A/N: Just going straight into it.
Now scamper off, darlings! Go read your *ahem * enrichment!
This day had sucked. No, it worse than sucked.
It was total crapulence.
Yes, it is a word I learned from Kagome-san. Funny, you would have thought I would have learned my OTHER lesson.
Eh, yes, well…. I'm here for one reason or another, and it turns out that in the story so far, neither I nor my lovely exterminator companion.
Yes.
It is us. Wait. Who do you think we are?
Miroku and Sango? NO!
It's me and Kirara!
Okay, okay! So I lied. It is I, the monk and Sango.
By the way….. Would any of you lovely ladies in the audience like to….
Wait. Here comes Sango-sama.
OH NO!!!! MY GOOSE IS COOKED!!!!
AGH!!!!!!!!!
YOU READ THE STORY WHILE I RUN FOR MY LIFE!! SHIPPO, TAKE OVER!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Okay. Miroku said to take over? Okaaaaay. Anyway, here it goes, I guess:
Inuyasha had been acting like a nutcase all day ( not that that's unusual)
But he wasn't here last night, and the next thing ya know, he sitting in his tree watching US do all the work!
That ungrateful little-!
Well, that's beside the point.
We had fought a demon before lighting the fire last night, a big moth demon. The whole place was drenched in the nasty stench.
Blergh.
Sango chopped off it's wings, and Miroku had clean-up duty.
I sat on someone's shoulder and cried about how big and scary it was, like I always do. And Myoga-jiji sat on my shoulder jumping around and shouting in a little voice about the demonic powers of the moth, even though no one really cared…. and I'm paying too much attention to the details.
Okay. We fought a demon.
End of story.
Inuyasha is here the next morning.
End of story.
Kagome is climbing up the well.
End of- WHOA! HEY!
"KAGOME!!! WHERE WERE YOU? INUYASHA WAS SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE….." I cried out of mere habit, because Inuyasha actually hadn't been around long enough to be a jerk.
Kagome just smiled and pretended to listen, until Sango gave me the 'shut the '@$#% up!' look. I shut my fangs pretty quick, lemme tell ya!
"So, Kagome-chan! You feel better?" Sango asked warmly, since she only shows warmth to Kagome and blatantly ignores the guys.
"Actually, I feel much better!" said Kagome with a secretive smile, as she and Sango went to catch up and girl-talk and other stuff the male species has no idea about.
"Hey! Hey! Inuyasha!" I said, bouncing up to his shoulder.
"What." he said in a very evil, tired voice that had no feeling whatsoever.
"Can I go with Kagome?" I asked, using the weapon no one can resist.
The kicked puppy face and teary eyes. No one is immune to it!
"No. Stay here or I'll kill you."
Well no one but Inuyasha.
In fact he had an almost angry look on his face when Kagome came up the well. He almost started yelling at her when I began my bouncing dialogue. Then Sango interrupted ME!
ME! The cutest, most cuddly and adorable humanoid being to cross the earth!
Well, anyway. After being refused my one true joy….
Well, let me explain that.
I'm much older than everyone thinks.
( Kitsunes age slowly, you know)
And a bit of Miroku's perverted-ness has rubbed off in me. I think Inuyasha might be suspicious.
Okay.
So after being refused my one true joy, I retreated back to my place by the fire.
I put Kirara in my lap, and began petting her, planning a way to sneak off, and be an 'innoncent' little peeping tom.
Yes! YES! It was perfect! The plan formulated in my head!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! HA HA HA HA!
A/N:Wel, lookie what I did to little Shippo. I hate Shippo. So…. I played around with his character a bit *scuffs foot on ground and twiddles thumbs * If you don't like it, deal with it! I know I'm going to get flames for this chapter.
Flames will be used to forge a giant pokeball, in which I will capture all the flamers!
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
This day had sucked. No, it worse than sucked.
It was total crapulence.
Yes, it is a word I learned from Kagome-san. Funny, you would have thought I would have learned my OTHER lesson.
Eh, yes, well…. I'm here for one reason or another, and it turns out that in the story so far, neither I nor my lovely exterminator companion.
Yes.
It is us. Wait. Who do you think we are?
Miroku and Sango? NO!
It's me and Kirara!
Okay, okay! So I lied. It is I, the monk and Sango.
By the way….. Would any of you lovely ladies in the audience like to….
Wait. Here comes Sango-sama.
OH NO!!!! MY GOOSE IS COOKED!!!!
AGH!!!!!!!!!
YOU READ THE STORY WHILE I RUN FOR MY LIFE!! SHIPPO, TAKE OVER!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Okay. Miroku said to take over? Okaaaaay. Anyway, here it goes, I guess:
Inuyasha had been acting like a nutcase all day ( not that that's unusual)
But he wasn't here last night, and the next thing ya know, he sitting in his tree watching US do all the work!
That ungrateful little-!
Well, that's beside the point.
We had fought a demon before lighting the fire last night, a big moth demon. The whole place was drenched in the nasty stench.
Blergh.
Sango chopped off it's wings, and Miroku had clean-up duty.
I sat on someone's shoulder and cried about how big and scary it was, like I always do. And Myoga-jiji sat on my shoulder jumping around and shouting in a little voice about the demonic powers of the moth, even though no one really cared…. and I'm paying too much attention to the details.
Okay. We fought a demon.
End of story.
Inuyasha is here the next morning.
End of story.
Kagome is climbing up the well.
End of- WHOA! HEY!
"KAGOME!!! WHERE WERE YOU? INUYASHA WAS SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE….." I cried out of mere habit, because Inuyasha actually hadn't been around long enough to be a jerk.
Kagome just smiled and pretended to listen, until Sango gave me the 'shut the '@$#% up!' look. I shut my fangs pretty quick, lemme tell ya!
"So, Kagome-chan! You feel better?" Sango asked warmly, since she only shows warmth to Kagome and blatantly ignores the guys.
"Actually, I feel much better!" said Kagome with a secretive smile, as she and Sango went to catch up and girl-talk and other stuff the male species has no idea about.
"Hey! Hey! Inuyasha!" I said, bouncing up to his shoulder.
"What." he said in a very evil, tired voice that had no feeling whatsoever.
"Can I go with Kagome?" I asked, using the weapon no one can resist.
The kicked puppy face and teary eyes. No one is immune to it!
"No. Stay here or I'll kill you."
Well no one but Inuyasha.
In fact he had an almost angry look on his face when Kagome came up the well. He almost started yelling at her when I began my bouncing dialogue. Then Sango interrupted ME!
ME! The cutest, most cuddly and adorable humanoid being to cross the earth!
Well, anyway. After being refused my one true joy….
Well, let me explain that.
I'm much older than everyone thinks.
( Kitsunes age slowly, you know)
And a bit of Miroku's perverted-ness has rubbed off in me. I think Inuyasha might be suspicious.
Okay.
So after being refused my one true joy, I retreated back to my place by the fire.
I put Kirara in my lap, and began petting her, planning a way to sneak off, and be an 'innoncent' little peeping tom.
Yes! YES! It was perfect! The plan formulated in my head!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! HA HA HA HA!
A/N:Wel, lookie what I did to little Shippo. I hate Shippo. So…. I played around with his character a bit *scuffs foot on ground and twiddles thumbs * If you don't like it, deal with it! I know I'm going to get flames for this chapter.
Flames will be used to forge a giant pokeball, in which I will capture all the flamers!
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!