Men in white lab coats look on a clipboard.
Guy#1: So, you updated twice in the same day?
Me: Uh, correct?
Guy#1: Hmm.
(Guy#2 walks up)
Guy#2: Why did you do this?
Me: Um.. because it's hot outside, I was watching my Inuyasha recordings, and inspiration hit me with a banana on a stick?
Guy#2:Hmm.
Guy#3: BUT ON ALMOST ALL YOUR CHAPTERS, YOU DIDN'T PUT A DISCLAIMER! WHY??!!??!!??!!??!!?
Me: I..uh... forgot?
Guy#3: *smiles brightly* Oh, okay! Good excuse!
Me: You look suspiciously like.....
Guy#3: My name's Hojo!
Me: * looks horrified* HOJO?! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay, okay! I don't own Inuyasha and company! Does that count as a disclaimer?!!!!
Hojo: I guess so! * smiles brightly and hands me a therapeutic something for a disease*
See how much I hate Hojo and love you guys at the same time? I went through so much trouble writing that disclaimer! SO READ IT! *smiles sweetly * Have fun!
Inuyasha bumped into Hojo who landed 10 feet away in a rather undignified heap.
"Oh." Hojo blinked and smiled brightly," Hello there! Are you a friend of Higurashi-san?"
Inuyasha stared at him for a moment. Higurashi-san? He must mean Kagome.
"Oh! I guess Higurashi-san got back in time for the school play auditions!" He glanced at what he thought were props lodged in Kagome's stomach.
"Are you practicing?"
"Uh..yes?"
Inuyasha used the excuse given to him by this 'Hoho' guy. He also didn't like the way Hoho was looking at Kagome fondly, obviously hoping she'd jump out of this stranger's arms, and greet him with the same affection he looked at her with.
But she didn't.
She was still as a dead body. Inuyasha shivered, that thought reminding him of the miko he had loved over fifty years ago.
"-Just here to make sure higurashi-san got her-"
"HOJO!? I thought I told you to leave half an hour ago!" Kagome's grandfather ambled up to the pair.
Inuyasha turned meaningfully toward him, growl rumbling deep in his throat.
"Oh, Higurashi-san! I wanted to make sure Kagome got her homework! Are you coming to the school play? It's the legend of 'Inuyasha and the Priestess Kikyo'!" Hojo smiled happily.
Inuyasha stood rigidly, his face paling. Hojo continued on.
"Inuyasha is a hanyou, and falls in love with the well-known priestess Kikyo. A plot by the demon known as Naraku makes them turn on each other, and Inuyasha is pinned to a tree for 50 years! Then the reincarnation of Kikyo frees him.. It was supposedly written by a couple 500 years ago, a monk and demon-exterminator who decided they neede a good story to tell their descendants!" Hojo scrubbed his eyes. "A rather sad story, in my opinion!"
Kagome's old man had not been listening at all.
Only staring at Kagome and shooting dirty looks at Inuyasha. "Hojo," he said carefully, trying to keep self-control and not shout at the top of his lungs at Inuyasha," I think it's time you went home."
"Oh. All right." Hojo handed him a folder with Kagome's homework and a parcel wrapped in brown paper. It had 'rheumatism therapy ' written on it.
"Thank you, Hojo. Good bye." Grandpa turned away to talk uh, 'meaningfully' to Inuyasha. Hojo glowered at the old man's back, but left, tripping on the stairs as he went down them to the street.
Grandpa looked at Inuyasha. Inuyasha half expected him to start yelling. but all he said was;
"Well, load her in the car. We'll have to take her to the hospital." He said briskly. "I'll have to tell them she was practicing archery and she accidentally hit herself."
"Right." Inuyasha thought at this point he was safer with the old man than Kagome's mother. The only thing he was nervous about was that:
He'd never been a car before.
YAY! Another clifffie and some much-needed Hojo bashing. And I posted two chapters in one day! That's cause for celebration! *hands out white dog-ear head bands to all the reviewers * Happy? GOOD! Check out some of the other fics! and recommend me to your Inuyasha-loving friends! And tell me if I suck or not. But I'll still write! My writing skills aren't so polished, so I need YOU to tell me what I need to do/not do/ etc.
Okay then! A few more announcements. During summer break, I'll be updating whenever, wherever, whatever. Once school starts again, it'll be every Saturday or Sunday. Okay? My goal is to have 20 chapters before summer ends. I think I'm doing quite well, ne? So see you all L8R!
Guy#1: So, you updated twice in the same day?
Me: Uh, correct?
Guy#1: Hmm.
(Guy#2 walks up)
Guy#2: Why did you do this?
Me: Um.. because it's hot outside, I was watching my Inuyasha recordings, and inspiration hit me with a banana on a stick?
Guy#2:Hmm.
Guy#3: BUT ON ALMOST ALL YOUR CHAPTERS, YOU DIDN'T PUT A DISCLAIMER! WHY??!!??!!??!!??!!?
Me: I..uh... forgot?
Guy#3: *smiles brightly* Oh, okay! Good excuse!
Me: You look suspiciously like.....
Guy#3: My name's Hojo!
Me: * looks horrified* HOJO?! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay, okay! I don't own Inuyasha and company! Does that count as a disclaimer?!!!!
Hojo: I guess so! * smiles brightly and hands me a therapeutic something for a disease*
See how much I hate Hojo and love you guys at the same time? I went through so much trouble writing that disclaimer! SO READ IT! *smiles sweetly * Have fun!
Inuyasha bumped into Hojo who landed 10 feet away in a rather undignified heap.
"Oh." Hojo blinked and smiled brightly," Hello there! Are you a friend of Higurashi-san?"
Inuyasha stared at him for a moment. Higurashi-san? He must mean Kagome.
"Oh! I guess Higurashi-san got back in time for the school play auditions!" He glanced at what he thought were props lodged in Kagome's stomach.
"Are you practicing?"
"Uh..yes?"
Inuyasha used the excuse given to him by this 'Hoho' guy. He also didn't like the way Hoho was looking at Kagome fondly, obviously hoping she'd jump out of this stranger's arms, and greet him with the same affection he looked at her with.
But she didn't.
She was still as a dead body. Inuyasha shivered, that thought reminding him of the miko he had loved over fifty years ago.
"-Just here to make sure higurashi-san got her-"
"HOJO!? I thought I told you to leave half an hour ago!" Kagome's grandfather ambled up to the pair.
Inuyasha turned meaningfully toward him, growl rumbling deep in his throat.
"Oh, Higurashi-san! I wanted to make sure Kagome got her homework! Are you coming to the school play? It's the legend of 'Inuyasha and the Priestess Kikyo'!" Hojo smiled happily.
Inuyasha stood rigidly, his face paling. Hojo continued on.
"Inuyasha is a hanyou, and falls in love with the well-known priestess Kikyo. A plot by the demon known as Naraku makes them turn on each other, and Inuyasha is pinned to a tree for 50 years! Then the reincarnation of Kikyo frees him.. It was supposedly written by a couple 500 years ago, a monk and demon-exterminator who decided they neede a good story to tell their descendants!" Hojo scrubbed his eyes. "A rather sad story, in my opinion!"
Kagome's old man had not been listening at all.
Only staring at Kagome and shooting dirty looks at Inuyasha. "Hojo," he said carefully, trying to keep self-control and not shout at the top of his lungs at Inuyasha," I think it's time you went home."
"Oh. All right." Hojo handed him a folder with Kagome's homework and a parcel wrapped in brown paper. It had 'rheumatism therapy ' written on it.
"Thank you, Hojo. Good bye." Grandpa turned away to talk uh, 'meaningfully' to Inuyasha. Hojo glowered at the old man's back, but left, tripping on the stairs as he went down them to the street.
Grandpa looked at Inuyasha. Inuyasha half expected him to start yelling. but all he said was;
"Well, load her in the car. We'll have to take her to the hospital." He said briskly. "I'll have to tell them she was practicing archery and she accidentally hit herself."
"Right." Inuyasha thought at this point he was safer with the old man than Kagome's mother. The only thing he was nervous about was that:
He'd never been a car before.
YAY! Another clifffie and some much-needed Hojo bashing. And I posted two chapters in one day! That's cause for celebration! *hands out white dog-ear head bands to all the reviewers * Happy? GOOD! Check out some of the other fics! and recommend me to your Inuyasha-loving friends! And tell me if I suck or not. But I'll still write! My writing skills aren't so polished, so I need YOU to tell me what I need to do/not do/ etc.
Okay then! A few more announcements. During summer break, I'll be updating whenever, wherever, whatever. Once school starts again, it'll be every Saturday or Sunday. Okay? My goal is to have 20 chapters before summer ends. I think I'm doing quite well, ne? So see you all L8R!