Hey guys! You know what day it is? Can you guess? No? Just try once. Just once.

Still a no -go? All right, I'll tell you.

IT'S THE TEN CHAPTER REVIEWER SPECIAL!

I will now select a reviewer at random! *sticks hand in a box of reviewer plushies *

Ah! Here we go! It's... PIKEA TYNE!

Well, guess what! This chapter is therefore dedicated to her. I really REALLY hope you're a girl so I'm politically correct.

But so the rest of you don't feel left out, I'll answer some of your reviews!

Kittykat & Silverfox- I'd like to see your poem sometime! And I'm glad you thought my first chapter was poetic-like. ^_^ I'm so EMBARRASSED!

B-chan- As soon as my internal clock stabilizes, I will tell you all about Germany and Windeldorf.

Kim- Oh, trust me. I plan to.. I'm formulating an evil plan. I will fill the world with fluff! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sayo Amakusa- Well, you keep on listening to Avril Lavigne, and I'll keep writing! And then I'll listen to Avril Lavigne, and YOU read!

Merea- I thank you for your suggestions! But before I can use those songs and ideas, YOU need to send me the lyrics, and I'll see if they appropriate with the rabid plot bunnies.

anime_junkie- It's a song sent to me by Lady Ryoko called 'Addicted'. I don't remember who it's by, though. And Kikyo- bashing will be done later, when all the pieces are in play. Oh great. I sound like Naraku. Not that I'm less evil. I'm even MORE evil!

glory230-I'm am over my block, thank God! And I now have a fluffy ego-pet. It's my ego. ( I think he's getting fat though.) So, anyway. Have fun reading, okay?

eric619- Do I believe my ears?! Are you a boy-? Asking for-? A KISSING SCENE?! AWESOME! It shall turn up soon, once Kagome and Inuyasha get another Special Moment. Which, if I have my way ( and when it comes to my stories, I always do!)

Cypress- *smiles sheepishly * Heh heh.. Uh, well.. She was vital to the story!

Kikyou's servent- Um.. I don't deserve this.. *hands back KS's huggles* Be patient, maybe I'll surprise you!

Lady Ryoko- YAY! One of my most faithful reviewers! Thank you for sending in a song! You find interesting stuff! SEND ME MORE!

*bowls of ice cream magically appear in the reviewers hands, but C-chan's and Pikea Tyne's have rainbow sprinkles*

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I sat, petting the demon kitty as an evil distraction plan formed in my head. An evil grin formed on my little face. I reached into my kimono and pulled out a little green leaf.

Inuyasha had fallen asleep a few meters away.

Perfect.

I whispered to the leaf and blew it away . It landed on the main road. With a soft poof, a caravan of the Emperor's wives appeared in plain sight of Miroku.

Should I even comment? No need.

Inuyasha was sleeping, and Miroku was, uh occupied with my dopplegangers.

I pushed Kirara gently off my lap and snuck off towards the hot spring the girls had trotted off to.

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I hid behind a bush. Just watching.

And wiping the drool from my face.

Oooooh. That's nice.

Hold on, wait. That isn't-

These things aren't my lovely gals!

Oh sh&$! It was An overly- large monkey demoness!

I slunk down closer to the ground. If Kagome and Sango weren't here, did that mean..

THEY WERE EATEN BY AN OVERLY- LARGE MONKEY DEMONESS?!

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" WHAT?!!!!" An ominous echo shook the valley.

I trembled at the rage of one tired, irritable, and all-around grumpy hanyou. And Miroku was nowhere in sight. What a jerk. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT TURNS UP AT THE LAST SECOND TO SAVE YOUR BUTT!

WAAAAAAAH!

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Inuyasha glared evilly at the shaking, prostrate kitsune.

He hoisted Shippo up by his tail, so he could look the quivering fox kit in the face. Shippo's bottom lip quivered, and his eyes were teary.

These went unnoticed.

"Kitsune," Inuyasha said in a low, dangerous voice, " for all sakes and purposes, you had BETTER be right, or else."

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I hadn't told Inuyasha they had been eaten.

Just taken- prisoner?

Crapulence.

I. Am. So. Dead.

A/N: That was fun to write! The next chapter should be out either in the middle of the week, or Saturday night. And it'll be really long, too.

I'm just not looking forward to writing the fighting scenes. Despite what you may think- *sigh * Not my forte. Okay! I'm starting a mailing list! Review and leave your address. (But only if you feel like it!)

I'm having SOOOOOOO much fun