Oh... so bored... I'm slowly losing interest in this story... not enough
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Jenna: You can't stop this story!
Watch me.
Garet: No! Don't stop Nightmare-chan22! I want to kiss Jenna!
Then I'll hurry to the end. Anyway, this story is probably half way done. I don't like it. But I am gonna say one thing. I'm gonna keep making fun of Disney. Each Princess Movie will have a couple. You heard Beauty and the Beast was for Mia and Isaac. Just know this I will not do Alex/Mia, Piers/Mia, Piers/Sheba and Garet/Mia. I can't stand Garet and Mia together. Jenna belongs with Garet, and if Piers steals her, well single is a good thing. I don't like Alex and Mia because... I just don't. And Piers and Mia... I'm not into that couple. I am Piers and Jenna fan, and I am staying that way. But don't hate me please. Here's the story anyway.
Where we last left off, Jenna had met the dwarfs and it was chaos. Now, we are going to go to everyone's favorite cross-dressing villain.
Saturos smiled happily as the cardboard box rested in his hands.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, now who is the sexist guy of all?" Saturos said, striking a pose once more. Menardi smacked a hand to her forehead.
"For the love of Mars! Jenna is still alive and healthy in a cottage deep in the forest! Until she dies, you're stuck in a guy's body! And further more, in your hands is a pig heart!" Menardi yelled. Saturos got dot eyes, and instantly dropped the cardboard box.
"Disgusting!" Saturos yelled, taking a few steps back from the box. He turned to Agatio, who was nervously standing in fear Saturos would beat him up to release his anger. "You there!" Saturos shouted, pointing to the upset guard.
"Oh crap..." Agatio muttered, preparing to be hit.
"Go beat Kraden to a pulp for me, got it?" Saturos ordered. Agatio, shocked to not hear the 'whacks' of Saturos' fists in his gut, nodded. He smiled, and ran out the room to go beat up the other henchmen. "Now to think of a plan..." Saturos said.
"Disguise yourself and go give her a poison apple." Menardi said, getting out of the mirror and brushing out her hair. Saturos suddenly got a light bulb over his head.
"I know! I'll disguise myself and give Jenna a poison apple! Damn, I'm smart and handsome..." Saturos said, grinning and swiping a hand through his hair.
"But that's what I just said..." Menardi said. "You know what, I'm not even going to question you, Saturos." She walked back into the mirror, and Saturos got his reflection back. Quickly, he rushed to his secret chamber full of magic and dark arts stuff. He pulled out a book from his book self labeled: "How to make yourself pretty." And opened it a too a page from old ladies.
"Let's see... a piece of Piers' bandanna... a bit of Hermes Water... a chunk of Alex's hair, man I'm running out of that... and Mia's hair tie. Perfect. Now mix it all together and what do you have?" Saturos cheered, making pink smoke cloud up the room When the smoke cleared, Saturos looked in the mirror to see his old lady look, but made a girly scream when he saw his new form. "I'm... I'm... Alex!" Saturos cried, seeing Alex holding his head as a reflection. 'Alex' looked at the book, and realized that the page had been set on 'How to steal Alex's looks.' "This can't be happening!" Alex screamed. (Now, we'll just call him Alex, but really, he's Saturos.)
Back with the dwarfs everyone was throwing a party. The dwarfs had even stacked themselves up to Jenna's height for a dance partner.
"Come dance with us Jenna!" They squeaked/wrote. Jenna groaned annoyed, and kicked the mid section. A loud squeal filled the cottage and then a thump after it. Jenna laughed harshly at the dwarfs in a dog pile on the floor.
"That wasn't very nice!" Mia snapped.
"I second that!" Isaac wrote.
"I'm sorry." Jenna lied, but didn't like the glares sent to her. "Is there anything I could do to make you midgets stop glaring at me?"
"Oh! Oh! Tell us a story! A romantic one with me and Isaac as the main characters!" Mia said, glomping onto Isaac's arm. Jenna turned to Isaac who shrugged.
"I'll read a story full of romance, but not with you two." Mia and Isaac sighed in unison. "Once upon there was a beautiful princess who was rich and powerful named Jenna." Jenna paused the story to fluff out her hair. "She fell in love with stupid oaf named Garet. Actually, she didn't love him. Anyway.... Some day my prince will com"- Jenna began to sing before someone cut her off.
"No singing." Karst growled, cutting Jenna off.
"Bitch..." Jenna grumbled. Right before the story was going to pick up again, a loud snore escaped someone. Everyone turned to see Sheba leaning on Ivan's shoulder asleep with a long trail of drool going down his shirt. Ivan got twitching dot eyes and began to tug on Piers' shoulder.
"Piers! Piers! She's drooling on me again!" Ivan hissed.
"Hey! Sheba! Wake up honey." Felix said, shaking the Wind Adept. Another trail of drool leaked out of her mouth and down her chin. "Oh god!" Felix quickly drew his hand away.
"You know what? It is kind of late. You guys should be off to bed." Jenna said. They all gave her a disapproving look.
"What?! No!" Mia shouted, standing up.
"Our curfew is 11:00! It's only 9:30!" Felix yelled. Karst nodded with him. Jenna glared at them all.
"BED!!!" She yelled, pointing upstairs. They all walked up the stairs, with Ivan struggling to carry Sheba with Piers and Mia sniffling because she wanted to hear the rest of the romantic story.
"Ahh crap!" Saturos cursed as he read the cure for the poison apple. "True love's first kiss? I knew I should've let Jenna kiss that Prince Susa when I had the chance! God, Garet's gonna give this story a happy ending, and I'll never become a guy again!" Alex sighed, then smiled. "No matter. Those midgets will most likely burn her body. After all, only Kraden would wanna keep a dead body."
"Good bye!" Sheba cheered.
Sign: "See ya Jenna." Isaac wrote.
"Farewell Lady Jenna." Piers said, smiling warmly.
"That was my favorite shirt..." Ivan mumbled.
"Remember, report to me if any guy tries to hit on you." Felix warned.
"I better come home to food on the table, child!" Karst snarled.
"Beware of any monsters!" Mia said. They quickly left for their mine jobs. Jenna went inside to make pies, since Karst could be dangerous...
Jenna was making pies when there was a knock on the door. She opened it to see... Alex?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Please R/R. I thought this chapter was pretty good. I guess I did get out of hand with the Sheba drool...
Jenna: You can't stop this story!
Watch me.
Garet: No! Don't stop Nightmare-chan22! I want to kiss Jenna!
Then I'll hurry to the end. Anyway, this story is probably half way done. I don't like it. But I am gonna say one thing. I'm gonna keep making fun of Disney. Each Princess Movie will have a couple. You heard Beauty and the Beast was for Mia and Isaac. Just know this I will not do Alex/Mia, Piers/Mia, Piers/Sheba and Garet/Mia. I can't stand Garet and Mia together. Jenna belongs with Garet, and if Piers steals her, well single is a good thing. I don't like Alex and Mia because... I just don't. And Piers and Mia... I'm not into that couple. I am Piers and Jenna fan, and I am staying that way. But don't hate me please. Here's the story anyway.
Where we last left off, Jenna had met the dwarfs and it was chaos. Now, we are going to go to everyone's favorite cross-dressing villain.
Saturos smiled happily as the cardboard box rested in his hands.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, now who is the sexist guy of all?" Saturos said, striking a pose once more. Menardi smacked a hand to her forehead.
"For the love of Mars! Jenna is still alive and healthy in a cottage deep in the forest! Until she dies, you're stuck in a guy's body! And further more, in your hands is a pig heart!" Menardi yelled. Saturos got dot eyes, and instantly dropped the cardboard box.
"Disgusting!" Saturos yelled, taking a few steps back from the box. He turned to Agatio, who was nervously standing in fear Saturos would beat him up to release his anger. "You there!" Saturos shouted, pointing to the upset guard.
"Oh crap..." Agatio muttered, preparing to be hit.
"Go beat Kraden to a pulp for me, got it?" Saturos ordered. Agatio, shocked to not hear the 'whacks' of Saturos' fists in his gut, nodded. He smiled, and ran out the room to go beat up the other henchmen. "Now to think of a plan..." Saturos said.
"Disguise yourself and go give her a poison apple." Menardi said, getting out of the mirror and brushing out her hair. Saturos suddenly got a light bulb over his head.
"I know! I'll disguise myself and give Jenna a poison apple! Damn, I'm smart and handsome..." Saturos said, grinning and swiping a hand through his hair.
"But that's what I just said..." Menardi said. "You know what, I'm not even going to question you, Saturos." She walked back into the mirror, and Saturos got his reflection back. Quickly, he rushed to his secret chamber full of magic and dark arts stuff. He pulled out a book from his book self labeled: "How to make yourself pretty." And opened it a too a page from old ladies.
"Let's see... a piece of Piers' bandanna... a bit of Hermes Water... a chunk of Alex's hair, man I'm running out of that... and Mia's hair tie. Perfect. Now mix it all together and what do you have?" Saturos cheered, making pink smoke cloud up the room When the smoke cleared, Saturos looked in the mirror to see his old lady look, but made a girly scream when he saw his new form. "I'm... I'm... Alex!" Saturos cried, seeing Alex holding his head as a reflection. 'Alex' looked at the book, and realized that the page had been set on 'How to steal Alex's looks.' "This can't be happening!" Alex screamed. (Now, we'll just call him Alex, but really, he's Saturos.)
Back with the dwarfs everyone was throwing a party. The dwarfs had even stacked themselves up to Jenna's height for a dance partner.
"Come dance with us Jenna!" They squeaked/wrote. Jenna groaned annoyed, and kicked the mid section. A loud squeal filled the cottage and then a thump after it. Jenna laughed harshly at the dwarfs in a dog pile on the floor.
"That wasn't very nice!" Mia snapped.
"I second that!" Isaac wrote.
"I'm sorry." Jenna lied, but didn't like the glares sent to her. "Is there anything I could do to make you midgets stop glaring at me?"
"Oh! Oh! Tell us a story! A romantic one with me and Isaac as the main characters!" Mia said, glomping onto Isaac's arm. Jenna turned to Isaac who shrugged.
"I'll read a story full of romance, but not with you two." Mia and Isaac sighed in unison. "Once upon there was a beautiful princess who was rich and powerful named Jenna." Jenna paused the story to fluff out her hair. "She fell in love with stupid oaf named Garet. Actually, she didn't love him. Anyway.... Some day my prince will com"- Jenna began to sing before someone cut her off.
"No singing." Karst growled, cutting Jenna off.
"Bitch..." Jenna grumbled. Right before the story was going to pick up again, a loud snore escaped someone. Everyone turned to see Sheba leaning on Ivan's shoulder asleep with a long trail of drool going down his shirt. Ivan got twitching dot eyes and began to tug on Piers' shoulder.
"Piers! Piers! She's drooling on me again!" Ivan hissed.
"Hey! Sheba! Wake up honey." Felix said, shaking the Wind Adept. Another trail of drool leaked out of her mouth and down her chin. "Oh god!" Felix quickly drew his hand away.
"You know what? It is kind of late. You guys should be off to bed." Jenna said. They all gave her a disapproving look.
"What?! No!" Mia shouted, standing up.
"Our curfew is 11:00! It's only 9:30!" Felix yelled. Karst nodded with him. Jenna glared at them all.
"BED!!!" She yelled, pointing upstairs. They all walked up the stairs, with Ivan struggling to carry Sheba with Piers and Mia sniffling because she wanted to hear the rest of the romantic story.
"Ahh crap!" Saturos cursed as he read the cure for the poison apple. "True love's first kiss? I knew I should've let Jenna kiss that Prince Susa when I had the chance! God, Garet's gonna give this story a happy ending, and I'll never become a guy again!" Alex sighed, then smiled. "No matter. Those midgets will most likely burn her body. After all, only Kraden would wanna keep a dead body."
"Good bye!" Sheba cheered.
Sign: "See ya Jenna." Isaac wrote.
"Farewell Lady Jenna." Piers said, smiling warmly.
"That was my favorite shirt..." Ivan mumbled.
"Remember, report to me if any guy tries to hit on you." Felix warned.
"I better come home to food on the table, child!" Karst snarled.
"Beware of any monsters!" Mia said. They quickly left for their mine jobs. Jenna went inside to make pies, since Karst could be dangerous...
Jenna was making pies when there was a knock on the door. She opened it to see... Alex?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Please R/R. I thought this chapter was pretty good. I guess I did get out of hand with the Sheba drool...