you get the
point... so at any rate that basically wraps up-
Marik:Kill the hell child!!! (points at royou who is hiding behind Bakura(s
starched coat)
fangirls: It(s Marik!!!! (carry him off in a squealing mass of mary sues
floating off the ground)
Royou: whew!
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reveiw
(I(m tired and don(t want to spend time rambling, plus I need to finish my
math homework)
-cheers*yawn*
^_^
( bum bum bum you(re a bum(
-Takusi (you must have your knickers in a bunch...what kind of idiot says
that? I mean at least he could be courteous and call me a dickhead or
something) heheh that was one of your greater moments Tak! ^_^;