I'm back! It's Nightmare-chan22. I'm a bit hurt that no one
reviewed...*Hangs head.* I'm still gonna keep writing though.
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or anything like that!
From where we left off, you found out Saturos played the evil queen, even though he thought he was playing the evil king, and that he vowed to get revenge on Jenna. Jenna is the very evil and fiery Snow White, and –
Jenna: You wanna join Garet?!
Garet: *Crispy from constant Fumes.* Ow......
As I was saying! *Glares at Jenna.* Garet is her prince. Even if Jenna hates him...
Saturos watched the two fire adepts run around. Garet screaming like a girl, and Jenna attacking with Fume. He smirked, and snapped his fingers.
"Slave! I mean, evil henchmen! Get over here!" He yelled. Walking out of the shadows came... Kraden?! Saturos tossed him a cardboard box. Kraden stared at it, and smiled.
"Master Saturos! You remembered!" Kraden said, grinning.
"Remembered what?" Saturos asked confused.
"It's my birthday. I'm turning 68!" Kraden said. He looked inside the cardboard box, and frowned when he found nothing in it. "Where's my present?"
"It's your birthday? Whoops. Forgot again. Anyway, go kill Jenna and stick her heart in there." Saturos ordered. Kraden sighed annoyed.
"Can't you at least get a more decent box?" Kraden asked.
"What's wrong with cardboard?" Saturos asked, confused.
"Cardboard as I have researched went out last century. And anyway, I know that if I died, I would want a pretty red box with mini scientists on it!" Kraden said, smiling big. Saturos raised an eyebrow.
"Kraden, I'm the evil queen. Not the good queen. Now go kill Jenna!" Saturos yelled.
"Who is Jenna anyway?" Kraden asked, looking around.
"Outside, the one making the guy scream." Saturos said. Kraden looked out the window. He saw Garet running in circles, and Jenna still casting Fume. He clapped his hands together, and smiled dreamily.
"Aww! They make such a cute couple! I don't think I kill"- Kraden stopped short when he saw Saturos' evil glare. "Never mind." He said quickly.
Jenna was skipping around picking flowers in a field. Kraden watched smiling. She picked a few daisies, and placed them in a basket.
"Are you going to give those flowers to that spiky haired prince of yours?" Kraden asked. Jenna smirked at him.
"Hell no. I'm gonna take them home, and burn them! Burn!" She said, looking evilly at the daisies.
"Well that sure doesn't sound very lady like." Kraden mumbled. Jenna glared at him, and bent down the pick a few more flowers. While she had her back turned, Kraden took out a dagger, and raised it above her back. Jenna turned, and screamed. Kraden's face softened, and he dropped the dagger. "I can't kill you!" He sobbed pathetically.
"That's right! I'm too beautiful!" Jenna said, fluffing up her hair.
"It's not that! I can't kill anyone in love!" Kraden sobbed.
"I fall in love?! With who?!" Jenna asked, shocked.
"Prince Garet." Kraden answered, looking perfectly fine. Jenna raised an eyebrow confused.
"The day I like that jerk is when Saturos gets boobs and finds out I tricked him into playing a girl role." Jenna said. Kraden got up, and began to push her into the woods.
"But Saturos did find out! And he's pissed! Quickly! Run into the woods! Hide!" Kraden yelled.
"Why? I can easily take down Saturos if I have Ivan, Isaac, Felix, Sheba and Piers by my side!" Jenna shot back.
"You have to! It says so in the script." Kraden said, pulling out his copy of the stories' script. Jenna glared at him, snatched it, and read it.
"Jenna will run off into the woods screaming cusswords and saying how much she hates Nightmare-chan22. What?! This is so damn stupid!" Jenna said, storming off into the woods cursing at me. Kraden got the script back, and frowned at what he read.
"What do you mean I don't have anymore lines than this?!" He asked...
TO BE CONTINUED...
How was it now? Please review. I know it's not as funny as I hoped it would be...
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or anything like that!
From where we left off, you found out Saturos played the evil queen, even though he thought he was playing the evil king, and that he vowed to get revenge on Jenna. Jenna is the very evil and fiery Snow White, and –
Jenna: You wanna join Garet?!
Garet: *Crispy from constant Fumes.* Ow......
As I was saying! *Glares at Jenna.* Garet is her prince. Even if Jenna hates him...
Saturos watched the two fire adepts run around. Garet screaming like a girl, and Jenna attacking with Fume. He smirked, and snapped his fingers.
"Slave! I mean, evil henchmen! Get over here!" He yelled. Walking out of the shadows came... Kraden?! Saturos tossed him a cardboard box. Kraden stared at it, and smiled.
"Master Saturos! You remembered!" Kraden said, grinning.
"Remembered what?" Saturos asked confused.
"It's my birthday. I'm turning 68!" Kraden said. He looked inside the cardboard box, and frowned when he found nothing in it. "Where's my present?"
"It's your birthday? Whoops. Forgot again. Anyway, go kill Jenna and stick her heart in there." Saturos ordered. Kraden sighed annoyed.
"Can't you at least get a more decent box?" Kraden asked.
"What's wrong with cardboard?" Saturos asked, confused.
"Cardboard as I have researched went out last century. And anyway, I know that if I died, I would want a pretty red box with mini scientists on it!" Kraden said, smiling big. Saturos raised an eyebrow.
"Kraden, I'm the evil queen. Not the good queen. Now go kill Jenna!" Saturos yelled.
"Who is Jenna anyway?" Kraden asked, looking around.
"Outside, the one making the guy scream." Saturos said. Kraden looked out the window. He saw Garet running in circles, and Jenna still casting Fume. He clapped his hands together, and smiled dreamily.
"Aww! They make such a cute couple! I don't think I kill"- Kraden stopped short when he saw Saturos' evil glare. "Never mind." He said quickly.
Jenna was skipping around picking flowers in a field. Kraden watched smiling. She picked a few daisies, and placed them in a basket.
"Are you going to give those flowers to that spiky haired prince of yours?" Kraden asked. Jenna smirked at him.
"Hell no. I'm gonna take them home, and burn them! Burn!" She said, looking evilly at the daisies.
"Well that sure doesn't sound very lady like." Kraden mumbled. Jenna glared at him, and bent down the pick a few more flowers. While she had her back turned, Kraden took out a dagger, and raised it above her back. Jenna turned, and screamed. Kraden's face softened, and he dropped the dagger. "I can't kill you!" He sobbed pathetically.
"That's right! I'm too beautiful!" Jenna said, fluffing up her hair.
"It's not that! I can't kill anyone in love!" Kraden sobbed.
"I fall in love?! With who?!" Jenna asked, shocked.
"Prince Garet." Kraden answered, looking perfectly fine. Jenna raised an eyebrow confused.
"The day I like that jerk is when Saturos gets boobs and finds out I tricked him into playing a girl role." Jenna said. Kraden got up, and began to push her into the woods.
"But Saturos did find out! And he's pissed! Quickly! Run into the woods! Hide!" Kraden yelled.
"Why? I can easily take down Saturos if I have Ivan, Isaac, Felix, Sheba and Piers by my side!" Jenna shot back.
"You have to! It says so in the script." Kraden said, pulling out his copy of the stories' script. Jenna glared at him, snatched it, and read it.
"Jenna will run off into the woods screaming cusswords and saying how much she hates Nightmare-chan22. What?! This is so damn stupid!" Jenna said, storming off into the woods cursing at me. Kraden got the script back, and frowned at what he read.
"What do you mean I don't have anymore lines than this?!" He asked...
TO BE CONTINUED...
How was it now? Please review. I know it's not as funny as I hoped it would be...