Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Monty Python and the Holy Grail so please don't sue me. Now, onto the story *picks up herring and marches off*
Our story begins as 5 young high school friends are sitting in a room. The room belongs to one of the friends, Duct Tape. They are sitting on the bed, in complete silence. While we're waiting, I'll describe the friends to you. Duckie-short, loud, random, dark brown hair, brown eyes, friendly. Murry-tall, about 5'8, light brown hair, also loud, likes to bite, also a very random person, blue eyes and thin, the dancer type. Judge- also tall, around 5'6, quiet, doesn't like to be touched, red-brown hair, blue eyes. Duct Tape-medium height around 5'3, brown hair, blue eyes, loud. MoJo- 5'2, brown hair, blue eyes, obsessed with Sirius Black.
Duckie: *bounces up and down while sitting* Duct Tape I'm sooo bored, lets walk somewhere.
Duct Tape: *gives Duckie a funny look then smiles at her* Alright Duckie, lets go. Come on everyone, we're going to walk to the movie rental place. *walks across the room and pulls kiddie leash out of closet. Come on Murry, lets go. *attaches kiddie leash to Murry and pulls her out of room, while everyone follows in awe that the Great and Powerful Duct Tape had managed to tame the Wild Biting Murry*
Walking down the street
They were walking down the street, Duckie following Duct Tape sadly for being attached to the leash.
"So Murry, what movie should we rent?" Duct Tape asked of the Snapping Murry.
Murry: *bites Judge* HOLY GRAIL! HOLY GRAIL!
Judge: HOLY F***!! Get the crap offa me! *shakes Murry off of her*
Duct Tape: *exasperated sigh* Fineā¦.is everyone ok with that?
Judge: Sure fine with me
Duct Tape: How about you MoJo?
Mojo: *nods brilliantly*
Duct Tape: Alright how about you Duckie
Duckie: YEAH! *nods while jumping up and down*
Our friends were walking to the movie rental place aka Hollywood Video when all of a sudden a llama goes running by and Duckie sees something on the ground ahead of her.
Duckie: *runs ahead and picks it up* HEY! ITS A PICKLE! AND THERE'S A NOTE ATTACHED TO IT! *slowly reads note* To whom it may concern: This is a magical pickle, take a bite out of it while watching a movie, reading a book, or playing a video game and you will be transferred into a magical realm. It grows back everytime you take a bite out of it. HEY WE SHOULD DO THIS *brandishes pickle at friends*
Duct Tape: Ok, well lets rent the movie first and then we'll see.
Duckie: *skips down the road while holding pickle*
Our friends arrived at Hollywood Video several minutes later, with Duckie still skipping, Murry still biting at her leash, Judge and Duct Tape rolling their eyes and MoJo muttering something under her breath about Sirius Black.
Duct Tape: *walks over to the comedy section and picks up Monty Python and the Holy Grail and then walks up to the counter to pay for it, still dragging Murry*
Murry: *growls at random people walking by*
Duct Tape: STOP THAT! *pays for video and walks out of Hollywood Video, followed by friends.
That is the end of that, that is the end of that my dear friends, and I loooooooooove llamas. Sorry I know its short, its gonna be kinda long though. To all my dear beloved friends who are in this story, didn't I personify you perfectly?
