TURNING
Disclaimer: I don´t own the movie or anything...
A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *laughs loud* hehe... just laughing. What is it, as soon as I pair up jack and Will no one reviews? *hehe* Not even a flame like „NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Will and Elisabeth forever. They rock"(-.- no.) Nothing? I guess everyone who started reading was either J/E or W/J fan and now everyone is shocked. ^-^ victory!
A/N2: Thanks to Mary for reading and thanks to my history teacher, for no particular reason... just feel like it.
A/N3: This is Jack´s Pov. It´s a bit short, but I like it anyway. Ihad a hard time woth my story-Jack, because I felt he didn´t develope to be very Jackish in the last chapter.. i like this one better ^-^
Jack´s PoV
Sometimes being a pirate has it s good sides, really. Like you can bed every single person in the Caribbean and all people will say is "Oh, he´s a pirate, what did you expect?" Very pleasant indeed. There are only two people in this world who did not seem to have understood this. Elisabeth and William Turner. What do they expect me to do? Sleep all night on an island, where I am alone with this pretty, drunk woman? Hell, every single person, male or female, doesn´t matter to me at all, in Tortoga could tell those two that I only acted the Captain Jack Sparrow way. I certainly didn´t mean to get her with child! I´m sorry I need to be the one to tell them, but it takes two. They of all people should know. As for the story with Will...
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I was sitting in my cabin, pretty much minding my own business, enjoying some rum and the feel of the waves beneath me, when the boy knocked at my door.
"Night Jack."
"Captain." I told him- will they ever learn?
"So, what are you doing?"
"What does it look like? Getting drunk, whelp. Lesson: Only ask questions that make sense, as long as I´m half way sober."
I handed him a bottle, which he took a bit hesitatingly. "Mind to join ya cap´n?"
Will sat down next to me.
"I´m worried about Elisabeth."
"Oh yeah, that girl..." I said, trying to sound like I really thought anything but who bloody cares.
"What if we don´t find her, Jack? I love her. What if... if they kill her, what am I gonna do then..." he kept on talking forever about the greatness of this strumpet and just how devoted he was to her and all the meanwhile he drank and drank and drank.
I needed to do something. Reason one: If I heard one more word about that wonderful girl of his I´d go crazy. Reason two: I began to seriously worry if the rum would last for the rest of the journey, if he kept on drinking like this. And there really was no need to endanger good alcohol. I made up my mind rather quickly. I was going to get ride of two problems at once. Save the rum and make the lonely nights at sea less... lonely. I did the only thing one could have done in a situation like that, I kissed the boy on the mouth. No way any rum would be wasted this way. Now either he would run or if he was drunk enough- get through with it. The latter was the fact. And I don´t like to boast... well, now I think about it, I do, but we did get through with it three times. That´s not bad for what I assume was the boys first try. Lovely. The next morning however wasn´t. I was woken by an extremely loud boy, that shrieked,
"Oh God! Jack, what the hell am i doing in your bed!!!"
Later he decided to change the story of us two having a lot fun into one of me having a lot fun on his advances. Well, I didn´t care much. I got away with fun both ways. And when no one seemed to take notice of Will´s attempts to get some sympathy, because he had been seduced by the captain, he would stop complaining, and I´m sure he didn´t hold it in too bad memory.
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Will has only himself to blame. If he needs to blame someone anyhow...
A/N: Hm.... this didn´t continue the story but.... i like it anyway ^-^ don´t care if you do. Review anyway. Or flame.
Disclaimer: I don´t own the movie or anything...
A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *laughs loud* hehe... just laughing. What is it, as soon as I pair up jack and Will no one reviews? *hehe* Not even a flame like „NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Will and Elisabeth forever. They rock"(-.- no.) Nothing? I guess everyone who started reading was either J/E or W/J fan and now everyone is shocked. ^-^ victory!
A/N2: Thanks to Mary for reading and thanks to my history teacher, for no particular reason... just feel like it.
A/N3: This is Jack´s Pov. It´s a bit short, but I like it anyway. Ihad a hard time woth my story-Jack, because I felt he didn´t develope to be very Jackish in the last chapter.. i like this one better ^-^
Jack´s PoV
Sometimes being a pirate has it s good sides, really. Like you can bed every single person in the Caribbean and all people will say is "Oh, he´s a pirate, what did you expect?" Very pleasant indeed. There are only two people in this world who did not seem to have understood this. Elisabeth and William Turner. What do they expect me to do? Sleep all night on an island, where I am alone with this pretty, drunk woman? Hell, every single person, male or female, doesn´t matter to me at all, in Tortoga could tell those two that I only acted the Captain Jack Sparrow way. I certainly didn´t mean to get her with child! I´m sorry I need to be the one to tell them, but it takes two. They of all people should know. As for the story with Will...
---
I was sitting in my cabin, pretty much minding my own business, enjoying some rum and the feel of the waves beneath me, when the boy knocked at my door.
"Night Jack."
"Captain." I told him- will they ever learn?
"So, what are you doing?"
"What does it look like? Getting drunk, whelp. Lesson: Only ask questions that make sense, as long as I´m half way sober."
I handed him a bottle, which he took a bit hesitatingly. "Mind to join ya cap´n?"
Will sat down next to me.
"I´m worried about Elisabeth."
"Oh yeah, that girl..." I said, trying to sound like I really thought anything but who bloody cares.
"What if we don´t find her, Jack? I love her. What if... if they kill her, what am I gonna do then..." he kept on talking forever about the greatness of this strumpet and just how devoted he was to her and all the meanwhile he drank and drank and drank.
I needed to do something. Reason one: If I heard one more word about that wonderful girl of his I´d go crazy. Reason two: I began to seriously worry if the rum would last for the rest of the journey, if he kept on drinking like this. And there really was no need to endanger good alcohol. I made up my mind rather quickly. I was going to get ride of two problems at once. Save the rum and make the lonely nights at sea less... lonely. I did the only thing one could have done in a situation like that, I kissed the boy on the mouth. No way any rum would be wasted this way. Now either he would run or if he was drunk enough- get through with it. The latter was the fact. And I don´t like to boast... well, now I think about it, I do, but we did get through with it three times. That´s not bad for what I assume was the boys first try. Lovely. The next morning however wasn´t. I was woken by an extremely loud boy, that shrieked,
"Oh God! Jack, what the hell am i doing in your bed!!!"
Later he decided to change the story of us two having a lot fun into one of me having a lot fun on his advances. Well, I didn´t care much. I got away with fun both ways. And when no one seemed to take notice of Will´s attempts to get some sympathy, because he had been seduced by the captain, he would stop complaining, and I´m sure he didn´t hold it in too bad memory.
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Will has only himself to blame. If he needs to blame someone anyhow...
A/N: Hm.... this didn´t continue the story but.... i like it anyway ^-^ don´t care if you do. Review anyway. Or flame.