A/N: Yes, it would seem like I'm back. ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!
Okay! Another chapter, another disclaimer. Fun!
Disclaimer: ( In German) Sprekkensie doische? Vas? Nein? Oh, okay. It would
seem you guys don't know German. I don't own nothing.
Capeache?
It was one of those days. Yes the days when everything is normal.. Until you come upon a perverted monk crying over a leaf in the middle of the road. No, that wasn't the oddest of all oddities. Try a half naked monk. How's that suit ya? And- don't that beat all! Kagome and Sango were coming up the road!
Miroku looked around wildly, trying to find the top half of his robes. No such luck. Damn. ~~(Betcha y'all wanna know about Inu and Shippo,right?)~~
"I don't think they were eaten kitsune. Damn you, going on a wild goose chase." Inuyasha's words were cut off as he dozed off.
"Inu-Yasha-please-wake-UP!" Each word was punctuated by a slap to the face. Inuyasha remained stubbornly asleep. Now this was just strange. Inuyasha never fell asleep when being hit! Shippo stuck his face a little closer to Inuyasha's. Was that the smell of..briaerberare root? The root that keeps consumers asleep for 3 days straight. Wonderful.. "WAKE!" SLAP! "UP!" SLAP! "YOU!" SLAP! "STUPID HANYOU!" WHAM! Shippo slid back a few feet as an irritated, exhausted Inuyasha hit him backwards. Before he fell asleep AGAIN, Shippo said; "Inuyasha, what did you eat for your last meal?" There were mumbles, but Shippo thought he heard the word "doe." Deer, then? Interesting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All the while Kagome and Sango ran down the road towards him, he cooked up a story, lying on his back. Wild demons wanting his robe top for a human disguise? No, they'd kill him, and Sango knew that. Or he'd suck them in. Aha! Robbed by humans! He nodded, fell against the ground and tried to look as unconscious as possible.
Sango reached him first, kneeling and holding his head up, slapping his a face a few times. " Oi, Monk. Monk!" She muttered. Kagome dropped on her knees beside the demon exterminator. She muttered. Kagome dropped on her knees beside the demon
"Sango?" she questioned. Sango shook her head.
"He's not breathing!" Sango said. Kagome mumbled to herself. "How do they do it.." Sango stared at her. "AHA!" Kagome crowed, " They taught me CPR in Health class! Here's what you do, Sango.." "Then why don't YOU do it?!" "Uh.." Kagome didn't want to real her true match-making intentions, but what Sango didn't know would get her a boyfriend! "I.. compress too hard, and break ribs!" she said cheerfully. Sango gave her a dead-pan look. "And you're TRYING to save the monk's life with half-formed skills?" "WRONG! You're saving Miroku with NO SKILLS WHATSOEVER!" And so Kagome proceeded to instruct Sango on the ways of CPR, using Miroku as the Real-Life-Situation-Model/Example. Sango was performing the fifth life-saving breath when her eyes widened when she slapped the faking monk. "PERVERT!" Miroku sat up quickly, rim-rod straight, rubbing his reddened cheek.
"I'm sorry Sango-sama! It called out to meeeeeee!"
"What were you doing out here anyway?" Sango asked suspiciously.
"Trying to find Inuyasha and Shippo." He said, telling the half-truth.
"Keh. You were PROBABLY defiling some innocent young girl!" Sango shouted.
" 'Oh, Sango-sama, how I would love to defile you!' " Kagome mimicked Miroku's manner with ease and a giggle.
Miroku crossed his arms and pouted.
" What do you take me for, a pervert? I am a humble servant of Buddha." Kagome opened her mouth to answer but Sango stopped her.
"Just- don't answer that, Kagome-chan," Sango groaned," Juuuuuuust leave it." A/N: Hee hee! I love this chapter! It must be my favorite one! Anyway. I went to a German CD shop, and guess what I found!
AN INUYASHA CD! I'm going to translate a song into English to use, but if any of you want to send in a translated song in ( please no Change the World, My Will, or Fukai Mori) I'll be glad to have them! I'm going to try and update at least once more this week. Guess what else! I'M COMING HOME TO AMERICA NEXT TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I don't even have to go to Texas! I'm moving in with my Grandma who lives in Gainesville. WHOO-HOO!
So, B-chan, come Monday, as I'm flying, I'm gonna use my laptop to write you a LOOOOONG e-mail! Girl, it is TIME for some gal-chattin'!
BYE Y'ALL!
It was one of those days. Yes the days when everything is normal.. Until you come upon a perverted monk crying over a leaf in the middle of the road. No, that wasn't the oddest of all oddities. Try a half naked monk. How's that suit ya? And- don't that beat all! Kagome and Sango were coming up the road!
Miroku looked around wildly, trying to find the top half of his robes. No such luck. Damn. ~~(Betcha y'all wanna know about Inu and Shippo,right?)~~
"I don't think they were eaten kitsune. Damn you, going on a wild goose chase." Inuyasha's words were cut off as he dozed off.
"Inu-Yasha-please-wake-UP!" Each word was punctuated by a slap to the face. Inuyasha remained stubbornly asleep. Now this was just strange. Inuyasha never fell asleep when being hit! Shippo stuck his face a little closer to Inuyasha's. Was that the smell of..briaerberare root? The root that keeps consumers asleep for 3 days straight. Wonderful.. "WAKE!" SLAP! "UP!" SLAP! "YOU!" SLAP! "STUPID HANYOU!" WHAM! Shippo slid back a few feet as an irritated, exhausted Inuyasha hit him backwards. Before he fell asleep AGAIN, Shippo said; "Inuyasha, what did you eat for your last meal?" There were mumbles, but Shippo thought he heard the word "doe." Deer, then? Interesting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All the while Kagome and Sango ran down the road towards him, he cooked up a story, lying on his back. Wild demons wanting his robe top for a human disguise? No, they'd kill him, and Sango knew that. Or he'd suck them in. Aha! Robbed by humans! He nodded, fell against the ground and tried to look as unconscious as possible.
Sango reached him first, kneeling and holding his head up, slapping his a face a few times. " Oi, Monk. Monk!" She muttered. Kagome dropped on her knees beside the demon exterminator. She muttered. Kagome dropped on her knees beside the demon
"Sango?" she questioned. Sango shook her head.
"He's not breathing!" Sango said. Kagome mumbled to herself. "How do they do it.." Sango stared at her. "AHA!" Kagome crowed, " They taught me CPR in Health class! Here's what you do, Sango.." "Then why don't YOU do it?!" "Uh.." Kagome didn't want to real her true match-making intentions, but what Sango didn't know would get her a boyfriend! "I.. compress too hard, and break ribs!" she said cheerfully. Sango gave her a dead-pan look. "And you're TRYING to save the monk's life with half-formed skills?" "WRONG! You're saving Miroku with NO SKILLS WHATSOEVER!" And so Kagome proceeded to instruct Sango on the ways of CPR, using Miroku as the Real-Life-Situation-Model/Example. Sango was performing the fifth life-saving breath when her eyes widened when she slapped the faking monk. "PERVERT!" Miroku sat up quickly, rim-rod straight, rubbing his reddened cheek.
"I'm sorry Sango-sama! It called out to meeeeeee!"
"What were you doing out here anyway?" Sango asked suspiciously.
"Trying to find Inuyasha and Shippo." He said, telling the half-truth.
"Keh. You were PROBABLY defiling some innocent young girl!" Sango shouted.
" 'Oh, Sango-sama, how I would love to defile you!' " Kagome mimicked Miroku's manner with ease and a giggle.
Miroku crossed his arms and pouted.
" What do you take me for, a pervert? I am a humble servant of Buddha." Kagome opened her mouth to answer but Sango stopped her.
"Just- don't answer that, Kagome-chan," Sango groaned," Juuuuuuust leave it." A/N: Hee hee! I love this chapter! It must be my favorite one! Anyway. I went to a German CD shop, and guess what I found!
AN INUYASHA CD! I'm going to translate a song into English to use, but if any of you want to send in a translated song in ( please no Change the World, My Will, or Fukai Mori) I'll be glad to have them! I'm going to try and update at least once more this week. Guess what else! I'M COMING HOME TO AMERICA NEXT TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I don't even have to go to Texas! I'm moving in with my Grandma who lives in Gainesville. WHOO-HOO!
So, B-chan, come Monday, as I'm flying, I'm gonna use my laptop to write you a LOOOOONG e-mail! Girl, it is TIME for some gal-chattin'!
BYE Y'ALL!