Skunky: *sigh*
shade: wow...you haven(t updated in a while
skunky: yeah...good news though...I(m back...don(t worry I wen(t hyper in
my crossover chapter already...that will be up when I finish it...probably
soon (If I don(t have another disk die on me
-_-;;)
anyway this is back
shade: finally
skunky: you were quieter when you were stealing and eating all my junk food
shade: 6.6 (innocent expression)
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finally that overambitious fool with the most OBNOXIOUS voice in all of my
5000 years Marik, has given me control of my own chapter. FOOLISH MORTAL!
Hmmm now what would be useful for all of you tombrobbers in training...ah
how to dispose of your enemies...just as important as being intimidating in
appearence, being a sunburnt whiney voiced MORON, who wears a purple cape-
dress, and EARRINGS BY RA EARRINGS!!!!! He probably has every Gay man in
all of Domino city after him! True i may look like a female because of
Royou(s infernal long hair...true I had long hair back in egypt, but mine
was MESSY. My FOOLISH mortal host actually COMBS his hair NINETY TIMES
before going to sleep! I am surrounded by questionably dressed mortals!!!!!
hmm. You never know, maybe one of those dead kings whose tomb I robbed
actually got a REAl curse on his tomb, now THAT would be a first.
Now where was I....Oh yes, destroying your enemies.
1. Take a sharp knife and stab them.
Not very creative, but effective and fast, and of course you can just dump
them in the nile, and the crocodiles will take care of the evidence
2. Torture them, then stab them.
Even better, savor their screams.
3. Play Michael Jackson music at them.
....I do not know who this Michael Jackson is, but Royou fears him greatly,
so he must be quite bad...i have to meet the guy sometime.
(Author runs in and hands bakura a list of things to do to them)
4. Use a meat grinder on the fool (while they are still alive) as you are
grinding them to bits, lecture them on sin and wrongdoing, take five minute
breaks to let the pain come to a climax. When you(re done, sell the meat
under the name (hamburger( to a nearby elementary school cafeteria.
-Dimitrov, ex-demon
(Dimitrov is currently possessing the authoress: Death_cry, check out her
fic (Last( thank you for the reveiws oh depressing one ^_^)
excellent! I must congratulate this (Dimitrov( later on his brilliance.
5. Tie them by their ankles to the ceiling, take a chatty preppie girl from
off the street, fill the room slowly with fluffy animals, so the person
suffocates and dies listening to the rambling of a superprep...if they
don(t have a breakdown first...make tapes of their tortured screams, to
listen to later...take the prep out to torture afterwards, by snapping and
breaking their nails one by one. stick duct tape over their mouth, and snip
off their hair, dye it scarlet, spike it, and give them heavy gothic
makeup, then stick them in a room of preps and point them out, make sure
that everyone thinks you(re friends with the newly punk preppie. -Alex,
greenday will rule the world someday, Marik(s going to have to settle for
canada.
Very good ideas...what are these Preps? Are they good to torture? I must
remember to test out my new torture methods on them.
6. Find the traitor, take it calmly but then frame them perfectly for the
murder of half their family, and the sexual harrassment of a rubber
chicken, a grocery bag, and a plastic spork. Smile cheerfully whenever you
see them, but inwardly be furious...trusted friends are hard to come by,
the one they killed took a hundred bucks, a new metallica Cd, and your
precious lint collection before they could be trusted -alexica, meat...it(s
not raw, it(s fresh from the moro-er cow.
Interesting, insane, diabolical, and sneaky. You would be an excellent tomb
robber, remind me to kill you before you attempt to destroy me.
7. Stare at them silently, never tell them that you know what they have
done, sliently and quietly begin to destroy their life. Split up their
cliques, destroy their spirit. Then...leave them. They will torture
themselves. There will be nothing left for them, then when they come to you
for help, turn them away. The best servants are ones who are beaten down,
and unable to rise from the ashes of their life. -rlena, the only escape is
destruction
I was looking for physical destruction Rlena, not emotional destruction,
why do you think we have the shadow realm?
8. lower them inch by inch into a vat of molten metal, -Javon, sorry i
can(t think of more..i have this really cool beat stuck in my head, and
want to get it down.
This (beat( you speak of should not matter, riches are the only thing that
matters, if you get caught you also will have some time to drum before the
Pharaoh kills you.
9. Kill them with a flaming spork of DOOOOOOM -Kristian, have you seen my
mind by any chance? It unclipped it(s leash some time ago...
(flamin( spork of doom is property of the flaming monkey of
darkness...eh...look for her fic on cheese...thanks for the reveiws munki!)
Kristina, you must introduce me to this flaming friend of yours...your mind
is lost? I had no Idea you were using one...please tell me if you would
like me to stab it for you.
10. Marinate the prisoner in apple juice, rub garlic on the ears (the best
part) and baste over an open pit, turning them on a spit. Serve with a can
of mountain dew to the cannibals next door (these social gatherings are so
uplifting)-frank, incandescent fury
frank, you really must invite me to your social (get togethers( whatever
they are I admire your cooking skills with human meat. The last human I
had, was cooked by malik...he can NOT cook by Ra I thought I would drain
the lake! The meat was GRITTY. The imbecile used sugar instead of pepper as
well, Bastet(s kittens he(s a terrible cook!!!! a good cook is always
welcome in tomb robbing circles! You have a colorful career ahead of you!
As for malik, at least Marik doesn(t ACT that blond, Malik is a stupid
blond to the core.
11.stick them on a boat to timbuctu with a fleet of english tachers.
-Royou, I hate english.
O.O!!!! royou?
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skunky: there...super long chapter!
Shade: it(s only like three pages.
Skunky: shutup.
shade: wow...you haven(t updated in a while
skunky: yeah...good news though...I(m back...don(t worry I wen(t hyper in
my crossover chapter already...that will be up when I finish it...probably
soon (If I don(t have another disk die on me
-_-;;)
anyway this is back
shade: finally
skunky: you were quieter when you were stealing and eating all my junk food
shade: 6.6 (innocent expression)
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finally that overambitious fool with the most OBNOXIOUS voice in all of my
5000 years Marik, has given me control of my own chapter. FOOLISH MORTAL!
Hmmm now what would be useful for all of you tombrobbers in training...ah
how to dispose of your enemies...just as important as being intimidating in
appearence, being a sunburnt whiney voiced MORON, who wears a purple cape-
dress, and EARRINGS BY RA EARRINGS!!!!! He probably has every Gay man in
all of Domino city after him! True i may look like a female because of
Royou(s infernal long hair...true I had long hair back in egypt, but mine
was MESSY. My FOOLISH mortal host actually COMBS his hair NINETY TIMES
before going to sleep! I am surrounded by questionably dressed mortals!!!!!
hmm. You never know, maybe one of those dead kings whose tomb I robbed
actually got a REAl curse on his tomb, now THAT would be a first.
Now where was I....Oh yes, destroying your enemies.
1. Take a sharp knife and stab them.
Not very creative, but effective and fast, and of course you can just dump
them in the nile, and the crocodiles will take care of the evidence
2. Torture them, then stab them.
Even better, savor their screams.
3. Play Michael Jackson music at them.
....I do not know who this Michael Jackson is, but Royou fears him greatly,
so he must be quite bad...i have to meet the guy sometime.
(Author runs in and hands bakura a list of things to do to them)
4. Use a meat grinder on the fool (while they are still alive) as you are
grinding them to bits, lecture them on sin and wrongdoing, take five minute
breaks to let the pain come to a climax. When you(re done, sell the meat
under the name (hamburger( to a nearby elementary school cafeteria.
-Dimitrov, ex-demon
(Dimitrov is currently possessing the authoress: Death_cry, check out her
fic (Last( thank you for the reveiws oh depressing one ^_^)
excellent! I must congratulate this (Dimitrov( later on his brilliance.
5. Tie them by their ankles to the ceiling, take a chatty preppie girl from
off the street, fill the room slowly with fluffy animals, so the person
suffocates and dies listening to the rambling of a superprep...if they
don(t have a breakdown first...make tapes of their tortured screams, to
listen to later...take the prep out to torture afterwards, by snapping and
breaking their nails one by one. stick duct tape over their mouth, and snip
off their hair, dye it scarlet, spike it, and give them heavy gothic
makeup, then stick them in a room of preps and point them out, make sure
that everyone thinks you(re friends with the newly punk preppie. -Alex,
greenday will rule the world someday, Marik(s going to have to settle for
canada.
Very good ideas...what are these Preps? Are they good to torture? I must
remember to test out my new torture methods on them.
6. Find the traitor, take it calmly but then frame them perfectly for the
murder of half their family, and the sexual harrassment of a rubber
chicken, a grocery bag, and a plastic spork. Smile cheerfully whenever you
see them, but inwardly be furious...trusted friends are hard to come by,
the one they killed took a hundred bucks, a new metallica Cd, and your
precious lint collection before they could be trusted -alexica, meat...it(s
not raw, it(s fresh from the moro-er cow.
Interesting, insane, diabolical, and sneaky. You would be an excellent tomb
robber, remind me to kill you before you attempt to destroy me.
7. Stare at them silently, never tell them that you know what they have
done, sliently and quietly begin to destroy their life. Split up their
cliques, destroy their spirit. Then...leave them. They will torture
themselves. There will be nothing left for them, then when they come to you
for help, turn them away. The best servants are ones who are beaten down,
and unable to rise from the ashes of their life. -rlena, the only escape is
destruction
I was looking for physical destruction Rlena, not emotional destruction,
why do you think we have the shadow realm?
8. lower them inch by inch into a vat of molten metal, -Javon, sorry i
can(t think of more..i have this really cool beat stuck in my head, and
want to get it down.
This (beat( you speak of should not matter, riches are the only thing that
matters, if you get caught you also will have some time to drum before the
Pharaoh kills you.
9. Kill them with a flaming spork of DOOOOOOM -Kristian, have you seen my
mind by any chance? It unclipped it(s leash some time ago...
(flamin( spork of doom is property of the flaming monkey of
darkness...eh...look for her fic on cheese...thanks for the reveiws munki!)
Kristina, you must introduce me to this flaming friend of yours...your mind
is lost? I had no Idea you were using one...please tell me if you would
like me to stab it for you.
10. Marinate the prisoner in apple juice, rub garlic on the ears (the best
part) and baste over an open pit, turning them on a spit. Serve with a can
of mountain dew to the cannibals next door (these social gatherings are so
uplifting)-frank, incandescent fury
frank, you really must invite me to your social (get togethers( whatever
they are I admire your cooking skills with human meat. The last human I
had, was cooked by malik...he can NOT cook by Ra I thought I would drain
the lake! The meat was GRITTY. The imbecile used sugar instead of pepper as
well, Bastet(s kittens he(s a terrible cook!!!! a good cook is always
welcome in tomb robbing circles! You have a colorful career ahead of you!
As for malik, at least Marik doesn(t ACT that blond, Malik is a stupid
blond to the core.
11.stick them on a boat to timbuctu with a fleet of english tachers.
-Royou, I hate english.
O.O!!!! royou?
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skunky: there...super long chapter!
Shade: it(s only like three pages.
Skunky: shutup.