Back again, for some more torture!
Felix: I've had enough torture seeing Karst's panties were blue bunnies!
Karst: Shut up! And they were red bunnies, thank you!
Isaac: Hey, how come Dopey and Felix is Doc?
Because I like Felix more. Anyway, sorry about the last chapter. Wasn't that funny to me. Well, this story will stay up, because I read a certain review, and I was moved! I feel the love...
Garet: I don't feel any love from Jenna...
Hush up Garet! The next chapter's gonna begin!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or anything like that.
From where we left off: Jenna was cleaning the cottage and you met the seven dwarfs!
Jenna had just finished cleaning the house. She was walking up the stairs, and was getting the creeps with the animals were following her. She turned, and her hands glowed red as if ready to cast Fume.
"Bugger!" She snapped, making the animals go away. She smiled, and headed toward the room. When she walked in, she burst out laughing. 7 tiny little beds were there with names on them. "Oh my god! I never knew I helping out midgets the whole time!" She laughed. She knelt beside the beds, and began to read off the names. "Isaac... Felix... Ivan... Sheba... Mia... Karst... and Piers... sheesh! What kind of names are those?!" She demanded. She pushed three together, and smiled. "Being an evil person as I am... I shall sleep in their beds, and burn down the cottage! Mwhahahaha!" Jenna laughed, rather evilly. She lay on a bed, and instantly fell asleep.
"Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to work we go"-
"That's it! I can't take it anymore! Stop with the singing! Just stop!"
"Oh, shut up Karst! I mean, come on! It's part of the script!"
"Don't you back talk to me Felix!"
"Isaac! Hold my hand!"
"........................."
"Oh gross... Piers! Piers! She's drooling on my shoulder!"
"Aww! You two make such a cute coupl- ah... ah... ah..."
"NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Jenna stirred in her sleep at the sound of helium screams and other things making crashes.
Felix and the other dwarfs sighed, laying on the ground with a branch covering them, especially poor Isaac who had been crushed by a tree that fell over. Piers chuckled nervously and pulled out his handkerchief.
"Sorry..." He said.
"It's fine." Felix said, pushing a branch off him.
"Oh my god! Isaac! You can't leave me!" Mia sobbed. Isaac groaned and tried to get up, but the tree held him down.
Later, when Isaac had been removed from the tree, the dwarfs were headed home. Felix noticed the cottage smiled, then frowned. Quickly, he halted, making everyone else halt into him, then land in a pile on the ground.
"Look! The lights are on!" Felix squeaked, pointing to the house.
"Wasn't me this time." Mia said.
"It must be a goblin!" Ivan cried.
"Dragon!" Piers gasped.
"Agatio!" Sheba, who had woken up, screamed. Karst stared at the cottage.
"I'm telling you! There's something evil in there!" Karst said.
"What'll we do?" Piers asked.
"We'll sneak up on them!" Mia said, smiling. Isaac nodded with her.
"On my lead!" Felix cried, running forward. Everyone else ran after him.
When they reached the door... Karst broke it down, and began to wave her scythe around.
"Where are you?! You, you scoundrel!" She yelled. Felix whacked her on the head with his Sol Blade.
"Quiet fool! Search the house!" Felix ordered. They did, and kept looking around until...
"The floor's been swept!" Karst gasped.
"The cobwebs are gone!" Sheba said.
"The windows have been washed!" Piers hissed.
"And Isaac's boxers have been put away!" Mia cried.
"Our house has been cleaned!" Ivan yelled, before getting glared at.
"I tell you, we're up against some mighty fine evil!" Karst said, looking around darkly. Mia sniffed the air, and glomped onto Isaac's arm.
"Something's cooking! Maybe it's a romantic dinner for me and Isaac!" Mia squealed, running while dragging Isaac over to the stove. Karst hit her on the head.
"Don't touch it! It could be poison!" Karst hissed. Felix and Piers examined the table.
"The table has been set!" Felix said, picking up a flower. Big mistake. Piers smelt the flower, and twitched. He suddenly sneezed, sending everyone into the wall. Once again, Isaac was the one crushed by everyone else. They all glared at Piers. Piers laughed nervously, and took out his handkerchief.
"Whoops... sorry..." Piers said. Everyone sighed.
"There's only one place for us to look! Isaac, go upstairs." Felix ordered. Isaac gave him a look that said 'why me?!' "Because, you haven't done anything helpful, Mr. I don't like to talk!" Felix snapped. Isaac grabbed a pen and paper, and wrote:
"I can talk. I just don't have any lines."
"Oh, so now you're smart mouthing back to me?!" Felix demanded, angrier than Jenna PMSing. Isaac scribbled down something, and glared at Felix.
The sign read: "How can I smart mouth to you if I'm not even using my mouth?!" Isaac whimpered when Felix drew out his Sol Blade once more. Isaac was booted up the stairs, with Mia pounding her fists on Felix's back and yelling at him to not hurt her Isaac. Isaac rubbed his bottom, and went into their rooms...
To BE CONTINUED...
Thank you for reviewing so far guys. Hope you liked this chapter. I kind of did. Isaac had to be the best. If you read the next chapter, I'll give you a little inside tip to Disney Parody #2! Please R/R!
Karst: Shut up! And they were red bunnies, thank you!
Isaac: Hey, how come Dopey and Felix is Doc?
Because I like Felix more. Anyway, sorry about the last chapter. Wasn't that funny to me. Well, this story will stay up, because I read a certain review, and I was moved! I feel the love...
Garet: I don't feel any love from Jenna...
Hush up Garet! The next chapter's gonna begin!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or anything like that.
From where we left off: Jenna was cleaning the cottage and you met the seven dwarfs!
Jenna had just finished cleaning the house. She was walking up the stairs, and was getting the creeps with the animals were following her. She turned, and her hands glowed red as if ready to cast Fume.
"Bugger!" She snapped, making the animals go away. She smiled, and headed toward the room. When she walked in, she burst out laughing. 7 tiny little beds were there with names on them. "Oh my god! I never knew I helping out midgets the whole time!" She laughed. She knelt beside the beds, and began to read off the names. "Isaac... Felix... Ivan... Sheba... Mia... Karst... and Piers... sheesh! What kind of names are those?!" She demanded. She pushed three together, and smiled. "Being an evil person as I am... I shall sleep in their beds, and burn down the cottage! Mwhahahaha!" Jenna laughed, rather evilly. She lay on a bed, and instantly fell asleep.
"Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to work we go"-
"That's it! I can't take it anymore! Stop with the singing! Just stop!"
"Oh, shut up Karst! I mean, come on! It's part of the script!"
"Don't you back talk to me Felix!"
"Isaac! Hold my hand!"
"........................."
"Oh gross... Piers! Piers! She's drooling on my shoulder!"
"Aww! You two make such a cute coupl- ah... ah... ah..."
"NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Jenna stirred in her sleep at the sound of helium screams and other things making crashes.
Felix and the other dwarfs sighed, laying on the ground with a branch covering them, especially poor Isaac who had been crushed by a tree that fell over. Piers chuckled nervously and pulled out his handkerchief.
"Sorry..." He said.
"It's fine." Felix said, pushing a branch off him.
"Oh my god! Isaac! You can't leave me!" Mia sobbed. Isaac groaned and tried to get up, but the tree held him down.
Later, when Isaac had been removed from the tree, the dwarfs were headed home. Felix noticed the cottage smiled, then frowned. Quickly, he halted, making everyone else halt into him, then land in a pile on the ground.
"Look! The lights are on!" Felix squeaked, pointing to the house.
"Wasn't me this time." Mia said.
"It must be a goblin!" Ivan cried.
"Dragon!" Piers gasped.
"Agatio!" Sheba, who had woken up, screamed. Karst stared at the cottage.
"I'm telling you! There's something evil in there!" Karst said.
"What'll we do?" Piers asked.
"We'll sneak up on them!" Mia said, smiling. Isaac nodded with her.
"On my lead!" Felix cried, running forward. Everyone else ran after him.
When they reached the door... Karst broke it down, and began to wave her scythe around.
"Where are you?! You, you scoundrel!" She yelled. Felix whacked her on the head with his Sol Blade.
"Quiet fool! Search the house!" Felix ordered. They did, and kept looking around until...
"The floor's been swept!" Karst gasped.
"The cobwebs are gone!" Sheba said.
"The windows have been washed!" Piers hissed.
"And Isaac's boxers have been put away!" Mia cried.
"Our house has been cleaned!" Ivan yelled, before getting glared at.
"I tell you, we're up against some mighty fine evil!" Karst said, looking around darkly. Mia sniffed the air, and glomped onto Isaac's arm.
"Something's cooking! Maybe it's a romantic dinner for me and Isaac!" Mia squealed, running while dragging Isaac over to the stove. Karst hit her on the head.
"Don't touch it! It could be poison!" Karst hissed. Felix and Piers examined the table.
"The table has been set!" Felix said, picking up a flower. Big mistake. Piers smelt the flower, and twitched. He suddenly sneezed, sending everyone into the wall. Once again, Isaac was the one crushed by everyone else. They all glared at Piers. Piers laughed nervously, and took out his handkerchief.
"Whoops... sorry..." Piers said. Everyone sighed.
"There's only one place for us to look! Isaac, go upstairs." Felix ordered. Isaac gave him a look that said 'why me?!' "Because, you haven't done anything helpful, Mr. I don't like to talk!" Felix snapped. Isaac grabbed a pen and paper, and wrote:
"I can talk. I just don't have any lines."
"Oh, so now you're smart mouthing back to me?!" Felix demanded, angrier than Jenna PMSing. Isaac scribbled down something, and glared at Felix.
The sign read: "How can I smart mouth to you if I'm not even using my mouth?!" Isaac whimpered when Felix drew out his Sol Blade once more. Isaac was booted up the stairs, with Mia pounding her fists on Felix's back and yelling at him to not hurt her Isaac. Isaac rubbed his bottom, and went into their rooms...
To BE CONTINUED...
Thank you for reviewing so far guys. Hope you liked this chapter. I kind of did. Isaac had to be the best. If you read the next chapter, I'll give you a little inside tip to Disney Parody #2! Please R/R!