I'm back again! So happy! People reviewed! I thought in my head
the night I updated chapter 2 'god, no one's gonna read and review... might
as well take it down tomorrow...' But when I wake up the next morning to take
it down, I all ready got 3 –emails/reviews in my mail box! Yay! It'll stay!
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun or anything like that...
Now, from where we left off: Kraden tried to kill Jenna but couldn't. For he could never kill anyone in love...
Kraden: That's right!
Jenna: He's so weird...
Now, Jenna, pissed off as usual she reluctantly ran into the forest screaming cusswords at me. Now, here is where we left off...
Jenna walked around in the forest. Sure, there were things that were scary. Fake plastic bats. Cardboard werewolves. But knowing Jenna, she wasn't scared. She simply raised an eyebrow.
"That's supposed to be scary? Anyone can tell it's cardboard!" Jenna said, flicking a werewolf in the head. She turned around, nervous, when she heard rustling in the bushes. She didn't prepare for this. She screamed when something hopped out toward her feet. A few seconds later, when Jenna felt no attack, she looked around. It was the brown and fluffy thing that caught her eye. She smiled sweetly at the chipmunk. "Aww.... It's a cute chipmunk!" She squealed. The chipmunk squeaked, and wagged it's tail at her. She then glared at it. "I hate chipmunks! Beat you sad excuse for a woodland creature!" She snapped, kicking the chipmunk. The chipmunk flew somewhere over the horizon, and became a beautiful star. She sighed, and began to walk forward. More rustling came from the bushes. "What now?! A bigger fluff ball?!" She demanded. To her shock, an elf walked out. Jenna frowned. "That's not a chipmunk! It's got antlers!" She said.
"No duh." Nightmare-chan22's voice came from somewhere.
"Hey! Hey! What are you doing?!" Jenna demanded when the elf bit onto her shirt, and began to pull her to a certain direction. "Let go now or I'll cast Fume!" She yelled, pointing a glowing red hand at the deer.
"Hey, that just wouldn't be right!" The Wise One's voice came again.
"Who's voice is that?" She asked.
"God." The Wise One's voice came.
"God my foot! Why can't I burn it?!" She asked.
"Because, that would set the forest on fire, and the forest is close to Vale, and being Vale's guardian, I can't have that now, can I?" 'God' said.
"Stupid eyeball..." Jenna grumbled.
So the elk yanked her to a small cottage. When she walked in, she screamed. There were cobwebs everywhere. Dust bunnies hiding under the couch. Even the weird kind of dust that can be blown away was on the plates. Plates weren't washed, and there was a pile of dirty boxers with 'I love Mia.' on the waistband. Jenna grabbed a pink apron, even if red was her color, and grabbed a broom.
"Only one person can leave a house this unclean and not care about lives here. I can tell... Isaac lives here!" Jenna said. She shot a glare at the animals, which had doubled in following her. "Don't just stand there! Hurry up and help me!" She yelled. Instantly, the animals helped, fearing Jenna would fume. "Just whistle while you work..." She sang, sweeping.
Meanwhile, in a dirty mine, 7 little people were singing as well. Each with helium voices.
"We... dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, di-" Before they could finished the rest, one of them stood up.
"That's it! I can't take anymore of this singing! It's too... cheerful!" Karst yelled. Felix shot her a glare.
"Shut the hell up Karst! You think the rest of us like this?!" Felix shouted, standing up. Piers and Ivan nodded in agreement.
"Personally, I don't mind. I think this is fun." Mia said. Isaac smiled at her. Sheba on the other hand was juggling rubies.
"Hey! Hey Ivan! Look at me! I can juggle three now!" Sheba said, trying to impress the other Wind Adept.
"Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away." Ivan whispered to Piers. Sheba heard them, and stopped to sniffle. The rubies fell, and each hit her on the head. With swirly eyes, she fell over knocked out. Ivan sighed, and lifted her into his arms. "The things I do to make her go away..." He sighed.
"Yes, but you're so nice to her too Ivan." Piers said, before sneezing. Ivan blushed.
"Oh stop, you're embarrassing me!" He said, dropping Sheba to cover up her cheeks.
"You want me to stay by your side, don't you Isaac?" Mia asked, clinging to his arm. Isaac nodded.
"I can't take it anymore! I hate all this smiling and songs we sing!" Karst cried, waving her scythe around dangerously. Felix snatched it from her, and glared at her.
"Get being so grumpy!" He snapped.
"YOU WANNA SEE GRUMPY?!?!?!" Karst screamed, tackling him.
"Calm down you two. Doc! Grumpy! Sto-" Piers froze. Everyone turned to him wide-eyed. "Ah... ah... ah... achoo!" Piers sneezed, blowing everyone out of the mine. Mia lay on Isaac. Ivan and Sheba got stuck in a bush, and Felix hung onto Karst's legs high in a tree.
"Quit staring!" Karst yelled, blushing.
"Well, I'm not trying to! But I'm scared to look down!" Felix yelled. Piers walked out with a handkerchief.
"My, bless me." Piers said.
"Bless you." They all said, before Felix screamed as Karst kicked him, knocking him to the ground.
TO BE CONTINUED...
I know, I know. Not that good. I was distracted by my little brother watching brother bear... I'm not trying to make this a FelixxKarst story! As you can tell, it's IvanxSheba and IsaacxMia. I wasn't good at hinting it, but here are the dwarfs: Felix is Doc, Isaac is Dopey, Sheba is a wide-awake Sleepy, Ivan is Bashful, Piers is Sneezy, Mia is Happy, and Karst is Grumpy. Anyway, please review. Let the flames not be too hot! Sorry, I won't be doing the write back to the reviewers. *Gets thrown at by fruit and other stuff. *
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun or anything like that...
Now, from where we left off: Kraden tried to kill Jenna but couldn't. For he could never kill anyone in love...
Kraden: That's right!
Jenna: He's so weird...
Now, Jenna, pissed off as usual she reluctantly ran into the forest screaming cusswords at me. Now, here is where we left off...
Jenna walked around in the forest. Sure, there were things that were scary. Fake plastic bats. Cardboard werewolves. But knowing Jenna, she wasn't scared. She simply raised an eyebrow.
"That's supposed to be scary? Anyone can tell it's cardboard!" Jenna said, flicking a werewolf in the head. She turned around, nervous, when she heard rustling in the bushes. She didn't prepare for this. She screamed when something hopped out toward her feet. A few seconds later, when Jenna felt no attack, she looked around. It was the brown and fluffy thing that caught her eye. She smiled sweetly at the chipmunk. "Aww.... It's a cute chipmunk!" She squealed. The chipmunk squeaked, and wagged it's tail at her. She then glared at it. "I hate chipmunks! Beat you sad excuse for a woodland creature!" She snapped, kicking the chipmunk. The chipmunk flew somewhere over the horizon, and became a beautiful star. She sighed, and began to walk forward. More rustling came from the bushes. "What now?! A bigger fluff ball?!" She demanded. To her shock, an elf walked out. Jenna frowned. "That's not a chipmunk! It's got antlers!" She said.
"No duh." Nightmare-chan22's voice came from somewhere.
"Hey! Hey! What are you doing?!" Jenna demanded when the elf bit onto her shirt, and began to pull her to a certain direction. "Let go now or I'll cast Fume!" She yelled, pointing a glowing red hand at the deer.
"Hey, that just wouldn't be right!" The Wise One's voice came again.
"Who's voice is that?" She asked.
"God." The Wise One's voice came.
"God my foot! Why can't I burn it?!" She asked.
"Because, that would set the forest on fire, and the forest is close to Vale, and being Vale's guardian, I can't have that now, can I?" 'God' said.
"Stupid eyeball..." Jenna grumbled.
So the elk yanked her to a small cottage. When she walked in, she screamed. There were cobwebs everywhere. Dust bunnies hiding under the couch. Even the weird kind of dust that can be blown away was on the plates. Plates weren't washed, and there was a pile of dirty boxers with 'I love Mia.' on the waistband. Jenna grabbed a pink apron, even if red was her color, and grabbed a broom.
"Only one person can leave a house this unclean and not care about lives here. I can tell... Isaac lives here!" Jenna said. She shot a glare at the animals, which had doubled in following her. "Don't just stand there! Hurry up and help me!" She yelled. Instantly, the animals helped, fearing Jenna would fume. "Just whistle while you work..." She sang, sweeping.
Meanwhile, in a dirty mine, 7 little people were singing as well. Each with helium voices.
"We... dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, di-" Before they could finished the rest, one of them stood up.
"That's it! I can't take anymore of this singing! It's too... cheerful!" Karst yelled. Felix shot her a glare.
"Shut the hell up Karst! You think the rest of us like this?!" Felix shouted, standing up. Piers and Ivan nodded in agreement.
"Personally, I don't mind. I think this is fun." Mia said. Isaac smiled at her. Sheba on the other hand was juggling rubies.
"Hey! Hey Ivan! Look at me! I can juggle three now!" Sheba said, trying to impress the other Wind Adept.
"Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away." Ivan whispered to Piers. Sheba heard them, and stopped to sniffle. The rubies fell, and each hit her on the head. With swirly eyes, she fell over knocked out. Ivan sighed, and lifted her into his arms. "The things I do to make her go away..." He sighed.
"Yes, but you're so nice to her too Ivan." Piers said, before sneezing. Ivan blushed.
"Oh stop, you're embarrassing me!" He said, dropping Sheba to cover up her cheeks.
"You want me to stay by your side, don't you Isaac?" Mia asked, clinging to his arm. Isaac nodded.
"I can't take it anymore! I hate all this smiling and songs we sing!" Karst cried, waving her scythe around dangerously. Felix snatched it from her, and glared at her.
"Get being so grumpy!" He snapped.
"YOU WANNA SEE GRUMPY?!?!?!" Karst screamed, tackling him.
"Calm down you two. Doc! Grumpy! Sto-" Piers froze. Everyone turned to him wide-eyed. "Ah... ah... ah... achoo!" Piers sneezed, blowing everyone out of the mine. Mia lay on Isaac. Ivan and Sheba got stuck in a bush, and Felix hung onto Karst's legs high in a tree.
"Quit staring!" Karst yelled, blushing.
"Well, I'm not trying to! But I'm scared to look down!" Felix yelled. Piers walked out with a handkerchief.
"My, bless me." Piers said.
"Bless you." They all said, before Felix screamed as Karst kicked him, knocking him to the ground.
TO BE CONTINUED...
I know, I know. Not that good. I was distracted by my little brother watching brother bear... I'm not trying to make this a FelixxKarst story! As you can tell, it's IvanxSheba and IsaacxMia. I wasn't good at hinting it, but here are the dwarfs: Felix is Doc, Isaac is Dopey, Sheba is a wide-awake Sleepy, Ivan is Bashful, Piers is Sneezy, Mia is Happy, and Karst is Grumpy. Anyway, please review. Let the flames not be too hot! Sorry, I won't be doing the write back to the reviewers. *Gets thrown at by fruit and other stuff. *